how it is to have a gf?
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how it is to have a gf?
Great, you should try it sometime.
>>675635130
Overrated. Half the time you can do better alone.
>>675635130
Expensive
Pretty shitty
it's great at first, but then you get bored eventually. i know i did...much happier alone and occasionally fucking escorsts tbh.
>>675635771
>>675635679
Don't believe these virgins. Not all sluts require you to but everything for them. The last three women I've dated all had careers and paid for their own shit. You just have to not be a fucking loser and get 5/10 shit tier women.
If you are beta it sucks ass and you will just be used. If you are alpha enough it can be a very nice experience and so much sex that you get sick of it.
Really nice if you do it right; as in nobody's controlling, jealous or dependent on the other. My current relationship is the only good one like this that I've had, and it's fuckin awesome, we have great times together with no drama or shittiness.
If you go about relationships the wrong way or get with someone else who does, it's a fucking nightmare however
>>675635130
Amazing at times, annoying at others. expensive, tedious, headache inducing but fucking wonderful also.
try it sometime m8.
>>675635130
Fucking Mental
>>675635130
The feminine attracts the masculine and vice versa. Be a man and it will be fine.
Be a bitch and you'll get a pimp, be a boy and you'll get a mom.
>>675635771
>>675636191
>expensive
Why?
>>675636009
he knows the technique
Huge economical burden
>>675635130
Goa Go ja
>>675635130
Its fun for the first 8 months
>>675636003
Who said anything about paying for everything? You're 14 years old and live in a fairytale if you think everything is great with a gf. Wait till you grow hair around your dick and you and the women your age have different goals and aspirations. Unless you intend to date 12 yo forever then you should be in jail you pedo
>>675636436
treats, gifts & the general desire of wantng to do more nice stuff when you got a chick you love on your arm. I can sit at home and eat ramen forever. I can do that with gf for a while to but at some point I'm gonna want to go to resteraunt wirh her. doesn't matter if she pays her way, i'm still spending my half i woudn't otherwise
>>675636602
Yeah only dudes who get passed up by chicks believe this nonsense.
I guess I'd convince myself it wasn't worth it either if I couldn't get any. Rather than feel like I'm a loser it makes me feel like I consciously choose to be single.
Who's that lady
>>675636009
Lol. Only teens say "alpha"
>>675635130
any worthwhile relationship takes work and communication. which most people don't want to do nowadays. generally they can be 1 sides, the guy pays for everything. this normally happens with younger women, or ones that want everything handed to them.
I've been married, I've dated girls with and without kids.
right now I am the happiest I have been and I'm single with. few fwbs
>>675636813
>>675635771
I second this
>>675636773
Whatever you gotta do to convince yourself why you're single bro.
>>675635934
Are you me
>>675635130
>try it
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
>>675635130
can't speak for everyone, but so far overrated.
>>675636331
I never thought about it like this, but it makes complete sense
>>675635130
i like it. its nice to have another human validate you. especially if you like, figuratively, hold out something on a plate and they take it. when somebody is genuinely interested in you it makes you feel really good inside.
i've got like an extra organ or something which makes me unable to maintain a relationship, because they almost always dissolve after a year max. i just burn them down because it gets sort of samey.
my problem is i treat it as a game. like, step 1 is how do i kiss this girl, then how do i fuck this girl, how do i make her swallow my cum, etc. eventually you get to a point where there isn't really a goal left, then i don't really feel like doing it anymore.
you start to see the real flaws in them as a human. what you once disregarded in a fit of passion, now bothers you deep to your core. its an itch, and the only solution is to burn the whole thing down.
i'm not doing the girlfriend thing right now because i figured out i'm an asshole, and its a lot of work for me not to be an asshole. instead i'm fucking somebody else's girlfriend.
>>675636003
I don't have too pay for their stuff to spend more then I want to. Just going out for movie, meal and few drinks is like $70 that I wouldn't have spent on myself normally...
>>675636331
yeah, think of it as adding up to 1
if you are 0 masculine, you'll only get 1 masculine girls (or 0 feminine girls)
more likely, if you get to be 75% masculine, you'll get 25% masculine girls (or 75% feminine girls)
>>675637224
It's a biological equation to create a stronger offspring. The person of the opposite gender with immune system different from yours will smell better.
When you kiss a girl your saliva checks how your DNA match. That's why girls kiss 5 guys a night, they are simply checking for stronger offspring.
Hormone balance is also important which is the masculine and the feminine and then there are psychological factors involved where opposites attract.
Your are nothing more than an animal on the prowl for strong offsprings. The same applies to girls, so don't be afraid of them. They are just silly biochemical beings looking for strong offsprings.
>>675635130
an emotional roller coaster. if you find the right person it's amazing, fewer things feel better in life, if anything at all. but if you get some dumb bitch then it's just a better feeling to be alone and sad
>>675635130
Ha! I dated a chick like that. She was so fucking insecure that if I didn't text her back within a few minutes she went crazy. I used to run sales appointments that would last 3 hours and come back to my phone blown up with messages.
Needless to say, it didn't work out.
Pluses to gf: Easy access to sex. Dating is a pain in the ass. Someone you can kinda force to do stuff with. I guess it avoids the social stigma of being single.
Minuses: Can't fuck anyone else. They don't keep themselves up like when you were first dating. You have to listen to her boring ass stories about her coworkers.
In the end I guess I like it because I really fucking hate dating. It's a lot of work and 95% of the time the first date is awkward and leads to nothing.
>>675637276
I am anonymous. I am 1.
>>675635934
Yeah, the $$$$ to sex ratio is probably better with an escort. Just thinking about how many dates I've had to go on with different girls to eventually find one who, after 3 - 10 dates was dtf... I'd say it's about a $600 investment. I'm guessing that could get you a decent hooker.
>>675638083
Let us know when you graduate high school, buddy. Get outta here
Tastes like salty coins
>>675637857
>>675637224
Exactly, but most guys also are mistaken on what it means to be a man. It's not about being cocky and cool and not giving a fuck and acting like an asshole. Think of you granddad. These guys were merciful, compassionate but also very stern and strong when they need to.
If you can fuck okay, are fun to be around, respect yourself and make a woman feel safe she will assume the role you want them to, she'll be in the kitchen humming while cooking for you.
Also use cognitive training, create subtle cues to ignore her when she acts badly and treat her like a princess when she acts good. Check body language if you need to.
If a woman starts to argue with you for no reason, hug her and then tell her to stop. 99% of the time they just need attention.
>>675638295
So stop it. You are basically paying for her time and thus telling her that you are such a piece of shit that you need to make it rain for her to spend time with you. Take a walk in a park on your next date, tell her to buy you ice cream and she'll maybe get lucky the next time and get a coffee from you.
They will respect you more.
Always wear condoms or get clipped, don't get married (unless for tax reasons, use a prenuptial agreement then my friend). Pussy dries up when the money dries up, so keep that in mind. Honestly if sex is all you want just fuck an escort, if you're lonely then god help you.
>>675636331
This is relatively true. Look up a book called "the way of the superior man". It talks a lot about the masculine attracting the feminine.
That doesn't mean man/women. There are some men who are more feminine but not gay. (Probably closest analogy on here would be 'beta'.) If you are like that, you will attract an alpha female and that may be just fine and make you happy.
A lot of us, though, were over-feminized because of the fucking 3rd wave ball-cutting feminist movement. If you WANT a woman who is feminine, sweet, demur, etc., you might have to learn what it means to be a man. (Hint: It doesn't mean scratching your balls and beating shit up.)
Anyway, read the book and attract the girl you want.
>>675635771
/thread
>>675636972
Not about to argue with a virgin fatfuck on /b/
>>675638083
Ha! I dated a chick like that. She was so fucking insecure that if I didn't text her back within a few minutes she went crazy. I used to run sales appointments that would last 3 hours and come back to my phone blown up with messages.
>Then you lay the line or dump her.
Pluses to gf: Easy access to sex. Dating is a pain in the ass. Someone you can kinda force to do stuff with. I guess it avoids the social stigma of being single.
>Social stigma of being single, stop worrying about how society views you and don't get a girlfriend because you think it adds some value for your status.
Minuses: Can't fuck anyone else. They don't keep themselves up like when you were first dating. You have to listen to her boring ass stories about her coworkers.
>If you want to fuck someone else, you are not in it for the right reasons, do you keep up after 3 months in a relationship? go to the gym? dress really well? never fart in the house etc..?
You have to listen to her stories because she values you as a girlfriend, that says a lot about you.
In the end I guess I like it because I really fucking hate dating. It's a lot of work and 95% of the time the first date is awkward and leads to nothing.
> If a date is awkward that is because you are awkward and if it leads to nothing you are not exciting at all.
Take some responsibility for your life man.
>>675637398
Yep! Even if you aren't buying her shit all the time (which you should never EVER do), just paying for dates gets fucking expensive. Especially bc you usually have to date a lot of girls to find one who is interested.
That's why I only ever did coffee on a first date, but still... that's about $10 plus time and gas to meet someone who will probably turn out to be boring as fuck.
Note: If you're still lucky enough to be in school, this doesn't apply! Man, college was great. Cute, appropriate, single girls everywhere. Take advantage of that shit while you can bc when you get out in the real world it's annoying as fuck and you pretty much have to be on a dating site.
>>675638582
>If a woman starts to argue with you for no reason, hug her and then tell her to stop
Dude, this is basically a direct quote out of "the way of the superior man". Spot on advice. Again, all /b/ros need to read this book. It tells you exactly how to deal with a woman's crazy bullshit.
>>675639552
I'll have to read it since I'm quoting it.
>>675638758
>tell her to buy you ice cream and she'll maybe get lucky the next time and get a coffee from you.
Dude, this sounds totally great in theory. It doesn't work at all. Not on the first date. She'll go home and tell all her friends what an asshole you are.
It's not that I don't agree with you in theory. It's just that it doesn't work. However I do agree with keeping it cheap. Don't pay for a movie, dinner, etc for a first date, and if she offers to pay, let the bitch.
>>675635130
its a trap dont move one half step out of the way of the path you were going to take anyway. at best it'll suck your dick and save your right forearm some energy.
>>675635130
Same as it was yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that faggot and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the before that
>>675639161
>> If a date is awkward that is because you are awkward and if it leads to nothing you are not exciting at all.
You've really, honestly, never had an awkward first date? I dated something like 20 chicks last year. About half of them were interesting to talk to. The other half ended up being either bat shit crazy or couldn't hold a conversation to save her life.
>>675636813
Apparently you've never been married or divorced then. Women are expensive while dating and the prices get higher as you progress in the relationship.
You'll find out one day.
>>675638582
If anyone in /b is looking here for advice on how to be a man then they've already lost the game lmao.
>>675640547
its a give and take. if the relationship is too one-sided, you can always walk away. nothing shackles you a relationship other than yourself.
the girl i'm seeing right now i spend basically nothing on. if we go out she pays for her own shit. we had a pregnancy scare a while back and she took it upon herself to buy plan B. i spotted her half of it once she told me, because i'm not a cunt, but you get the idea.
>>675641095
Good for you anon, sounds like a healthy relationship
>>675635130
If you are very confident about the person, it can be very pleasant. Although, you have to handle her parent's attitude, which can be quite a pain in the ass.
>>675635130
It's not so bad once you get over the mate guarding, shit testing, and emotional manipulation. You'll get some sex and some nice lies. Just bear in mind that you will have to pay for what you get in some form or another.
>>675642329
Not sure of your age but:
1. If you're young, yeah. You kind of have to deal with that.
2. If you're older, you can tell them to fuck off. I had to do that with my 26 y/o gf's parents last month. They kept calling and e-mailing lectures about how living together and having sex was a sin. So I finally literally told them to fuck off.
Don't be afraid to do it. Women will respect you for it, and younger girls love a bad boy. If daddy says not to go out with him, she'll want to even more!
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>>675643232
Really? This shit in every single thread? Fuck off spam robot.
>>675635130
Some of the best and some of the worst feelings. It's great if you have someone you really like/you're with and have fun. Sex is better than just fucking some woman you don't give a shit about.
Terrible in that if they hurt you/it ends you feel like shit until you get over it. It can also be expensive like what another anon said. Even if you go half on things sometimes, going out to restaurants/movies/events can end up costing a tad bit of cash. Especially in the beginning if you're trying to date each other and you go out every week or something.
>>675637857
Incorrect. I'm a 5'9" 120lb hipstershit and I pull a lot of indie SJW pussy which all then gets uploaded to the internet as righteous vengeance for their very existence. The point here is that I'm probably about a 25% masculine and get 90% feminine girls.
>>675644136
I see a large lack of masculinity there. Pants are worn by noone
>>675644450
Wearing the pants is a lot of work. Who needs to be masculine when you can get pussy and play vidya all day anyway?
>>675644566
Not that anon but that just sounds pathetic
