thursday night thread
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thursday night thread
>>675678855
are you serious?
>>675679177
yea like do you have the motivation to keep it consistent?
o-kay well this thread is already awkward.
>>675679362
yes and no. i'm moving house and packing up stuff so it's been about 70% hit rate for last 2 weeks.
>>675679215
porn massage
>multiple captchas
REEEE
>>675679453
no one asked you cum dumpster.
>>675679276
i don't have a good reason to
>>675679635
gee
>>675679706
I don't want to talk
tiger
>>675679453
wry?
>>675679534
do you do supplements and stuff?
>>675680049
More like... boner.
hello thread
>>675680531
yo
>>675679977
you can stop talking to me at any time
anyone ever been blown when youre taking a shit? feels amazing.
I'VE HAD TO DO LIKE 5 FUCKING MULTICAPTCHAS ALREADY
FUCK
>>675680645
i was talking to the thread, not you
geez
some people
what up
>>675680737
ohai snerf
how ya doin
>>675680847
Switch to the old captcha
>>675680049
Hello
>>675680069
Yes.
Well i did, but it's packed up now.
>>675680856
I want a massage.
>>675680847
I feed on your suffering
>>675680817
who the fuck would stick their head near a used fucking toilet?
Can someone post the first pic from the last thread, I missed it and want to save it.
>>675680991
go outside and ask someone, i'm sure they'll be happy to oblige
rough day?
>>675680856
fug u 2
>>675680956
how?
>>675680991
I want a bf
>>675681084
please no
>>675680718
you know that's not true
>>675681289
Thanks, desu.
I get lonely
>>675681360
ud lik to fug me wuldnt u
>>675681487
dont we all
>>675681364
well you did with me
>>675681426
U're welcome
someone suck my dick.
>>675680817
Hmm yes
>>675681329
Just really stiff today. Did a lot of walking yesterday.
>>675681360
We know, and I keep telling you how to find one in here, but noooooooooooooooooooooo.
>>675681583
>>675681764
nah
not yet
>>675681867
You literally haven't said anything about finding a bf, I mean I just started posting and saving g/fur like 2 days ago.
>>675681764
k
>>675681867
hmph, suck some dick while you're lying, that'll help
so tell me wise one, i wonder, what is your advice for getting a bf
>>675682033
k
>>675682033
Post your butt, lure them in.
>>675681656
go away
>>675682349
okay
>>675682337
I've already told you about my butt. You're just trying to lure me into posting my butt by telling me to post it to lure gayboys.
how to get a fucking bf
step 1 go outside
>>675682645
10/10 advice right there
you'll be drowning in ass in half a day
>>675682803
better than trying to find one online, or with apps.
If you're like me and you live in texas grindr just shows the most redneck hick fucks ever.
Dear new guy, don't listen to Snarf. Literally anything he types, ignore it.
>>675682645
Not entirely true, I met my fiance on irc.
>>675682803
palmer shit posting
>>675681364
how is that untrue?
>>675682725
I cannot stand that phrase.
>>675682998
ya im in the same place
thats why i wanna move somewhere.
lets be real here
who has time or will to go randomly searching at random places
Also ignore Barry
>>675683283
You can't even handle it right now?
>>675683123
See I'm already moving towards that train of action. I don't mind talking to people though, even if it's something like snarfposting.
but listen to demos
>>675683123
yeah and I met my ex on irc too. but fuck that was a bad decision. better to just try and make a natural relationship happen unless you're someone who unironically says normies.
>>675683290
I guess I just dont want to find anyone. it's easier to just be by myself and not worry about someone else. maybe down the line when Im not such a fuck up. I definitely dont go to bars or anywhere with the intent of finding someone to hook up with. I just want to get drunk. go home, play vidya then get stoned and go to sleep.
>>675683449
I don't mind it if "even" isn't used as if it were a verb.
>>675682552
Lol no man
>>675683534
Yeah, but no one likes Barry. Literally. He's one of the worst shitposters.
>>675683567
>>675683615
im no expert, but relationships cant always be perfect 100% of the time.
i guess you just have to find someone that's just like you.
i don't know.
>>675683680
I know, I was just trying not to irk you. After all these years here I still haven't learned. I'm bad at shitposting.
>>675683680
I dont know what the hell your complaining about. Like the whole thing I just can't even
Your just to old too understand, Dar
>>675683567
>listen to avatarfag
>>675683947
I don't actually listen to anyone, I'm too obstinate.
these fucking multiple solutions captchas are killing me
>>675683947
i'm fine with his shitposting and all, that's just k
but he likes R8s
i can't let that slide.
>>675684086
>the (objectively) best avatarfag
>>675684038
As if you of all people understand today's youth.
I've told a bunch of you fags about a good dom on steam in the past, but nooooooooooo.
>>675684275
Time will tell.
>>675684351
dom is always good though
>tfw you don't have a cute bf to collar and command to lick your balls when you're bored
brb killing myself
>>675684335
Hey, I have one of today's youth.
And unlike yours she isn't gagged and in the basement.
>>675684571
Oh, please. You and I both know that mine isn't a "she" at all.
>>675684538
>tfw no qt 3.14 to take to the barcade
>tfw you will never come back home and get blazed as fuck then cuddle to sleep while watching documentaries
>tfw you will never wake up to blowjobs by said qt 3.14
life is suffering.
>>675684573
A dom I've yiffed with in the past, cool dude.
He even called me at 1 am one night just to dirty talk to me.
THESE
FUCKING
CAPTCHAS
HELP
>>675684829
I never said it was. I didn't even imply it.
>>675685175
Regardless, it's not easy to get in touch with today's youth when you can't understand a word they say.
anyone ever have to fart when having their asshole licked? what do you do?
>>675685529
stop asking that question, you're being terrible.
>>675685050
oh, lewd
>>675685377
Whenever her language gets stupid I've taken up the habit of talking like the Swedish Chef until she starts speaking normally.
Humiliation is the best education tool, I don't care what the researchers say.
A HERNDI VERNDI CAN'T EVEN VARNI
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>675685853
Do kids these days still know who the Swedish Chef is?
>>675685819
Very.
Interested? I can send him a message if it's ok to post here.
>>675685050
>tfw no Dark Souls 3
*fart*
>>675686121
She does
I dunno about other kids, but she got (still gets) a shitload of old shows and cartoons.
I'm not sure how it is in the US, but in Aus Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon and all those channels are part of Foxtel (cable tv), which is expensive as fuck. Fuck that.
So it's mostly old dvds and whatever few random shows I bother to download off the internet
>>675686990
Huh. Mine just gets a 24/7 loop of Boku no Pico.
>>675687486
I don't want to force her into the weeb life
That must be a decision she makes on her own
hello
Traumahawke is his name, nice guy. Toss him an add and just say Draggo sent ya.
That's the dom on steam, nice but lewd dude.
>>675688201
Hello.
>>675688201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62XB9IbMnxQ
>>675688632
how are you?
Did g/fur make me gay or was I gay and didn't know it?
>>675689949
both
Hello
>>675690046
shieet
>>675690319
yo
>>675690608
How's life?
>>675688927
Doing ok. You?
>>675689949
If made me gay for you.
>>675690319
Hello.
>>675690944
snarf pls
>>675690768
I'm sorry, the truth had to be known
>>675690781
miserable, you?
>>675690944
not too good but I'll be fine
>>675689949
I too want to be used by a male for the purpose of homosexual deviance due to viewing these images of anthropomorphic animals.
recaptcha is driving me to smoke
>>675690944
>If Luna's team should win, he owns my as
>Luna
>He
>my ass
>sticks it in his/her pussy
Snarf stop posting such terrible shit
>>675691118
I'm doing alright. Pretty happy that I got my parcels before good Friday, tho. Why are you miserable, my lad?
>>675690944
>>675690768
How about you lot? Doing well today?
>>675691620
What did you get?
>>675691086
Give in to the Snarf.
>>675691204
What's got you down?
>>675691544
Give in.
>>675691620
Yea, doin' pretty good.
>>675691522
still using the picture captchas?
>>675691620
yeah, they wouldn't have arrived until after the long weekend in that case
it's complicated
>>675691829
a few different things, but it's hard to explain so I'd rather not at the moment
>>675691829
Not yet.
>>675692014
Yes, I don't know how to make it better.
>>675692256
we understand, you like farts, okay
>>675691793
A blue snowball microphone and a RMA for my headset, which I really needed.
>>675691917
Sweet!
>>675692014
Why is it 2016 and postal services still don't work on weekends?
>>675692256
you have serious problems
>>675692439
I think he keeps doing that to annoy people.
>>675692344
go to the 4chanxx settings, scroll down to posting and capctcha, check the box for recaptcha v1 and refresh the page. that lets you use the old text ones instead
>>675692447
because they're useless
>>675692447
That picture is cute. CUTE.
>>675692447
Why a microphone if you have a headset?
>>675692669
its not even annoying
its just sad.
>>675692781
for me it's just like "why"
>>675692908
farts are as sexual a thing as anything else I suppose
>>675686990
Best parent.
>>675692706
I have appchan, tried looking for it, couldn't find it.
>>675692708
Rightfully so
>>675692706
Eh, Canada Post is actually pretty good and cheap as well.
>mfw pays for one day shipping and arrives next day
>>675693107
farts are about as sexual as transorbital lobotomy
mback
>>675693317
I don't know appchan but I think it should have a setting like that somewhere
>>675693429
lucky, australian post is generally quite shit, expensive and slow
>>675693512
judge not lest ye be judged I suppose
*touches your tail*
>>675693641
It's not as much judging as it is "we heard you the first time, but no one here seems to share your strange fetish so can you please shut up about it"
>>675693590
Blame it on Abbott
>>675693590
I found it.
oMG
>>675680437
Any more like this? Specifically guy getting fucked is smaller than the one doing the fucking?
hold on hold on fuck that shit
I gotta start this record over again fuck that shit hold on
>>675694046
Whoops.
>>675694281
I'll look, no promises.
>>675694043
I'd rather blame it on Turnball but that works for me
>>675694046
woo, did it fix it?
>>675694467
Ty!
>>675694281
>>675694578
Yes. So much better.
>>675694730
wonderful
>>675694126
d-did I do good?
>>675694578
>Turnball
Hmph, usually liberals are actually the ones advocating for more spending on postal stuffs
doggo needs a walk
>>675695271
your touches will be felt throughout spacetime for eons
>>675695564
refer to>>675694126
Goodnight all
>>675695458
Would probably be too sore after a fucking like that.
Das one big dick.
>>675695918
Has that ever actually happened? I've never been fucked to the point of being sore, either directly after nor the morning after.
It sucks because I'm probably the only person who wants to experience that feeling.
>>675696274
CMON EI LEEN
>>675696586
I've not had it happen, but I've never been with someone that is massive.
>>675696586
Pretty sure it's just leg soreness from being in a bunch of positions.
OH I SWEAR I GIVE IN
>>675695339
liberal here means something else
>>675695850
goodnight
>>675696274
anon you forgot the knife
>>675697354
my thoughts grow dirty
>>675697465
>anon
>ANON
>*ANON*
>>675697478
You're probably just tired.
>>675697654
ei leen, come onnn too rye aye
>>675697135
>>675697135
Well that's a let-down.
>>675679193
dont die yet thread
bump for saves
bamp
%triforce
