Hey /b/. So if you were in the thread last night, I am the guy from 2052 that was here. Basically, through a bunch of shit… I'm stuck here, at least for now. I'm a 57 year old man in a time where my current self is 21. So fuck it, I might as well talk with you guys.
>>675567117
you mean this one?
>>675567462
Yep. I honestly don't know what to do at this point. I'm not the first case.
yea....nah....yer a cunt
>>675567921
Look I don't really expect people to believe me. Believe I'm someone who's bored and making it up or I'm a roleplayer or wanna get 4chan famous or whatever. I just came here to maybe answer more questions and just kinda talk.
>>675567861
Other cases?
>>675567117
>>675568348
Of people getting stuck in the past.
>>675567117
Are you John Titor?
Who wins the NCAA basketball tourney? You have a 1 in 16 chance of being right.
>>675568816
Reply hazy try again
>>675568292
>wanna get 4chan famous
Like its already not?
nigga you from the future but you dont even know the present?
Buy stock in? Who funded the trip back?
>>675567117
Time traveller,
Is it true that Bitcoins sink as the world plunges into the war for water?
or will we have invented a capable hydrogen-based generator to run our machinery by soon?
>>675569506
Not make 4chan famous. Become "4chan famous". As in famous on 4chan
>>675567117
When does ISIS lose it's territory in Syria and Iraq?
>>675567117
so what happens with ISIS?
>>675569887
2034 I think? I know that's when they collapsed.
>>675567117
Fuck the hell off immigrant. You got a passport?
>>675570513
No hable ingles señor
>>675567117
Who wins this year's EPL? Who are in thr top 4? How about next year?
>>675570852
Sonofabitch time immigrant. Crossing our borders at light speed
>>675570923
>>675568816
Honestly don't follow sports in the least and forgot to look it up before I came. Sorry /b/ro.
>>675570923
this is something I never understood with the logic of these time traveler threads.
People asking who wins at (X) this year..
Like if OP really was trapped in this year from 50 years in the future, its not like he remembers who wins at all sports from the past 50 years.
Hell, I cant even remember the winner of the super bowl 3 years ago.
>>675567117
here, take the actual gif instead of a jpg
>>675567117
when are the jews going to revive walt Disney?
Also why doesn't ISIS survive?
>>675567117
While islam be eradicated by 2052 future op?
>>675571498
This guy gets it. Basically you look the shit up and that's what you get. You are not allowed to bring anything with you.
Will islam be eradicated by 2052 op?
>>675571832
Nope. It's actually slowly spread. Because Europe is cuck, they opened up immigration after ISIS was destroyed. We haven't gotten to Euristan yet, but Islam is close to matching Atheist/Agnostic in numbers.
How long til we get decent ai?
>>675567117
Is racism still an issue
>>675572359
Define decent. At this point, AI is close to matching human intelligence and learning, but hasn't surpassed it yet.
Which celebrities die this year?
>>675571841
So you have no money, no relative. Where do you live? How'd you get a computer? Internet?
Does CERN fuck up the world?
>>675572518
And feminism/lbgt
>>675572669
I'm thinking about when it starts to become good enough for commercial purposes. I just want my robot waifu to be real.
>>675573031
>implying its hard to pawn a used laptop with at least two weeks worth of pay, assunming you eat ramen
Rip Op
>>675572669
Be more specific. What is ai capable of?
>>675571706
I'm guessing Apple in the future hasn't fixed this bullshit gif issue. It's a fucking chore to get them
>>675573295
I'm going to assume you're not the op. Otherwise answer all the questions.
What will become of Canada?
>>675567117
Were you sent here or did you come of your own accord?
If you were sent here, then why?
If you came here of your own accord, then why?
>>675567117
Did we make the switch to homeland command from FBI and other soups?
Is encryption a weapon again?
Have you looked up the case of the times square time traveller around 1912 or something like that?
>>675573799
Nobody cares
>>675567117
Oy anything to revese aging or prolong life
>>675573411
It can
•Recognize speech and emotions from facial features and body language to the point of being able to hold conversations like a person would; being able to tell if you're getting bored etc.
•They have certain inhibitors to prevent violence or bitterness towards humans
•there are ones you can fuck. I assume this is what you wanted to know.
>>675567117
Why haven't we seen many other time travelers?
>>675568682
is it a common thing? why have we not noticed? and lastly, why dont you do what they probably did, and go bet some big money on something you already know the outcome to?
>>675574131
>•Recognize speech and emotions from facial features and body language to the point of being able to hold conversations like a person would; being able to tell if you're getting bored etc.
I wish I could do that.
Yo OP, why did you miss the time traveler convention?
http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/
>>675574220
You probably do. It is easier to skip forward than backwards
>>675573958
> Implying I'm not building up for a 51st state joke.
Fucking dumb twat.
Does trump win?
Are you guys running out of oil yet OP?
>>675574131
So youre telling me in a couple of decades we will have robots that you can fuck and hold a conversation with without knowing it a robot? Basically robots that are indistinguishable from real humans? I senserily doubt that.
Pic of time machine or whatnot with timestamp
>>675574527
>Implying anyone should care about jokes you're building up to in your cancerous thread.
Only one dumb twat in this thread and it's you.
>>675572357
Fuck no. I hope this isn't true
>>675573031
Well, by bring anything, I meant anything identifiable as being from the future. Almanacs, technology, etc. You are provided with $500 that appears to be from the general time period you are in. (in case you were wondering, you can't go past ~250 years because that requires too much energy or something.) ordinarily you are given either 24, 48, or 72 hours in the time you are going to.
>>675573819
Yeah this. Why go back a couple of decades? Knowing that you have no way of going back. To warn against a terrorist attack? How did you plan to convince people to believe you? I mean if you had a plan that you think was gonna work, why not some other disaster? Why this one?
>>675575004
I usually am able to go back. It just… broke basically. And I came here for shits and giggles. Talk to my old /b/ros.
>>675575362
Answer all questions please.
Do we make any more strides in space travel?
>>675574742
>senserily
Fucking hell get off of 4chan and do your fucking English homework you dumb motherfucker.
>>675574502
forward is slow and tedious. if you're from 52 then you are one lucky son of a bitch. they came out with the cv106 model in 54, took them a year and a half to realize it stopped your aging process until the return trip.
damn near 50 years here and im still in my 20's. i hate this.
>>675574742
In 1976 would they have expected what tech is like now? It's entirely unpredictable where it goes.
>>675575479
Working on it.
World War 3, will it happen any time soon?
>>675574888
[unoriginal joke]
>>675574741
Definitely. Not as big a problem though because there are many other alternatives. That's kind of what lead to a migration out of the Middle East: less oil+other methods=small market
How long is the average life span for us humies in the future anyways?
Is it still the same?
>>675575525
put a research station on the moon. it was a big deal when they finished construction, but then people stopped really giving a shit. just like we did when they first set foot on it.
>>675575668
Also does the government control time travelling? Is it just as easy as buying a plane ticket? It there an actual time machine like in Back to the Future or is it like in Terminator? What are the plans for situations like you're in now? Why don't they send someone to rescue you?
>>675575859
Not that I can see. Most countries are too busy dealing with their own shit to start a war.
>>675575859
? The more relevant question is how many world wars come to pass? And how many of those are started by trump?
Tell me if that John Titor CERN shit happened
So you can't just pay somebody in the future to send you a new machine to get back? Can't write a letter to someone or leave an email to someone you know will exist and have it get to them after you leave for this trip?
Or better yet, just use a time dilation device to send the message?
OP needs to use his head.
>>675576400
none so far.
>>675567117
Newfags don't know who is this semen demon.
>inb4 everybody is image searching this shit
Captcha was CheesePizza. WTF FBI kek.
Will half life 3 ever be released?
>>675576336
They may have. The time arrived is kind of inaccurate (I was trying to arrive on the 21st to warn about Brussels as well. Sorry about that.) so they may have, just might arrive tomorrow or Friday or something.
>>675576926
A real question
Do you find the 'Butterfly Effect' a concerning matter to you at all?
>>675577054
If you want people to believe you then you should answer all the questions rather than just pick and choose.
>>675576336
And it is sorta like that. It's a bit more stringent (no felonies, no significant mental illness, have to have a license). But it costs about $2500 (not SUPER expensive these days).
>>675567117
Who cares? Quit your bitching you old faggot
>>675576400
Actually… Clinton won. Sorry about that. She kinda sucked.
How many Pokemon games have been made op and how good were they?
>>675576612
OP here. Of course I know who she is. Vivian. I know at some point they had a huge ban on posting her because shitstorms. Don't know if that happened yet.
What are the next few decades like in the economic sense? Tell us what happens.
>>675567117
So who wins the next super bowl?
>>675570923
Leicester
Arsenal
Tottenham
Chelsea
>>675576926
They already confirmed this you dumb fuck
>>675577382
So anybody can just go back and forth as they please? What about paradoxes?
>>675577886
I said newfags. Are you a newfag? Jesus, this is why niggers should be exterminated. They can't fucking read.
Hello! I'm The Doctor. Pardon the intrusion, but if I'm correct, and I usually am about these sort of things, you're bordering on breaking every rule of time travel. The events you've mentioned must happen one way or another, as they are fixed points in time. Changing them would prove just catastrophic for the universe!
>>675577307
Fine. What question was yours?
>>675577923
Come on OP answer this so I can hold it against you
>>675576926
Yes. Also something interesting: valve basically owns the PC market. Steam has become the only legal way to get games. Because of everything having to check through Steam, piracy is crippled.
>>675567117
Has the berserk manga ended yet?
>>675578293
How did you plan to convince people to believe you about the terrorist attack? Is there an actual time machine?
Also how come nobody has gone back and stop 9/11? Ww2? Etc..
>>675578289
>>>Tumblr
>>675578688
>implying it ever will
>>675578776
They probably have gone to stop whatever. But a lot of split timeline bullshit occurs so basically we aren't affected.
A few questions:
How is space travel going?
Have we ever contacted aliens?
How dead or alive is feminism?
How is the video games industry?
What are the best investments?
Is it possible to change anything you say? I mean, how does this time travel work? Is this all "set in stone" or not?
Does Mass Effect 3 ever get a good ending?
How well off is Pokemon?
>>675578981
Please OP.
>>675577923
Don't know.
What company should I invest in if I want to be a millionaire in a coupe years?
>>675578688
Probably?
>>675576212
>>675575859
>>675573880
>>675572518
>>675573151
>>675569649
Answer these questions, OP
>>675567117
>>675579023
Answer all questions! How did you plan to convince people to belive you about the terrorist attack? Is there an actual time machine?
Wish I could ask personal questions, see if OP is willing to risk the future by telling me my awesome nfl career and how I'm a part time actor and male model
>>675579058
Things can change. I'm sure I cause some sort of weird butterfly effect thing but idfc. The video game industry is like this: Valve IS PC gaming. Steam is the only way to get games. Checks they put in place and limited access to files and codes crippled piracy. Nintendo acquires Konami, Capcom, and Sega. Microsoft loses the console wars and Sony buys the rights to Halo. (Which was up to like 13 last I looked. I'm not huge into console gaming anymore.)
>>675579537
Yes. A physical machine. No, I don't know how it works.
>>675579203
Please answer op
>>675580046
Thanks! Also, what are good investments for the future (stocks, etc)? Does cryptocurrency ever take off?
>>675579369
No ww3.
90ish
Of course there's still racism.
Radfems still exist but they're mostly ignored.
>>675567117
I think you were looking for >>>/x/
>>675580185
Kek I can see there's no point continuing this if you're just going to dodge questions.
>>675580551
I came to /b/ because I like /b/.
>>675580046
>implying Halo would be successful on PlayStation
>implying Microsoft would sell Halo
>implying Halos going to be around for 13 games
>implying that future generations even appreciate a god tier game like Halo
See now I know your full of shit, no new games like Halo because they can't appreciate it because it's harder then basic fps games.
>>675579203
Nintendo is the big one,
>>675580435
I hope you're real. Everything I know about physics tells me you're violating it by being here, but I'll chalk it up to future tech is > modern science if you answer why you came. Like really. Was it just for the shits and gigs of coming to 2016? Why this year?
>>675580895
>Halo
>God-tier
>underage detected
Proof you're not a fedora OP
>>675581092
Underage? Most underage fags don't like Halo, it's just how modern day fps community works.
OP, do new periodic table elements are found? What are their names?
Do new math and physics formulas get invented? Any easy new ones you can remember that could help us to understand problems of this year?
Did global warming was avoided or proven fake? How did we managed to fix it?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT ZELDA U WAS ABOUT? ANYTHING ABOUT ZELDA? AND THE NINTENDO NX IS WORTH BUYING?
Did space travel catched on?
Did the JFK Files were revealed?
Did 9/11 files were too?
How's the food?
>>675581027
I dunno. It could have just as easily been 2007 or 2012 or whatever. As for why go in general? Sort of a vacation. I'm a middle-aged dude with a wife and 2 kids. To get away from it all, to be cliche
>>675581280
This
>>675581027
He's here to warn about a terrorist attack. He has not answer how he plan to convince anyone to believe him when he can't even convince /b/ to believe him.
Also OP must be an idiot to think that in 3 decades time we are going to have fuck buddy robots and time travel.
Did Deus Ex happen yet
>>675581280
Answer this nigga
>>675581280
>did global warming was avoided
what were the last 10 pendents
Did it happen
>>675581370
So if your from the future you shouldn't even be alive I think
So who's your father and what will he name you? If we found this checked the guys facebook without telling him we could see if and when he has a kid and if the name matches I will shit so many bricks
>>675581587
from your time to now
>>675581469
Also to think that the government will just let anybody go back and forth as they please, for $2500 is retarded.
>>675580972
What's the name of the company that invented the time machine so I can invest in them
Fuck you die
Yeah OP who shouls i invest in?
Die
>>675581693
I don't think he would entrust /b/ his father's fb.
On that note OP, what happens to facebook? New world order or does it bombs? Any new social websites that catched on and we could copy to make millions?
>>675582023
no fuck you
>>675581370
I thought you said you came back to warn about the attack?
I hope your family dies of cancer
I hope you burn
>>675581280
I think just Umumwhateveriums. The big thing though is that nuclear fusion is harnessed. That's how the whole time machine thing works. Zelda U I think was pretty cool. Kinda reminded me of Ocarina except a bit grittier. Nintendo started heading that way. They never went full sega and made some shadow thing but it kinda slipped away from basically being Disney the Videogame. Space travel has gotten as far as basic colonies on the moon and Mars. Global warming is still around but as far as I know it's not causing any sort of catastrophic earth ending effects.
>>675567117
Anon you have better things to do with your time then lie to faceless other anons on the internet. Go outside. Read a book. Hell, killing yourself is probably a better use of time. Just stop with this stupid shit
Anyone who believes this should put a gun in their mouths immediately and pull the fucking trigger
>>675567117
Know of Kevin door?
>>675581693
Ain't no way I'm saying my dad's name. For one thing, I don't want him spammed with gore or whatever. Another, what if my current self is on /b/?
Do we finally have robots?
>>675582711
We already do dipshit.
>>675582298
Caught! Global warming is a lie.
>>675582298
How can you exist if you dad is a faggot?
Who's the president in the future and who is the president after the next president?
>>675567117
I asked a question or two at the end of yesterday's thread, so you probably never saw it. So, I might as well ask again....
How popular are >>>/d/ fetishes in the future? Does SwordArt Online style virtual reality ever come to fruition where we can live out our physically impossible (pic related) fetishes?
>>675582298
Yo, Why did you mentioned Zelda U and didn't give us the actual name?
I think that'll be the definitive proof for everyone if you give us the name or at least one word from the title, something along the way of the name.
I'm asking you to have compassion for a past dweller, please just give me this, the name of zelda U
>>675582393
Seconded
What's your first name?
ANYONE IN THIS THREAD WHO IS 21 COULD BE THE 2016 VERSION OF YOU
DOESN'T THAT FREAK ANYONE HERE OUT
>>675583079
This. A name will be the definitive proof of OP being a liar for worthless autists like myself.
>>675583200
Penelope
>>675583079
Legend of Zelda: The Wii of U
You ever go back to meet John Titor?
Can your time machine move forward in time?
how is cern doing
ayy lma0
>>675583079
The legend of zelda: Lamp Shade of No Real Significance.
>>675583079
Come the fuck on OP we know you're full of shit
>>675583036
They never penetrated the mainstream.
If robots are indistinguishable from humans, do they hate faggots too?
>>675583079
Legend of Link: Zelda's Adventure
>>675578660
So the US Government basically said "Fuck antitrust" and let steam control all of the downloadable PC game market? Calling bullshit.
>>675567117
aight mr future, which companies stocks explode over the next few years. Whats the next apple or msoft or facebook?
Where should i put my money.
>>675583079
The legend of Zelda 3
>>675581092
asshat detected.
Halo is fucking legendary. But halo 2 will always be the best
Is Christianity still dying out and atheists, Muslims on the rise?
It seems OP has fucked off. Has his mum came and collect him?
>>675572669
Who wins the election?
>>675583987
Sir, you misspelled Halo 3.
giving based broad answers to specific questions, what is a AAA vidya game title released in the year 2053
(also timblr file name :^))
>>675584576
I think Halo: Sparton Assault was the best.
>>675584576
Halo 3 was fantastic, and had the best multiplayer imo, but the campaign in 2 was intricate, full of substance, and nothing beats the moment where you activate thee energy sword the first time you play as the arbiter. Also the cut scene with the scarab. The beautiful landscapes of deltas halo. Also the most intense iteration of the flood imo. Just all around I think it was the best. Halo 3 was dope too though.
>>675567117
Are we still eating like pigs, or have we switched for organic, more health conscious foods?
>>675567117
So OP... is time made of circles or does the technology take advantage of the multiverse?
>>675584830
3/10 shitty bait
>>675585275
>>675584830
meh I kekked a little.
I think it was less bait and more dumb joke
>>675584878
I'll agree, but Halo 3 did all of that too IMO, But power to you.
Hey OP, anything about your life that you regret?
How about realizing that a paradox can't happen because time travel is just a different way of saying you jumped to a different time line.
You can not affect your own time line, because the you you might encounter is not you.
Go fix this you's future, and tell him the shit.
Not that you'll believe yourself. As minute differences will make you realize that this anon is right.
>Inb4 Who are you?
Now, try to look back at your old time line, when was the last time alleged 'time traveling' made a difference?
Go ahead, look yourself up.
You will be surprised.
>>675585625
I think we can at least agree that halo 4 was shit compared to 2 or 3. I think 5 is bringing it back though
>>675585667
A bit late to the party eh?
Threads dead baby...
threads dead
>>675585792
5's ads lied to us and had more Locke than Chief. Multiplayer is OK but needs forge(If it isnt added already).
OP here. I love sucking cock so much. What is this disease called?
>>675567117
will hentai be Uncensored again?
>>675586242
they added it. It's not super user friendly though. People are making some cool shit, but I haven't had time to really figure it out yet
>>675586181
Fucking OP wouldn't tell me the fucking name of Zelda U, fucking cunt, cockblocker fake fuck.
>...I kinda hope he was legit
>>675586444
nice trips
>>675585667
I love how people always think time travel will be the shit, but it's literally useless. And unless the make technology 100% acurate at getting you back to your original timeline... good luck ever getting back.
And if there is not a multiverse, you wouldn't be able to go back in time any further than when the first time-machine is made...
Look like op stop
>>675587598
I'm still here guys. Just busy sucking my younger self's cock. So hot.
>>675583559
That's too bad. With all the size content I see on TV/in movies and such, I figured that had at least gotten more popular.
>>675585792
5 Had so many problems. Customization went from vast amount of options to like 4 options on armor. Gameplay is wonky, ADS seems necessary for aiming but in truth it doesn't help at all.
Ground Pound, Charge, and Evade are shoved in there, and fucking ruin the game, except evade. No local multiplayer. You can't download maps or gamemodes. Forge is too complex now, I can't even move fucking blocks. I can place top in Reach but I can't even get into the middle of the pack in 5. They removed loadouts entirely.
