Faces of /b/ thread
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>>675743896
>can't tell if underage or pretty-boi faggot
>>675743896
youneedahaircut/10
>>675743896
i want more rates please but nothing below 8
>>675744126
wallbuilder2017/10
>>675743896
Am I doin it right?
>>675743896
You're really cute
10/10
>>675744498
post better pic
>>675744364
3/10
>>675744519
you know the fucking rules slut
>>675744619
He's cute
>>675744519
how much for a pair of used panties?
>>675744695
you need a make over
>>675744888
nice trips lets see your tits
>>675744815
ease up on the eye makeup
>>675744696
more than that bitch
Just bringing this over to help sow the seeds for a new thread.
And to that one guy. Born in the US. Cut.
>>675745171
gay or straight?
>>675745118
you look like ian gallagher from shameless. probably fuck like him too
>>675745171
If you're bored enough, you should take a pic that doesn't cut off part of your face/head. Also, 8.5/10
Posted this right before last thread died. Can anon get some honest rates?
>>675745118
>weird chest hair
>stupid tattoo
>unimpressive penis
>fat face
>nipple hair
3/10 is generous for you
>>675745229
Straight.
>>675744992
Wouldn't doubt it. I shaved, but haven't taken a decent picture since then.
Rate
>>675744888
fuckig cute
moar?
>>675745419
Would you fuck a dude?
>>675745361
dimples/10
>>675745171
Cute. Would throat fuck.
>>675745511
lets see those titty balls
>>675745324
Yeah ive noticed this trend. I'll look into doing that.
Like a straight up front shot?
OP, do you like cock?
y-you're really pretty :3
>>675745171
Nice. Then are you happy you're snipped? And were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>675745361
4/10 you're slightly unattractive but theres nothing wrong with your face
>>675745550
I don't think so. Maybe if it was a pretty convincing trap.
>>675745564
Thanks /b/ro. My dimples are like my secret weapon. Makes smiling my best tool for piquing womens' interest.
>>675745511
wtf why is the top half of your head so long
>>675745668
Yea, that'd probably be good.
>>675745848
What's unattractive would you say?
On the left. I hope I made you cringe.
>>675745361
John Belushi/10.
>>675744992
no he's hot
>>675744695
ily 8/10
step it up
>>675745977
Because I'm smart?
>>675745413
probably hotter than you though /b/iatch. Be honest babe.
>>675745487
can a sandnigger have your thoughts pls
>>675745734
I dont really mind it. I only wonder why i am and i know its not religious.
Tan line?
>>675746074
You're hot as fuck
>>675746254
7.5/10.
>>675746193
>>675745462
rape/10
>>675746176
its like peyton manning and a thriller extra had a lovechild
>>675746203
it's getting hot in here
keep going!!
>>675746364
luv u anon
>>675746112
>shotgun shell
>handgun
third world country faggot coming in
>>675746203
lets see the butt
>>675744888
>>675746486
I get bored and take pictures for fun, that happened to be the most recent
>>675746270
Meant as in something like pic related--a thin tan or brown line running in a ring around the shaft, likely separating two color shades. A reasonable number of cut dudes have such a line, though some of course do not.
Rate me?
>>675746068
Ily2 bb <3
>>675746504
transgenderfemnazi/10
>>675746254
can we see that jihab abdul allah snackbar cock?
>>675746603
selfconscious/10
>>675746270
might've been for reasons of health/hygiene. religion is a bad reason to do anything imho, but there is reasonably good evidence that there are benefits to the procedure.
>>675746456
>>675745634
Niggers pic would be a mug shot
Can i be a rare pepe?
>>675746853
butthole plz
>>675746743
actually a straight cis (pig) male so ...
>>675746254
>tfw no cute arab to cuddle you while singing the ISIS theme and watching videos of the twin towers falling
Why live?
>>675746853
Sharpie in pooper
>>675746853
omg you're perfect
>>675746813
only if you're a goat
>>675746026
You got a birthmark on your other cheek?
>>675746987
kek youre a dude? thought you were an ugly broad
>>675745511
>>675746853
god fucking dammit anonete
pls moar
>>675746003
Hair, eyebrows, and skin. To fix your complexion start taking fish oil softgels in the morning, get vitamin D and sunlight,!wash your face more, use less make-up, and drink mpre water
>>675747250
lolllllllzzzzz
You all look amazing :)
r8 guise?
>>675747213
yeah, i'm a dude, mate
>>675747120
2haram4me bro
r8 m8
>>675747539
get a haircut
>>675747614
A-cups/10
>>675747316>>675747128
Snapchat pandazeatyou
>>675747756
iron your shit you bum
>>675747492
Hard to tell if I find you attractive or not. Braces do make a guy look cuter tho :)
>>675747162
bf took this of me from behind, now can i see?
>>675747664
I was thinking of doing that but I don't really know what to do with my hair. Also, I don't know if it'll look good long, right now I'm in an akward lenght
>>675745997
I looked. About all front pics are a bit blurry.
this is the faggot baby face that the new generation of benders admire/rate, including everybody in this thread(excluding me)
Rate? (other than Alaska Bush People)
>>675747988
>excluding me
edgier than a fucking sword my man
>>675747965
it wont look good long, youll look even more like a pissed off lunch lady. go to a stylist or something
>>675743896
I thought this was for a second
Can a /b/rother get a r8?
>>675746853
plz moar
>>675747833
dont try to bamboozle me son, no goat is that willing
>>675748239
you look like the head nerd from grandmas boy
kek
>>675747978
Well damn, definite qt 10/10
>>675743896
Post your naked body. That is all.
>>675747614
QT3.14/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
>>675747978
>>675745997
Another
>>675748064
You have a nice face, but I'm not sure the hair is working for you that way. Maybe bring it forward some in front of your ears.
>>675748480
Are those boobs?
>>675747978
Thanks.
Mind if i fap to you?
>>675748480
you don't dress like a straight guy. Is this even you?
>>675748480
Lmao
I thought you were a little boy earlier
>>675748064
You look like a fucking baller.
>>675748480
dude, why are you wearing a blouse?
>>675744695
Shave ur fucking face it doesn't work for u
>>675748498
Honestly I'm thinking about just cutting it off. It was cool for a while, but shit's getting on my nerves now.
>>675748364
hot damn...
>>675748121
well, i'll do that, thanks. anon
>>675748329
Now god dammit, i need to know if arab/persian cocks are actually fat.
>>675748480
>man
>boobs
>not gay
What the fuck is happening here?
What the fuck are you?
>>675748403
I had another. I dunno if you saw it in the other thread.
>>675748480
either thats a padded bra or ur an ugly chick
>>675748734
Gyno is not a choice, fag. If that's what anon has like me...
>>675748623
I did already. There hasn't ever been a satisfactory conclusion. 50% like the facial hair, 50% don't. At this point I just do whatever I feel like at the time.
>>675748767
yes we did now show us ur butthole
>>675748332
Ouch. Welp, I can't deny it.
I've gotten more "Zachary Quinto" than that, but uh, thanks.
>>675747164
Nope.
>>675743896
>>675748911
>911
Savage.
>>675747978
Rebecca Sugar/10.
>>675748608
It is. Im Straight but ill wear woman's clothes sometimes. My girlfriend is cool with it. She get jealous sometimes too.
>>675747614
10/10
I would marry
>>675748602
Go ahead
>>675748767
>male
>boobs
>circumcised dick
God dammit, /b/
>>675747291
That dog has the face of a raped dog.. why'd you rape the puppy
>>675749081
Post a quick timestamped pic then? Also, wasn't trolling when I asked: >>675746665
>>675748602
Go ahead then
>>675748587
Nah
>>675749081
You're not fucking straight, at least admit you're bisexual
>>675743896
Ayy
>>675749254
Adorable
>>675747988
That's because you are ham-mammoth/10, and that face would just make you have 10000 chins fuck outta here.
>>675749335
TITTIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>675749335
Come to Butthead
>>675748364
8/10 great eyes
>>675749431
I don't have titties.
>>675746928
Fuck you cracker.Bitch ass white boy behind a computer talking shit "nigger" this "nigger" its no wonder were fucked as a generation. I understand why the Muslims do what they do. The white race is Selfish, Egotistical, Cowardly Fags that can get fucked by that same "niggers" huge dick that your sister,mom and or girlfriend/dad love oh soo much.
>>675749254
timestamp?
>>675748734
Nah. Its just a stuffed bra.
>>675748856
The former
>>675748911
they were being nice
>>675748715
That'd be Cuban/Rican/Dominican/Native Americans that have the thickness
roast me phaggos
Hey b
Rate if you want
I spit.
>>675749268
Bisexual then. But closer to straight than gay
>>675749707
Yep. Thanks, pal. Now, where are you in this thread?
>>675748715
average sized mayne, not thick enough to hit a home run tho
Snapchat me.
pandazeatyou
>>675749838
tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>675749803
You look like your mom just called you to come in because she doesn't like you raping and pillaging after dark
>>675749834
9.5/10 Pretty damn handsome
>>675749912
right here
>>675744364
>>675749838
You remind me of that commercial where the girl is covered in vanilla ice cream and she's eating it with a spoon or something off her head.
>>675749982
buttcheeks
>>675743896
go back to /soc/
>>675745171
mexican?
>>675750071
lets see that muffler
>>675750046
Damn, thanks man
>>675749542
Well then.. you seem angered. Don't come to /b/ if that word offends you..
>>675750123
whats with all the broads and the septum piercings
Holiday pic to greece, r8 me?
>>675749890
Can we see your dick?
hi :v I'm retarded
>>675750064
Oh fuck, haha! I was actually hurt for a second there.
This guy got it right: >>675745413
..twitter.com/Gawker/status/713235678113488896
>>675750071
Do you have a cut on your cheek or is that makeup
Either way, 9/10 face. If you have big tits that's an easy 9.5
>>675744364
timestamp or not you.
>inb4 "it's fake"
I've got a high-quality camera. Can't help how it looks.
Ayy lmao
>>675749982
snapped
>>675750267
I can't speak on behalf of everyone else but i've always wanted a septum piercing. Idk
>>675750319
Hey, Earl!
>>675750519
Yea this is fake, the picture is way too high quality
>>675749254
show feminine dick
>>675750519
you look like a broke zach galifianakis
>>675750406
It's a strand of hair combined with shitty focus.
Only C's unfortunately but much appreciated!
>>675750123
Are you making a face? You're super cute, either way.
>>675748689
Ed?
>>675750333
you fell for the bait. i didn't say those things but you do look like a faggit nerd LOL.
>>675750319
From the small thumbnail you look like you're gonna be a 8/10 attractive skater guy who's definitely a good time but enlarged you look like you're gonna ask me for $10 and then never pay me back cus you spent it on coke
>>675750603
what about your clam?
>>675750758
this
>>675750032
Nah, I don't live with mom, I can rape and pillage long into the night :^)
>>675750319
manchild/10 time to grow up
>>675750657
I'm a bit shy (//°^°//)
>>675748967
10/10 eyes
Ears look weird tho
>>675748480
You still lurking?
>>675750631
I mean, I can provide the EXIF data for the original shot if you want. Proper lighting and focus goes a long way.
>>675750676
I'll take it
>>675750556
You look like a chill beta bro. You probably treat women too nicely sometimes and it can bite you in the ass a bit, but other than that pretty normal. Would probably chill with/10
>>675750609
Hey, Crabman!
>>675750267
Aw I think they're kinky
>>675750733
Yeah I hardly smile so when I do I look super fucking dumb
>>675750823
lets see those perky tits
>>675750746
>you fell for the bait
k
>faggit nerd LOL
Mhm, yes, and water is wet. Anymore news?
>>675748239
Kerry McCoy? Why are you here?
>>675750787
What about it?
>>675751006
is it pierced
>>675750560
Change hair, trim the eyebrows that are taking over your face, shave. And you are instantly look about 2 points better
†
>>675743896
>>675751071
forgot to mention that lame ass"funny" shirt
>>675750712
Not bad! 9.5 then. You should post some cleavage!
>>675746254
7/11
>>675751155
10/10
get in my asshole right now
>>675746254
so hot u gonna explode
>>675751066
No way.
>>675750931
Oh shush, it's endearing, really. I like your eyebrows, too!
>>675749982
keep posting before the thread dies
you look good as fuck
>>675750898
What killed the glans but left the rest of the dick alive?
>>675750915
Damn, son
>>675750880
Neh! Fuck you
>>675750872
I didn't figure you did, you just have this odd baby face combined with a fucking epic Viking beard. Hence the comment
You're not ugly though, so no worries
>>675751268
prove it
>>675750975
Haha, I had to google that one. He has a much rounder face, but thanks!
>>675751071
>>675751204
>tfw 2 points better only bumps you up to a -3/10
>>675743896
>>675751428
Nah this is a face thread not a free nudes thread.
Anyone who actually posted their face is fucking normie scum
>>675750912
Yeah. I went to the bathroom.
>>675751325
Too close for comfort of way off base? Lol
>>675751587
honestly i was hoping it'd turn into a butthole thread
>>675751622
I have a fake face to send on dating websites, don't use websites tho, just like to fuck with workmates by leaving junk email open
Im bored so whatever
>>675751634
to change your pad? fuckin confused weirdo
>>675751634
Np. But if you don't mind answering the line/ring question (or better yet if you're comfortable doing so, posting a quick dick pic) it'd be appreciated
>>675748907
kek
>>675751740
Give it time, i'm sure it will. This is /b/ after all.
>>675751622
Back to facebook, aspie.
>>675751622
your new is showing
>>675751656
Pretty fucking accurate /b/ro good job.
+10 internet
