Let's say you find a magical lamp with a genie inside who will grant you 3 wishes.
What 3 things would you wish for?
Only rule is that you can't wish for more wishes.
Also, to keep things interesting, all wishes come true until someone gets dubs, and then genie turns evil and screws with your wishes. They come true but in a bad way.
Like drowning in a million dollars worth of coins or getting abs on your face.
Other anons say what could go wrong with the wishes
>>675805387
I wish for 10 more genies lamps.
It's not wishing for more wishes, that's just an added benefit of getting more lamps.
Loophole ftw.
1. Ability to control time
2. Trillion UK pound Sterling
3. Telekinesis
Bump
>>675805599
your 10 genies are evil
>>675805387
I like this friend
okay I'll say two wishes
>i wish the grill i like would like me as much as I do her
>i wish that at the same time that we would be good friends as well and it would "work out" per se.
check em anons
>>675805599
Haha nice
>>675805599
The lamps have no genies in them.
>>675805387
1. Wish I could wish for more wishes.
2. Wish for more wishes.
3. ????
4. Profit
5. Wish to have sex with a 3 year old girl.
I'd wish for more genies so I could get more wishes
1. I can travel in time
2. I wish religion was gone and noone knew it existed
3. I am imortal
>>675805792
They'd still grant wishes, they just might destroy the world afterwards. I'd be fine with that.
1. To be richest man on Earth
2. To be smartest guy that ever lived
3. Genie should commit suicide
>>675805993
that third wish can be a blessing and a curse anon
>>675806104
Genie commits suicide immediately via suicide vest
>>675805387
1. Wish for infinite money.
Hold 2 and 3 until i need them.
>>675806222
Genie decides when you need them
1.No more religion
2.No more monetary system
3.Fucking dinosaurs
>>675806105
I know but think about it.
If you are immortal its a curse because everyone you love will die. But you will not age since you dont age.
Since you are immortal you can understand history so you can be a perfect ruler of a country and win wars becayse you have seen many wars before.
>>675806355
yeah tell me that again in the next millennia if you are still sane of course
>>675806104
You would say a man's own name?
1. I wish I could wish for more wishes
2-infinity. Anything
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>>675805993
Fuck being immortal. That's until the end of time and then some
>>675805387
Fuck you and your rule, I'll just wish from more magic lamps.
kill all feminists
Kill all Muslims
glass of beer
>>675806355
You wont remember anything. Your brain can only hold so much in it, youd have to have clearly marked diaries that hold you info, but then people could find these and use your own wisdom against you. You will never love anybody, even if you have an 80 year marriage to you that would be a day long affair
>>675806701
you become a feminist/muslim and die as a result
I want three cheesecakes.
>>675805904
Uncle Doug, get off 4chan.
>>675806755
You choke on them
Restart life as a cis female - wish 1
wish 2 and 3 both specify that you cannot fuck with wish #1 in any way shape or form.
fku asshole genie.
>>675805387
The ability to genderbend other peoples genitalia without physical contact. Would be useful to earn money and fuck up lives.
>>675806746
didnt get dubs, but whatever
its for the greater good
>>675806824
He just kills you
>>675805876
Kek
>>675806824
You die from aids in the future
technically i am not fucking with your wish - you still become a cis female, you just die as result from being one in the future
>>675806755
They are made out of parm cheese
>>675807032
thats k, better to have lived with aids than to never have lived at all.
>>675806701
Why not a jug?
>>675806755
They're past use by date.
>>675805993
>immortal
Did you see the movie groundhog's day?
>>675806846
Not to mention it could lead to many kek's
>>675806738
It can be used aginst me, tell me how? Im imortal so it cant hurt me and the wishdom of mine will be a huge treasure. They can inprison me but still they cant keep me forever since i live forever. And each ruler will get me out or send me free
If you have knowledge of making a fortress with hidden walls with alot of books about your story and stuff. And only you can enter.
Just use your imagination
Wish it was possible to wish for more wishes
Wish for more wishes
Wish for the dragon balls
>>675807408
That would be awesome though for a while. You could do whatever you want and get away with it every day.
>>675807620
But you would constantly need those books around you. Your brain is not able to store all the information you would have collected in all that time, youd need to wish for the brain capacity to store all the information as well.
Ability to hear other people's thoughts with the ability to turn it on & off (not constantly, and only one person at a time)
Unable to be physically harmed or get sick. Not immortal, but I don't want to be stabbed, get cancer, any illness, any injury.
Either telekinesis or like Magneto from x-men, ability to control metals from long distances.
>>675807974
Ofcourse, but what if you wish for your brain. Maybe it will backfire on you because all the info is getting in otherplaces.
You used napoleon tactics in rome time. As example
1. Omniscient
2. Omnipotent
3. Dubs
>>675808759
>675808759
Fuck you you genie, I didn't get my dubs. Who's supposed to check'em now?
>>675808445
Can you try again? I didnt sleep last night and i cant make out what you are saying.
