1. post a pic.
2. someone gives it context.
>>675761344
Getting high with the big B himself was nice, then the house caught fire. Barney fled the scene. They never knew it was his fault.
>>675761064
>>675761211
>>675761344
>Pics posted in a terrible thread
>>675761550
This seat is actually be held for my wife
>>675761592
how so?
>>675761211
gyno exam with a vouyer doctor.
>>675761064
The penguin looks on in surprise as the jokers plan to make batman robin fucking Gaylord comes to fruition
>>675762192
OOOOOOOOOOH
>>675761518
They're on acid
>>675764303
im gonna fuck this hard yeah
*dances*
>>675764539
i went back in time to 2007 and went to youtube
>>675764780
stuart little reboot
>>675764780
Mission impossible 2: The mousetrap
>>675764611
He's whispering to Sponge Derp, "Prepare your anus because tonight... yea..."
>>675765011
This is where he decided to store all of his rape corpses he wants to fuck into zombies.
>>675765452
Dog spends his first day with his new owner who happens to be a Reddit user
>>675761550
Ralf was never the same after the Ikari Warriors disbanded.
>>675766311
>Danny's day off
>>675761064
Two-face explained that after Poison Ivy kicked him in the chest that they used to date. I don't know why I remember that
>>675764938
Why the latex glove?
>>675763675
>This kills the rabbit
>>675769235
"Anthro splicing is on it's way up there. Looking more and more like what people wanted 50 years ago when the 'Furry' movement happened. My grandfather would be so proud"
>>675764938
>ISIS manlet training
Must sift through dirty laundry
>>675765011
daddies workshop
>>675765565
>first day of school, 7th grade
>i just moved across the country
>rush to my first class and look at the seating chart
>looks like my seat is in the front row
>teacher starts an introduction activity
>2 truths and a lie
>i get called to go first
>i stand at the front of the class, rubbing my palms together nervously
"Hi everyone, my name is annie, i just moved here from-
>feel something ive never felt before
>something wet in my pants but i didnt pee
>red liquid drips out of my shorts onto my leg
>everyone starts screaming/laughing/absolute chaos
>i leave the room crying
fast forward three months
>ive been bullied by the popular girls for three months straight
>BLOODY ANNIE, ANNIE LEGDRIPPER
>im at my wits end
>bully ringleader, katie, pushes my lunch off the table at lunchtime
>everyone laughs
>i get up and walk away
to be continued...
>>675771473
>i go into the hallway and sneak into the janitors closet
>snap a selfie of myself with the bleach
>pour some bleach into a coke can
>go back to the lunchroom
>sit and watch katie, waiting for my opportunity
>qt football quarterback comes and asks katie to the big dance
>she is so excited and distracted
>i walk past her table and switch her coke with mine
>go back to my table
Next day in class
>"students, i have some bad news. it seems as if your classmate katie has passed away"
>"she was poisoned by bleach"
>katies friends burst out in tears
>i watch, satisfied
>i send a text to katies best friend in the back of the room
>it is pic related
>pic is captioned "it could have been you"
>i hear her phone go off
>give it a few seconds
>turn around
>she is already looking at me
>wink
