lets go niggers
do you do butt stuff?
Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong
>>675486062
your sister is way hotter
Please say you have leprosy.
Wanna see my mlp collection?
I am a male feminist
>>675486375
kek'd
So, where is your dick?
>>675486062
tits or gtfo stupid camwhore
>>675486062
make me a sandwhich bitch
so youre gonna pay, right?
i was hoping youd pay
Honestly, AIDS isn't that bad
>>675486062
I love browsing 4chan daily.
can you taste the ruffies
This is my mom, Karen
>>675486062
I'm just gonna be myself
>>675486603
and we have the winner
we should see other people
>>675486062
You look like my bodypillow
>>675486062
Hi I am OP
>inb4
Do you like fucking traps?
I'm a level 100 paladin
hope you like kids cuisine!
i am not racist but
Well, i do enjoy pegging
>>675486062
anal on the first date?
>>675486062
Sex offenders are pretty cool
>>675486062
You have AIDS already, right?
>>675486062
This gonna be worth prison
you are a 0/10 beatiful
(on her fb)
>>675486062
I'm still virgin at 30.
I like your yellow teeth
What's your yu-gi-oh deck like?
Does this smell like chloroform?
This fish smells like you
I only need 2 words
"How much?"
I actually really like you.
Hitler did nothing wrong.... NIGGERFAGGOT
Dont wake up my mom
>>675486062
Do you use 4chan
My mom's gonna love you
so youre under 18, right?
>>675486743
depends on your item level
i fucked my little sister
Rape-State is a great movie.
I can count to potato!
>>675486062
Yeah, I'm really into anime
>>675487151
I can't count to 5
I think I love you
I'm saving myself for marriage
I like the filthyfrank show
This smells like my dick
I have a 2.5 k/d
>>675486062
Would you mind my chlamydia?
Who's your favorite youtube personality?
I like lurking on /b/
>>675486062
I'm voting for Donald Trump
I voted for Hillary Clinton
I am a huge atheist
>>675486062
i rolled trips once
traps aren't gay, you know?
We're eating your dead mother.
I've never had sex before
So how often you have
>>675487450
/thread
So how was school today?.
>>675487324
this
Do you have feminine penis?
I don't have any money.
I support Donald J. Trump
Hello, I am a faggot
>>675486062
let me pop this here
>>675487576
this is my probable
Bananas are technically a berry
3 incher isn't small right?
My cock is < 8.5in
I have a small dick
>>675486062
I want to kill you
>>675486062
>Hey, I am a furry.
Let me feel your fupa.
>>675486062
hey girl, want some fuck?
>>675487233
Ilvl 730 Blood Elf Paladin main reporting in.
Nigger cuck faggot Jew moot
"I have a pony tulpa"
I live with my parents
>>675487865
awesome
I don't really liek mudkips
Can I smell your feet?
>>675486062
Color panties you are wearing?
My name is Chris Poole
Do you taste this good
clopping is an art form
treeking is a fucking genius
your place? my moms home...
And this is my son
>>675487072
That sounds like a sure fire way to get laid, doesn't ruin the date, improves it.
are you wearing any panties?
I am voting for Trump
Where do babies come from?
Want to see my clouds?
>>675486062
can i shit real quick?
>>675487534
Date might be ruined but the rape is still alive and kicking
>>675488123
/thread
>>675486062
I drive a toyota prius.
>>675486062
I think I'm getting diarrhea.
>>675488218
https://youtu.be/2SnByRPbDDM?t=210
>>675486062
You're gonna love ATM
I'm blind. You a nigger?
I post on 4chan regularly
>>675486062
I dislike the feminist party
It's not all that contagious
>>675487635
it will forever bother me that i dont know if he was fat or not. but i know it wouldnt of helped that poor soul
I am a drug addict.
>>675486062
I slept with your sister
I live with my parents.
>>675486062
thats not what your facebook......
>>675486062
Have you heard of micropenis?
I make really big cums.
>>675486743
What's a paladin?
>>675487471
kekd
Time for the ol' lickaroo.
>>675488600
A faggot.
blacks are okay i guess
>>675486375
/thread
>>675488123
kek
I'll pay for this one
>>675487635
winner
Do I need a coat hanger?
Ever squat humped a clown?
you a good house wife?
>>675486062
Let me tell you about my ex.
I know I can't count nigger.
>>675486062
Can I be your cuckold?
>>675486062
Do you know 4chan?
I'm a very nice guy.
>>675488708
That's, a paladin.
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>675486062
I regularly comment on 4chan
>I don't have any friends.
I made up those lyrics.
>>675486062
I live with my mom
>>675486811
DAMN. Beat me to it.
>>675486662
This
>>675486062
Thanks for playing my game
>>675486062
Can my friends fit inside?
>>675486062
I'm bisexual...
Nygga tongue asses
>>675486062
This is going pretty well
My mom drove me here.
"I like My Little Pony"
I have a hairy penis
>>675486062
Here is my fedora collection.
I love watching japanese anime
do u lotion your skin
You don't sweatmuch fora fatgirl
I do not support Trump.
>>675490390
ive said this alot of times. they still stay and i still fuck em non stop
Do you ever stop talking?
>>675486062
What Class do you main?
I work at Burger King
>>675487635
ouch..
how about the ol' lickaroo?
Zoofilia is not a choice
Hi, my name is moot
Where is your little sister?
Fancy a game of rape?
Does this smell like chloroform?
Im a full on rapist
I'm gonna shove my tongue so far into your anus they'll never find it
I'm a social work major.
You must construct additional pylons
It's cool, we're both overweight.
>>675489226
He's married to a hot Filipino woman and has two kids. I think he got more than just a date fam
>>675491704
kek
>>675491697
Every Social Work major I've ever gone on a date with or seen on dating websites have been bat shit crazy.
Want to smell my finger?
Is your friend coming too?
I like to browse 4chan.
OP ain't a (major) faggot.
>>675486062
I want to kill myself.
>>675486062
I have got the AIDS
>after she rings your doorbell to pick you up
>because you don't have a car
Let me grab my fedora...
its only a cold sore
Can humans get cats pregnant?
I don't have any genitals.
Hey mom you wanna fuck
I got banned from /b/
>>675486062
whats up with the ass?
how 'bout tossin' my salad?
>>675486062
hold on my wife's calling
>>675487272
Hello 9gag
>>675492482
This is just too funny, holy fuck...
Sex me like mom does....
I have that dress too!
voting for Hillary this election
:v
>>675486062
so is your sister single?
is your daughter of age?
can i taste your cornhole?
can i abort this one?
>>675493085
Voting to leave the EU
Can I borrow some Lotramin?
Got my associates from DeVry.
When using restroom before her: "warmed it up for you!" That ruins anybodies day, date or not.
Blast me with your piss
I don't have any money.
Zelda looks like a girl
I will stab you cunt!
allah our one true savior
itty bitty boat? habeeb it!
OP your thread is dead
Want to split the bill?
So, how was preschool today?
>>675486463
I thought that was how you got laid by hot gamer girls
>>675495177
it is, but the ratio of hot gamer girls to ugly ones is about the same as the ratio of hot gamer guys to ugly ones so there you go
>>675486062
Bush did nine one one
know the page called 4Chan?
>>675495625
Jet fuel melts steele beams
>>675488660
>dangerously cheesy
>>675486062
I watch my little pony.
how much for a rimjob?
>>675486062
I forgot money and condoms
>>675491888
Checked
Is your daughter into threesomes?
I shower every other week
I can do it in 3 words.
I'm Ethan Bradberry
>>675486062
who's your favorite pony... bitch
>>675496224
fuck off with your youtube cancer.
I think I love you
Do you have a job?
I can do it in one:
Hi
Does this look like herpes?
Hitler didn't do anything wrong
>>675486062
Another settlement needs your help.
"i'll be voting for trump"
Shit! Forgot my herpes cream
>>675496728
>wake me up
>can't wake up
>>675496472
>>675487865
>Blood elf
neckbeard detected
I'm saving myself for wizardry
want to see my pepes?
you smell like my daughters-dick
I don't like chocolate milk
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
will you poop on me?
Do you take credit card?
>>675486062
i have a tiny dick
>>675487341
underage b&
Do you like video games?
>>675486062
This is my first date.
>>675486062
I miss my dead ex
>>675487960
"I live with my ex" is even better
you look like a slut
>>675486062
i main a blood dk
>>675497977
truth.
>>675498234
Maining a blood dk is fucking badass dude
>>675498308
Not really
>>675486062
Wanna see my sword collection?
>>675486062
How much do you weight ?
do you like my fedora?
What do you identify as?
>>675486062
i fucked my dead grandmother (⌐■_■)
>>675498440
i main one
but its not badass
it proves you are a boring faget
>>675499137
You don't even need five words, fuk.
>>675486062
Your mom is a slut.
>>675499419
im also a whiteknight JK in swtor
get fuk'd
>>675486359
My sister is way hotter
>>675486062
my name is ALLAHU ACKBAR
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo
Would you fuck the bunny?
You smell like my mom
>>675490115
>japanese anime
>>675486062
Your sister is so hot
Vote here
http://strawpoll.me/7103924
My curfew is at 8PM
My mom dressed me today
>>675487151
Do you have a 4chan?
Hey why don't you come over and meet my grandma then check out my MLP fanart portfollio downstairs?
Have you always been female?
>>675501969
>5 words
How far are you along?
to watch together
https://youtu.be/8JNyllXJEKY?t=28s
Im not very good at counting
>>675502306
\thread
>>675502387
You
Are
A
Faggot-
Holster
>>675486062
This is a tramp stamp.
have you heard of pegging?
I voted for Bernie Sanders
>>675486184
that wouldn't ruin my date
>>675486557
thats 6 words...
>>675486062
so... did you come alone ?
>>675503107
A lot of sluts are voting for Sanders. If I had a dollar for every time I've lied and said I'm voting for Sanders, I'd have enough money to run my own campaign, Trump style.
I love your double-chin
Hi I use Arch Linux
>>675486062
did you bring a condom
I am voting for Trump
>>675503286 (you)
>I will berry my dick so far in your ass whoever can pull it out will be crowned king faggot
You're everything wrong with humanity
I've never dated a fetus.
you look like my daughter
;)
My dick has erection problems
Do you read the bible?
>>675486062
I'm a very honest person.
my preferred pronoun is xe
>>675504425
What is your favorite passage?
But who was phone?
>>675489226
context?
>>675504564
Mine is the anal canal.
Fist Me Daddy
