What you having for breakfast /b/
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What you having for breakfast /b/
foals
>>675789656
Triceratops.
>>675789834
Foals?
Vodka + grapefruit juice.
>standard
>>675789922
Yes.
>>675790226
Nice
Best. Breakfast. Ever.
>>675790066
where you from?
>>675790472
am swiss but at dublin right now
>>675790410
Where from?, seems yummy
>>675789656
I was thinking waffles, but I don't have time because I leave for work in 10 minutes. But looks good op
>>675789656
You opened pre-packaged bacon & cracked store-bought eggs in to a hot pan, enjoy and congrats!
>>675790671
breakfast comes before work
>>675790767
so?
>>675790300
You're cooking it too long. You'll knuin it.
>>675789656
you broke the yolk...
>>675790827
my friend, ive been frying bacon for lots of years, i know what im doing.
>>675790881
happened when i cracked it, i couldnt help it.
bacon, eggs, haloumi cheese and some fries served in tortillas.
took me a while to cook it but damn was it worth it.
>>675791173
ketchup? and coke for breakfast??
you're doing it wrong
is today Easter or is porn hub glitching, also if you wondering what i'm eating pic realated
>>675789656
something that isn't going to kill me, unlike what you're having.
>>675791316
>pic related
>>675791273
yeah well i guess i have to spill the beans now.
it was actually dinner. i just wanted bacon really bad.
STRAYA CUNTS!
>>675789656
Fuck now I'm starving op
ur mum
>>675791421
come round pal, got enough for both of us
>>675790410
this
>>675791173
>>675791394
your telling me this isn't your breakfast
>i had put so much faith on your jpeg title i just don't know what to say
>>675791316
its easter weekend today until monday, easter day is on SUNDAY the same day it is every year
>>675791385
i'll explain if you answer my question, assuming you haven't already figured it out
>>675789656
Tofu scramble
Hash browns
Toast and hummus
Fruit
>>675791477
Chck'd I wish looks great I'm amerifag tho
>>675791394
nigger fag
>>675791577
>paying attention to weekdays
get on my level nigger
>>675790066
Black pudding is the food of the gods
>>675791767
>>675791682
i fucking did>>675791577
>>675791173
Soda is not breakfast food you filthy animal
>>675791682
Same here anon
>>675791764
west coast amerifag here it's 6 here, i think it pretty much morning across the country and as far as i can tell op didn't say where he was from
only here, fuck breakfast
>>675791970
im a britfag
>>675791897
i'm not eating breakfast
>this guy gets it>>675791944
>>675789656
>21st century
>breakfast
You're the reason muslims suicidebomb us.
burritos OP
>>675792023
whats it like sucking on your mums beans an mash, god save the queen you bloody wanking bender
>>675792087
i think it's because we bomb there family's over seas but i mean, i guess that's one theory
>>675791778
true
>>675792314
They kill eachother on much higher scale. It'd be hypocrisy to bomb us because we bomb them while not bombing each other enuf.
Yum
>>675792314
fucking liberal
muslims bomb us much longer
>lrn2 history
>>675792314
>>675792581
okay bro, yeah thats why reagan let muslim extrimists in the whitehouse
>get your head out of your ass
>>675789656
Disappointment and cereal
>>675789656
Cum
>>675789656
basically making this at home. it's fucking delicious
>>675792953
Cuz I'm Gay
>>675792505
isis kills more Muslims than Christians, there animals who kill anyone in there way, if they were in a country filled with Christians it would be different
>>675792314
their*
>>675789656
Still frying bacon in 2016, grilled all the way you fucking spastic.
>>675792988
they're* animals.
their* way.
>>675792856
There was history even before July 4th 1776, faggot. Muslims were killing europeans for centuries before we knew about New World and even before crusades.
>>675792314
>>675792505
>>675792581
>>675792856
get the fuck out of here /pol/fags, this thread is about fucking breakfast. you dont need to bring sandniggers into everything
i had pic related today. was gonna make eggs and toast but we have a dude crashing on our couch i guess, and i didnt wanna wake him up
>>675793157
forgot pic
>>675792856
>mfw anyone thinks "my country is morally superior than everyone elses"
every country has blood on its hands. everybody has skeletons in their closet. grow up.
Weißwurstfrühstück.
Its delicious.
currently eating some waffles
>>675793253
>>675793253
A beer aswell, nice
If you want to try something different:
>start making an omelette
>when the egg is solid, put cheese, mustard, worcestershire sauce, and onion powder in it; then fold the omelette up
>when the cheese has melted, transfer the omelette to your plate
>mash it up like you were making scrambled eggs
>eat with a fork
coffee and easter bread
>>675789656
I think I'ma have just tea.
>>675793132
we killed each other, it was even we were all animals back then (i think we still are but) the modern hate of muslims came from 911 which came after almost 2 decades of america forcing their will on the middle east, isis has less resources less solders less money less training and less guns added to that they are up against the most powerful army in human history the only reason groups like them pop up is because america refuses to stop murdering them unapologetically, if they had nothing to fight the us they'd go back to just killing each other like they have for the past 400 years
>>675789656
omelet consisting of sausage, onions, bell peppers and potatoes. then I squoze some sriracha on it.
itt fatasses on the verge of a heart attack.
>>675793425
Thats the tradition. There is even a saying that you shouldn't let the weiswurst hear the noon bell (which means the meal should be finished by noon).
But i guess my ancesters just wanted an excuse to drink in the morning.
>>675791844
>Bought a shirt
>friend sent me link to supposed serial killer after having seen the fact that I got a new shirt
>he's wearing literally the same shit
>fuck.jpg
>>675793642
Maybe you should join ISIS.
>>675793711
Eating is for fatasses
