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Remember to celebrate Easter by putting pork on the halal shelf.
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>>675604657
Yes, yes, it's very funny to ruin other people's days when you're autistic. We get it.
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A halal shelf? That's just dumb and kinda racist.
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>>675605083
being a faggot ironically is still being a faggot fyi
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>>675605083
Hi there Mahmoud
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>>675604657
>living in a shithole where "halal shelf" exist
lmaoing at your life, son
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>>675605117
It is but, they are Muslims. We all know the world would be better without them.
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>>675604657
That's not true at all, though. They can touch pork if it's wrapped in plastic.
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Dinner with the fam
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>>675605347
Well, I hope you are guarding your borders.. They are spreading like the plague.
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halol
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>>675605083
mudslime detected
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>>675605083
Get some pork in yah carnt
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>>675604657
the fuck is halalalalal
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>>675605083
Muhammad Al Shabab Ackbar Khalif Khan, how you doing?
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>>675605083
fuck you nigger.
You might notice that normal people are pretty triggered by your filth at the moment.
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>>675605898
Retarded way of killing the animal to maximise it's suffering to please the Admiral Allahu Ackbar
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>>675605898
when the animal is killed in the most painful way according to the koran its meat is then referred to as halal. Its the only acceptable kind of meat to consume for the mudslimes
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>>675605083
I hope you die
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>>675606284
>>675606048
Wouldnt that be animal cruelty? Im sure that would spur controversy and be banned no?
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>>675606523
oh no banning something which is a religious requirement would definitely cause an uproar and you can imagine if the religion being questioned is islam
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>>675606284
>>675606048
"This method of slaughtering animals consists of using a well-sharpened knife to make a swift, deep incision that cuts the front of the throat, the carotid artery, trachea, and jugular veins"
>quick, relatively non-cruel death
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>>675606694
So whose fault is it? Islam's or yours?
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>implying I live in such a shitty europoor place where we actually give so much as 1 fuck to create a halal meat section in a store
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>>675606523
>>675606284
>>675606048
>>675605898
Most places stun the animal first. Most.
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>>675606845
Islam's obviously but the world is so politically correct..forget about it
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>>675606694
wait, this happens mostly in europe im guessing
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Fucking amazing, too bad I've never seen a Halal shelf (despite being from Germanistan) or I'd do it next chance I get
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>>675606985
cause i have yet to see halalalalal shit in any store that ive been to here in the US
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>>675606830
It's no use explaining it to millennial privileged fags who practice militant veganism. These liberals who think killing animals is cruel are ruining the West.
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>>675606906
Well, it works for kosher shelfs too...
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>>675606830
dont believe that lie anon. they make the animals suffer for allah
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Assuming you can only live by eating shit,and some random dude puts Apple in the "Shit shelf" what do?
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>>675606957
But Islam didn't invent political correctness, you did.
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>>675607283
americans did
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>>675606992
How often do you go shopping in Türk-Laden?
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>>675604657
>Christians
>Easter
>Halal

Choose 2.
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>>675606830
>>675606284
>>675606048
How do animals *usually* get killed for meat, anyone in the meat industry here who can tell me?

If you google it you only get results from animal rights activist shit
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>>675604657
>Easter
>Muslims
>Halal

Choose one.
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>>675604657
Sadly it won't change muslims, only ruin day for some poor store workers
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>>675607325
But doesn't the entire West practice it? How come Halal isn't banned in Europe?
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>>675607555
And ruining the profitability of carrying muslim food.
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>>675607325
>Jews did
Jews invented political correctness, get it right.
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>>675606830
It was most non-cruel way 2000 years ago. Now most of Torah (and it's copy, Shariah) laws are dated and simply a historical literature novelty.
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>>675607555
>poor store workers
they'll probabaly either
a) be non-muslims and think "fuck these special treatment sandniggers" and simply remove the pork without anyone ever noticing or
b) be muslims and autistically clean the whole shelf, in which case they deserve it
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>>675607743
Everyone know that Americans and Jews stand shoulder by shoulder and are proud of it.
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>>675607652
There are special days where they are allowed to do it.
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>>675607686
Good point. But it would most likely just make all prices higher.
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>>675605347
Who is this semen demon
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>>675607828
Deserve it? Being uneducated is not a crime.
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>>675608035
Yes, the best approach is to put pork by the halal meat and go shop somewhere else where they don't carry halal.
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>>675608045
xenia solo is her real name
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I don't shop in stores with a "halal" section
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>>675608256
Just go to another shop from the start. Being a dick never achieved anything.
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>>675604657
mfw no "halal section" in any shop in my country
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>>675608528
Why not?
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>>675608619
Not yet.
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Arabs, asians, and blacks will get on higher cultural level not because we'll make them, but because it's the only right way.

Doing this shit only makes us step back from progress.
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Trolling Camel Jockey
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>>675607652
most halal meat is imported from back east, thus the ethical problem is avoided
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>>675608775
Chimpanzees, cats and goats will get on higher cultural level not because we'll make them, but because it's the only right way.
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This shit is also on my country,the mart where i usually go in,have like 20 meters cell fridge w/ only halal stuff.
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>>675606830
Like that gif of the camel?
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>>675609105
Wat? We can (and do) buy goods from countries using child labour. Should we legalize child labour?

I'll ask again. Why don't we ban Halal meat? We cannot keep blaming Islam for our failure to do anything.
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>>675609406
>Botched slaughter
It's what happens when amateurs do it. You really think that that is how it was intended to go?
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Not only is the notion that you have to kill the animal in a certain ritualistic way in order for the meat to be "allowed" ridiculous enough already. These people have to be even more idiotic and claim that this "good meat" somehow gets spoiled magically and is now "forbidden" if it has been resting on a shelf that houses meat which is not considered "allowed" for superstitious reasons as well, even though both products were packed in plastic and didn't even physically come into actual contact with each over. Why we cater to these utterly deluded people with irrational 7th century believes when we made 1400 years of progress away from this kind of thinking is totally baffling to me.
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>>675609700
>we cannot keep blaming islam

islam is always to be blamed for everything anon
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>>675609942
Because all the "good" people wanna spread tolerance for ancient cults
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>>675609700
> we cannot blame islam
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>>675607516
Usually it starts with a captive bolt gun to the cranium. Animal's brain is obliterated so it can't feel pain, but the brainstem is left intact so the heart keeps beating while it's bled.

With Halal/Kosher slaughter, the animal is completely aware of the fact that it's bleeding to death for some time. It's also much easier to botch, extending the suffering.

I personally prefer the sound of a simple 'bang, lights out' approach to a struggle to restrain the animal and having it fully aware of what's happening before it dies. Functionally, there's very little difference, but there's some who say that meat tastes better when it's slaughtered humanely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captive_bolt_pistol
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>>675609700
dude if you're going to answer your own questions then why bother?
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>>675605540
This.
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>>675605083
Wouldn't be surprised if you are planning to vote for Bernie.
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>>675608451
it's Ksenia Solo, you fucktard.
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>>675610611
ARE YOU FUCKONG KIDDING ME?
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