You're driving to work and this guy arrests you because he suspects that you're under the influence of illegal dubs
what do
You can't search my car officer
>>675459775
officer, am i being detained?
>>675459775
only singles here, sir.
*tip fedora and drive off*
Just out for a drive on the Fury Road officer, it being such a lovely day and all.
>>675459775
I kill you!!
Just show'em these trips, show him who's boss and move on
>>675460332
I'll let you off with a warning, be more careful next time
>>675459775
officer, i seem to have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants, please do not confiscate it, because i am not the gay
>>675460332
You mean these trips
I had trips once, never dubs officer, here is my License to meme and my Insurance (Covered by rare Pepe)
FUCK THE POLICE
>>675460569
Nah these trips human, bahahaha
>>675460700
Sir, would you like to explain?
>>675460764
>bahahaha
>>>/out/
>>675460700
>>675460733
Step outta the vehicles sirs
fuck you pig
>>675460700
Shit Uh.. this is my friend's Post.. I was just writing it for him..
>>675460733
You! On the ground or the kid gets it!
>>675459775
I have dubs. So what.
>>675460970
HEY OFFICER, HIGH SPEED CHASE, OR NAW
>>675461056
FUCK THE KID
>>675459775
tell him that my trips are perfectly legal
>>675459775
Sorry officer, i am an alcohol
Sir I had a permit for these dubs
I-I just driving to the next plaza to sell my merchandise. The customers are waiting.
>>675459775
Dubs are for plebs
>trip skips away.
Do I smell donuts?
Check it, then suck it officer no dubs here.
NNNGććććććććććććććććććććć
Nothing but pure singles here, officer.
what are dubs, sir?
>>675459775
360 and drive away
No dubs here
I don't have dubs officer; you're wasting your time.
>>675459775
I am a natural person, and I reject your tyrannical behavior. I have a right to carry dubs guaranteed by the constitution.
those aren't dubs mr officer, it's a clock
I'm just a single officer.
Kindly gtfo you slimy cuck
Check my singles fagcop.
Check this quads officer!!!
rollio
shit
No dubs. Just kickin it
No dubs anywhere near me
Check these
>>675459775
I'm clean!
>>675459775
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gonma need a warrant for that
its always nice to see a thread as clean and dubs-free as you guys
Giggapiga wants your dubs
>>675459775
That dude looks like the son of Steve Carell and Barack Obama
helol sir this is not the dubs u r looking 4
that makes sense
ive been dubbing hard all night
Nothing but singles sir
>>675459775
Guilty as charged orrificer
do you even dubs bro
Hey kids, want to buy some illegal dubs?
>>675463223
i'd love to
I dub
>>675463377
You're under arrest, sir.
>>675463377
Hands behind your back
>>675463377
Hands where I can see them, you son of a bitch
say tht again fkin fgt
>>675463377
This yours son
I don't have any dubs, I swear!
Ain't no dubs here
No way, dude.
d u b
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>>675459775
but a dindu muffin
dubs? Of course not! What kind of dangerous criminal would bring dubs to this thread?
What seems to be the officer, problem?
>>675463644
get on the ground
But I've got no dubs... huh
>>675463711
busted
>>675463513
this venerable grandfather is now my inspiration to be the best man i can be.
and to get ripped.
>>675463644
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No dubs here
hey bud. no dubs here
>mfw hes actually here to rape my anus
>mfw I take it all just for shrek
Haha, no dubs here officer.
>>675463537
dub not doobie.
No sir-ee officer OP, no dubs here only dead niggers
tell him to check 'em fggt
Do these count, officer?
>>675463992
fuuuuuuuuckk
Sorry officer these are my friends Idk how they get here.
>>675463908
Alright, then. Keep up the good work, anon
I ain't got shit nigga
You're wasting your time, officer.
Ha, I'm hiding my subs in my ass
Fuck off pig
I have a license for these dubs.
these are medical dubs mr officer
>>675463711
Stop resisting!
>>675460700
>p
>>675460733
>>675463377
>>675463644
>>675463711
Thats it, huh? Alright, i know someone of you fuckwads are hiding in there. Just come out unarmed with your hands up and nobody will have to get up
Hey officer, want to see my cock?
#blacklivesmatter
i aint got no illegal dubs.
Fuck the cops, I do what I want
>>675464700
Absolutely disgusting. You're gonna be in for a long time for this little stunt you're trying to pull
>>675464700
Put. The. Weapon. DOWN
>>675459775
*hands him a couple hundreds, smiles politely*
don't worry about it officer. you have a nice day.
>>675464700
Kek
I've seen nothing of the sort officer
>>675462219
Kindly explain to the officer that dubs can't melt steal beams, 360, and walk away.
>>675464979
You'll never take me alive! I ain't going back!
im never driving under influence of dubs
>>675465060
Look at that, no dubs there. Have a good day friend.
I don't have dubs, I'm just a bird.
>>675465478
Your only making it harder on yourself! SURRENDER NOW OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE!
>>675459775
Well officer, I can't be on dubs.
How can I prove it?
Check these trips
No dubs here sir
Only legal dubs for me faggoty ass barbie cuck
Detain Me. I dare you
>>675466475
No dubs on me. But I am trippin balls.
Checkem officer.
I'm too black, I don't deserve dubs officer
Is it really a crime?
i dont got illegal dubs, just boring legal singles
Looks like /b/ is finally safe again
>>675467765
god bless
>>675467922
This damn board.. right when you think all is well! Your going downtown punk
fuck the police
Laugh at the peasant cop. These aren't dubs at all! :^)
>>675468108
n-no sir it was an honest mistake. please i have three children to feed. you cant do this to me.
I'm only under the influence of these trips officer.
>>675468673
Does it look like I care punk?
>>675459775
call my lawyer
>lawyer says there is no statute on dubs
"officer my lawyer says there is no statue on dubs"
>officer leaves
>>675469530
You didn't specify that your in /b/, dubs are illegal in the board of random. You were thinking of /mlp/
Fuck yo couch bacon
>>675471122
Aw shit double dubs, this guy is a master criminal
scream discrimination
>>675471122
Stay down mother fucker
>>675459775
Whoa man I don't have any dubs on me. I'm on probation man, I can't go back.
>>675471448
Calm down I don't smell any dubs, keep your posts clean and keep up with probation. Have a nice day
dubs ? i don't know that
No hablo ingles seƱor
look everyone needs to clear the fuckin area before you get fucked
>>675459775
Show him my singles
>>675459775
Only singles officer
look everyone needs to get the fuck out of here now
>>675472488
o shit I have dubs im corrupt
>>675459775
I'll just turn 360 degrees and drive away
>>675472488
My dog can smell a dirty cop a mile away!
>>675472988
Shiee
I'm clearrrr
holy shit 2 cops with 88 dubs what luck
