ITT: Times when you fucked up the computer as a kid
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ITT: Times when you fucked up the computer as a kid
>>675662833
Joel pls
>>675662833
Back when I was in grade school, probably about 15 years ago now, we used to install Bonzai buddy on all the library computers and make it say shit on full volume. Was great times.
I remember he used to sing Daisy Bell, a bicycle built for two, as well.
Brings back some memories.
I don't know if this is what you mean, but I have one
>be me
>be like 9ish
>mom has a new laptop
>only computer in the entire house
>my older brother is always on it when my mom isn't
>hardly use it
>fast forward a few months
>ImSickOfYourShit.jpg
>start to fight with brother over computer
>gets into physical fight
>keep stealing the laptop from each other like a tom and jerry cartoon
>he eventually corners me at the bed
>I get tackled to the floor
>OhShit.gif
>mfw we cracked the entire screen
>mfw my mom loved that computer
>mfw she never bought another computer again
Consistantly deleting shit from the add/remove programs off the family xp. I thought it would make it go faster. Mo memory mo problems
Tfw
>>675663946
Oh, also...
deltree /y *.*
>>675662833
"poop"
>>675664069
>yfw you say >mfw with no fw
>Be me
>be like 10 at the time
>downloaded every cool mouse pointer I saw
>pointer was glittery and shit, pretty cool
>download more
>its a virus
>be young
>ms-dos
>want to delete shit to make room/make faster
>think autoxec.bat is a car (auto) game...
>luckily did not remove it
>still young
>still ms-dos
>tell grandfather to buy new HDD
>don't know anything about partitioning and installing ms-dos
uncle had to fix
>>675665234
I took this a step further and deleted where the shortcuts pointed (.exe files for games) thinking they were all useless. Oh how i was wrong.
>Downloaded "Legit runescape bot"
>Turns out it fucked my entire computer
>Cry for days
That's my only one
>>675662833
>be me
>5 years old
>parents get me a an eMachines T1100 for Christmas
>discover spider solitare
>no idea what the fuck it is
>am absolute shit at it
>have a brilliant plan
>open as many windows as possible
>do random moves in each window
>I'll win at least one of the games
>get around 20 windows open before the computer freezes
>go get my dad
>he opens task manager
>100% ram usage
>hfw I crash a computer with solitare
And that's how I learned ctrl+alt+del.
this
>>675662833
>First family computer - A gateway branded one cost over a £1000.
>Accidentally deleted a driver or something.
>What have I done?
>Had to ring the Gateway premium rate technical helpline.
> Was made to feel like an idiot for 30 minutes > Female technical advisor was getting frustrated and impatient with how slow I was.
>Technical advisor clearly hated her job, having to deal with clueless idiots all day.
>Drill instructored me through the entire process.
>Too you to know that I should have demanded to speak to her supervisor.
>sweaty armpits.
>Later that month phone bill came in
>sweaty armpits back.
>>675663946
That's bonzy buddy , he's an ape not a fucking tree
>>675662833
Deleted ac97 driver from pc. No audio on pc for several years until we got a new one.
>old computer
>windows vista
>used to run fine until about 3 years ago
>rarely BSOD'd a few times
>have new computer
>windows 7
>only got a BSOD once because of incorrectly closing Cave Story
>>675664544
lol sheeeit i also did this when i was like 10
>be me around 10
>get 10,000 free hours of AOL on disc in mail
>sothisistheinternet.rar
>start trolling chat rooms
>discover warez like punters and other "progs" like pic related
>start trading progs with anyone who was willing
>progs I installed fuck up computer...bad
>manage to get AOL account TOS'd and get everyone in family's accounts banned
>no more computer or internet for me for like 2 years
>>675665724
hehehe, destruction is a way of learning... quite good one, since you never forget the lessons ><
>>675666002
nice ^^
>Type 'tit's' into search engine.
>Click on free porn link enchanted by moving image.
>A million pop ups infest the screen in zero seconds flat.
> Father comes in, porn pop ups still multiplying at an exponential rate.
>Dad stares at screen transfixed.
>Type the opportunity to get the fuck out there.
>Later find out older brother just pulled the plug out of the wall.
>Clearly older brother had fallen into this trap before.
>Go to bed that night with porn images still dancing in front of my eyes until I fall asleep.
>>675664544
>tfw i didnt even know that was a thing
>>675667124
Bonzi, whatever.
You were wrong too, and he's probably double your age.
>>675666390
omg i remember that game
>>675662833
I did the shopping for my mum and me
>>675664516
Love it
When i was about 12 i was gifted my first laptop. Being the horny teen i was i searched for porn. Clicked a google link which gave me a virus which would open meatspin in a new unclosable window. I got paranoid about my parents finding it so i stepped on the latop when it was cllsed and threw it in the trash. This legitimately happened.
>2001
>Older brother made a brand new PC from bought parts, thought it'd be cheaper
>Turns out it actually was but whatever
>had windows 2000, was 7 yo atm
>used to have a computer science lab in the school, pretty much was a game library
>decided to take some to home
>computer went slower afterwards
>eventually started to display random pop-ups b4 restarting
>older brother fixed it
>told the pc had around 100 viruses
>
>be me
>be 8 yo
>be already a porn lover
>get a virus of some kind
>the browser home page is a porn page, can't change it
>open the computer
>cut all the wires i can, smash everything with sissors
>close the computer
>parents call a technician,
>sees all the damages i've done
>parents ask me, harass me for days/weeks
>denied it until they gave up
>>675667410
Underage nd b&
>>675670040
>threw it in the trash
How did you not get caught?
>>675669076
Sadly he's 11 years younger...
>>675670553
I don't think 1 year olds can type, anon.
>be me
>12 years old
>shitty old PC my dad took from his work
>been watching porn since 9
>watching scat porn
>ohfuckingshitvirus.png
>windowsjuststops
>terrified that my dad will see ive been on scat porn
>>675670181
I put it in a retail trash thing. You know the really big ones they have?
>>675667929
>be 13 now
>still have PC with dial-up modem...56k or some shit
>all about dat porn though
>brittany spears is blowing up now
>search for celebrity fap sites
>find a site that works, but requires me to use different dial-up number
>fuckitwhatsthedifference.exe
>celeb fapper site dials some number in Venezuela or some shit
>surf for a good 30 min til i find something fappable
>parents get phone bill
>$300 phone call to South America
>deny everything
>once again not allowed to use computer anymore
>>675666390
thanks for the nostalgia
>Be me around 12 years old
>Just got the internetz
>Start looking up porn pics
>Now that I think of it I seemed to be into fatties even then
>Right click to zoom show photo full screen
>Accidently click 'set as background'
>Awshitson.jpeg
>Manage to remove the background after a while
>Don't know how to remove the thumbnail from the wallpaper library though
>Fat soapy japanese chick spreading her hairy pussy remains in the desktop background library forever
>Noone noticed (or I hope)
>>675670772
wait what?
oh my fuck. not entirely relevant to the thread but i started searching all the websites i used to game on, i cant believe some of them are still up and unchanged. anyone remember coffeebreakarcade.com? go check it out its literally the same as it was over a decade ag
>>675662833
>be 10
>save up like 500 DMARK ( germans old currency)
over the course of 2 years
> father runs to some shitty computer expo where you can get stuff really cheap
> buys some shit parts that dont go well together
> AND HE BUYS UNREAL TOURNAMENT AND STARCRAFT
> shit mui pants
> install gammes, barely run on lowest setting
> computer always crashes, freezes, makes fucked up noises
> one day, heated up unreal tournament match
> close to winning
> freeze
> form a fist and hit as hard as i can on the top of the tomputah out of anger
> computah misteriously doesnt defreeze
> reset and repeat until freeze + deathhand
> 4 months later hear crackling noises inside, dont give a fuck i wanna play unreal
> smoke.jpg
> freeze and never wakes up
thats the story of how i beat the shit out of an pc and got real relaxed in school
bc i had something to unleash anger upon
>>675671253
>be 13 now
bye
>be me
>poorfag third world gamer with shitty computer
>richfag friend gets soul reaver
>ujelly.jpg
>get pirate copy of soul reaver
>shit so cash
>install
>it works
>mfw ecstasy
>mfw computer makes meltdown sound and turns off, never to restart again
>never find out what happened to raziel
>early or mid 90s
>parents agree to upgrade from shit compuserv to AOL
>AOL has certain premium content that costs extra
>no one tells me this
>parents get AOL bill for over $500 because i was looking at premium video game and sports content
>pretty sure they got AOL to cancel the bill, but i still got grounded
>>675664516
>mfw reading this post
>Be kazaa prime
>Start downloading all kinds of movies, music etc...
>Never move files from the sharing folder
>Internet deadly slow all the time
>Get an extra 50-100€ per month for bandwith usage
>mfw I was unknowingly seeding every file I ever downloaded for at least 6 months until someone more techsavy noticed and moved all the files and disabled uploading
>>675671253
>fast forward like 7 years (arount 19 now)
>now think i'm an amateur hacker and hang out in IRC chats
>hear everyone talking about this System 32 shit and how deleting it will brick a PC
>using XP and decide to test it for shits and giggles
>several safeguards in place to prevent deleting it
>manage to do so anyway
>laptop gets all fucked up with graphical errors and shit
>still usable, but can't watch videos (specifically porn)
>reinstall XP and problem solved
>be can't remember how old
>laptop with windows vista
>install everything
>browser consists 60% of toolbars
>search porn on google
>click link
>it opens up a single page in new tab
>I close the tab
>suddenly more tabs keep opening
>decide to be smart and close browser
>oh shit oh shit
>browser windows keep opening
>it's all some porn adware
>took out laptop's battery and never turned it on again
>told parents it got some virus from a computer game or something and that it's not worth fixing because laptop is crap
>still see browser windows filled with porn popping up in my nightmares from time to time
>>675672167
You fight Kain and he jumps into some portal before you can kill him. You go after him and meet some elder who tells you your destiny is about to begin or something.
>Go on shady porn sites around 10 or 11
>dad takes the blame for me when porn viruses clutter desktop
Hfw
>>675672830
who made that fucking template?
>>675673018
Someone with Parkinson's apparently
When I was a kid I was really intrigued by computers since the first time I used one. I've made so many mistakes and back then I was too scared to tell someone I got viruses on the computer. That's how I learned how to use Google. At the time YouTube was just acquired by Google and I quickly found how useful that was too. If I wasn't spending all day playing runescape I was learning how to pirate games, use visual basic, learn about how Windows works and how to make it faster, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't remember.
One of my bigger accomplishments was making a working runescape private server anyone could join, I was about 11 or 12 at the time. I made YouTube videos on how I did it, it ended up getting 600k views before jagex filed a copyright claim. That was pretty cool to say I made a video that 600,000 people have seen when I was only 13 years old
>be me young af
>used to download so many online games
>also downloaded custom mouse pointers
>thought the contest ads were real
>mfw I realive i bombed multiple computers as a kid
>>675671843
He's telling the story you faggot.
>>675664516
>reddit tier image reactions
Good lord
>>675673870
>samefagging
>following up to avoid the ban
>>675674093
I'm neither of those people, but, you're actually retarded... Aren't you.
>Installed a trojan afaik sub7.
>Connected to localhost.
>G2 find out what the crash windows button does.
>Nothing until it boots into bluescreen.
"I've no fucking clue what happened to our pc." Would crash again.
>>675674321
>still samefagging
>posting unrelevant images
>>675674530
>unrelevant
Yeah, confirmed for fuckin' inbred.
>>675671755
Du bist nicht angry german kid?
>>675666390
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bumping before this 404s
>>675662833
>Be me at 12-13 years old
>Was computer illiterate
>Traded my Dell Inspiron 1545 with Windows Vista for an Acer Aspire 5515 with Windows Vista and a ton of malware
>Slow as hell because of 1.6GHz Athlon 64 single-core
>Constantly banged on laptop to make it go faster
>Used it for a year before I switched back to the Inspiron 1545 because it was too slow
>Months later, Aspire 5515 gets wiped out
>Later on, Inspiron 1545 gets wiped out as well
>Got an HP Pavilion MS227 all-in-one running Windows 7 that constantly shuts itself off due to overheating
>Gets wiped out as well
>Took better care of my computers since
When I was pretty young I was curious about porn and shit so I looked it up and my teenage step brother got in trouble for it because my parents found the history and I remember them yelling at him. Feel bad, this was like 8 years ago.
Also my mom has a bunch of old laptops because she needed them for working as a teacher and a majority of them are so infected with viruses because of me that they wont even start up any more. These laptops are pretty old, like a decade plus. I started one of them up a few months back just for kicks and I ran a really old Norton Antivirus on it and fuck I left it searching for viruses for hours and there were literally thousands of them. I think this is because of how many sketchy websites I ended up on as a kid, I'd go on online arcade game websites and easily get redirected to porn sites and shit.
I also got hacked on the deep web once which was creepy. I downloaded Tor a long ass time ago when I was like 13 and fooled around with my friend because we thought we were so cool and I clicked randomly and didn't care about any consequences (keep in mind that this is when Tor actually had some creepy shit, not like today). Computer started turning on and off and youtube would open and play songs from my browsers history and shit in the middle of the night. Scary as fuck. I have a few other stories.
>>675662833
Mother fucking bonzi buddy
>>675672497
can't think of another time I fucked a computer so I'll tell a story from one of my former clients
>client is a 50 something receptionist in chiropractors office
>she sees popup saying computer is infected and to call Microsoft at some number
>she fucking called it
>"Microsoft" agents sets up remote session to assist her
>agent opens CMD prompt and runs a script that starts encrypting entire hard drive
>she finally calls me (her IT support) when it's at 60% complete
there was not a whole lot I could do remotely, so I had to drive an hour to their office to do a fresh install of Windows for them
>>675662833
>be 13ish
>going around the internet (lurking on 4chan mostly)
>get a random virus that happens to be a fbi ransom ware
>takes a picture using my webcam at the time shirtless
>freak out that it says im in possession of child porn
>wat do
>kill computer by taking out the power cord
>fuck it up even more
>end up having to pay the 300$ anyways because the repair/ virus removal
>>675676122
dude, just re-install windows. you lose all your files, but it doesn't cost a thing, and you get your computer back
>>675676122
I got rid of this virus so easily... you didn't have to pay $300. I remember that paypal shit and the webcam, I got so scared that turned the thing off and hid it under my bed for a week. Just start computer up in safe mode, run an antivirus software, and delete that shit.
>>675676122
That virus wasn't so long ago
>>675662833
>be at school
>windows 95 is the hottest thing right now
>everyone's work stored in an unlocked box of 3.5 floppies
>hang around with dick
>he probably has adhd but that made it funny
>we go thru box
>he decides to go through the box of floppies
>cleans them all with a magnet
>keks all round
>mfw it only dawns on me later that it probably screwed everyone's grades with it being our final year
>>675664516
>tfw when no posting a face meme>>675667410
is older then the I'm being a newfag meme
>>675664508
underrated post
>>675667410
>old computer
>windows vista
Fuck man time is moving on
>>675662833
dat lil purple nigga never left once u invited him in. Dam lil nigga.
>be like 6 years old
>using a laptop
>find a game
>no idea what game was it, but it was IWBTG level of bullshit
>get real fucking mad and punch the screen
>somehow break a hole through it
>can't access any laptops/computers for like 2 years
I became much calmer since that happened.
>>675677014
shit, i was one of the ones who was dumb enough to pay for FrostWire when LimeWire got shut down. obviously this was before i discovered torrents
Limewire
MP3 files that weren't music
Porn from shoddy sites
Pc cleaners and internet speed boosters
>>675662833
I never did but my brother ruined your family computer back in the day
>bro would come home and play all those shitty flash games on some weird site I cant remember
>shit was full of pop ups
>he would always click on that shit all the time
>because of this there was malware on the computer
>parents don't really care
>at some point there are porn pop ups
>brother discovers masturbation
>summer rolls around
>bro starts going downstairs at 3am almost every day to jack off
>he used Girlhuntsgirl.com
>computer is completely fucked
>parents confront us about the porn and and the computer not working
>bro brakes down sobbing and tells them every thing
>parents tell him "your 23 years old, stop acting like this."
>>675677032
Same guy as >>675676122 here.
I feel ya.
I'm currently using a Dell Inspiron 519 from late 2008 that's still running the original OEM installation of Vista. I'm hoping that I could get rid of it by 2017 so I could build my next computer.
>see a little red button on the cpu.
>press it.
>accidentally changed the consume of the cpu.
>changed from 40 V to 60 V.
>ram + proccesor fucked up
>"anon you cannot touch the computer for 2 months"
>fukt
Sorry for the bad english
>>675662833
>be me
>7-8
>discover porn for the first time
>"www.bigboobs.com"
>never beat my meat, just watch the vids
>ads pop up, and i click them all
>had shitty Norton AV for security
>ads and sketchy websites download shit
>get bad virus on my computer
>ads pixelated shortcuts to desktop
>woman sucking a dick
>dog fucking a woman
>tfw beastiality on my desktop
>start to cry
>tell my mom i got a bad virus downloading games
>she's fucking pissed
>try's to fix it, but can't
>ask why theres porn on the desktop
>tell her it was the virus
>doesn't believe i downloaded games
>goes to history
>i did none of this incognito
>see's all the sketchy sites I went on
>see's bigboobs.com
>instantly loses her shit
>asks her why I did it
>bottom lip is quivering and im crying too hard
>tell her i tried to write "billy talent" with my eyes closed
>ended up at that site somehow
>mom thinks i have autism
>shows my dad
>my dad is pissed too
>end up destroying the whole thing, bought a new laptop instead
>tfw i tried to convince my mom i typed billy talent without looking
>tfw my parents still make jokes to this day
>entire family knows
>whenever i ask to use their computer for something they ask if im gonna type billy talent without looking
>gg
>was ~9 years old
>CPU fan makes extremely loud noise
>i guess its a smart idea to try and fasten the screws on it
>while its still on
>long story short, i got electrocuted and to this day i dont fuck with any machinery or electric equipment unless its plugged out
>the win98 shitbox was fine afterwards
other story
>same win98 shitbox
>fan still loud as fuck
>looking at porn on isdn
>one picture every 5 minutes
>fuck yeah
>dont want to wake parents up with loud computer
>put blanket over it
>it overheats
>cables inside start melting
>smells like burnt plastic
>parents come in asking wtf is going on
>im jerking my 12 year old cock to gina wild pics while the PC is burning out
>PC was dead afterwards, Parents was mad but amused
also one time i consumed some super rare item on my brothers diablo one savegame and he was about to kick my ass to oblivion but i ran away
>>675664375
you just gave me warm fuzzies
>>675662833
>old IBM clone, 512k memory, massive 30MB hard drive
>runs MS-DOS 3.11
>I read the fucking manual (no internet back then)
>ride bike to the computer store and stare at the exact same games everyday
>buy Byte magazine to type in the programs they have in the back
>buy Arkanoid and play on a CGA 4 color monitor
>score preview copy of John Madden in like 1986 or some crazy early year, it only lets you play one drive down the field
>bro and i take turns
>decide to open computer up one day
>unplugged hdd ribbon, unscrew drive
>take out pci cards, put them back in
>plug hdd back in
>it won't boot
>IT WONT FUCKING BOOT
>found that i plugged the ribbon cable back in upside down
>it boots, hooray
>programmed a cool game from Byte
>put a password on it to keep my stupid big bro off of it, to keep him jelly
>forget password, lose everything
>rebuilt the game better
>thats how I got into IT
>thanks for reading :^)
>>675678545
well you are one fucking idiot for not telling your parents that you wanted to see some big boobs. that would at least have been manly lol.
but how did THAT kill your computer?
if everything else fails, just fucking format all drives and reinstall windows. nuke the fucker, no reason to buy new shit.
>>675674530
>unrelevant
This was not done ironically
>>675678939
it had some oldschool cryptolocker wannabe virus, my parents aren't very technical, and to be fair, the computer was pretty fucking old, I haven't had a virus on my computer for almost 3-4 years now
>>675677897
Actually, I linked the wrong post. I'm actually >>675675586
>>675674651
????????? WHAT WAS THAT CALLED IT LOOKS SO FAMILLIAR
>>675678917
now thats nostalgia
I remember, i fucked up my CD of this game somehow and it would never work properly, but I remember playing Lego Racers 2
>>675678939
>Manly
Honestly though, he was a kid not a man. Don't know many kids who want their parents knowing they look at that stuff. it is embarrassing for a kid unless they are a budding psychopath or something.
>>675678807
Here's another story:
>older brother gets a C64 for Christmas and a 1541 floppy drive
>you have no idea how awesome that programmable drive was
>made music by seeking tracks in a certain order
>got a modem
>got bbs numbers to call
>found out how to pirate
>big bro goes and shoplifts a super fucking lightening fast modem with an ungodly speed of 14.4k
>for the swarm
>pirating everything
>some weird game I havent found to this day that we got from Germany, it was named Mario or Donkey something and it was Donkey Kong at the top of a roller coaster or something
>still dream and search online about it
>dad sees the phone bill
>WHO THE FUCK CALLED GERMANY FOR 8 HOURS?!
>back in the day, you paid for long distance calls by the min
>banned from dialing bbs outside of hometown
>boring
>found out about using phone cards for long distance
>now a phreaker, all thanks to not wanting to piss off dad, get beat
>:^)
>be me
>be 12 yrs old
>decide it's finally time for me to watch porn
>google image seach 'porn'
>look at the pictures for 5 minutes and decide its not that fun
>realise everytime you type the letter 'p' into the search bar the first thing that comes up is 'porn'
>start to panic because i didnt know how to delete the browsing history
>decide to rip away the 'p' button from the keyboard and just walk away
>mom asked me later that day what happened
>i told her i ripped it off by accident
>>675679934
yeah youre probably right.
nowadays i'd just have the guts to tell em that i need to look at tits once in a while. as a kid you sometimes think you're gonna get beheaded if your parents find out.
i dont know what kind of implications that has on how we raise our kids. natural curiosity being punished with physical violence.
>>675662833
Only time I recall fucking up a computer was... I think a Win95 machine we had. Friend had Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and brought it over, we installed it, launched it, and everything on screen went wonky as all fuck.
Even after restarting the computer, nothing would load up except a thin line of pixels changing color in the middle horizontal of the screen. We wound up calling it bricked.
I know now that what probably happened was RC2 tried to launch in a resolution the computer/monitor couldn't handle, and instead of the current warning you get to either accept (or after a few seconds automatically revert) to the old resolution, it just locked that res in, even on the boot up / login screens. But we knew nothing about computers then.
>>675671755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SWMAQYQf0
Wiped HDD on parents laptop. Begged them to kill me with a kitchen knife...
What are the best dead baby jokes /b/ can come up with?
K, I'll go
>11 year old me
>Dad gets new computer, $1450
>Tells me it's i7 (1st gen)
>Take it for a spin
>Epic AF, does everything super fast
>Get addicted
>Going on holiday, playing until leaving the house
>Comes Back
>Left on, Battery's fucked up
>OhShit.png
>Pretens everything's fine
>Download everything dodgy to cover up
>Get 50 billion viruses
>Had to chuck it away before it infected the network
And that's how I fucked up $1450
This isn't really a time when a computer fucked up, but I though this would be interesting
>be me
>be 8
>living with grandparents for the summer
>grandpa is super cool
>Watch a bunch of cool shows I didn't know the name of
>Also watch them on his laptop
>Some of the shows were weird and revealing of the characters
>at some point I was able to get his computer to myself
>somehow end up in the video section of the file explorer
>all the same types of weird cartoons
>look in recycling bin
>same thing
>ff a year or so
>realize something
>grandpa had a FUCKLOAD of porn on his laptop
>at his house again that summer
>look up all of the porn at Newgrounds
>not old enough to cum or know how to jerk off
>just watch with a boner
>ff to a year or two ago
>think of those summers
>realize something else
>grandpa was a MAJOR WEEB
>all of the shows on his computer were anime
>most of his dvds and vhs cartridges were anime
>ALL of his porn was hentai
>He was 60 at the time
>60
>>675662833
>be 12 year old me
>have finished basement
>room in basement and Dad's office
>Dad buys brand spankin' new COMPAQ with windows XP
>no one home one day
>wonder into office on other side of basement
>start watching porn
>go to a couple sites
>whip dick out
>....
>BAAAAM, PEEEAANNNNUUUTTT BUTTEERRRR ANNNDD JJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
>close out site
>splashscreen pops up
>close out
>keep popping up new windows
>ohshit.jpg
>hear door open and footsteps
>close close close
>5 second power off
>crisis temporarily averted
fast forward a couple hours
>go to computer
>login
>porn ads keep popping up
>won't stop
>click one of them to see what happens..idk maybe popup will go away
>chick in bikini comes on screen and says something about a virus
>computer shuts off
>computer never turned back on again
>dad pissed
>"I don't know I wasn't on the computer"
Taking that shit to my grave.
>>675681017
I hope you got physical abuse for that
>>675680747
Hahahahaha!
ITT: my first laptop
>>675681393
Nah, he used it too and I also stuck a wad of blu tack behind the fan to cause heating issues (He played Diablo 3 max res)
>>675664508
As a kid I use to use that all the time. But at some point, my parents found some porn downloaded from it, and being the radical christians they were, started a shitstorm about it. Of course, I wasn't the one who downloaded those files. Even if I did, I would've been smart enough to delete them. I didn't know at the time, but I figure my brother was the one who did it. The only reason he got away with it is because one of my parents friends told them it could be a virus attached to some of the files we downloaded. I suspect he was covering for us, he probably knew my parents were the type to overreact.
>>675681017
when i was 11 there werent even dualcore computers.
>feeling old as fuck
>>675672743
>stories from childhood
>laptop has windows vista
>in that context laptop with vista is old
How fucking old are you? Underaged b& as fuck
>>675664508
the only source to find porn featuring 11 year olds when i was 11 years old
>>675681017
>i7 is from 2010
>was 11
You fucking 16 year old fuck, get the fuck out of here.
LEGO ISLAND
fucked my moms Compaq up
>>675683271
The i7 was actually from 2008.
Had DOS, played mario for 10 hours, then computer burned :D
>>675682961
>windows vista
Windows vista was realeased 9 years ago
If he was 20 he would still be pretty young when people started using vista
>be me
>be about 12-13
>horny as fuck
>new computer, windows vista
>fire up internet explorer
>type in "ass"
>click porn link
>porn site comes up, two tabs
>her dad coming
>quickly slam laptop front
>dad opens door
>"what do you wan't for dinner?"
>laptop makes groaning sound
>blank stare at dad
>asks what noise was
>shug.jpg
>dad grabs laptop
>opens it up (no password on it yet)
>sees amateur porn video
>shuts door
>never see laptop again
>>675668665
>Mfw
>Go to bed that night with porn images still dancing in front of my eyes until I fall asleep.
>>675679552
chicken invaders
>>675678545
fukken saved
