ITT: Things that feel good
>tfw you take a piss after fapping and the remaining jizz shoots out
>and the pipes are all clean
drinking water wen your thjirsty
>taking it in the ass and feeling his cum drip down your thighs
>Forgetting the colour of her eyes
It hasn't came yet but when it does I bet it will feel good
>>675757900
ripping ass
after you take a huge shit that felt like it almost ripped your asshole
>>675757900
>>675758095
>>675759072
All great.
Eating oreos with milk
>>675757900
Nitrous oxide
>>675759072
When you build up a fart and it comes out long and slow.
And then you take a whiff.
>>675757900
>finish a shlick while having to pee
>go to the toilet and pee
>recall what you shlicked to
>profit
>when your back cracks into place just from breathing
>>675761584
>when you don't practice yoga
Stretching when you wake up
>>675757900
>rubbing my dick on my bed sheets until i cum
When you return from a difficult night shift and drink a bottle of cider just before going to bed.
>>675757900
>tfw having a objectively better urethrae than the opposite sex
Well when I jack off and get hard enough I really enjoy slapping my dick either with my palm or fingers
Coming home from a shitty family visit without wifi
OH
>>675761105
hello femanon how's /d/?
>>675757900
>when you're balls deep in her ass and your balls touch
>>675757900
I can't do anything comfortably until I clean the pipes >.> It's the first thing I do afterwards.
>>675761105
Do you shlick to leopard? Because I masturbate to her.
When you randomly wake up in the middle of the night and you look at the clock to see you still have a few more hours of sleep until your alarm goes off
When you get dubs
>>675758095
Bitches dont know how good drinking when youre thirsty feels
>>675764336
That actually feels pretty bad. Unless you went to sleep early or something
When you take a shit and then you go to wipe and then there's no mess.
>>675763856
>>when you're balls deep in her ass and your balls touch
kek
>>675764419
you're autistic m8
>>675764336
this feels great
>>675764371
You mean like this?
When you make her cum
>>675764759
Hold up.
Minor technical difficulty.
>>675764759
le pointing man
>>675764872
GEE BILL
>>675764759
No I think he means like this
>>675765162
Nope, he means like this.
>>675765234
more like these trips
>>675765234
>>675765162
>>675764759
Er hem
Having missionary sex with the one you love with a condom on.
>>675765308
sry i meant these trips
>>675765162
More like this my new friend
>>675765316
>>675765308
>>675765162
>>675764759
Omg. Singles
>>675765423
>off by one
When your favorite politician endorses the presidential candidate you were leaning towards voting for. Thus confirming my vote
Well. This definitely isn't a get thread.
When you slowly wake up warm in your bed without feeling tired at all.
It's rare but wonderful.
>>675765564
You sure?
>>675757900
>When you all dirty and sweaty from hard work, and finally having a hot shower
When you make it to the toilet on time when you were 99% sure you were going to shit your pants with explosive diarrhea
> when you get that care package in cawadooty
>>675766069
>>675765680
yes
>>675766069
Fuck care packages. Nothing but rage comes from them.
>get something incredible in care package
>Enemy kills you before you claim it
>He gets it and fucking wrecks shit
>I rage quit
>>675766248
Well check em bitch!
>>675766286
How about getting hit but just enough time to through down a claymore.
Takes him out as you die.
>>675757900
When you masturbate to gay porn and blow your load at that right moment.
>~MAGICAL~
>>675766467
When you lob a semtext and you hear that *stick sound as it hits an enemy
When you shake hands with a black person and you finally wash them off.
>>675766594
That coked up Armenian told me this dubs generator would work I can't believe I got ripped off!
Kills in CS:GO. I play Dota 2 mostly. But when I'm bored and i play CS:GO, there's something about killing people that feels so satisfying.
>>675757900
>tfw when you are riding behind a motorcyclist and you both pass another motorcyclist going the opposite direction and they do that cool fucking point/wave thing to each other
>tfw you pee after eating asparagus and that warm smell of asparagus pee
>tfw you get to peel off that little plastic film sheet from the screen of a new tv, phone, device.
>tfw you have to shit and you find one of those single-occupancy bathrooms in the financial aid building of your university campus and shit there every morning MWF
>>675765510
you people are lost lel
>>675766561
Not when it stick to my riot shield.....
You fags and your singles, here check out my repeating integers.
When you pick your nose and get a booger that's like two inches long and you feel it slide up and out from your throat.
>>675765936
Yeeeeeeeeaaaah.
>>675757900
>go to the pool
>water stuck I your ear
>go to bed
>it comes out
When you're next for something.
>tossing a grenade at enemy and turning or running away
>kills him
Even more satisfying:
>enemies might be around corner, throw grenade
>get multiple kills
>>675760390
Why do you use Internet Explorer, anon? It hurts me you would be that stupid.
>>675761105
>go to the toilet and pee
>recall what you shlicked to
>profit
I don't get it.
>>675762056
This so much.
>>675766718
>Taking off your boots when you get home from work
haha fucking dubs
every dubget has been a fail.
This is now a fail thread
Uhhh.
No.
Check your dubs before you rub yourself.
Freshly shaved legs.
Guy or girl, you all need to experience this at least once.
>satin sheets
>>675766286
git gud my friend
Here are the dubs all of you seek.
dub$$
>when you fap on the toilet directly after taking a dump and your slightly stretched anus twitches with the orgasm.
Peeing in the shower
Hot showers
Foot massages
The smell of a peach orchard in ripe season
The second migraine or cramps stop
Hot bedding linens out the dryer
New shirts and sweaters
Taking off heels and bras after long day
Viking beard nuzzles
>>675764831
Sauce on those thick tights?
>>675768334
Jerking off to something god-tier you found and saved during 1-month no-fap period.
>>675758095
Waking up really late at night thirsty as shit and downing a water bottle
>>675767213
The warm water slowly coming out of your ear, best feels evah
Ending the day with a net profit
>>675765423
Nope, they look like these
>that feel when you get fucked in the ass while wearing your fav outfit
>just fag things
Telling dudes who like traps that they're gay
>>675768441
I have never experienced this but it sounds cool.
>>675767213
Fuck yeah dude
>>675768466
You mean to say girls pee in the shower too?
>>675769009
>>675768466
My ex couldn't pee in the shower
Sucks when you're a sick fuck like me and you're into that
>>675769432
Feels good man.
Also when a huge clump falls out during a period. It's gnarly.
Also seeing blood swirl down the drain in the shower makes me imagine I'm dramatically washing up from a murder.
>>675769983
That's really awesome for some reason. Idk why but I really wish I was a girl so I could experience little stuff like this. Am I weird?
>>675769493
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE MOM!
DUBZ!
>>675770213
>Am I weird?
Why would you add that at the end? Are you 13?
When you have a headache and you sneeze. That 4 second relief. Really short but damn it's good.
>>675769526
I love when it feels hotter pouring out of me than the hot water pouring on me. I piss in the shower, I'm the one that cleans the damn bathroom.
Plus I spray bleach water in it after showering, maintains sosp scum build up.
Ooooh, best feels is after doing a deep cleaning in entire apartment. Dusting, polishing, vacuuming, fresh linens, scrubbing, etc. Than lighting incense and drinking an icy beer. Fresh cleanliness, ultimate satisfaction.
>>675770270
>>675770213
I guess not, I wonder what a dangly peen is like having sometimes..wouldn't ever wanna be a dude though.
>>675767213
Sauce of pic pls
>>675770286
Didn't think that saying that would make me sound 13
>>675770509
Not having to go through pregnancy is a plus, plus crossdressing is a weird taboo that really gets me off.
>>675770429
I FUCKING HATE YOU!
I HOPE YOU NEVER GET DUBS!
>>675770703
Idk miracle of life and shit seems rad, I hope to breed some time. Hope to get a cesarean though.
>>675766890
Ah yes. Bum rushing a guy with a riot shield was always fun. Or slowly approaching him and then quickly lobbing c4 and then boom!
All of these hungry dub whores. Faggots. The lot of you.
>>675771392
this thread have now officially made my day
When you edge for about and hour and then finally shoot a rocket of a load
gun to my head
>>675772458
pull the trigger faggot. make sure there's one in the chamber.
>>675771784
On the flipside, when you edge too long and your entire groin area is crying out in agony. One of the worst things ever.
