Receipt Fetish Thread
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Receipt Fetish Thread
>>675741886
what
>>675741886
need more plz
>>675741886
This is a fetish?
>>675741886
>>675742603
All of my wuts
>>675743492
das not a receipt
>>675742801
Sauce?
>>675744080
MMMMMMM
That's one of them long ones
>>675744080
This is hot
>>675741886
this exists??
>>675744277
Could be worse. Could be bathroom tiles.
>>675744456
>Naughty - Broken, Dirty, Misaligned
>>675744598
Yesssssss
Jews
>>675744080
Nice...
this ones got a fan fic
I can't decide, the one on the left or the one on the right
>>675745362
THOSE ARE COUPOOOOOOONNNNNNSS
>>675745374
>Yes two food please
uhhhh, it's so long
me, in my dreams
Alright. That's it. I've had it with /b/
>>675741886
Interesting
there are so many
Fucking degenerate receipt posing fags. You're just couponphiles in denial.
>>675748754
FUCK YOU YOU DONT KNOW THE ART OF RECEIPTS
>>675744080
Hly shit it's huge
>>675744598
Can some1 tribute this one?
Why must the good die young
A true receiptophile
>>675746347
>small, medium, or large?
...
>captcha food
>>675749364
I'm not usually into gore but i think this is changing my mind
I have a vase full of receipts from ~2008 to now...
dubs decides what do
>>675749996
Post w/ tribute
>>675744598
>27 slippery nipples
anyone got any smokin' hot Safeways?
>>675744080
>THAT SUBTOTAL
my dick is actually diamonds and im jerking off to this one right fucking noww
>>675750284
right here
>>675750523
you monster
>>675750523
How could YOU?!
>>675747613
Better than any rabbit
>>675750575
Oh hell yeah!
Moar!
I love the way this one flows
>>675750523
>>675749900
>>675750044
>>675750834
What is this degenerate electronic shit, paper receipts all the way
>>675751381
DONT DO IT!!
>>675744456
That was only one guy though
>>675751024
Oh GOD yes
>>675751464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etz93ImxNNE
>>675751872
I HATE YOU!
>>675751872
Please stop.
>>675751901
I'v never cum so hard, so quickly in my life
>>675751901
this kid knows how to live
>>675751901
MODS!
huh, herb roasted chicken
>end of the day
>ready for bed
>start emptying pockets
>one receipt here
>One there
>one folded
>one cringled
>straighten them out and lay them in my top drawer with the others
>smell that sweet receipt small
>close drawer
>go to sleep after an exhausting day
>>675752504
I WILL FIND YOU
YOU KILLED MY WAIFU!!!
>>675741886
You must be friends with tilefucker
>>675752539
>masturbate furiously but sensually to the loving crunchy goodness of carbon paper rolled on itself with sexy black lettering lightly draped over it
ftfy
Oh man, I get the longest receipts at work when I finalize the credit card machine at the end of the night.
I'll post a new thread with the picture after I get out of work tomorrow. Just for you guys.
>>675752395
shhhhhh
>>675746038
yikes, not a fan
>>675752929
I like 'um dirty
That's a lot of receips
>>675750811
the highlighter is a real turn off
Uncut master race reporting in
>>675753433
STOP PLEASE!? don't do it. We can work something out
>>675744080
>OK JAMAL
>>675752983
Have you ever licked one. The dry paper sticks to your tounge and you can taste the slightly sweet ink as it slowly soaks up you saliva. Its like licking envelopes times 20.
it's ready and waiting
Wat
The
Actual
Fuck
>>675754455
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>>675754588
Czech out dat combo
>>675754321
>>675754455
>>675754522
>>675754588
nice
post receipts pls.
Hot or not?
>>675755806
too big but acceptably hot
>>675755952
b-bump
This is the most degenerate thread i'v ever seen
Don't receipts have some chemical on them that makes you grow man tits or something.
>>675757237
>Don't receipts have some chemical on them that makes you grow man tits or something.
Yes, that's apart of their charm.
I had a pile of receipts just crumpled up on my dresser for a couple months, how does that make you feel?
After you have answered that question, I'll let you know that...
I just put them all through the shredder two days ago. How does THAT make you feel?
>>675757467
>http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2014/10/27/receipts-expose-high-levels-bpa/
>how about no?
>"mammary and prostate cancer, genital defects in males, early onset of puberty in females, obesity and even behavior problems such as attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder."
And you niggers are talking about how it tastes sweet when you lick it. No wonder.
>>675741886
receipts give you cancer
best thread on /b/ right now
: Help us kill the rat once and for all.
