Kill yourself!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Kill yourself!
>>675442443
sleep tight, pupper
It's sad because I really love dogs but I guess in the end it really doesn't matter.
bump
Hope this rekt thread doesn't turn gore, like they always seem to.
>>675443097
story?
>>675443033
I tried so hard and got so far
>>675443182
Yeah, I don't mind gore but my favorite most entertaining rekt gifs/webms are the ones with fights or just dying in weird ways, like this one.
>>675442443
I wanted to see it suffocate
>>675443248
Thanks for making me laugh, anon.
>>675443301
Im sorry but everytime I see this I feel nothing upon witnessing his fall. This person didnt do a thing to ensure ot even attempt safety. A daredevil no more. RIP poochy shit
>>675442443
Kill all damn snacks!
>>675443454
Story?
>>675443460
>MFW
Top Kek
when u homeboy got weed but already started blazing it
>>675443460
>>675443584
Some guy getting texts from someone claiming he had his girlfriends nudes. I'll post the ones I can find. Could be fake, who knows.
>>675443502
Yeah I feel ya. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>675443609
Kekked hard
>>675443230
some nationalists having a rally, and some shithead steels one of the swedish flags from them
>>675443301
He should have tried spinning mid-air to see if it had the same effect as that basketball-down-the-dam webm.
>>675444092
how the fuck is this a rapist? he was just pissed imho. no rape to be seen there
>>675444092
>when you browse too much tumblr
>>675443460
well played anon
>>675443866
>'...go fuck yourself'
>already fucking his girlfriends self
>>675442533
That dumb ass didn't even have his thumbs around the fucking bar!!!
>>675443454
wow
>>675443301
This guy didn't die dumbass. It was an act - they're base jumpers.
>>675444736
Brilliant ..
>>675444092
are you fucking kidding me?? the bitch went full tard rage and no one bats an eye, as soo as he sticks up for himself hes literally arrested in less than 5 seconds, fuck this gay earth.
>>675444092
Does anyone have the backstory to this? is she affected by nerve gas?
>>675444092
leggings turn me on
>>675445473
very deff Nerve gases
>>675445718
u joking lmao bitch is high on something, look at the gurning
>>675446042
Fuck you asshole cancer b/tard
its Nerves Gas
>>675442443
Did it survive, is it fake? I've seen some pretty messed up things on the internet and dealt with dead bodies on a regular basis and this shocked me.
>>675445351
I get triggered real bad from this shit. I had a the same thing happen with my ex, we were outside arguing, she started pushing and shoving me, she was about to throw a punch, so I pushed her over, some whiteknight fags saw and i got done for assaulting a female
>>675446173
You are the definition of autism
>>675443097
>nazis
>>675446274
ye watching to food chain at work shocked you, its only a fucking puppy
>>675444620
Hahaha fukken saved
>>675444736
Source?
>>675446547
>so edgy
puppies are innocent and sweet. this is cruel and horrible.
>>675446442
Triggered
>>675442443
I've seen all of the fucked up shit but this is just pathetic. OP faggot as always.
>>675446547
it's probably more the fact it is unnecessary, snakes wouldn't eat puppies in the wild, except for possibly a coyote pup on a rare occurrence. this guy is obviously just a sadistic asshole
>>675446373
im speechless.... this is unacceptable. Well hopefully some anons can learn from your experience and walk away from a fight with a bitch, it shows your the bigger man anyways I guess, like what else can we do? The moment you lay a finder on her your arrested for assault.
>>675446609
you know it's fake right?
>>675446754
and?
>>675446373
redbeardneckkked asswipe
>>675446754
Yeah it made me kek loud enough to wake the baby tho
>>675442872
did he just turn into that stretchy motherfucker from fantastic four to lighten his fall?
> food chain
Lmao, skipped all of the biology classes, did we?
>>675446692
Lol troll
>>675446815
poor kittens *Crys*
>>675446627
most things that get eaten by other animals are sweet cuddly and innocent, just because its on camera makes it different, and anyway this is probably the entirety to what it suffered someone probably jumped in or i'd have the full clip
>>675446274
Pertty sure not faked and it's kill.
>>675446274
Why? Dogs are nothing but glorified vermin. You feeling more sorry for them than humans show how distant you are from actual people. Go out more, fam!
>>675446874
>Lol troll
New faggot cunt alerts
Mods Mods Mods
>>675442533
>suicide grip
literally asking for it
dumb noob
>>675447006
Gay
>>675443454
ROFL.. Nice telephone number.
>>675442443
thought this was gonna be one where we get trolled by nothing happening, but then BOOM YO
>>675443454
Thats a bro! Hey you shouldnt let your gf drink vodka again.
Why?
Because she is a whore.
Here is proof to save you months kf heart ache and to save you from people thinking you did her wrong.
>>675446990
Keep telling yourself that. That pup boiled in that snakes stomach acid haha lol
>>675443455
x2 points for the airtime
>>675446815
This is just totally awesome, I fucking hate dogs, and to be honest, seeing those little fuckers being taught to swim is the best thing I have seen all week.
Can't stop replaying.
I would marry that girl!
>>675444707
Incase any of you were wondering this dumbass that was lifting was doing what is referred to as a suicide chest press. very fitting name.
>>675446692
pretty much. the fact that she played victim just made me wish i actually did "assault" her. I would've at least got some satisfaction out of it. my sentence wouldn't have been any different either
>>675446874
fk off newfag
>>675442443
Sitting for prolonged periods can lead to spinal injury. Why not stand up for a stretch? Thank you for posting this thread. I'm glad you're not rekt yet.
>>675443301
I wanna kno the story.
>>675447196
how have you not seen this before..it was huge
>>675446544
yes they were
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_of_the_Swedes
>>675447006
WHAT THE FUCK
>>675444532
Calm down, anon. The file name is bait.
>>675447196
i hate dogs too
>cats master race
however this is cruel and unnecessary, i do not understand those who take joy from hurting the innocent
>>675446815
what the fuck, mang
>>675447360
Feck off.
>>675446674
i know, and i dont try to be edgy, its just i hate people like that, "ill watch anything but dont hurt a dog/cat", i have a friend who when she sees a accident hopes its a human and not a animal, because she couldnt cope with it being a animal, it annoys me
>>675447006
MODS
>>675447196
I think it was dogs and cats dude but anyway fuck dogs from AUS got my neighbours one..... neighbour still thinks it ran away KEK that's what you get for barking all night for 7 years
>>675444092
When all men are pigs
>>675447006
nasty motherfucker
>>675447006
he posted this
faggot
>>675447155
i dont care, i'd like that video, i eat meat and have no problems knowing where its from, infact if need be i'd eat that puppy myself, i just see pets as apocalyptic food anyway
>>675446754
Its how to basic, a youtuber
>>675447685
you are the faggot
>>675444736
I could watch this forever, it's so satisfying watching this transvestite fuck getting smacked.
>>675447549
hahahahahhahaha
>>675447610
kek
>>675447044
>>675447227
Lol I've been here longer than you. And how is this guy not trolling? Who buys into that "be da bigger mane" shit? If a women hits you, hit her back- that is equality at its truest form. Just don't get caught. I hope I didn't trigger you!
>>675447722
>447722
>Triple dubs
reversed
>>675447777
the amount of truth in this post is judged by dem digits
>>675447777
stay buttmad lolz
>>675442939
Absolute fucking kek.
>>675447549
clever clever man, its in reverse.
>>675443454
That's harsh, buddy. At least the other guy is a good gal.
>>675447549
too obviously backwards.
>>675447922
I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.
>>675447922
I dont know why people try this, it never works. Water isnt hard.
>>675447483
Think it comes down to seeing death by accident, opposed to death by a comoletely unfair fight. Honestly, seeing a pitbull combat a python sounds badass, gettin choked out but then catching a lucky break when the neck comes around and piercing that fuckers brain? This is why seeing heavy weight champs beat babies isnt a thing on national tv
>>675447957
From a high enough altitude, hitting the water will be just like hitting concrete.
>>675447798
agreed teacher is a trannie going to laminate cp then put it on the board before class msg me fuck wrote this wrong I already did it msg me for details
>>675448059
yeah, because the water MUST know to harden up when you jump from high places, retard
>>675448059
but he got into the water. you cant jump into concrete
you: BTFO you dumb idiot
>>675448120
Look it up, faggot.
>>675448059
>>675447957
Old copypasta is old. Kill Yourself.
>>675444620
nigga thas howtobasic
>>675447831
crap I meant >>675447549
>>675448194
I dont have to look it up, i can see the water splash.
>>675447897
are you dumb?
The the poles touched a power cable
>>675447722
this kid is most likely retarded.. what did he expect to happen?
>>675446692
Pussy cuck beta
>>675448194
Either way, the shown image was not from said high enough altitude, you faggots
>>675448055
>This is why seeing heavy weight champs beat babies isnt a thing on national tv
so you didnt watch the McGregor fight then
I was giggling as I went through this thread
is all home for me lost? does no humanity remain within me?
>>675448120
Hope you are trolling :D if not, i'm sorry for you.
>>675448360
>home
ahh fuck
>>675442443
Not puppies man , they are sacred how can you do that to mans best friend
>>675448294
Are you American? Only Americans can be this stupid
>>675448337
gosh, those people are stupid, you have to be higher to hit the bottom
>>675448120
>>675448185
Have you morons ever done a belly flop?
Did you ever wonder why it hurts like smacking into the ground?
Imagine doing that from a hundred plus feet up.
>>675447897
This one guy was literally retarded, he would be still alive
>>675448279
At least the guy in the back had an airbag
>>675447957
>>675448004
>what is water tension
At a good height, it may as well be like hitting concrete.
anyone got any biker rekt hate those fags their Harley gayvitson hurts my ears
>>675448303
Hello new friend
>>675448500
have you ever done a belly flop onto concrete you dumb shit
>>675448424
please stop arguing with this fool. you wont get anywhere
>>675448059
first off, good job falling for trolls
the golden gate bridge is a high enough distance where the body attains free fall. 9.8 mph*220 feet is more than enough force to at least paralyze a person while they drown, severely injure, or kill people if jumped correctly
>>675442443
aaw, my heart...
i will always prefer to see rekt stuff about people, that puppy was sooo cute...
>>675446815
/b/ actually found her and she and her bf went to Bulgarian prison.
>>675446815
I think i just died a little inside
>>675448558
What the fuck dude, that's just too much
>>675448500
what kind of faggot cant dive the right way?
>>675446674
There are no puppies in the wild you idiot
>>675448558
Holy shit... how can someone abuse a German Shepard...
>>675448417
fuck puppies normiefag
>>675448350
>> haha current events
Somehow i feel like my point wasnt made.
I want to see fair fights, not fucking losers who have pet snakes and take their aggressions of life out on tiny critters that are not really the set designated feed, for the pure purpose of being edgy. Get 2 full grown rotts and let the fucking mayhem begin pussies.
>>675448699
>she and her bf went to Bulgarian prison
Nope. She was arrested and released. Wasn't even charged with a crime due to her age.
someone post that webm of that kid who suicides with the weapon that his father gave him
>>675447897
This isn't nerve gas you fag, they were electrocuted
>>675448617
Newfag detected
>>675448634
your the faggot that thinks water is hard. I could understand if it was frozen but its not.
>>675448738
Are you retarded? That isn't the point.
>>675444092
this is whats wrong with this world right now. The woman attacks him, he defends himself.. and gets taken down by 3 policemen while she is being helped. fuck this world
>>675448747
Nigga you dumb of course there are dogs in the wild
>>675442443
If I find the fucker I will kill him and his snake..
>>675447309
Well there is such things as newfags that havent seen this.
Like these people:
>>675447424
>>675448701
>>675448641
oh look, hes a mathematician and a fucking doctor
>>675447777
Checked those trips desu~
>>675448774
i got ya, just wanted to have a dig at McGregor when i saw a opportunity
>>675448808
>>675447831
I long for this to happen each time I see one of those niggots wheeling down the street.
>>675448751
Jesus man, careful with that edge! You just almost took off someone's head with it!
>>675444092
After years of abuse, she finally found the cunt that harass her daily on twitter.
Sexist/Misogynist busted.
>>675448859
>he defends himself
>Ignores that the bully male actually chases her, punches her multiple times and throws her to the ground
>Self defence
lolnope
>>675448862
i didn't even bother replying to the autism
>>675448442
>>gee i have no other argument then to find error in his jargon
You know what i meant and you lose,quit trying to prove your point kid, it's as dead as your dreams.
>>675447831
Why did somebody try to spell rape on the road?
>>675448851
i have my anti troll spray with, you can't get near me
>>675448893
So, did the cop get charged with murder? Dude didn't look to have anything in his hands
>>675448851
Enough with the shitty copypasta. It wasn't even funny the first time it was used. Try this
>>675448820
>be more subtle
>>675443866
Post them all. Just search the number on fb and you can find the girl's fb profile. This is real, and I need to see more.
>>675448893
gun gun go kaboomies?
>>675448859
That's what I'm saying brother. There is seriously beta chicks in this thread defending her and saying he should have been the bigger man. Yeah right! I am defending myself in this world.
>>675449078
Nope. He's still a cop.
>>675448641
or you could take a more sure method of jumping off a building into concrete
>>675448853
>>675447900
NOO SHIT are you sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675448928
basic physics and anatomy, friendo.
guess you haven't learned it in high school yet huh kid
>>675448998
she attacked him, hit him, kicked him. He then defended himself. Nothing wrong with that.
Yes, he shouldnt have chased her but still:
Hes the pig while she is the "victim"
"men privilege" my ass
>>675449136
yea, thats retarded. If you hit me, I hit back. I dont care if youre male, female, whatever.
You want equality? You get it.
>>675448998
At that point it's less self defense than retaliation. But fuck it. Bitch had it coming. The part that enrages me is that no one gave a fuck when she was attacking him, but were instantly on him the second he attacked her.
>>675448862
Dogs in the wild...why would....who let the dogs out?
>>675448951
Takes one to know one
>>675443609
can anyone explain to me how this happens? like, sure he's moving along with the train, but when he jumps out, he's no longer moving with the train. shouldn't he just land normally? would he need a bigger jump to cancel out the momentum? it kind of seems like the train isn't moving, nor him, just the fucking world itself. kind of like RPG games where you're locked into the middle of the screen, it looks like you're moving forwards, but it's actually just the game/world moving beneath your feet & you're controlling it/the camera
>>675448853
water is soft, ice is hard, what the fuck is the matter with you, did you eat paint chips?
>>675448871
no you wont because you are a beta faggot internet tough guy
>>675447957
it works better if you're high enough. may as well be concrete past a certain height and if that doesn't finish you the drowning will.
>>675449285
ARF ARF ARF ARF
>>675449294
physics. You keep your momentum the train gave you even if you jump out.
>>675449170
jumping off the ggb is extremely effective.
if you aren't killed by the force of hitting the water you're paralysed by the cold and drown quickly.
people hit the water so hard as to dismember themselves upon impact.
>>675449294
Can't tell if you're high or just stupid
>>675448871
Moralfag get out
>>675448808
Come on newfag....
>>675449120
Thats crazy
Man it's really important To have fun in life
>>675442443
Way to cut it short.
>>675449294
imagine same thing without walls or roof
>>675449289
I been here since 2010
>>675449036
#status:unrustled
calm down newfag, you dont exercise enough to be this excited
>>675443866
Fb search. her Name is skyler
>>675449469
That's still new newfag
>>675444736
Should I feel satisfied because a transvestite degenerate is being stomped, or should I feel angry because a nigger is attacking a white man?
>>675448268
wall rape!
>>675448268
Guess he just did it..
>>675449219
perhaps if you left your keyboard once or twice you would understand that water is soft, just stick your hand in it
>>675442443
Not sure why, but I like this
>>675442981
That horse had great hangtime. Kek'd for like 15 seconds straight.
>>675449219
Apparently neither have you.
9.8mph*220 feet?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Gravity is 9.82m/s/s not mph.
Also, why the fuck would you multiply it with the distance?
It's the time spent falling that you need to multiply it with.
>>675448558
Fucking lol
>>675442443
bastard
>>675443609
That's not even impossible, you just have to face the right way. Fucking dummy.
>>675449469
New fag
>>675449604
>every transperson is bad
Way to go anon
>>675449354
if water was hard when it moved fast, they would build airplanes out of it
>"amoral" people having morals against moral people
>>675449431
Here's one even a pussy newfag like you can do.
>>675449604
He betrayed his race
He earned it
>>675442443
is there a longer one?
>>675449078
He's currently charged with a lame manslaughter charge. That looks to me like murder 2.
>>675449714
>>675449151
He's not a cop shithead.
http://www.krcrtv.com/news/local/feaster-charged-in-deadly-officerinvolved-shooting/37919922
>>675447777
Quads don't lie
i feel like ive just walked into a troll convention
>>675442443
>>675447957
Obvious troll is obvious
>>675448945
>trips
>obviously quads
>>675449503
Isn't a bit early for you to be on /b/? The bus is coming.
>>675444092
Demonic possession in action. Proof that feminists worship satan.
>>675449743
(-_-)
>>675449742
>"quoting" inside greentext
You sicken me.
>>675449580
>>675449711
Typical Newfag responses
>Kill yourselves and film it so we can watch
>>675449667
Moron
>>675449814
well, only retards act that way. Usually trans people just try to fit in instead of being idiotic faggots
>>675447685
why
>>675449743
Nitrogen gives you a warm, euphoric feeling before it kills you... Might well go happy.
bump
>>675449937
>newfag
>came in 2005
kys
>>675449469
>Look at me i'm so experienced on 4chin am i an oldfag now or what
>>675449838
first time on a chan huh? be sure to read the FAQ and STOP FUCKING POSTING until you LURKMOAR you horrible person.
>>675449927
>(-_-)
kys
>>675449667
sorry, fucked up. mixed up meters cause amerifag. too early in the morning for my dumb ass
>>675449856
the problem with being a fool is that you make so much noise you cant hear the truth
>>675449927
Still here. Nothing a newfag like you can do about it
>>675448335
Fucking retard, go hit a woman, see what happens next, nothing pisses off bitches more in this earth than being ignored. Just walk away like they aren't even worth your time and they'll fucking hate it
>>675449841
I dont think you understand what trolling means.
>>675449841
Wow... Fucking kids these days
>>675445351
You don't actually have the right to pursue and assault someone because they slapped you, if they seem to have moved off and ended the assault, all you can legally do is try to get them arrested.
Sucks, I think you should be able to shoot them, but the law is what it is. If you do more than defend yourself, you're fighting, equally guilty, and then they only look at disparity of force.
>>675449636
do me a favor. grab a pressure washer. turn it on slightly and point it at your face.
not so hard, yes.
turn it on all the way and point it straight at your eye.
still soft?
>>675444374
So... Its not always the niggers.
>>675450051
Prove it
>>675447900
THX FOR BEING BORN SHERLOCK
>>675449469
New fag detected
I've been here since 2007
>>675448268
/b/ remembers.
>>675449815
>Dem anger issues
Also Feaster
>kekked.
>>675450166
Yeah why don't you steal more batman quotes... Newfangled troll
>>675444092
The bitch belongs in the psych ward, but it doesn't mean that she should be knocked out. The guy is a moron for taking offence to mental illness. She just needs to be sedated and removed from society.
>>675443454
Phone number saved
>>675449294
The world is moving. It is rocketing through space, and yet you're sitting calmly at your computer as though it were standing still.
>>675450217
I use one on my driveway and the concrete is still there, water is def softer that concrete. Bitch.
>>675450166
I remember the first time i read a book, it wasn't as condescending. Chill your grill, stop to smell the roses, jackoff and tell everyone on 4chan you have a girlfriend, then move on.
>>675442443
This is gold, full video anyone?
>>675450343
it was Aristotle you faggot, not batman
>>675443117
rename it to 88mph.gif
>>675450217
Why the fuck are you still replying?
Lurk more
>>675442939
>>675450298
Newfag I've been here since 2006
>>675450403
so try it on your eye dumbass
your body isn't made of concrete
>>675450538
you can't stop me, pussyfart
>>675450414
this is what happens when you let reddit faggots on 4chan
>>675450298
Sure you have champ. Stay in school
>>675447957
You sir are an idiot
>>675450492
No, you are thinking of Plato.
>>675450565
no its made of water, and my water would be just as hard as that water. just stop while you have some shred of dignity left.
>>675450691
You sir are a newfag
>>675444532
>When you're autistic as fuck and don't get the joke
>>675448004
Water is like concrete... That's why you see high divers jumping into water that is "broken" otherwise they would break their necks
>>675448096
>filename
>>675447957
>>675444092
This is quite entertaining to watch
>>675444092
Top kek
That bitch first did some Exorcist shit then put that guy in a chokehold
>>675450234
Yea but it's Russian/Slavic. They're the whiteman's Nigger.
>>675450777
could be, but either guy is smarter than the faggot that thinks water is hard
>>675446815
They obviosuly don't want to take care of them and letting the dogs starve to death or spending a fortune on expensive euthanaisa is even dumber. Fuck 'em!
>>675446815
It's funny because she throws like a girl.
>>675450972
so much for that implant.
>>675448096
That file name
>>675450845
>break your neck
>not break the tiny bones in hands or feet
You are one dumb bastard.
>>675443866
Got anymore anon?
>>675450801
This is so wrong, yet so satisfying to watch over and over again.
>>675450624
Sorry to tell you, but graduating from reddit isn't a thing, quit pretending like you didnt frequent that shit and man up. We've all been there....well not all of us and certainly not me, but you're not alone
>>675447722
If children are our future, then we're all fucked.
>>675444736
When i say
"the shit i'd do to that trap"
>>675447685
This is stupid.
>>675451145
just because you think its okay to suck dicks doesn't mean everyone else sucks dicks. Your degeneracy isn't welcome here.
>>675451145
"We've all been there" speak for yourself faggot
>>675448862
Agreed! Dogs roam all over this world. In the US they roam through cities. In 3rd and 4th world countries they roam the wastelands. Wild mother fuckers
>>675450963
For all the times it was drilled into our heads as kids to stop drop and roll when you're on fire, I've never once seen someone actually try it. I wonder if it works.
>>675448699
mfw i'm bulgarian
>>675450113
You just crashed the probe professor Chad
>>675451314
I fucking nailed that one. You can tell by the diplomatic way he defends himself.
>>675448893
The shithead deserved it, you're supposed to stay in your car when an officer arrives. This man was obviously recklessly driving and was putting the police officer in serious danger when he got out of his vehicle without his arms up to approach the cop. The officer is not at fault here.
>>675450281
towercat
>>675451314
The lack of green text shows you are new
>>675451420
I'm not even the original anon you were taking too, suck a dick you fucking reddit cocksucker
>>675451295
Dude, we talked about this, you need to quit having these fantasies about me.
>>675448558
Nice fake dog.
