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How the fuck is this possible /b/?
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>>675624383
poke hard spaghetti thru sausage before cooking # boiling
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>>675624383
1. push raw spaghetti into cut up hotdogs.
2. cook
3. ????
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>>675624383
r u retardo?
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Stab the sausage with uncooked pasta then cook
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>>675624383
r u srs?
ayyyy lmaos obvs
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>>675624383
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>>675624439
>>675624478
>sausage
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Gubmint conspiracy
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>>675624478
>>675624473
>>675624469
>>675624439
>>675624490
newfags
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>>675624383
Are fucking serious? put sphagetti in while dry, boil the fucking thing. Done.
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>>675624558
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>>675624546
sorry ill speak american
HOT DOGS GET UR HOTDOGS HERE
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>>675624383
Well son it's time we have that talk, you see that is a tapewarm and IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS. tl;dr ur a fagit
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>>675624383
Lives great mysteries.
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>>675624383

It's not. I tried it once, turned out my pasta became orange and tasted like shit, whilst the sausages got extremely salty.
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It's clearly photoshopped
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>>675624383

spagetthies = shises
sausages = kebabs
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>>675624866
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With a niddle maybe ?
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>>675624383
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Mods!!! Underage pasta and young pussy!!
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>>675624383
How stupid do you have to be to ask that? How old are you 5?
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This thread has been made so often it's becoming the new "r8 me" "my dog died" "why cant atheists define atheism" "my names jon" and so on.

How do people keep takeing this thread seriously and responding?
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I saw it happen once
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>>675625138
drink it all up I suppose
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>>675624383
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>>675624703
No you ignorant autistic fuck only red neck call shity "sausages" sausages
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>>675625702
XDDDDD
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>>675624383
CLEARLY RAPE
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/kittehs

resume sausage fest
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>>675624558
FUCK YOU NIGGER!
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Sewing needle?
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>>675624439
But wat do with the hot dog flavoured water?
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>>675626007
No one fucking said you could stop!
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>>675626343
drink it obvs, just like any time you make hotdogs
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>>675626343
Dump it into your chocolate starfish
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>>675626198
Is called a noodle needle newfaggot
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>>675626379
i sowwey spongbobs, moar for u
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>>675626434
Are you the backwards man?
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Since I started this...
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>>675626630
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>>675626486
Made me cringe
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>>675626861
THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY CAT THREAD ANON.
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>>675624383
That's some magic right there dawg. Please explain.
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>>675624777
What movie was that again can't for the life of me remember the title
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>>675624383
Are you so retarded OP so cant see this is photoshop??
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>>675629056
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>>675629056
how about its fucking easter. god damn christmas comes earlier every year. get out of here Wal=Mart
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>>675624439
>>675624469
>not only eating fresh pasta
Fucking disgusting plebs.
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>>675628922
>>675629056
>>675629245
have at it fatman, im out of cats
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>>675624558
Oldfaggotry is a dead thing
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>>675624383
CHOP YOUR DICK OFF. CHOP IT INTO SMALLER PIECES. ACTUALLY JUST KEEP IT NORMAL SIZED IT'LL PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE. STICK UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI THROUGH IT AND BOIL. HOORAY
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>>675626729
Lol, fail, faggot
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>>675627517

John dies at the end
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>>675629595

I've been here since '05 out of sheer spite.
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>>675624383
Show spaghetti some nudes till it becomes erect
Push the erect spaghetti into sausages
Boil the fuckers
Profits
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Boil spaghetti until soft, make hole in sausage with small straw and carefully push the cooked spaghetti through
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