Waifu claiming thread. Version 4.04
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
claiming
Esdeath niggas
Cutest claimed
>she's also hand-kun approved, you miserable sac of shit
Obligatory claim.
>passed out as soon as I claimed.
>fuck
meme of vlad.
>>675494784
>tfw handbro does not certify Red.
emperor of mankind claimed.
>>675494656
It seems I have some top-tier competition
Cool
>>675494673
Nice try/10
>>675494831
Ruri sigue siendo una qt
Claimed, and lurking.
>>675494792
Speaking of... look at this secy fucking hand. Damn!
How many of you fantasies about this hand feeding your ravioli?
Shit. I know I do
You roody-poos can't touch her.
Daily claim
>>675494121
https://youtu.be/6Zun_zbfhpM
Ayy
I'm gonna try not to pass out today
>claimed
Operator-Chan claimed
Best waifu. all others are smut
well guess will be going to bed kinda sleepy have fun and see ya tomorrow
>fuck raisins
>ƃuıuɐɥ llıʇs
Sup
>>675493975
Hope you have fun! I cant wait for when they come up north to Boston.
>>675494382
He's the best teacher. I love the dude. He has a full viking beard and listens to metal in class. We just chill after classes end and talk and shit.
I wish shit were as easy as they tried to make it sound. I like the thoughts, obviously, but no way in hell would it work as a logical Foreign Policy platform
>Dude... ISIS... We should just totally be like bros and shit
>Gets beheaded
Nice dude! We dont have that week off for the Holy Week sadly. Our school is 50% Jews and the rest Catholics. We had a muslim chick from Georgia here before, but she moved back to the South because it was "more accepting". I kek'd so hard
>>675495246
I see others from /k/ are here too
>>675494792
It's okay Hand-kun. Not feeling well?
>>675494831
Hey Ruri! Happy to see you c:
>>675494792
Hi hand-kun
claiming judy
>>675495389
good night!!
>>675495599
you know it!
>>675495777
Trips confirms.
And that episode of the Simpsons was so touching.
>>675495064
Heyo, Juri. Hope your day has gone well.
>>675495157
Heyo, friendo. Sleep well?
>>675495191
Sleep well? Passed out myself a few minutes ago, barely managed to drag my lazy ass out of bed.
>>675495409
Had your coffee yet, Tats?
>>675495599
Chest pains finally scuttled. Got a huge ass pain in my foot and stomach today though, that wasn't fun. When's my chair gonna break....
Don't worry though, I'm sitting so it hardly matters. Your day going well?
>>675495689
Heyo, Syndra-kun. How's ya day?
These threads go by fast
>claimed
>>675495816
Closest I got to Ruby being an Operator
>She's a huntress so I guess that's close enough
>>675496221
Man, your chest pains finally leave and your foot and stomach are now hurting. Maybe you're cursed or something.
>Maybe the Chair is cursing you
My days been well. Just relaxing and blasting music. You doing anything exciting?
What's everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZonnn1nIs&ab_channel=PhifeVEVO
>>675495042
>Ruri sigue siendo una qt
Pero no es lo suficientemente rápida!
>>675494673
>
>>675495599
>those double dubs
Heyo Ruby!
I'm glad to see you around as well!
>u a qt
>>675496221
Glad to know your chest pain isn't too anymore, hand buddy.
>>675494792
'Sup Handy?
>>675495173
Not sure why that reminded me of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y54ABqSOScQ
>>675496525
You're right, but in reality I've been here for 3 hours.
Time to get out and get buzzed
>>675496221
Barely slept.
I've been trying to find a new anime to watch, and I was up almost all night watching stuff.
How have you been, Handanon?
>>675496544
one can dream, right?
>>675496595
>Ruri a qt
>>675496812
>Tfw you'll probably never date a qt3.14 operator girl who you can kick ass with
>Tfw you'll never be an operator
>Tfw you'll probably be a POG
What's the point of trying
How's everyone's day going?
>mfw clients at work ask silly things of me
>>675497204
you're........you're right.
>>675496221
Nope I did have a shitty alternative in the form of Red Bull. though.
>>675496606
It is kind of similar, although I do believe you have shared this before, right?
https://youtu.be/UQm8qpexnjo
Finally got around to it.
>>675496544
https://youtu.be/PA2fE8YfpQA
>>675496221
Had to run around all day bringing documents from one person to another and cleening my stuff, but it was alright.
Sylvie is back with the pats
What's good fam
How's everyone doing?
>>675495599
>full viking beard and listens to metal in class
That sounds really fucking awesome, damn.
>We just chill after classes end and talk and shit.
Sounds like the chillest teacher ever. I wish I had teachers like that. What does he teach?
>>Dude... ISIS... We should just totally be like bros and shit
>>Gets beheaded
Kek
>she moved back to the South because it was "more accepting"
Too much bacon on sale where you live? kek
>>675496595
Algún día Ruri será lo bastante rápida
>Ignora al impostor, seguramente ya se ha ido
>>675496221
That sucks man. I'm trying not to fall asleep so I can sleep better later.
>>675497533
*pats*
>>675497746
Hello
>>675496544
Chairs sure are assholes.
Glad to hear it, man. Pretty much doing the same right now, can't really complain.
>>675496595
Thanks, Ruri-kun. Up to anything right now, buddy?
>>675496807
Sorry to hear that, man. Had some trouble sleeping myself. Hope you find a good anime to sink into.
Been alright lately, nothing new as of yet. Thanks for asking.
>>675497461
Yeah, Red Bull is sort of pricey. I've just been drinking soda all day so I wouldn't collapse.
Up to anything right now, music I presume?
>>675497494
Sounds busy. Glad you're able to relax at home now though. Just hanging out right now?
>pat pat
>>675497533
>pat
>>675497746
Doing good, hope your day went well.
>>675497914
Ahh, alright. Wish I could do the same but I've been exhausted lately. More power to ya though, hope you get some good sleep when it comes.
Crusader Anon here, how is everyone doing?
>>675496221
Hey there Hand, I hope your day has been going well. No more pains, I hope?
>>675497461
Most likely I have, part of those odd songs I listen to.
To be honest after a few times listening to that I can't stand it for some reason.
It just kind of stopped being death grip-ish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_NLi_WFYg
>>675494309
Good evening
>superior autism claimed
>>675497367
Dont worry Operator-Chan. It's not entirely impossible, right?
>Right?
>>675497461
Not bad, my man.
>>675497533
Dubs confirm you are the pat master
>Pat pat
>>675497746
Sup dude? I'm pretty good so far
>>675497851
He's a kickass teacher. He backpacked Europe, snuck into Cuba via Mexico, and lived in a ghetto in NYC when he worked there cause it was cheap. He teaches History and Economics and I love the class.
>>675498085
That's why I stick with couches or ottomans. You can trust them
>Usually
>>675498117
I'm doing well my man. Deus Vult
>>675495157
...oh. Nevermind, sorry.
>>675497914
Hi Galko!!
>>675498085
Went fucking great for once, I'm in a good mood today
>>675498518
Good to hear!
>>675498518
Thats good to hear.
>>675498085
Yea, desided to try playing a little bit of russian simulator (cs:go), not a fan, but its fun to watch my roommate rage.
>>675498117
>deus vult intensifies
>>675498453
Good evening, how are you doing today?
>>675498518
it's alright, we always have OTHER methods.
>>675498085
The struggle is real.
Times is boring.
>>675498453
Sorry bro, maybe next time.
>>675498518
What's up Rubyanon?
>>675498884
Someone claimed my superior autism incarnate, so I'll be running my back-up - Saya tonight!
>>675499081
See ^ No hard feelings, friend. You have good taste!
Ginko isn't around, huh?
>>675497746
Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
>Claimed
>>675499049
>mixing latin and english
My head. Ugh.
>>675498117
Fine! Praising the Lord and internally Deus Vulting in this Holy Week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m11B9GuDUmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xPh-fXYAc4
>>675498518
Well, I though he had first-hand experience, but it seems he has A LOT of it, especially about History and Economics. Does he usually talk about his experiences in class. Teachers who do that make classes way more interesting, because it isn't just "the books says this and that" every day
>>675498117
Deus Vult, my friend
>>675499081
Hi reinon!!
>>675499251
Hey there, sweetie!
>hugs
>>675498142
Foot hurts pretty bad along with stomach, aside from that I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
Your day going well, buddy?
>>675498518
Smart man, I should do that more often.
>>675498677
Really glad to hear that, anything specific happen?
>>675498884
Kek, that game is certainly something. I wouldn't say it's good, but it's something.
Glad to hear it, hope you got some side benders out of watching your roommate rage.
>>675499081
They really are, glad I can at least talk to y'all though.
>>675499457
Heyo, Cowgirl.
>>675498200
Not a big a fan of the more electronic tracks from their discography as well. I especially like Exmilitary over The Money Store. Hot Head almost sounds like straight up /noise/ though.
https://youtu.be/w9s69kXFkAw
>>675498518
Too bad GG will always be remembered as the guy who literally ate shit on stage. A lot of his songs are good.
https://youtu.be/oyVghOKHOrM
>>675498085
How'd you guess?
>>675498677
How are you?
>>675499457
Hi Milkman
>>675499423
>Does he usually talk about his experiences in class?*
Forgot the interrogation mark, I'm retarded, I can't even English
>>675499457
Bestbro
>>675499251
Hi Teto, how's our favourite nazi qt?
>>675499626
Nah, just in a good mood!
>>675499691
Great! Thanks yourself?
>>675499343
Vos have a quaestio with that?
>>675499423
Thats good to hear, also nice music.
>>675499457
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675499597
>
>>675499457
Top-Moo
>>675499231
Thankfully noone claims syndra
>>675499626
Yea, im not a fan of it either but it has its benefits
>>675499988
>mfw
>>675500136
Well, you do, friend!
>>675499231
Glad to hear, Anon.
You have great taste too.
>>675499597
Hey Anon!
How have you been?
>>675499626
Silver linings.
Technically, nobody can say we have no friends.
I absolutely adore Tatsumaki from OPM. <3
Also, how is everyone doing tonight ?
>>675498934
Sometimes you just gotta use a little enhanced interrogation is all
>>675499081
Not much Reianon. Just chilling. You?
>>675499423
>>675499900
He usually does! Not too often, but nowadays he is. He also teaches a film class (as an excuse to watch movies), and he tells a lot of them there
>>675499423
Hey there Cowgirl!
>>675499626
I moved an ottoman to my desk so whenever I use my PC I had maximum comfort. Just no back support kek
>>675499649
>the guy who literally ate shit on stage
Now that's a story I gotta hear about
>>675499626
It's unfortunate to hear that you have new problems ailing you, I do hope you're okay. My day is going okay, haven't done too much because I usually never have time off from both jobs, and it's hard keeping my mind distracted.
>>675500160
Is aliquid bothering vos?
>>675499649
My exact reaction to it too, just a whole lot of noise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCctLb83e5o
>>675500450
but of course, my hunter friend!
>>675500376
Great! Yourself?
>>675499626
I hope you feel better, hand-kun!
>>675500723
Where is she from?
>>675500550
>>675499950
I'm alright, just had a long day.
>>675500069
>69
My booby brother
>>675500387
Well I have some bad news for you...
>>675499597
Uhuhuhu!
>hug
>>675500387
>
>>675500450
Sounds pretty awesome
Your grades probably are great too in those subjects since classes are so interesting, it's a win-win
>>675499649
Ohhh, I don't know. Just a hunch I guess....
>>675499950
Glad to hear it, buddy.
>pats
>>675500069
How's the milk?
>>675500136
True, though some people enjoy it more than others. It's just a bit too competitive for me is all.
>>675500376
Pretty much.
>I consider you all real friends.
I have a few friends outside of this thread but aside from that I don't really like to talk all that much.
>>675500450
Sacrificing one for the other? Still though, a safe and comfy choice. Smart man.
Wish I could do that.
>>675500471
Eh, don't worry about it. Glad to hear it man, taking a break from training in that game also I see? Glad you got to have some down time from you job, I get that way sometime as well.
>>675500853
Thanks, buddy. Hope the rest of your day goes well.
>pat pat
>>675496606
Not much man, you?
>>675500856
Why are vos looking at ego like that?
>>675500853
who knows!
>>675500944
Boobies.
>>675501136
Good and plentiful.
>>675501051
Was your day good?
>>675501136
I hope it does too, get well soon pal
>>675501337
No clue that's why I was asking
>>675500450
Just another day in paradise.
Reflecting on how broke I am.
>>675500853
Living the dream.
Got few complaints.
What's new with you?
>>675501136
I have literally 1 friend outside this thread.
>Typing it out made me reflect on what my life's become.
>>675501427
Are vos sensum okay?
>>675501635
and i said, who knows!
as in "i don't know!"
>>675500387
I commend you on your good taste.
>>675500553
I mean I like /noise/. Kind of...
Try this and get back to me:
https://youtu.be/1xKdKaAjw-o
Also new Iggy Pop album, it's pretty good.
https://youtu.be/1m8TmlS20ZA
>>675500450
There's no story to be told. The guy was a absolute madman. I urge you to watch this when you have time, it's pretty interesting.
https://youtu.be/NEPRfEFMS5Y
>>675501873
Oh okay!
>>675501751
Nothing much just addicted to the division
>>675501136
Yea, competitive games arent my strong side, but they are fun from time to time.
The bigest reason i play them is the fact that everyone plays it, and its a sin not to.
>>675501121
It is great
Yeah its the one subject I love heh. History, Econ, and Geography are my favorites.
What are yours, Emi?
>>675500434
Doing good my man. Yourself?
>>675500723
>>675500853
She's Operator Chan. She operates operationally
>>675501136
Gotta make sacrifices sometimes right?
Hey, at least you got a chair.
>Just keep a close eye on it
>>675501751
Makes two of us. I havent been called into work nearly as much due to school and my cash is shrinking too fast.
>>675501957
>Dat thumbnail
Definitely gotta watch this now
>>675501192
that's a nice piece you got there!
>>675502215
i don't think she was talking about me!
>>675494309
You again syndrAIDS?
Koneko Claimed
>>675502248
It was made in Rome be the Pope himself in 1096.
>>675502559
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675502215
Ooh okay, thanks Ruby!
>>675502248
I love AKs, they look so much better than a m4 imo
>>675502559
Welcome to the threads! Enjoy your stay!
>>675501635
Thanks man, I appreciate that.
>>675501517
Glad to hear it.
>>675501751
Better than nothing, gotta appreciate the people who can stand ya, right?
>Having a little amount of friends is better than having a large amount in my opinion
>>675502209
Yeah, same. They're pretty fun though, I'll give you that.
Just has this huge TF2 marketing undertone I feel, really kills the vibe for me.
>>675502215
Yup. Chair's aren't horrible, it's really only until they rape your asshole that they're unpleasant.
Up to anything right now, buddy?
>>675502559
Heyo, man.
>>675501635
It was good enough. It's better now, knowing that you've had a good one.
>>675502665
OOOOH, IT LOOK WONDERFUL!
>>675501517
Breasts.
>>675501136
For now, yeah. I'm probably going to jump back on in 30 minutes or so, just to keep my head busy. Yeah, I won't get another day off again for 7 days so it's both a blessing and a curse.
>Consider you all real friends
>Have a few outside the real world
Pretty much this. Most of you anons are pretty nice and relatable, fun to talk with.
>>675502771
>>675502766
ty anon
>>675502766
...........................................
WHAT, THE, FUCK, DID, YOU, JUST, SAY?!?!?!
>>675502437
Its always me, my friend
>>675502771
Yea, skins are the new hats
>>675502974
Anon clam yourself down, it's just a gun.
>>675502999
Nice trips.
Claiming Ahri on the worst day of my life.
>>675494309
i had a waifu for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675502771
No problem!
>>675502784
Aww, you're so sweet
>>675502929
No problem!
>>675502974
You heard me pal, AK > M4
>>675502032
I heard that's really good.
Have fun with it!
>>675502215
I was rolling a cigarette, wondering how I was already broke.
Then I remember all my vices.
So I guess I can't be mad.
Did it to myself.
How's school been going?
>>675502771
Yeah, you're right.
Lot less bullshit to deal with.
>>675503380
I'm sorry to hear you're having a bad day.
What happened?
>>675503232
IT'S NOT JUST A GUN!!
IT'S ART!
>>675502766
>>675503419
>AK > M4
Commie.
>>675503419
YOU DIRTY COMMIE BASTARD! I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN, RIGHT NOW!
>>675503419
Anon stop triggering him
>>675503571
Anon it's just a bloody gun, there is no difference, both are dishonourable to use in battle
>>675503552
Thanks! It's just a shame I don't have anyone to play with, I'm lv 8 and most people I know are like 20
>>675503571
This
>>675503594
Vodka vodka Cyka blyat
>>675503739
1V1 ME MEET ME ON RUST QUICKSCOPE NO SCOPE LAST SHOT TRICKSHOT
>>675503801
Too late
>>675502925
Hope you get some good training in if that's the case. Been having trouble keeping myself busy lately as well. Fucking sucks, feel your pain.
You're pretty nice yourself. Always enjoy talking to y'all.
>>675502929
Don't mention it, friendo.
>>675502999
Trips do not deceive. Agree with you completely.
>>675503380
What happened, man? Wanna talk 'bout it?
>>675503419
What a sweetheart ya are.
>>675503552
Definitely, less drama/horseshit equals good times.
>>675503801
Blunt objects are the best, can smash in their heads in under the cover of their helmets.
Swords are also nice.
>>675503419
Hu~...
>>675501136
Got rid of the ants finally, chilling otherwise.
>>675501957
I don't really care for noise at all.
Hadn't heard of that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9I1W2ILh2w
>>675502766
>>675503419
No problem
>dirty fucking commie doesn't even appreciate good american steel
>Next he'll say that Smith & Wesson isn't a good manufacturer, or that Glocks arent cheap plastic
>>675502771
Not much. Just thinking about what I want to eat tonight. I have enough cash to order, but I also have left overs.
You doing anything fun right now?
>>675502862
Tiddies
>>675502215
Mine?
Biology, Chemistry and Literature. My teachers were a big reason. Especially my biology teacher. Dude was god
>>675503801
GUNS ARE WAY MORE HONORABLE THAN POINTY IRON STICKS!
>>675494309
>not real
>>675503979
LET'S GO! 1V1 ME RED ORCHESTRA 2. COME AT ME BRO!
>>675504019
I'm so glad we're anon waifus
>>675504061
Vodka vodka Cyka blyat (i prefer a good 1911 over a glock)
>>675504220
This
If I don't respond for a bit I'm eating or playing the division just letting you know
Claimed
>>675503979
God damn it.
>>675503989
Finally, someone who agrees with me on this.
>>675504220
But guns are also pointy iron sticks, the thing is that they shoot projectiles.
my waifu is the best
>>675504384
>red Orchestra 2
>Not insurgency
Good shit good shit that's some good shit right there
>>675504518
Fucking Kek'd
>>675504522
My local crusade is doing well
>>675504053
Sorry this is probably the last I'll share for today, I'm feeling kind of under the weather right now.
>I don't really care for noise at all.
I can only imagine why.
https://youtu.be/D_F8L3xZgkg
>>675504522
face it, gramps. guns are faaarrrr superior to swords
>>675504720
>implying red Orchestra 2 isn't better than insurgency
into the trash your opinion goes.
>>675504773
Aw, hope you feel better Tats!
>>675504061
Tiddies!?
>>675504824
>guns
>not cannons
I can respect, but your guns are inferior
>>675504053
Realized I havent said hi to you yet.
Sup?
>>675504097
Nice! I wish I got more into Science. Besides Physics and Ecology, my Science teachers were assholes
>Still pissed over my old Chem teacher
>>675503801
I actually had an argument with a friend if modern day Operators and combat troops should be allowed in Valhalla. We decided it depended on too many factors.
>>675504433
>1911
My negro
>I enjoy some nice Sig firearms every so often. First handguns I fired were S&W and Sig Sauer
>>675504747
Breasticles
>>675504720
That is good to hear.
>>675504824
I'd rather be a Saracen then admit that.
>>675504053
Nice, finally have your house back from that siege. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day, ants are a pain in the ass.
>>675504061
Gotta make use of those leftovers, they're basically god sends in disguise. Always forget to eat my leftovers, regret it every time.
Nah, just hanging out enjoying the mood. Checking out the new Battlefront DLC, looks very small.
>>675504522
Lets me make better use of my hand while it's a bit more masterful while at the same time holds that sense of brutality to it.
>>675504747
Flesh pillows.
>>675505073
then a Saracen you are!
>>675505107
It'll probably be what I'll eat tonight. Tomorrow will be a take out night.
>>675505049
cannons are basically really big guns!
>>675505051
>my Science teachers were assholes
Sorry to hear that, nothing worse than a frustrated science teacher. They half-ass classes and you can't learn shit.
>>Still pissed over my old Chem teacher
What did he do?
>inb4 one day he just lef the class to sell meth
>>675505558
Alright man, sounds like a plan. Hope you enjoy your food.
>pats
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