Is anyone else sick of fucking tipping? These entitled fucks thinking they can get extra money for just doing their job? And not very well, I might add. I don't get handed $5 randomly by people (I don't have a job yet but still).
So this happened
>Be tonight
>I'm 32
>Gaming with the bros, hardcore League session
>Get hungry
>Ask mom if I can order a pizza
>She does her rant about not ordering too much, tight budget
>Whatever, I'm hungry, Jesus
>Call up a place
>Spend 20 minutes waiting for the pot head on the other line to confirm my order cause I want 3 pizzas all custom and extra toppings, a dozen extra crispy and flaming hot wings, 2 things of Mountain Dew, garlic knots and cheesy fries
>I'm getting annoyed cause he sounds tired, or high. Probably high.
>Finally confirms, order comes to $59.74+tip
>Says it'll be about an hour they're busy
>What
>Apologizes, says my order is large and custom, it'll take time
>Hang up irritated
>Go back to League
>Doorbell finally rings
>Yell at mom
>She's in the bathroom
>ffs really
>Have to leave mid-match, answer door, I'm already pissed, now I have to tip? I'm missing my match
>Nigger, of course
>Greets me, apologizes for the wait, got here as fast as he could
>Yeah, busy cuckolding some white guy, right?
>Hand him $60, ask for a quarter back
>Hands me one, then stands there.
>Oh he wants a tip, whoopsie
>"Enjoy your night!" I say smiling
>Close door, rush back to my game and manage to still win because skills
So yeah 1 hour wait, idiots think I'm gonna tip? Really? Anyone else have pizza or tip stories? I need a good laugh today.
What was your mom doing in the bathroom?
>>675366759
Tips are just an excuse for employers to pay workers less.
>>675366759
tl;dr
Dont want to tip dont eat there
You're a moron. Drivers aren't getting paid by the hour when they are driving. So they rely on tips.
If you don't tip expect some spit when you order again, faggot.
>>675367228
Obvious bait is obvious
Please say this is a joke, for fuck sake its too cringe to not be a joke
>>675366759
tipping is customary not entitlement. you're thinking millenials and their free college stich.
Cant relate to these feels as i live in a country that pays a fair minimum wage so nobody is expected to tip.
>>675367228
whatever the case. the employee agreed to that amount when signing up for the job. shouldnt expect free handouts.
>>675367400
This guy is a shitty pizza hut driver. Go kill yourself, you will never get anywhere further.
>>675366759
Calm down everyone, it's just bait.
>>675367608
But how much is the pizza? 3x expensive since you have the tip built in?
Change your employment laws and pay a decent wage, or else keep paying unearned "tips"
>>675366759
>32
>ask mom
kek
>>675366759
there was indeed a nigger in this story, but in this case it wasn't the black guy
trying too hard with this bait, but i'll give you a solid 4 for basing it off a few true facts in your life
Tipping.
Stupid Americans, just pay a decent living wage like the rest of the world and don't "tip"
It's not rocket surgery.
>>675366759
don't want to tip go pic up the pizza yourself ya lazy asswhole
>>675366759
>orders 3 pizzas, nigger delivers
>posts pic of white guy with 4 pizzas
>picture barely related
>>675368239
see and answer
>>675367794
>>675368239
Then companies couldn't operate off of welfare though.
Lol, living with your mom at 32.
>>675368239
calm down Europoor
>>675367794
$12.95 Australian. You do the conversion.
>>675366759
>32
>NEET
>League
>Mountain Dew
>Fatass quantities of food
>Yell at mom
>Grumpy about tipping
>Not even using his own money
Holy shit that's some industrial strength b8 right there.
I like to fuck and get fucked in return.
>Order pizza for delivery in Germany.
>Delivery charges for price of pizza only.
>Order pizza for delivery in United States
>Delivery charges for pizza, whatever state tax, delivery fee, and then asks for a tip.
Yeah, fuck this shit...
>>675368645
Is that from a large franchise corp? If not get me the price of that one so i can look up a large chain price here.
12.95 AUD = 9.89961 USD
>not having your mom call to order the pizza because you're too cartman to get out of your dungeon
this is b8
OP you are shit
1. We are told to say 1 hour because it is the promise time by the company
2. We pay for our own gas and are not reimbursed
3. We (atleast I) make below minimum but above server pay. Tips fucking give me food to buy ramen and tuition
>>675369022
The Hut is offering a deal 3 pizzas with 3 sides $33 delivered. No tip.
Suck it American.
>>675366759
ur 32 living with ur mom and bitching u had to pause ur fucking League game....im not 100% supportive of tipping but the pricks just doing his job, not his fault his place of work sucks ass, either tip him or dont, world goes on
>>675369317
>Pay for own fuel
Never change America
>>675367838
boosh
>>675366759
>32
>Ask Mom if I can order a pizza
Stopped reading there.
I never understand these threads.. If you dont want to tip the driver.. Get off your ass and pick it up yourself. Dont be lazy and cheap. One or the other is fine. But dont do both you basement potatoes.
>>675369922
Knew it was bait right there
>>675369397
Yeah I cant beat that deal. How that fuck is that possible? Also you fuckers get nacho pizza we dont get!!!
>>675369414
>>675370201
This. even if this thread is masterbait don't be a dick
>>675367575
You dense motherfucker
>>675370539
I know. Pizza is surprisingly cheap in Australia. We had a price war between 4 franchises in the late 90's early 2000's and the prices haven't really changed since then. Pizzas used to be like 2 bucks a pop in the 80's. Now if you pick up they're about $4.95
>>675367316
I'll eat where I damn well want. Your employer payday you, not me
>32
>ask mom for pizza
>>675366759
So glad tipping is not a thing where i live
>>675371114
If you cant afford to tip, you cant afford to eat out. Stay in your hovel
>>675366759
People who expect tips are just the SJW liberal cocksuckers who want a $15 minimum wage to do their shitty brainless jobs. It's not your fault their Master's degree in Womens' Studies doesn't put food on their table.
>>675366759
>Go on a date with girlfriend
>Bill is $22
>Tip $8
You mad poor fag.
>>675366759
tfw pizza driver.
tfw only people who dont tip are blacks
>>675367166
Check'd and kek'd.
>>675372228
Ballin' on a budget!!
30 dollar date night? Watch out, big spender.
>>675366759
good troll
OP is clearly baiting, but I see these threads all the time and I know a lot of people are douchecanoes and just don't tip. I say the system should change so traditionally-tipped people just get paid like everyone else, and just raise prices to make up for it.
