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>>675793994
>>675794183
RIP Thread
>>675793994
Go back to 9fag, you dirty bag of cat menstruation. Kill yourself.
>>675793994
bump
<3 TRUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiG-598DriE
>>675793994
my fave
>>675796910
Fixed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI9MCvK2MGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc-uDUBnqUA
>implying if trump somehow became president he would actually build a wall
>>675797342
>>675797417
No wonder that he wasnt elected again.
>>675797532
1) The Wall will be built.
2) It'll be a beautiful wall with a big fat door so people can come into the country legally.
3) Mexico will pay for The Wall.
>>675797532
>>675796738
so fake. Try harder.
>>675797676
wow you really explained exactly how youre gonna build it and get mexico to pay for it thanks for clearing that up
>>675797684
That h should be an r.
>>675797731
>>675797832
Trump has explained it numerous times in interviews and on his website. I don't have to do your work for you, random internet stranger. I'm busy, bitch.
>>675797832
>>675797991
by explaining it do you mean telling us that hes going to do it and it will be a beautiful wall?
>>675798159
Exactly.
What part did you not understand?
>>675798229
how hes going to do it
>>675797967
we be trumpin
>>675798305
1. Build wall
2. Get Mexico to pay for it.
Not necessarily in this order
>>675798417
gr8 b8 m8 almost had me fooled
Why all the trump haters his ideas seem the most practical.
>>675793994
Mexico is too hot. I'm considering southern Chile though.
>>675798806
GR8B8M8
>>675797967
So true. Try harder.
>>675798806
Nice try, homie.
Nobody I know, including liberals, want any whining American cunts up here in Canada.
What nation wants people so weak they can't handle the thought of 4 years of a president they disagree with, so flee their country?
No thanks. We prefer winners and contributors.
>>675798822
Baja isn't too hot. Cabo is quite nice year round.
Cancun can get a bit muggy in the summertime but I normally go spring break, oh the fun I've had.
>nice dubs
>>675799026
>>675799052
libtards, so stupid they have to be a hivemind to survive
>>675799231
go back to /pol/ ya filthy repub
>>675799072
Yet those fucking liberals elected Turdeau.
>>675797394
oh shit, lol
>>675799313
Fuck off to enjoy your girlfriend strapon, cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfng7umomGg
>>675793994
Thank you for posting election memes
>>675797216
This man is so based.
>>675799614
video not carl
>>675798806
>>675799231
If you're looking for intelligent people, you shouldn't be on /b/. 80% of the people here are just redditors who think they're edgy and cool because they browse 4chan.
And of course those kids are bernouts.
>pic related is why those kids are bernouts
with all of your options seemingly being shit, what are you actually gonna do, amerifats?
>>675799231
>>675799903
>implying trump isn't gonna make america great again
Why would any vote for sanders when he literally said black people have it harder than white people and white people dont know what its like to be poor?
I Can only assume its because said people didnt know he said it and thus don't actually know him at all and just think hes the nice guy to vote for.
When i brought it up with mates they called bullshit ect "he never said it" then i linked them the video
>h-h-he didn't mean that.
>h-h-he just worded it wrong.
>h-h-h-e meant this not this and i agree with that
That being said I dont live in the US. Its kind like watching a game of poker, all the fun with non of the risk. I want trump to win for the fun of it really, I mean i would literally pay for a trimp to the US to get a photo with the ball
>>675800450
I wanted to like Sanders, but that while white people comment and when he kowtowed to BLM really turned me away.
If he can't handle a few angry black girls how is he supposed to stand up for America?
>>675800343
America may be a first world country but its people have a sickening political culture. Seriously why do you elect Nixons Bushes and Clintons. Hate to see niggers and white trash parading on the streets supporting their candidates in the most tacky ways.
>>675800450
>I want trump to win for the fun of it really
It would be interesting to see what would actually happen if he gets elected.
>>675794129
>>675796888
>>675797497
>>675800823
Our political system is so broken that we only get presented with shitty candidates who don't even need to win the popular vote to get into office.
Source: presidential election of 2000
>>675801021
Yes, I post stuff from Reddit.
Got a problem with that?
>>675801136
>>675801433
What has he built? Trump tower isn't the property of America, it's his. Sounds more like fucking Sauron to me
>>675801642
>>675793994
People that actually think that way I wish
really would move to another country.
They do this whiny cry for attention every election.
>>675801671
Kek, keep jerking off thinking this'll happen and princess Trump will bear it on his back
>>675801813
>>675801729
Ah, the old Trump meme. Tell me again how pathetic are you you need to hide behind pappy Trump to make your country great again.
>>675801917
>>675802031
>>675800450
Most Black people do have it harder than most white people. The point he was obviously trying to make is that whites don't know what it is like to face the same prejudice black folks do.
He even talked about growing up poor in the same debate, you fucking retard.
Why would I base my vote off of petty race pandering that has nothing to do with his actual policy anyways?
>>675802126
>>675801671
maybe a 'shitters full' meme would be more appropriate for that cut out. Just sayin.
>>675802185
>>675802250
Watch out wiggy, here we come
>>675802250
>>675802359
>>675802191
What? Trump can't control migration? Wew amigo, ahà vamos
>>675802126
Maga
>>675802556
>>675802633
What? Americans won't work for less than 7 dollars and health insurance? No problemo, brown master race hardly gets sick.
truth
>tfw Trump is going to win at least 20% of the black vote
>>675797417
The Republican Congress isn't investigating Hillary, the FBI is. They didn't find reason to look at Bush. Cry harder.
>>675802369
Why I oppose the wall.
Besides the obvious waste of time and money
http://m.bioscience.oxfordjournals.org/content/57/1/96.full
https://law.utexas.edu/humanrights/borderwall/analysis/briefing-The-Environmental-Impacts-of-the-Border-Wall.pdf
http://www.ajelp.com/comments/doyle-the-environmental-impact-of-border-fencing/
>>675802777
>>675797497
You forgot Obama and his community organizing as experience
>>675797183
I can't stand Trump. But I hate this faggot even more.
>>675802866
>>675802954
>>675802945
And being a United States senator with a juris doctorate in constitutional law from Harvard?
Trump inherited is daddies wealth and business and didn't even get his MBA
>>675798417
Gotta build a boat.
Gotta get wood to build it.
Wood's on the other island.
Gotta build a boat to get wood.
Gotta get wood to build the boat.
Need boat to get wood to build boat.
My hands are nice.
>>675798806
Almost got me.
>>675803141
It is the saltyness of sweat due to hard work. Ever tried it?
>>675797991
Watch john olivers piece on the wall. It is impossible to build.
>>675803275
>>675802777
t. black Daniel Craig
>>675796738
I'm guessing Trump's grandparents learned English and paid taxes.
I'm mexican. I don't need to go to USA because here I own a house, i have a beautiful girlfriend, a stable job , i breathe clean air and mos't important i have peace. It would be fun to see Trump Win just to watch as our northern neighbors pay their mistakes and stupidity . Please make it happen.
>>675799676
Bernie doesn't exist? Why hasn't /x/ been on top of this!? Is he a fucking skinwalker?
>>675803632
>>675803632
Well memed
>>675803791
That's want Poland said, familia.
>>675803716
Trump could never pick me up with those fingers of his
>>675801642
>pasting his head on Aragorn
Yeah, he's fucking Sauron in this scenario for sure. Only we don't have any of the other cast, just a bunch of fuckers from Mordor all trying to control Middle-Earth.
>>675803624
>berniebot
>having a job
Pick one
>>675804129
>Maximum kek.
>>675803791
>I'm mexican
>mos't important i have peace.
Sure, as long as you don't miss people disappearing and drug cartels beheading cops
>>675801729
This rich son of a bitch borrowed money from his dad and basically everyone think's he's a success because of it despite his bankruptcies.
>>675794226
as if the t-shirt was the problem
>>675804216
I'm also mexican, born and bred. I live in my country and love it. Trump has way more opposers than only Bernies.
>>675804274
Well, Mexico City is relatively peaceful and somehow sheltered from all the cartel shit.
Of course, as any other big city, it has problems of its own, but nothing compared to the provinces and the north border.
>mfw Trump is going to win the presidency and all of these leftist cucks bloviating about how "crazy", "racist", and "greedy" he is are going to be completely powerless to stop us from winning the white house
Your tears are going to be so fucking delicious when November finally rolls around.
>>675804473
Si, pendejo? Yo también soy Mexicano, y no tienes ni puta idea de como quiero que Trump gane y sea presidente.
Pinche Bernie pendejo, ojala se muera el cabrón.
Trump for President!
>>675804473
>not living in america
Explains why you're so uneducated concerning American politics.
>>675804337
>>675804337
Wtf black guy? Why are you in that stance?
Why doesn't the cuck just kick him in the head and put him on his ass?
Hitler is the only correct choice when the election comes to this
>>675804274
>Whitey american perception of Mexico
You wouldn't go where the heat is the same way I wouldn't go to Florida's hoods but Disney world.
>>675804337
>that loaded fist
Someone can't fight like a man.
>>675797122
Did you literally add a redditapp logo just to try and discredit this sign?
Lol what an autist
>>675804726
That doesn't mean I don't inform myself by watching John Oliver and the huff.
>>675794129
most accurate meme i've seen on /b/
>>675804770
...
The nigger is holding a knife, idiot.
>>675804274
It depends on the region. In the center of the country it is a very quiet place . Interestingly the most violent places are those near of USA
>>675804726
>Trump supporter arguing about knowing political culture of America.
>>675804726
I live in America, myself. Studied politics as a minor. Trump's still a stupid cunt.
>>675804499
>>675804916
You're holding a what?
>>675804753
All of Mexico is the same.
Have fun in los barrio, pedro
>>675802762
As if the Left isn't the gang taking rights away
>>675802871
>the-environmental-impact-of-border-fencing
kek
>>675805012
>Muh statistics
There's a lot of crime in Mexico city, but once again: you wouldn't go where the heat is, would you? Mexico City.is.fucking huge. If you stay within boundaries everything's ok.
>>675805012
>yeah, I'll just google something and take whatever jewgle shows me as an absolute fact without any reference or comparison to know what the magnitude of the numbers mean
I bet you use android and google now too, faggot.
>>675796851
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>what does oligarchy mean
>>675805148
Nah, I'd rather cross the border. And steal the job from n autistic fat anon.
>>675805297
I don't see how that his Kek.
Habitat fragmentation is a much bigger problem than illegal immigration will ever be.
>>675805359
Whatever you say.
>>675805507
>Habitat fragmentation
lel
Give one good reason that the Don shouldn't be POTUS.
>protip: you can't
>>675801021
Funny how not being an edgelord trump supporter who can't even vote yet means you post on reddit. I thought it was the opposite
Hello I am the dinduhindu
I dindunutin
>>675805507
Ugh, please don't argue with this 16 yo dude.
>>675805309
I could say the same thing about Detroit.
>liberals call trump a racist for wanting a wall against mexico
>liberals want to move to canada not mexico if trump is elected
>basically reaffirming that mexico is a dangerous place
Why not mexico?
Are you all racist?
>>675805359
>jewggle
>>>/pol/
>>>/stormfront/
>>>/conservapedia/
>>675805626
>not an echo chamber of people who don't understand the economy
top pip
>>675805567
Once again
>muh cherrypicking
Throw.your pc out of your window and live a little, you fat slob.
>>675805567
No date, no actual content.
You see, based on only the title of that article, it says authorities are starting to fear that cartels may be starting to enter the city. That does not contradict my original point, which was that the City was relatively safe from cartel...
And again, you fucking ignored the term relatively I originally used. Any big city in Latin America has crime of its own, it's not a safe haven, it's a fucking city, but the overall CURRENT level of crime there is nothing compared to what you see on the news happening on the north, border states.
>>675805759
>>675797676
This, right here, is why most Trump supporters look like uneducated retards. There's no way in Hell Mexico would ever agree to pay for a wall for another country, especially ours, except under threat of force, which would pretty much be the kick-off point for another war that the American people don't need. We've already been stuck in a series of needless conflicts for well over a decade. The only thing keeping us in the Middle East is greed, if they didn't have oil there for us, and if we weren't in Israel's pocket, the smartest thing for us to do would be sit back and let them blow each other to shit. Trump keeps shouting "make America great again", but every single thing has said he's gonna do has far more potential to cause conflicts than to solve any problems. Trump is a bag of hot air with not substance.
>>675805800
Liberal democrats understand the economy much better than conservatives
>>675805680
No, man. We just want to make Mexico great again. Is it so difficult to understand?
>>675805759
>jewgle isn't politically biased
>jewgle isn't pushing agendas
>>675805805
>when attacking a position doesn't work, attack the person
>a person you know literally nothing about
Can someone please name just one conservative intellectual? Not an academic but an intellectual.
>protip: you can't
>>675805886
Mexico City has always had a problem with crime. Especially kidnappings.
>>675805961
Trump explained how he was gonna get Mexico to pay for the wall.
>>675794129
winrar!
>>675805975
>part time jobs are more important than full time jobs
Obama removed lots of full time jobs and brought in lots of part timers.
Statisticians say he created more jobs than bush, but the truth is that he just created a large amount of part timing niggers working at mcdonalds.
>>675806082
I could say the same about you and your perception of Mexico based on your country's media.
>>675805961
>trade deficit
Mexico is basically in a ton of debt to us.
There is literally no way they can say no to us.
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>>675793994
>>675805667
And you'd be correct. Most major cities have their bad areas. Detroit's are just worse and more numerous than usual. Downtown Detroit is actually quite cool.
>>675806173
Yes! I am fucking aware of that... but that level of crime is nothing when you put it in perspective and compare with all the cartel activity that has given Mexico such a bad reputation in the media.
For fucks sake, what the fuck is so difficult to understand about that?! I am NOT saying that Mexico City is the safest place on earth, of course it fucking isn't.
>>675804625
Exactly. Hillary will win the nomination, Bernie will go independent -> 50:50 split of dem. Voters -> Trump
>>675806160
Wow wow wow wtf?
This is furry, I don't have furry anywhere on my camera roll.
I selected this picture.
It won't let me post it because it says it's a duplicate file. Wtf
>>675806376
Prove you've been to those areas.
Prove you're not black.
Prove you're not female.
>>675806464
I hope so.
>>675804862
It's not reddit and it's nothing negative
Wow /b/ is cucked even fulIchan /b/ knows that trump is gonna make america great again.
>>675806277
You mean statistics are racist, right? All the kidnapping, corruption, and beheadings never happened, right?
>>675806699
>Because when you're not with Trump, your wife's fucking other men.
>>675806884
>I'll just post this obviously fake graph that I agree with because it matches my politically delusional beliefs
What did I just fucking say?
An economy isn't healthy or good if everyone is just working 20 hours.
So what if the unemployment is down to 6%, everyone is just working for peanuts.
>>675798305
also that you are being trolled
>>675802743
That's also why your entire race of shitskins can barely score above 90 on the iq test, good master race you got going there.
>>675806722
The same way I entertain myself reading about shootings in schools, black people committing crimes, guns shot everywhere... And talking about news and statistics well... Let's just say America has a thing about scaring their citizens.
>>675806544
You'll just have to take my word for it. Nice dubs though.
>>675796851
But for the most part, the people are fucking retarded. Look at the Bolshevik Revolution, it was for the people but in just a few decades it had transformed into a totalitarian dictatorship that had murdered millions upon millions. You don't even see that sort of crime against humanity coming until it is too late and you are unable to do anything about it.
Granted, I say this on /b/ where it will fall upon deaf ears and have somebody simply reply, "Faggot." Sometimes I wonder why I lurk anymore.
>>675807197
Is that Hitler? Oh mah gooood, I'm sure you're a Nazi, I'm so scared seriously why do you post Hitler? Don't you know what he did? Are you that insensitive?
>>675807182
>claims source that contradicts his opinion is fake
>provides no source to back up his claims
>>675807413
>here here is muh my source on why I think the sky is actually red
>why don't you provide source on why the sky is blue?
Anyone who is on the level of that kind of debate without knowing the basics of economics doesn't deserve my effort of researching for you which is what you need to be doing.
>>675807535
Bernie sander supporter obviously.
>rich peopel bad
>poor people good
>>675807823
Sanders is literally Hitler
>blame the rich for your problems!
>the rich people are hoarding all the money
>blame the rich elites!
yeah, supporting him is the same way hitler gained support.
>>675797840
I DID A THING
>>675807642
>>675807642
Tell me what basic economics I don't understand?
Please go on.
>>675806670
Then how was it fixed?
>>675807535
stay in school!
>>675807792
>rich people are ok
>poor mexicans going middle class with muh wealth
Pick one
>>675797342
Please tell me there is an animated version of this
>>675803632
>tv "comedian" knows shit
well there we go ladies and gents, rosie o'donnel for president 2020
>>675807792
It's not that at all.
It's showing that tax cuts for the rich do not benifit anyone else besides the rich.
I'm guess you are fine with 99% of us being poor and 1% being rich, because that's where we appear to be headed. Fuck the middle class.
>>675806938
So let it be written, so let it be done
>>675806624
This! Spread this shit and divide the libtards so we can make America great again
>>675808448
>Fuck the middle class.
opinion discarded.
>>675808619
>implying your opinion about my opinion is relevant
>>675808580
like i trust an asian.
>>675806329
And we're in trillions of dollars of debt to china. When they start making outrageous demands of us, I assume you're just gonna roll over and say "Oh of courae, anything you want, we owe you so much there's no way we can possibly say no."
That's your reasoning, right there.
>>675808784
Yeah, those fuckers invented global warming don't you know?
>>675794129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pji_IX-UacM
>>675808886
They can't make any demands, China's economy is completely dependent on America.
>>675793994
Move there? We will throw you over the wall. It turns out Mexico has very strict laws on immigration and they limit the number of other races allowed in to prevent the destruction of their ethnic groups. They protect their people from foreigners for the most part. They will protect them from you. I think you will find them far less hospitable then you imagine. We plan to use this as punishment against the traitors.
So are u telling me Americans need Trump to make them great again and they cant do it without him? Are Americans betas? According to these idiots yea. Im not a beta cuck. I dont need Trump to be great. Im an American. I was born great.
>>675808886
Yeah outrages demands, like putting a 35% tariff on all our goods that they import. They are already talking about that, we are fucked.
>>675807958
Yeah, this is legitimately the arguments Hitler used against Jews. They owned the businesses and monopolizes and banks and had all the money while people were broke.
Democrats love to forget that Hitler was actually a Socialist who very much vilified capitalists and companies in much the same way the US left does.
Then they call everyone else Hitler when their opponents are hardcore anti socialists.
Fucking lunatics.
>>675809397
Is that the new pokemon fam?
>>675807400
That's because there will always be shithead aristocrats that mistakenly believe they're better than othera, and that everyone else just exists to serve them. The people in power should not be the ones actively vying to get into power, because they don't care about the country, they only care about their own personal level of power and satisfaction.
>>675797497
This is misleading, because 2 out of 3 weren't president, and one hasn't been elected at all
>>675801021
This entire thread is just reddit memes why even bother
>>675797417
The difference is they were already in office, you want to elect someone with prior history of it? That's smart
>>675809871
And? Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>675809871
I'm a liberal and don't call anyone hitler.
Hitler was an authoritarian that registered people of certain races and religions and had mass "deportations" nobody in American politics today is like that at all.
>>675809699
Good, maybe that'll kick out countries ass into shape and make us Fix our poriorities into fixing our own country instead of trying to tell countries halfway around the world how they're supposed to live.
>>675808193
Added a watermark :3
>>675806938
>Pestilence
>not Conquest
What a fucking pleb
>>675804625
Love that you think Trump will make much of a difference..
>>675810243
Godwin's law says all you idiots lose. Go hang yourselves, nobody in the presidential race is even close to Adolf fucking Hitler.
>>675808580
>oh my god some of these millionaires are using their own money in ways that are not creating jobs?
>even though most do?
EVIL!
TAX THEM LIKE WE DID DURING WW2 AND WW1
>>675810427
Amusing
>>675810427
>Implying the 9 cases of election fraud actually make a difference
>>675810484
presidents don't get to do much their first term for about 30 years now due to congress blocking
>hurr trump isn't going to do much!
>durrr
>>675810278
you a reducing down a nation to an independent entity, when really all nations are interdependent parts of a greater system. What one does will affect the rest. You can't just fix the part you have to work for the whole.
>>675793994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA5MeMlQh0U
>>675810664
Trump is not getting elected. Dream on. The retard fiesta is over.
>>675805618
>He talks the talk, but even if he walked the walk, he'd only be the president. These changes surely can't be carried out by him alone?
>>675806334
https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/862fb9f3fcd51fba5da0fdd0d6bb6bbab2cbbf02a2b366e48bdc81f911f05357/analysis/1458922492/
>redditfags raiding /b/ and thinking Bernie fucking Sanders has a chance
Please. It's Trump, Clinton, and a slight possibility of Cruz. Denying that is just stupid at this stage. Despite what your hugbox says, most Americans hate socialism. Most Americans think raising taxes on the poor is pants-on-head retarded.
< 10 > Present for /b/ http://www26.zippyshare.com/v/tlqhMS1q/file.html
>>675796851
>Implying Bill Clinton wasn't the best president in the last 20 years
>>675797601
but... but... but he was
>>675803442
kek
>>675811294
not after 2007
>>675810703
So why not focus on our HOME? Why not try to make ourselves the best we can be before attempting to police other countries. Its because the people that run this country don't give a single fuck about it, or the people that live in it, their only concern is trying to get more and more money into their own pockets. We're like the dad in a neighborhood that's always sticking his nose into his neighbor's business, trying to fix their lives for them, when really he's just creating animosity towards himself and his family (by association). While that's happening, his own family is falling to pieces, his wife fucking every other guy at her job, one kid is a weird autist that hasn't left his basement for years, one kid joined a gang and is constantly getting in trouble, another kid is addicted to crack and is getting manhandled by three guys for drug money, and the last kid is a perfect straight A student that likes to secretly kill baby birds and has recently moved up to gophers and rabbits.
Anyway, the point being that our country is tearing itself apart, and the aristocracy is not only not trying to fix it, but is actively fanning parts of the fire to cover up their own misdeeds.
>>675807400
Faggot
Can't believe he got 1 woman to fuck him.
What a bunch of liberal cucks on this thread
>>675812216
Stop thinking like your parents, kid. It isn't doing you any favors.
>>675812216
thanks!
>>675793994
>>675804421
fine. reddit it's better than this shit anyways. have fun with your dick rating threads you fuckin insecure faggots
>>675811710
I never said that we should be the world police.
I said we should consider all elements of the system and try to focus on what's best for that aswell, much of that includes but not limited to fixing our own country.
What's best for the whole is best for its constituent parts
>>675793994
>all mindless liberals see this meme
>Trump wins
>all mindless liberals move to Mexico
>most die because third world country
tfw America is great again!
>>675812375
it's a shame. we was way less crazy than everyone who's still in the race.
>>675812714
You didn't have to say it, it's our countries attitude at the moment. I'm saying it's bad.
>>675813004
not really. On the right maybe.
>>675812775
I don't get this one.
>>675813119
So you're a Bernie supporter too
I am german and I hope Trump will win.
>>675813132
well yes, i mend in the mojor parties
>>675812375
>>675813289
Yeah did you not get that from my first comment when I implied all Trump supporters are uneducated retards? Not necessarily because they believe in his ridiculous policies, but because they don't even realize he's just playing them, telling them what he knows they want to hear, and they're all eating it up like it's fucking ambrosia. He himself thinks the repub base is full of idiots, and he's an expert conman, he's made a business out of swindling idiots and fucking people over. If this country actually wanted "Make America Great Again", theyd be more focused on America and not Mexico and the Middle east.
It's the classic game of "rich man turns poor people against one another so he can continue to fuck them over, and that's not just about trump, that's 90% of politicians and government.
His name is literally "trump".
I am Mexican/Canadian and I hope Trump wins.
>>675802359
>Jesus, 3bc
>3bc
Guise, he legit said this quote 3 years before he was born.
>>675814473
>yfw I just want to see him say "you're fired" at inauguration
>>675813276
The point is they get asked issues that don't even fucking matter, and democrats just side with the pointless banter they prefer.
