Waifu claiming thread. Version 5.5
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
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Gardevoir claimed
>>675504433
Nnnnaw~!
Me too!
Obligatory claim.
>>675505051
Most shouldn't only the ones that were good at what they did should be allowed in Valhalla, such as Simo Häyhä.
>>675505700
With that logic guns are small cannons.
>Crusader Anon.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>I didn't notice we image capped, fuck
>>675506077
It happens to all of us.
Yaya reporting in
How are u guys?
Sup?
>>675505826
Bad teachers can ruin good topics. Thank god I stuck through with a lot of it.
>What did he do.
Hold on. Lemme type it
>>675506001
Thanks dude
>>675504773
Alright, have a good one Tats.
>>675505051
Nm, just chilling with coffee, you?
>>675505107
Same to you man.
>>675506627
>A Saracen already occupied her Holy Land
The worst fate possible
Claimed son
>>675505938
<3
>>675506649
Good you?
>>675506903
Could be worse, at least it ain't Muslims
>>675506951
Welcome, Seras!
>>675506700
I'm still here, just on lurk mode.
>>675506700
>Coffee
Nectar of the gods. I might need a new cup now
I'm just chilling, watching the news and all
>>675506627
>she say a Saracen already occupied her holy land
She's unpure. Kill the heathen
>>675506903
It's the same feeling when the Reformation occurs.
>>675506951
Welcome to the thread Anon
>>675507156
>implying that it hasn't already been done.
Lurking as well.
>>675506649
Doing good, you?
>>675506661
Don't mention it, pal.
>>675506700
Thanks.
Best German Cv claimed
Syndra, make waifu great again!!!!
Ayy
Gordon Ramsay is an angry man
>claimed
claimed
>>675507444
Nice trips, buddy. Glad to see ya.
>>675507092
Yaya doing fine,
Thanks for asking!
Lurking between rounds
>>675507510
>
>>675507092
>Muslims
>[Deus vults externally]
Hi Prinz, how you doing?
>>675507444
Those are some nice trips, CVs ain't that bad after all...
>>675507532
>Gordon Ramsay is an angry man
He just wants to see a normal, functioning kitchen at least once in his life
>And he's fun to watch
Double daily claim.
>>675507291
Hey Ruri! How are you?
>I'm lurking a bit too
>>675507291
You should talk more, always nice to have you around.
>>675508000
I never said he's not fun to watch
>nice trips
>>675507444
Hi Graf
>>675507112
Ah, well then.
I guess I'll do the same, games taking my time.
>>675507156
Already going on 5th cup tonight.
>>675507351
No problem.
What you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAMWdvo71ls
>>675507540
Glad to see u too mate !
Relaxing in WoWs best thing i can do
What about you ?
>I love that pic
>>675508000
>better trips than my
How you doing buddy ?
>>675508590
Guten Tag Gaiko !
Whats up ?
>>675509031
i really like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM .
>>675509089
WoW? Nice, glad you're having a good time, buddy.
Just hanging around myself, not really doing much. Thanks for asking.
>You're too kind
>>675509031
Yaya is listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y
Claimed
Neeevermind today's a shitty day
>>675509031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prSd6DaoSwQ
>>675509742
Heyo Cowgirl
>>675509031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vgfuwKgvUk
>>675509031
>Stromae
My dark-skinned companion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_xH7noaqTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMFUkbr7ymY
>>675508590
Hell's Kitchen or Kitchen Nightmares?
>>675509089
>better trips
Nah, only just as good
Doing great, today I found out that on WoWs teammates are a myth, you're on your fucking own 99.9% of the time. And I've also been watching some animu while some friends were partying on the beach. Normies.
>>675509742
Best
Best sadistic grappler claimed.
>>675509089
I'm tired. How about you?
>>675509742
Hi Milkman
>>675509803
What happened
>>675510268
>>675510277
I was Just joking around with a person I thought of as a friend, now I found out that he took it seriously and he fucking hates my guts
>>675510220
>patting
>>675510568
Just tell him that you're joking, if he's still pissed about it just give him time to cool off.
>>675509900
Moo dubs.
>>675510152
Hi.
>>675510195
Bestbro.
>>675510277
Hi.
>>675510500
Second best outfit, best is when she's wearing that plus the open shirt.
>>675510195
Hey Emi, here's the Chem teacher story
>Be junior year
>I take this chemistry class taught by a literal shitstick
>Dude always talks about how he went to elite boarding schools and graduated #1 in his class
>Too bad he works at a public school now, fucker
>Every other class I'm passing with flying colors. I'm struggling in his though
>Shits hard yo
>He always picks on me to answer questions even though I dont know what they are
>Teacher calls on me
>"Ruby, can you tell me blah blah blah..."
>"Uhhhh...."
>Class laughs. Friends get a giggle
>One day just not having his shit
>"Hey Ruby, tell me what a half-life is"
>"No, because you never taught me"
>Teacher is annoyed "Yes I did, I taught everyone"
>"Well then you're doing a terrible job at it"
>Class goes silent. My pals are giggling"
>Teacher is pissed
>Class ends
>Teacher says to me "Hey Ruby, can you stay after to make up a quiz?"
>Sure no problem
>Stay after. The quiz is on shit I dont know
>Dont do any questions and turn it in blank
>Teacher is furious
>Next day I walk into school
>School announcement "Ruby please report to the main office"
>???
>Go to the office and talk with Vice Principal
>He tells me cuntnugget teacher wants me suspended a full week for cheating
>Apparently he says I cheated on the quiz
>VP says "Dont worry he's tried that stuff on others. But we have to suspend you at least 1 day because of Zero Tolerance
>Fuck it i'll take it
>Spend next day in In-School Suspension with some pothead and blasting music
>10/10 would do again
>>675510829
I doubt he'll forgive me, this has been Going on for a long time now and now he's snapped
>>675510505
Going to be honest, that looks like Geralt dressed up as Triss in some fucked up drag.
>>675509803
>>675510568
>>675510829
>>675510995
Keep telegram issues localized to telegram. It has no context or need to be here.
>>675511235
Sure sure, sorry.
I'm off then, nothing else I want to talk about.
Cya guys..
>>675511235
>It has no context
*Cough*
>>675510995
>>675511369
Take care Prinz. Hope everything gets better
Any diablo fans here?
Judge marie rose's demon hunter
>>675509527
i mean world of warships
>too kind ? where ?
>>675509742
Mooo
>>675510277
im after nap atm , feels good
>>675510195
That is how the gameplay looks in 99% of cases. Better try to find squad
>>675510239
Hello !
>>675511369
Gute Nacht ! Take care !
>>675510995
Sorry to hear that, hope it works out in the end. I'm sure he'll cool off sooner or later, people typically do. Just how time works.
>>675511235
Never used Telegram, no idea what you're on about. Just casual conversation. If someone wants to vent, they can vent.
>>675511577
Never played it, but it looks fun.
>>675511725
>If someone wants to vent, they can vent.
Good job, Hand-kun. You've drawn the correct line.
I'm proud of you.
>>675511577
PS: this is on Hardcore. Why hardcore? Because I'm not no little pnasy ass bitch.
Marie Rose is hardcore af
>>675511725
And hey, how's it going hand-kun?
>>675511050
how dare you I would 9/11 just to sniff her farts
#teamtriss
Finished playing Russian simulator, anything interesting i missed?
>shena best waifu
Here to claim Utaha as always
Sorry for leaving you hanging, that was impolite.
>>675508338
I'm pretty good!
I got out of uni pretty early today, so I was playing TF2 for a while.
>Hope you're still here, Ruby..
>>675508461
I'm not really too talkative, I just enjoy the friendly atmosphere of being around you guys.
>always nice to have you around.
Thank you, hand buddy.
>You're pretty much the heart of /waifu/, It's really nice to have you around as well!
>>675511369
cya Prinz
>I wish you wouldn't go
>>675510983
What a twat.
"I was numbah one! I got a shit job now for reasons"
"Instead of doing my job I will pick on a student so no one notices I'm awful at teaching"
Also
>blank quiz
>cheating
Is that dude serious?
>Spend next day in In-School Suspension with some pothead and blasting music
That sounds like a reward even
Fuck that teacher though. He should get fired. Did he do anything similar again to you or did he leave you alone?
>>675511691
Hey, I'm a DD, if the rest of my team wants to get rekt and tell everyone else they are noobs, so be it. I launch my torpedoes and get my XP.
Playing feels better when your team acts as one, though
Well Anons I have to wake up early tomorrow so goodbye.
>>675511691
Yeah, I know what you mean.
>I don't follow
>Did the joke just fly over my head?
>>675511857
>Getting a compliment from you
Today was a good day, I'll make sure to horribly disappoint you tomorrow.
>>675511951
Doing fine man, you?
>>675512496
That's fine, we're all busy every now and again. Don't worry about it, man.
>>675512600
Goodnight, enjoy counting heads in your sleep. Make the pope proud.
>>675512351
Your sick I remember that being dumped not to long ago.
>>675511369
Bye Prinz
>>675511691
Cool. Wish I could take a nap.
>>675512600
Deus Vult
>>675505231
I claim Eve/ Golden Darkness, i am mobile so i can't send pics... :(
>>675512600
Good night Crusader anon!
>>675512496
Hey there Ruri, good to see you.
>>675511725
Hand is pretty nice guy, yes?
>>675512600
Liberate the holy land in your dreams, Crusader
mine
>>675512907
Here ya go fam
-Syndra
>>675512225
The resemblance is uncanny.
>>675512736
Aha...
Well, make a waifu-anon feel unwelcome and weary within this thread. That ought to do it.
>>675512600
Good night Crusade anon, sleep well.
>>675511369
I can't help but feel like you were kicked out.
>Anyways, see you around, Prinz.
>>675513039
Heyo Juri, glad to see you as well.
Up to anything right now?
>>675510874
Heyo Holsts.
>Please send Atago some milk, he probably needs it!
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Too much drama today for my liking
How is everyone?
Ok im going to watch Jojo's bizarre adventures tonight
CLAIMED
>>675514449
Good as to be expected I guess.
>>675514248
Lurkin here and there in this thread, much like you. Outside of that, just got done organizing my place a bit. Trying to do anything I can to keep my mind distracted.
>>675514449
Hey Stocking
Doing great, watching some old 1983 play for lolz
>>675514449
Hi Stocking, how you doing today?
>Drama
I'm afraid to ask
>>675512496
I'm still here! Just lurking a bit
>>675512552
We hate that cunt. Just a rich snob who thinks working in public school is some sort of "dangerous and noble service" or some shit.
Nah after that I just never did work and annoyed him more on purpose. Passed with a 60.5 (Under 60 is failing). I kek'd that day
Someone did once told him his wife was probably a monkey. He married a black girl
>>675514449
Hey Stocking! Glad to see you here c:
>>675514138
I could never, y'all are just too sweet.
>>675514449
Heyo, Stocking. Hope you're feeling better.
>>675514566
Never seen it myself, hope you have a good time.
>>675514449
Hey Stocking, good to see you again.
>>675514566
One of my absolute most favorite manga/series of all time. I'm all caught up on Part 8, can't wait to see how Part 4 looks in anime format.
>>675514800
Good. You're a pillar of the community.
>>675512552
I mean only The most imoprtant thing here is teamplay. Even if u take 5 ships , this 5 left can sunk your all team.
>caring is sharing
>>675512736
Hope u feel good buddy
>If not take a drink
>Always help
>>675512798
Nobody forbids u take a nap
>Sr for late responding
>>675514583
I expected nothing less
>>675514732
Hi Syndra!
Good to hear, sounds fun
>>675514782
Good to see you Emi!
Still not doing great really, hopefully you guys will cheer me up! You usually do.
>I'm afraid to ask
Probably best not to
>>675514787
Hey Ruby!
Always good to see you
>>675514800
Eh, I'd be lying if I said I was
How are you doing Hand-Kun?
Chest pains feeling better?
>>675514971
Hi there Juri!
Thanks, how are you doing?
>>675515280
Hi Stocking
>>675515181
If I nap I wake up too late
>>675514714
Hm, slow night I see.
I hope it gets better, I'd suggest vidya but I assume you're pretty much fed up with it, heh.
>>675515280
>Eh, I'd be lying if I said I was
Awh, hope you get better, Stocking.
>Heyo there!
>>675515280
I'm alright, posting in between rounds on SFV. Enjoying the last few hours of one of my only days off. What are you up to? Have a good day, hopefully?
>>675515894
I'm actually getting ready to practice again, lol... although yeah, it is significantly harder to continue practicing when I have to wait another 4 months for my lovely Juri, but I need to keep my inputs sharp. Appreciate the sentiment.
Alright, i'm kinda tired. Gonna sign off now before I sleep
Goodnight guys! It's been real!
>Rubyanon
>>675514982
You're just too sweet, thank you. You're a pretty great yourself.
>>675515181
Thanks, that means a lot.
>I'll probably drink some tea later.
>Make sure it's overly concentrated
>>675515280
Yeah, but more pains surged up after that. No worries though, buddy.
Still feeling bad after yesterday? Sorry to hear that, man. Always here to listen if you wanna talk.
>>675516477
have a great night Ruby, sleep well and hope to see you around.
>>675516490
great guy*
Here we go with the mistakes.
>>675516477
Goodnight, buddy. Sleep warm and well.
>>675514787
>dangerous and noble service
ayyy
>annoyed him more on purpose. Passed with a 60.5
Success is the best revenge. His face was probably hilarious
>his wife was probably a monkey. He married a black girl
KEK. My sides. Such a progressive man
>>675515181
>caring is sharing
Once a teammate shared his torpedoes with my DD. Less than 3 kms away.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a lot the game, but sometimes... bad teammates happen.
Btw, what do you play as? CV I'm guessing?
>>675515280
>Still not doing great really
What happened? Did anything happen to you? Is it anything serious?
>Probably best not to
Then I won't
>>675516477
Good night Ruby! <3
Cancerous circlejerk subculture. Where is Snacks when you need him?
The White Lily Of Stalingrad Claimed
>>675516477
>Checked
Bye Ruby, sleep well
>>675516477
Night Ruby
>>675512736
Sorry for the half hour late response.
But I'm playinga game right now (diablo 3 ros) I'm sure you know jow fast time flies when playing a game.
But I'm doing great. Now. I have nothing planned for another 5 hours. Going to see batman vs superman at 11 so. Pretty excited for that
>>675515720
Hi there Galko!
How are you doing today?
>>675515894
Hey Ruri!<3
Thanks, I've just got a lot going on right now
I guess I'm too down about things...
How are you anyway?
>>675516451
Ahh, good to hear you're making the most of it
>Personally prefer DOA and Tekken
I'm just listening to music and browsing, fairly boring day
How was your day?
>>675516477
Goodnight Ruby!
Sleep well
>>675516490
Ah, sorry to hear. Hope you get well soon!
Yeah, I'm still not feeling great.
I appreciate you being here though, it feels good
>>675516965
Don't worry nothing serious has happened, I'm not in danger or anything
I guess the insomnia is getting to me, been a little depressed lately
I won't get into that though, are you doing okay?
>>675517222
Checked
Claiming Senjougahara Hitagi
>>675513081
Thx bae~
Tenryuu claimed
Did i miss something?
I'll spam some Golden Darkness pics later tonight. :)
>>675517303
Alright. But if anything's wrong or you need to talk anytime, please, don't hesitate to do so.
I'm fine, day's been going smoothly so far, and I don't have classes until next week, so that means tons of free time. I don't know what I'll do with it, though. I'll probably watch anime or play vidya or something like that. Or maybe run.
>I really do not like to see you like that
>Happy Stocking is a qt
>>675517303
I had a long day, so I'm pretty tired. You?
>>675516451
>I have to wait another 4 months for my lovely Juri
Think about it, you'll be so happy when she's finally released!
>>675517303
Ah, I'm alright, I'll get out of uni early tomorrow as well, thank you for asking!
>If you need to talk about it, please do so.
>Please!
>>675518386
>Psst, oye
>Oye, Emi!
>Quieres saber qué es más gracioso que Veinticuatro?
Umaru claimed
>>675517303
>I tried Tekken and DOA
>I was absolute trash
>Better just stick with my waifu and element
My day has gone pretty well, surprisingly. Made some easy cash today repairing a couple PC's for some clients, got my vacation days requested for a few weeks in April too, hopefully they get approved.
>>675518064
Hey there Ten, how goes it? Just the usual thread debauchery, nothing more.
>>675519033
>La curiosidad me invade
>Dime, ¿qué es más gracioso que Veinticuatro?
>>675515720
Life is brutal
>u can always drink a coffee
>>675516490
Well im thinking about someting stronger
>even beer can be
>>675516965
What tier do u play ?
>teammate shared his torpedoes with my DD
Last time when someone from teammates shot me / hit with torpedo was on Tier 3/4
Im playing everyting but im prefere cruisers
>CVs are more like rts
Anyone listening to something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvWV6Mk374
>>675519033
That's all that's keeping me going, really.
>The only time I ever feel anything
>>675518386
Good to hear you're doing well!
Hope you enjoy your days off
Really, thanks a lot for the support but I don't really think it's anything important, don't worry about me
>You're the qt here <3
>>675518667
Yeah I get that.
I'm alright I suppose, had a fairly boring day
>>675519033
Awh, good to hear!
How is uni going?
I'll be fine though really
Don't worry about me <3
>>675519242
Heh, yeah you gotta practice man
Good to hear you're doing well, hope you get those vacation days.
You deserve them!
>>675520016
Where is st (alk)ocking from? I swear I've seen her before but can't remember
>>675517303
Thanks, Stocking-kun. That means a lot.
Sorry that you've been so stressed lately, really wish I could do more. Nice guys like you don't deserve that kind of shit.
>>675519591
Not really a drink my pain away kind of guy, I just sort of sit with it. Pain killers are also good.
Love Guinness though, favorite beer.
Sorry for the late reply, was doing something.
>>675520016
I appreciate that, thanks. I hope you feel better too and things start to go better for you.
>>675520283
Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt
An absolutely incredible anime!
I can't recommend it enough
>>675520298
Anything for you Hand-Kun<3
Thank you for the support, it really does mean a lot
>I love you all, I mean it
>That picture melts my heart
>>675520529
Thanks, I hope so too
You guys certainly help
>>675519242
Same. But instead of street fighter, it's been mortal kombat x.
Pic is my current profile.
>44 disconnects what the fuck. Rage quitter!!!
They're not all me. There's been lots and lots of matches that lagged out prior to mkxL
> - Marie Rose
>>675519399
>Hehe, muy bien
>Espero que estés listo
>Lo que resulta sér más gracioso que Veinticuatro?
>Veinticinco!
>>675520016
Uni is going pretty well, my classes have been focusing on English the most, and I'd like to think mine isn't that bad, heh.
>Don't worry about me <3
You know It's hard not to
>>675519721
A perfect song for a faggot
>>675519591
True
>>675520016
Well, hopefully you get to feeling better.
Claimed
How's everyones day/evening going?
>>675521266
Good to hear! It gets better as you get into it
>You know it's hard not to
I'm sorry! I don't mean to make you worry...
>>675521514
Thanks, I feel like I'm bringing everyone down
Let's talk about happy shit like cake and ice cream
>I just love this gif
>>675520898
Don't mention it, you adorable fella you.
>Hand-kun loves you too
>Glad you like the picture so much
You up to anything right now, buddy?
>>675521418
Guess I better check it out.
>>675514248
I bet those fucking commies hate milk.
>>675519591
Tier 4, I'm not far from tier 5, but co-op gives little XP even sinking 3 ships per game, and random battles only give enough when you win
>Cruisers
What Tier you play? I assume you've been playing for some time and you are at the very least at tier 6-7
>>675520016
I definitely will try to enjoy my days off
>This is 4 u <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL9qGAQVSGY
>>675519721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU_H6M4tvPw
>>675521266
>Veinticinco
>Jamás entenderé por qué eso me hizo reir
>jajajajajaja
>>675521129
Didn't even check your disconnects. You have a very solid fighter's profile, that 57 win streak is quite impressive. Very solid win ratio as well, good show.
>I want to post mine
>But my stats for SFV are nothing like my SSFIV stats
>>675521740
Who dis?
>>675521789
You're such a qt <3
I'm just listening to music
You?
>>675521947
>This is 4 u <3
You're such a fucking qt!
You guys always know how to make me feel better
>>675522387
Not as much as your are, qt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpkSer8CNsA
>>675522387
>pats
>>675521779
There's a happy snake around my neck.
>>675522586
Not really
>>675522387
>You guys always know how to make me feel better
It's the least we can do!
>>675522309
SNES tan
>>675519721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4WT3_6x00o
>>675521853
>Even if we lose him, he'll die doing what he loves.
>>675520898
>StockingRuri.jpg
You haven't forgot!
>I know you couldn't, you're way too cool, heh!
>>675521947
>Hey, buen trabajo, Emi
>Parece que de verdad ayudó a animar a Stocking
>De hecho, gracias de mi parte!
>>675522932
Thank you Hand-Kun
Really
>>675523454
That sounds awesome
Always wanted a snake
>>675523476
Awh, I can't be upset with you around
>Thanks for being here <3
>>675524066
I would never forget...
You're amazing Ruri!
You're too nice to me, I want to return the favour!
>>675524066
If we lose him I'm burning that country down.
>>675524393
I have two
One's a dick though
i slept way too long kek
>>675523783
Sounds like a cool waifu. Nice
>>675524066
>¡De nada Ruri!
>Me caen bien las waifus góticas ;)
>>675524646
>One's a dick though
I'm childish for laughing at that
>>675524393
No, thank you for being here! It wouldn't be the same without you
>>675524646
What kind of snakes are they?
>Pics or it didn't happen
>>675524393
Don't need to thank me, always willing to listen to you. That's what you get for being such a nice guy.
>>675522586
>pat pat
>>675525070
Hey, better as opposed to it being too short, right?
Up to anything right now, Mugi?
