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Look /b/
I'm a papa now
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congrats dude!
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What have you done anon
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>>675670948
what is his name?
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>>675670948
What an ugly cunt baby you have their you ugly cunt anon. Please, kill it and then yourself.
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>>675670948
That poor baby
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>>675670948
should I talk to you or your son again?
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>>675670948
it has socks on its hands. its sock-thing.
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>>675670948
good for you, anon
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wtf asian baby i bet he already knows japanese
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>>675670948
Kidnapping is for crooks.
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>>675670948
Least it isn't half nigger.
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>>675670948
>post yfw he eats the baby
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>>675670948
congratulations!
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>>675670948
Take those stupid glasses off you hipster wannabe fuck you just look fucking retarded.
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Congrats man!
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Okay guys this is what's going on Opie is in a relationship with a single mom and he is being a baby's daddy. Op get out before the real dad kills you.
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>>675670948
I wonder how your son will feel having a faggot dad
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>>675670948
you fucked
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>>675670948
Holding the spawn of your wife's fling with the Asian pool-boy doesn't make you papa.
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Congratz
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>>675670948
HAHAHAHAHAHA you really fell for it having a kid?

Know all that shit you enjoyed doing before OP? All that free time you have to play games or whatever hobbies? Fucking say good bye to that shit!

Was your wifes pussy tight before? Well you got around 3 months of it being completely fucked so I suggest just keep the fuck away and then after that will never be the same again, assuming your wife isn't a fuckhead selfish cunt or a land whale or has a fucked body that should not have reproduced spreading her deformed genes had a C section.

Man your life is pretty much fucked OP. Fuckhead.
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>>675673442
that he probably did
what's its name, OP?
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>>675670948
10/10 Would fuck baby
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>>675670948
How does it feel to now be ur wifes bitch forever.
you'll do whatever she wants or she'll blackmail you with your own daughter,
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>>675670948
What the fuck is that on your face OP?
Protip... If you cant grow facial hair everywhere and have gaps and shit dont fucking do it... You look like a 12 year old.
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>>675670948
unless the mother is of 'oriental' descent, I've got bad news OP
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>>675672006
beat me to it
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>>675670948
You dun goofed.
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>>675670948
And the cycle of molestation continues
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op is not here anymore because he has to change diapers and shit.

>big kek
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good for you mane, good luck with all the responsibilities lel
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>>675670948
Congratz. Had my first at twenty.
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Don't fuck your kid OP, only advice I have for you.
Stay out of your kid and you'll be a great dad.
what's their name?
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eat it
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>>675670948
Congratulations friend. We need more white children in order to insure a better future.
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>>675670948
you're lucky. You should feel blessed. Take good care of that kid
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>>675677531
CHANGE THE GUY'S HEAD INTO THE BABY AND VICE VERSA
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>>675670948
Gz. B good papa.
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Congratulations you are not the father
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>>675670948
IT LOOKS GOOKY

YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR CHILD LIMIT

CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND CAST IT OFF
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If you and your wife (if you have one) do not make a combined income of over $80,000 per year, your kid will probably grow-up to be a nigger.
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Loo /b/

I'm a pope now
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>>675671893
why are you always like this?
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>>675678526

gotta admit, pretty fukin ugly kid

>pic related what OP should do
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