Seriously, where the fuck did this image come from? How did /b/ get their hands on this?
>>675749904
I have a better question: who fucking cares?
>>675750087
I do because I'm fucking in it and i never put it up here.
>>675749904
first rule of fat club
don't talk about fat club
>>675749904
Someone else who had it did. One of your other friends made it available. Congrats on learning that pictures shared can be everywhere on the internet.
>>675750311
wich one of those fat fucks are you?
>>675751047
I cant imagine anyone else in that picture coming on here.
>>675751111
The not fat fuck in the lover left corner looking down.
My guess is the bloke dressed as a panda next to you
>>675751659
I have a hard time imagining that. As far as I know, the only place this was ever online was on Facebook.
>>675751225
So which one of these planets did u let demolish ur pelvis?
>>675751894
You're a fucking idiot..
hands down the saddest group of betas i've seen today
pic unrelated
>>675751225
you are one opie looking faggot
>>675749904
1. Anything put on the internet becomes public domain. No exceptions.
2. Anything put on the internet will spread. No exceptions.
3. If you do not want anything to spread on the internet, either
A. Do not keep a digital copy.
B. Encrypt your Data.
C. Don't fucking do it.
>>675752019
The one next to me in the black.
>>675752295
tfw you really don't want there to be a photographic evidence of you being there, yet yo have to smile anyway to make your friends happy.
>>675752424
Everything you say is true, but I'm not actually the guy who put it up online.
>>675751225
>I say lower left when I really mean right.
>Yes means No.
>I have no idea what perceptive direction is.
Christmas lights in an apartment. Fucking lol. Have fun being poor for the rest of your life.
>>675752646
I know that feel bro. I've had a couple of shameful moments to get my dick wet too, just make sure not to become one of them.
>>675752738
Fuck, at least i wasn't driving when I got those mixed up.
>>675752777
If i remember correctly, they were only put up there for the party, it wasn't like a constant thing.
>>675752646
You have friends, which is more than most can say here.
They'll bash you for the type you keep while they sit alone in their dark bedroom fucking their dogs pussy or jacking it to CP/loli.
I'm one of those friendless losers, not for a lack of people wanting to be my friend. Mostly people I work with, and I don't mix that shit. Last time I did, I went through a window and still had to work with the fuck. Thankfully he went to jail shortly after and was fired.
>>675753107
Honestly, the girl i was dating in that pic didn't even want to be there. I asked her to come so that it would feel less weird for me.
>>675753267
Holy shit, did he literally punch you through a window? What happened anon?
>>675752295
is that a pedobear hat?
>>675753107
>Be me
>Be 18 year old loveless virgin
>Be working third shift at Hardee's
>Short, chubby girl makes it obvious she'd date me. Has face of a horse and michilin man body, but fuck it
>One night, sink wash my junk and chat it up with horseface
>Sit on biscuit counter and unzip.
>Horseface goes for it
>Starts sucking my uncut cock like a lolipop
>Was worried I would nut too quick. Barely felt any pleasurable stimulation.
>Horseface gets call from fat bearded 30 yr old virgin lady cousin(No lie)
>Stops sucking.. meh
>Get more head on ride home with beard driving. Beard has a crush on me.
>Later smash beard up the pooper. Nut a fat wad on her stubble.
>Never showed back up to work. Begin decline of moral standing and Self-Esteem
>>675754036
No, it was just some random bear beanie I got for my exgirlfriend at Shenandoah when we were dating.
>>675754135
Huh wow. For a second there I thought you were making a green text of the pic.
>>675749904
Give us a picture of yourself and a timestamp to prove it's you.
>>675754135
damn man, the first time we lower our self esteem is the time we take a leap into the abyss of madness.
>>675753827
>Be me
>Be 23, living with roommate/co-worker
>Roommate is a real fucking douche, but tried to be nice. Let's just call him Dirt.
>End of shift, friday on a gorgeous July night
>Dirt: Come out drinking with me for once
>Me, being a dumbass says ok.
>We pre-game with one of Dirt's friends. Let's call him Pussy.
>We go to the bar, shoot some pool, drink some beer for a few hours. Pretty buzzed.
>Start walking home. Dirt and Pussy are smashed, doing shitty free-style rap.
>Get to parking lot at apartment. Pussy starts going off in his rap, "I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck."
>Pussy takes out knife and slashes tire.
>OhFuck.jpg
>That was Dirt's gf's car
There's a lot to it, really. Let me get some alcohol to smooth this over
>>675749904
moot was taking the picture
>>675749904
which wilderbeast were you fucking?
>>675754503
My camera on my laptop is a piece of shit, so this is the best your gonna get for now.
>>675754564
I hear that anon. Damn is this turning into a feels thread?
>>675754748
At least that would make this story memorable.
>>675752738
to be fair, from his perspective that is the left corner
>>675754725
Holy fucking shit…. keep going anon!
>>675755187
my ex is the chick in the bottom right corner.
>>675755291
Hey sideburns, you want some milk?
>>675755509
Nah I'm just a dumbass, no point in covering that up. Honestly, I was just kinda freaking out from seeing this pic in a YLYL thread, but its all chill now.
>>675755571
no wonder your eyes look in different directions
>>675755571
Ha fuck i thought you were fucking the weird gremlin creature in the green
LEFT - RIGHT
For future reference
>>675755291
>>675755291
Where did you see this picture before on 4chan?
>>675755692
>sideburns
those are mutton chops chops faggot.
…not that that makes me look any better.
>>675755889
Yeah nah she is actually pretty cool though.
>>675755929
My laptop is shit, opening photoshop and fixing it would have taken like 5 fucking minutes.
>>675755933
It was a YLYL thread.
>>675755933
in a whaling thread I bet
>>675754725
>Dirt is fucking pissed. Low brow, missing a chromosome and too many drugs in the past.
>Dirt pushes Pussy up against a van. Pussy tears out a fart of fear. He may have shat himself, I'm not sure.
>Dirt starts going off. "I can't believe you did that!"
>Dirt is only pissed because it ruined his weekend plans. Dirt liked to use people.
>Dirt punches a wall on our way in, possibly cracks a knuckle.
>We drink some more liquor, me more than anyone. I'm getting pretty fucked.
>Dirt won't stop bitching. He takes money from Pussy, but never gave it to his gf.
>We all go outside so Dirt can punch Pussy. I take a hit, too, for missing rent that he covered.
>Dirt has a weak punch, even though he uppercut me when I asked him not to.
>I hit him back, when he said not to because fuck that.
>Right hook to the cheek and he's on his back 10 feet away.
>"I told you not to fight back, anon"
>I bitched at him for chipping a tooth, but Dirt is having no rationale.
>We get into a straight up fist fight, which cracked the fuck out of my phone's screen in the tumble(This comes in later)
>I suffer a few minor scrapes and bruises. Dirt gives up, unable to take my knuckles of righteous fury
>Youngest of five. Bullied and put down all my life. The beast rose and I was able to stomp him without much trouble.
>We go back inside, Dirt still whining
>Dirt goes to the kitchen and gets a shitty steak knife and sits next to pussy, and puts the knife to his throat
>"I can't believe you slashed my gf's tire. What if I just stabbed you in the throat? Then what. You'd be dead."
>I'm fearing for my life now, and when things cool down, I lock myself in my room.
>Completely smashed by now. 3 hours after the ordeal and not drinking, I blew a .196
Stepping out for a smoke.
>>675755761
hahaha I saw the ylyl thread where you found this
give some context on the people in this photo - aspie stories, anything
>>675756239
So touchy
>>675756239
any of them grow out of it all and become Functioning Humans?
>>675749904
Maybe its an orgy
>>675756468
Ok, One of the girls in the photo liked to do this thing where she would make her own murder mystery games and invite all her friends over to parties and act it out. Each of these parties had a theme (comic book, video game, disney characters etc.) This party, the theme happened to be animals.
>>675756958
I don't still keep in touch with all o them, but the ones I still talk to do to my knowledge. Actually i think half of them are still in college.
>>675757043
This wasn't some furry fetish shit.
>>675756448
Holy. Fucking. Shit. How the…. just what?
>>675756448
>I'm sitting in my room, doing the one eye squint trying to work my broke ass phone.
>Huge crack along the whole length. 2/3 of the screen is blacked out and I cant see shit to unlock it.
>I hit the Emergency Call button and dial 911.
>"You must subscribe to use this service."
>WhatTheActualFuck
>Did I hit 911. What is this fuck?
>I manage to unlock my phone and call my dad. It's about 4 in the morning by now, so he's sleeping.
>Third try and he answers. I whisper in the phone to call the police, but he's hard of hearing and hangs up. I try again, but same deal.
>Eventually, mom texts me and says they called the police. Dad looked at the call list and saw it was me, thought something was wrong.
>Glory be to the fucking gods!
>I pace my room, looking through the blinds for the police. I was on the first story, and thought about sneaking out the window.
>Adrenaline and genuine fear for my life, the worst I've ever felt, kept me from thinking right.
>I feared he might hear me open the blinds and windows, knowing I would run off to the police and stab me before I had the chance
>Meanwhile, I heard a grunt out in the living room. Dirt had kept Pussy captive, denying him the right to leave.
>My thoughts raced. A single grunt, no talking or anything after.
>I thought Dirt had just killed Pussy.
>I grab my hunting knife, staring at my door with my heart racing. The fear was too intense.
>Dirt is now on the phone, I can hear him talking but not what he was saying.
>Minutes later, a knock at the door. I'm saved!
>Dirt walked into my room and says it's for me.
>With knife ready in hand "Back the fuck up, Dirt! Get the fuck out!"
>Dirt walks out and mumbled into the phone, "Well, I guess I'm going to jail."
>Did he just fucking..?! Oh god, this confirmed my fears. Pussy was dead in my house, and Dirt was between me and salvation. He was going to get a knife and come after me, now, before I could get away
>>675757938
… keep going
>>675757938
Don't stop anon
don't let this fucking thread die.
>>675757938
>This was it. Do or die. I had to go through my window.
>Blinds down, storm and main window shut, screen in place, I ram it shoulder first.
>No go. By this time, it's full on adrenaline and flight. I didn't even hear the glass break.
>Second go and I'm home free, outside!
>I still have knife in my hand. I didn't notice the cops had their guns drawn on me. I was told they almost shot me.
>20 feet away, face first on the ground and they almost shot me... fucking pigs.
>I drop the knife, put my hands up and slowly walk toward them, looking at my broken window.
>Glass and blood everywhere.
>I get on my knees and see my wrist. about 2 1/2 inch gash across, laid wide open, huge blood clot hanging. I could see everything. Any deeper and I would have needed surgery.
>Landed face first, so my face is bloody. Missing a good 4 square inches on my nose. Nothing could be done about it.
>I told my story 3 times. Twice to the cops, once to the doctor. Interrupted and ignored all three times.
>Never got to make a report
>Pussy sided with Dirt.. Two against one. What. The. Fuck.
>About 23 stitches, a $2000 hospital bill, year and a half of justice sanctions... Fuck my life.
I used to have pictures somewhere, but I do have some of my scars.
>>675758957
Wow… holy shit. thats bogus.
>>675758957
I was charged with Reckless Endangerment, Use of a Deadly Weapon and Obstruction of an Officer. I saw Dirt once on the streets, bar diving. I caught him in an alley having a smoke and took some of his blood in payment. Left my knuckles scabbed over and my shins aching. He was bloody and not moving when I ran off. Later, I saw him on the jail website.
Possession of Heroin with intent to distribute
Fucking loser..
>>675759370
Wow, nice story anon.
First good original green text i've read in awhile.
It's pretty faded now, but damn it looked gruesome.
This is faded too.I remember cutting the stitches out and it was a goddamn crevice.
>>675750734
-in tears kek
Last one. Only three stitches. There was a 2 inch piece of glass lodged in there.
I guess the type of window I went through was real bad for breaking. Could have been worse.
I went bac the next day with my whole family of and saw blood just fucking everywhere. I must have gashed my wrist on the first attempt. I felt nothing. Wish I still had the fresh pictures. I think someone has them somewhere. I'll try to find them and post another day
the shirt I was wearing said
Genius by birth
Slacker by choice
White shorts. Front side stained red.
>>675758865
wow...one of the only times i can relate with the feels
>>675759960
Yeah, thats not too frequent of a thing.
>>675759823
Holy shit, how did i miss that?
>>675758865
Yeah.. me too. People come to me because I'm always so open and share equal experience so they don't feel alone in it. I cheer them up. They talk to me.
But when it comes to just being a friend, having friendly conversation.. I'm always the last one to say something.
To just be left hanging
To just.. be alone and sad and wonder who my real friends are. Who actually gives a shit.
No one ever messages me first, and they always seem so distant. So I stop talking to them and they don't care.
They just let me go
>>675760357
Damn, that sounds like the stuff I use to say a few years ago.