Hello Anonymous! It's been a while, huh? I've been
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Hello Anonymous! It's been a while, huh? I've been very busy lately, so I'm sorry about that.
Anyway, come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat.
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Well, I mean... if anyone shows up.
Needs more moo.
>>675364882
they'll come...probably...maybe
>>675364981
this anon has the right idea
>>675364981
It's been a while, earthling shrine maiden.
Ill bite, how do i do this?
>>675365439
That's what I was just saying! It's hard to adjust to this after having so many carefree nights in a row...
>>675365858
give reimu a name and receive a fortune
Sharpie in the pooper
Pls
>>675365858
If you want your fortune told, give me a name to associate with you. I'll tell you how lucky you'll be this year and maybe some other stuff. The other stuff is kind of hit or miss depending on what your fortune says...
>>675366041
Tyler
So what is in Dan's future?
bamp
Can you give me a couple tips to be more positive towards life? I've tried to look it up online but it's only bullshit advice
op is kill?
How do you keep your sleeves on????
It defies logic.
booty bump while reimu gets the fortunes
>>675366230
>Tyler has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "47".
Normal means not good but not bad. Look out for the color white and the number 47 for improved luck...
>>675366231
>Dan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "90".
Congratulations! This year will be good, and power will have something to do with that. Either you'll meet someone powerful or they'll have a huge impact on you, or maybe you'll become more powerful yourself, whatever that means to you...
>>675366874
i dont believe in fortunes but regardless i like the good feeling i get from it being told
>>675366220
Jon. What fortune can you give me
>>675366874
Alexandra
>>675364577
Any tips how to get a girlfriend?
>>675366643
Well, what kind of advice do you consider bullshit? Ehehe..
>>675366813
It's very simple! Don't you see the ribbons at the top?
>>675366830
Th-thanks...
>>675367364
Like try to relax and tell you to just wait for something better.
I just find that I'm more prone to having bad emotions in me, like my significant other I can't be happy for her but instead envy her. I want to change but I honestly don't know where to start
>>675367157
>Jon has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "1".
It's gonna be good. White and the number 1 will be significant... it's possible that your good fortune will come from one person, but I can't tell you who that would be.
>>675367237
>Alexandra has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "13".
Very good! It's got something to do with learning or education... so it would be a good year to learn something new.
>>675367257
Well, what's your situation? Do you have anyone in mind? What are your boyfriend qualities?
>>675364577
My name is Skye Xu
>>675368120
What is your fortune methodology?
>>675364577
Hi. My name is Autumn - read my fortune please?
>>675365957
Aah.. Even purity won't help you with that. Sorry, miko-san~
>>675367898
Ohh, I see. Yeah, waiting definitely isn't the answer.
Being positive is a choice, Anonymous. It's something you have to do every day, every time you find yourself thinking pessimistically. It's not easy to do... sometimes, we're stuck in negative thought patterns that only therapy can undo. Having someone listen to you and being able to hear yourself saying things out loud can teach you a lot about why you think the way you do.
>>675368956
That seems like solid advice, thank you very much maiden (I don't know how to call you since I'm new to these threads)
I hope you have a great day!
>>675368142
>Skye Xu has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "46".
You're going to be very lucky in love this year... have you already got someone special? If not, you might find them soon~
>>675368447
These are omikuji. It's just a simple luck reading, really... I draw one at random, write a name, and that becomes your fortune.
>>675368683
>Autumn has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "23".
Not good, not bad... The number 23 is important somehow, and wearing green will bring you better luck.
I need advice. For some reason I seem to always be interested in/flirting with girls who have boyfriends or who I know my friends are trying to hook up with. What to do? Name is James btw
>>675369619
Thank you miss!
>>675369484
Thank you! My name is Reimu, but you can call me shrine maiden or miko-sama if you want. Hehe.
>>675366041
Noah.
>>675366041
Miles.
Will I have a life with purpose?
>>675369858
Well, let's think about why you'd be attracted to those girls in particular... forbidden fruit? Extra challenge? Or maybe you're setting yourself up for failure in case you, well... fail.
>>675369895
You're welcome!
>>675369895
>>675366041
Cory please
Fortune for Mark
>>675370234
AKA
Will I be of any value or just another slave of society.
Get up.
Go to work.
Go home.
Or will I do something that matters, kind anon?
>>675369002
HAH! You missed!
>>675369619
How do you setup your omikuji? Does your shrine fall under one of the traditional Shinto gods or something less traditional like shingon Buddhism
>>675368914
No, but maybe you can help... if you could choose an absolute best time for me to open my shrine from now on, what would it be?
>>675369982
>Noah has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "55".
Sorry... if you study hard, you can get around it... whatever that means in your particular situation.
>>675370154
>Miles ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "8".
Same goes for you, though you're gonna have a slightly harder time...
>>675370234
Only if you can define that purpose yourself and fulfill it, Anonymous.
>>675370154
Actually, I have a question.
A friend of mine, let's call him Adam, has been going through a really rough patch in his life since graduating high school.
He's stopped working out and gained a lot of weight, looks horrible, not doing too good at his job and doesn't have all that great of a relationship with his parents.
He used to be really clingy too, but because I couldn't deal with him constantly seeking my attention, he eventually got the hint and stopped bugging me as much, but that just seems to have made things worse for him.
I feel kinda guilty and it hurts seeing this guy I used to really like turn out like this.
Do you have any advice for me, miss?
He's 19, if that's important.
>>675370555
WITNESSED
ANSWER PRIORITY
>>675371142
>Extremely bad luck
Heh, that's already been shown.
Oh, well, I'll just make my own luck, then! Thanks for the fortune telling, miss. Guess I'll study a little more from now on.
>>675370414
Could I have my fortune as well? Name is James
>>675371142
Ah..? Uuuh.. This is a pretty solid time for me now.. I got moved around on the moon so my schedule's changed drastically... Eiren-sama had various things for me to do.