So I just had a Close Encounter of the Nigger Kind
so here's what happened
>I was asleep in my downstairs bedroom
>my mother and father were upstairs asleep
>they broke into our home
>with a garden hoe
>through the smallest window
>that was higher off the ground than the identical one 10 feet to the right
>that had a blackout curtain over it because the TV was by it
>and behind it was a table
>and a couch
>and an end table
>so the four of them stumbled in
>and brought the garden hoe with them by the way
>my father thought it was me breaking plates
>so he went downstairs to check it out
>he came across them, they yelled for him to get down
>my mother called 9/11
>I thought it was a police raid because
>"fucking hell I knew that fucker I gave my phone number to incase I died would've done this"
>swat prank you know
>so I opened my door after they started trying to kick it down
>they yelled for me to get down
>so I laid back on my bed face down
>ain't worth dying for this shit
>only have a .22 for plinking too
>they took my cellphone off the windowsill
>while I heard others start rummaging upstairs
>downstairs ones kept yelling hurry up nigga
>got poked in the head with a pistol a few times
>my father had a shotgun pointed at him
>so after around 2 minutes of crashing they found my mother with the phone
>they knew cops had been called, and they got the fuck out of dodge
>leaving through the front
>when they came through the back
here's what they took:
>my backup cellphone, a 2010 model iPhone 4 with the front and back lightly cracked
>a laundry basket of my dirty underwear
no fucking joke, that's it, that's their entire haul
here's what they walked past, that was in the open:
>a top model Macbook Air
>a 2011 Thinkpad
>two 1920x1080 IPS monitors
>checkbooks
>more and newer cellphones
>an expensive coin collection
we found the garden hoe upstairs
the police took it for prints
tfw u will never get culturally enriched
haha
dude
RACISM
lmao
>>675616637
I have been blessed by the gods of cultural enrichment tonight
I learned how violent and idiotic they are first hand
>>675616458
Literally good boys who dindu nuffin. They even took your laundry out for you.
denko thread
>>675617098
they actually stated
"nigga I'm being as nice as we can"
also commented on seeing my ass because I sleep naked, feels good man
What city?
>>675617417
Gepu
>>675617417
Bay Area of California
not many niggers nearby oddly, mostly mexican
>>675616458
>See Niggers climbing over back yard fence
>Scoping out shed window
>They proceed to dindu through the shed door
>Move Speakers up to window
>Play Police Siren at max volume
>Both run and the fence faster than you can say "Shieeeet".
>>675616809
Tag em and bag em.
Here's a nigger
Nuffin
>>675617496
MY SIDES
1337
>>675617987
Missed it faggot
>>675616458
>be me
>live in texas
>two shitskins break into house
>daddy blows one of the shitskins tiny nigger brain out with his double barrel
>other shitskin starts begging and crying in his monkey language
>"oh mista pleez mista we wuz just steelin sheet we wernt gonna hurt nowun"
>daddy blows shitskin number 2 away
>police show up
>"this looks like a clear case of self defense, I just need ID and papers for those firearms and we'll be outta here after we remove the bodies, does your boy need to talk to someone?"
Move to the south nigger
>>675618136
Gtfo little boi tumblr /b/ 4 childz like u...
>>675616458
>be me
>live in FL
>3 shitskins break in house
>dad blows one nig away with his double barrel shotgun
>shoots another in the legs
>hands me the gun and let's me finish the job
>third one begging for his life at this point
>we hang him in the front yard with one of our Confederate flags
>cops show up
>clear case of self defense
>checks our IDs and paperwork for the weapon
>"any of your kinfolk need to talk to the local pastor?"
>"no sir officer"
>I go inside and fuck my sisters
Move to the South nigger
>>675620011
Then why didn't your dad shoot them with his double barrel shotgun when he came downstairs?
>>675620933
because we have a .22
>>675619130
Sounds like heaven
>>675617496
dfkm LOOOOOOOLsssss
