NZ/New Zealand thread.
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NZ/New Zealand thread.
Hello, boys!
evening y'all.
boom, fellas
>>675416167
Time for TANKS?
>>675416274
YE BOI
>>675415720
caught this cunt earlier today.
>>675416399
can't argue with trips. Then again always time for TANKS
>>675416672
You have beautiful hands, m'lady.
>>675416735
lordy, love me a Bob Semple
>>675416672
manlet fish.
did you end up getting bait or just using cockles?
TANKS.
>>675416735
thought it was trips, fuck my eyes deceived me.
>>675416856
It would have been effective as fuck..
German bro's would have fell over laughing.
>>675416912
sigh, if only it was trips
>>675417086
truth
Dunners reporting, bruh
>>675416912
I just smashed some cockel cunts and managed to catch a fish off that, then based that cunts dome in and used fresh fish for bait.
Another one.
>>675417183
not sure if asian in pick of squinting cause confused as fuck.
>>675415720
dunedin reporting
>>675417282
sup bruh
>>675417282
rip a skid cunt
>>675417305
getting bait to catch bait to catch bigger bait. Evolution of life really. lol
>>675417319
probably not, i don't think any asians got their hands on shermans, let alone experimented with them like that
>>675417455
Hey mayn
>>675417551
Hahah, where'd that come from?
>>675417495
sauce?
>>675417558
good point,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regl4vTld5E
threads boring
>whats your favourite thing to order from the fish and chip shoppie
mines crab/seafood sticks
>>675417682
made that shit cause sick cunt.
>>675417880
i've never liked anime but i should really give that a looksee
>>675416167
>>675416274
>>675416399
>>675416856
>>675416912
>>675417086
>>675417183
>>675417319
>>675417558
>>675417880
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT TANKS FAGS ARE CANCER
>>675417997
Local shop does me a burger. Steak, Bacon and Cheese. good burger. good shop.
>>675417997
hot dogs and tater patties
>>675418027
YOUR FACE IS CANCER
Why are IDs even gone?
vishpnhc.bandcamp.com fuck you get fucked commit to fucking treason burn the beehive hang john key
I wrote a song for the Trump threads over on /pol/ but I don't think they liked it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXvNFccrSn
>>675418135
My local does shit burger, I need to try velvet burger at the octagon and see if they do a good one.
>>675418162
>tater patties
mah nigga
and yeah love a good hotdog
hot dog>fish
>>675418027
how about you fuck off, you heretic filth.
Epsom reporting
>>675418364
Eh, I need to try Velvet, I've got a voucher for there, never been
>>675418364
tater patties are the shit, fish n chip shop fish are shit
>>675418321
FOR YOU!
>>675418021
its not bad if you over look some of the hurddurr shit.
Just accept it as another anime of cute girls doing cute things.
>>675418487
>voucher
give it to me
and I need to make a reversation for Nova next Sunday. Someone mentioned it a couple threads back and I checked the menu, looks dope af.
i'll look into it
what's the name of the anime?
This is the one that became bait.
>>675418830
damnit, meant for >>675418609
When did NZ threads become so shit and boring?
>>675418848
Doesn't look that young?
>>675418936
when your mum closed up her whore shop
>>675418875
Girls und Panzer or what ever
>>675418936
Sometime late last year
>>675418609
Shit, fam
>>675418641
Psh, I'm mad keen to try their burgers, just never got around to it
Yeah Nova seems alright, but once again, never been there
>>675416399
>>675419058
thanks anon
>>675418936
since tanks fags started shit posting
>>675419127
>just never got around to it
I never get around to doing anything. there's at least six places i wanna check out but never "get around to it"
>>675419166
so kawaii
>>675418939
what doth mean?
>>675419184
you love it anon <3
>>675419166
cute tank is cute.
>>675419184
Everyone wants a shot at that nz thread fame.
>>675419323
Bait.
Get it.
>>675418936
>when idbro left
>when delivery girl stopped posting nudes requests
>when gaynazi barely posts anymore
>when depressed german girl fucked off back to her home country
>>675419783
it actually got a lot better after IDfag left
SUP MANUSES!
It's been a long time, and I only return out of desperation.
Pray tell, who is the fine blonde on the right?
Shot b
No faggot.
Don't fucking reply to this shit.
Only fucking newfags reply to this shit.
What is filename?
What is blank posts?
What is dead meme?
This mother fucker has gone full lurk mode.
He has the ultimate fucking endurance not to come back.
He is our lord and saviour.
He is like fucking jesus.
He came. He bled. He saved.
He is gone forever.
Respect that nigga.
Fucking prayer for him.
>>675415720
woop woop!
>>675419182
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sup nigs. welly reportin in. need to go get smokes and a feed what ya'll upto
>>675419251
That's how we do, apparently
>>675419783
>when gaynazi barely posts anymore
Nah that cunts a fucking cunt. Fuck him.
>>675418936
Since goofbro left
>Hey, I'm just a Wolverine
>Honest, so where is command HQ
>My accent, I'm from the far east honest.
>>675420150
do you just have an app or something that does this for you?
>>675420080
this meme is shit. stop trying so hard
>>675419853
>>675420080
What's this about?
On the bus with a burrito shit at the precipice of my anus. I don't know if I can make it boys!
Also central Auckland reporting
>>675415720
Howdy.
What kind of porn should I shitpost tonight?
>>675420519
Why does eating certain foods mean you gotta shit?
Your genetics a shit.
>>675420080
You're only supposed to post this when someone's trying to impersonate him.
>>675420652
It doesn't mean I gotta shit db it's what my shit currently consists of. Pure burrito.
>>675420519
Release the Cracken
>>675420430
I have GIMP
>>675420609
oh you postin moar fatties? aww yiss
>>675420789
what even is burrito.
>>675420805
I can't risk it
hello fellow nzs,
so i was wondering, my girlfriend and i want to get out of the shithole that is germany/europe in the near future. we would of course visit your country before we made such a decision, but how is life in nz.especially auckland/wellington? we both a very highly educated, so dont be afraid, we are no scum. girlfriend has a lot of money, so you would just benefit from us.
greetings maybe your neighbour someday.
>>675419959
IDbro here. Is it better because I stopped bullying your ugly ass? Fucking lol. Cry more faggot.
Dunners reporting.
Was sorting some old shit today, found this in and old school book.
Young me had his shit together. Or was really dumb, either or.
>>675417282
Hey mate, how's it going?
>>675417551
Sick cunt.
>>675418012
Sicker cunt(s).
pls rate my mom
>>675421000
Are you open to getting cucked by a New Zealand bull?
>>675421012
nah mate just less chinky faggots around. much better now without that little cuck :)
>>675420936
Rice, beans, salsa, meat, jalapeños, corn and lettuce wrapped in a tortilla.
>>675421000
welly is the best. auckland can suck it.
south islands pretty but nobody lives there
>>675421029
2: drink beer
sick cunts all of them.
fucking make webm.
go to post webm.
Audio streams are not allowed.
Bitch what?
>>675421012
whats up with the guy in the pic?
whys his eyes and mouth look all kinds of deformed?
>>675421029
I think i threw out all my depressing teen angst poetry.
>>675421000
Wie gehts. Auckland is the same as any city, but smaller. Nothing special. It's expensive to live here.
>>675421012
Kek is that m8? Is he still hating on idbro?
>>675421204
I'll get wild off two beers tonight then.
Certified top fullas. Not so many top fullas in the sport these days.
>>675421272
So did I until I found that.
>>675421473
It's pure unadulterated faggotry. He'll realise hot queer he's being one day...
One day...
>>675421160
you have to trust people with hepburn images saved on their harddrive, i guess.
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>>675421919
I have a hard drive full of Hepburn movies does that count?
damn converter butchered muh quality.
>>675415720
Not a complete fuck up
Wow
>>675422156
you are the classiest pirate i have ever heard of.
>>675421919
Audrey don't lie
I'm moving back to Welly soon myself. It's a great wee city. good beer, good food and some good people
>>675421029
Hey man
I'm good, was hella tired earlier! You?
Shit, pic related is a bit deep, reckon?
yep, no one cares about hamilton anymore
i could disappear and never post again and no one would even notice
>>675422490
what do you mean wee city?
what do you mean good beer?
>>675420936
>>675421152
Latin American Spanish, diminutive of Spanish burro, literally ‘donkey’ (see burro).
it's mince & vegetables wrapped in a donkey's dewlap.
>>675422637
Welly is small as cities go. Live in Tokyo a while then tell me it's big.
The beer is good as long as you don't drink tui, or export.
>>675422613
I was asleep earlier!
Eh, maybe. I dunno.
>>675422615
perhaps its because youre a faggot
>>675422734
>>675422821
>>675422914
>>675422995
Fuck off you cunts. Don't post anything if you have nothing to contribute. Simple as that. Just forget about establishing any sort of fame in these threads.
>>675423141
how about.
No.
>>675423141
Don't you know.. everyone's out to be the next IDbro
>>675423141
yeah... i mean hell. you are no WOOP WOOP guy
>>675423141
but, i am contributing something
>>675419988
plz respond
>>675423350
They should atleast post some interesting shit then.
>>675421903
moar
>>675423031
Dudes German, don't tell him about good beer
Yo, Turk fag here.
WTF were you doing in Galipoli at 1915 or why were u in ww1 at all?
. Just want to learn the facts not a bait post or anything.
>>675423128
I wish I was!
Is a bit, I reckon
>>675423613
true. German beer is fantastic.
ok the beer is good but it's not German beer good. It's not even Czech beer good.
but it's not american beer bad
>Christchurch
Here as always
>>675419988
>check'd for dubdubs
Alas I can't help with the name!
>>675423718
Being lead by fucking retards
Who used same retarded tactics in the next war.
>>675423730
Long day at course?
Yeah, I get what you're saying, but it didn't really get to me, y'know?
>>675423718
what were we doing? getting killed mostly!
why? retarded English generals and the godamn British Empire
>>675423830
Yup. It's better than British, Yank and Australian beer. Best in this hemisphere for sure.
>>675423966
I'm a south islander atm so I drink a heap of Emersons and Scotts.
wish I had some real Bavarian beer or my fave Belgian one
pic related. fave Belgian beer
>>675423921
Yeah man. 8-3, got about an hours sleep last night, hour and a half if I'm lucky
Yeah man!
sleep man here again
>>675423936
>>675423887
Wow, wait a min. NZ was part of British Empire? Like literally?
Still, it's fucking too far, man...
We got butchered too by because of the same reasons but at least we killed some british fags.
>>675424456
Still is, technically.
>>675424358
Oh, today is the long day. Fair mission! Was it alright though, the content?
>>675421033
Geordie Shore /10
anyone done jury service?
>>675424782
Yeah man, so many laughs were had
Was a banterous day, to say the least
>>675424456
well, we was. i don't know.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>675424929
Cool, man! You getting the know the other people there and shit?
>>675421033
> drinking bubbly out of a still wine glass
> 0/10
>>675424456
we still are. check out the flag.
you killed kiwis and aussies, indians and newfoundlanders and a few brits and frenchies
tho the exact numbers of dead on both sides is still a matter of debate really
>>675425078
Yeah man, I chill with a couple guys daily, they're good vibes
>>675415720
I'm looking for Lucy in Auckland can someone flick me a number?
>>675421033
Looks like she draws on her eyebrows.
coldsores
probably has had multiple STIs
looks like she would wipe back to front.
has gone black and never went back.
>>675425232
Awesome, man. Glad to hear it for you!
>>675421033
I would give her a 50 cent mixture if you know what I am meaning
>>675425600
I would bag loose lollies with my bare hands.
>>675425193
I thought u guys changing the flag bcz u left UK.
We have this statue, a Turkish guy caring a wounded Allies soldier in Galipoli, always thought it was a cool thing.
>>675425324
theres lots of those
>>675425687
is there any another way?
>>675425709
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>>675425801
help a guy out?
Ham-town here
>>675425426
Cheers man
Didn't think I'd enjoy it this much, was anxious as you know!
>>675426100
Where nigger
>>675425799
nope. flag change is to satisfy the ego of our shitbag PM
I also hear that the local women in Galipoli pray at the allied war graves.
also the inscription on the memorial there reads "The heroes who shed their blood and lost their lives on this country's soil! You are in the soil of a friendly country now. Therefore rest in peace. You are side by side with the little Mehmets. The mothers who send their sons to the war! Wipe your tears away. Your sons are in our bosom, are in peace and will be sleeping in peace comfortably. From now on, they have became our sons since they have lost their lives on this land."
>>675426166
Chartwell brah
>>675425913
>1.4 million people in Auckland
>What's Lucy's number?
Fuck you on dude?
I domed this cunt to death.
>>675426560
Lucy is in the Sky with Diamonds
that should narrow it down
>>675426163
Well it's bloody good that you are, mate! Glad to hear it's all working out for you. Godspeed.
>>675426173
Wow. Never heard of that. But we have a lot of monuments in there for foreign troops, it was a bloody battle on both sides.
Inscription written by Ataturk, figures. That's the guy who created a secular and modern government after the war in
>>675426721
Just say you're fucking looking for acid. Any cop potentially monitoring this thread isn't going to be fooled by your cypher.
>>675427376
so are you gonna help if i say the word acid
>>675427428
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>>675427428
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>>675427518
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>>675427608
is that your mum, shes hot id fuck her
>>675427669
>>675427731
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>>675427731
What about her:
https://www.facebook com/gemma.orourke.9
>>675427866
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>>675427911
sexy id shove my cock right up her fat asshole
>>675427866
I would fuck him and pretend he's a car while doing so.
>>675428083
And her?
https://www.facebook com/Adele.Ross.x
>>675428154
I would fuck Dunners and then let him spew all over my tits.
Oh fuck yes!
>>675427428
You don't belong in here Rash Muffin. GTFO u neckbeard SOB.
Why did i get banned from tiny chat?
>>675429283
cause its a shit website.
>>675421033
I WOULD CREAMPIE RIGHT IN THAT ASSSS
>>675429391
Scotty would love that.
Because she has long hair too.
>>675429638
who the fuck is scotty m8
>>675428863
what do you mean?
>>675429722
Some half baked trap from the tinychat
>>675429283
What was your name?
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>>675430164
tinnylord
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>>675415720
Any1 in chch?
>>675430230
Nobody knows. There's no mods on.
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>>675430353
jew detected
>>675430328
>Christchurch
Reporting
Wharengi
what girl 20 - 30 in palmy needs a fuck? im married but shes in SI so dont count
>>675430914
>forever alone
>no ruf yellowbird to fix that
>feels
>>675429984
I'm telling your mum
>>675422615
sorry faggot
>>675426317
chartwell? who tf are you?
>>675426761
nice pic
>>675430677
wat
>>675421033
not bad.
how recent is the picture?
>>675431489
about 2 months ago
>>675421033
>that filename
>that reverse image search
yeah nah mate
>>675421000
in all honesty is depends.
first off, you must both be able to drive, nz public transport is limited in most areas.
nz has many positive features, however there are many negative features and as europeans coming here you will probably feel them more distinctly.
nz is small, lacks historical culture compared to europe. foreigners tend to socialise together - although that greatly depends on you as people and your circle you have here.
basic items like food are expensive, housing is esp in auckland. career prospects can be good however usually the best end up leaving to work in a larger place with more opportunity and higher wages like Australia.
health care in nz is limited mostly down to the level of investment that can be raised via tax. although there are private medical facs, they aso have the same limitations. this comes down to modern technology, for example if you have cancer in nz there are some procedures that are not available in nz even if you could pay, but exist in australia.
nz is small, in theory rapid change is possible, however, nz esp politically is very conservative. now i don't mean in terms of right wing, rather there is a very conservative approach to change in nz. for example, it is fairly obvious to anyone reading the news that cannabis is heading towards universal legalization. a country like nz could quite easily move into cannabis production on a massive scale, but there is no political will to do this, as the politicians are still 10-15 years behind what is happening. the reason i gave this example, is to show how nz misses out on opportunities
nz has great potential, but run by people with limited vision. you and your partner coming here will end up regretting it
>>675432315
>nz has great potential
nah mate. This country is a fucking toilet
Any girls down for a quickie?
>>675434139
5 seconds and you've cum.
no thenks.
>>675434139
Post penis first.
>>675434139
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahhahahaha
anyone here use tinder or the likes? what's your success rate like? and how long does it take?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
>>675434760
tinder maybe 1 in 100 is a hit, of the hits maybe 1 in 10 is a shag. OKC is better.
>>675434760
yes.
depends, where you are, the settings you use, the pictures etc.
>>675434874
1/100 hits, that is so low. for contact.
>>675426173
>>675427096
The same inscription is on the Ataturk Memorial in Wellington on the hill above the entrance to Wellington Harbour.
The troops on both sides had an awful time of it (Turkey had more casualties, despite winning and then had to go fight the Greeks again) and I think there was a lot of mutual respect.
>>675434988
you telling me you get more than 1 hit per 100 swipes?. This is including nopes though, I don't yes everyone, only white people
>>675435197
i only swipe a very small number of people, those i would actually in interested in. i also check pictures backtrack if possible etc. so my rate is higher since i am so picky.
i yes, 5-10% at most.
the algorithm punishes you if you endlessly say yes. i know they make you pay to get more chances, but regardless the algorithm doesn't show you to other people if you over use it.
>>675434760
Just go on it noob.
>>675435375
I wouldn't know, I only yes if they're white. I have never run out of swipes, didn't know you could.
i just started using tinder yesterday, went through my 100 likes straight away (didn't know there was a daily limit) so far got 3 matches. I thought that was slack, but the stats seem to show that's pretty average
Fucken christ, I'm an aussie and there's this kiwi bitch hooked up with my best mate and she fulfills every bad stereotype I can fucking think of about New Zealand. She's retarded, comes from a fucking bogan ass family; living off of inheritance and burning it quick. Drinks like a fucking tank and can't maintain a conversation beyond "Do you have a dick? No? Yes? Oh~ DTF? Yes?"
She's a class A piece of shit and you guys should fucking take her back. She apparently fits in back in hometown Shitcunt.
>>675435921
I really like condensed milk
>>675436092
Lydden Hill, twenty years prior
>>675435921
Those are some weird stereotypes you have of kiwis. I don't know anyone who lives off inheritance.
>>675436201
>>675436310
what powers those?
>>675436505
That minivan is impressive
>>675436540
not whole lot. group a rules fucked over running 5.0 engines.
>>675434760
I've got 448 matches.
>but terrible anxiety
I am an Australian. And I have sneaked into this thread.
for fuck sake
>>675436844
Fuck off, Bruce
>>675436889
>>675437034
We can do trophy trucks, mate
>>675436728
over what time frame?
>>675437217
sadly only got the 2 trophy trucks.
>never be as cool as this guy
>>675437376
7th December.
>>675437445
Got a fair few Navara's, they're my jam.
Semi-related, it's a Pulsar body on a truck chassis. You can see where the lengthened the body.
>weeaboo ram skids
>>675437699
is that on a navara chassis too?
>>675437787
Either a D21 Navara or a Patrol chassis, I forget
>>675437943
it's beautiful
>>675438015
Spa was great back in the Group A days.
I think this photo is from the Nurburgring, but whatever.
Fuji INTERtec was the shit, too. Everyone heading to Japan at the end of the year for one big race, was good times
>>675437666
did you go through with any of them?
>>675438416
Nah, like I said, got bad anxiety.
Actually with mental health unit at the moment trying to sort it all out.
G'night, kiwis.
I love you all. You're beautiful.
I keep it 300 like IDbro
