Just got diagnosed with PKD. Trips decides if I kill myself before I have to go on dialysis for the rest of my life.
do it faggot
you are fucked anyway, do it now
Do a flip
>>675360887
Fight a brown bear with a spear. If you win go on dialysis, if you lose that's your suicide method.
be a man faggot
Nah
>>675360887
Get a transplant I work at a hospital the success rate is really high now
>>675360887
In all seriousness, go live some more first.
Go do stuff you were afraid to do before because of the possible consequences (I'm talking about asking that cute girl at work out or going skydiving, not robbing a bank), then decide whether or not you want to kill yourself.
Suicide is gay
Is this the shit where they literally make you piss your kidneys out?
just drink away your problems
Don't be a pussy
<3
>>675361888
FUCK YOU
Don't kill yourself.
>>675361888
Winrar guess u live op
>>675361888
CHECKED
>>675361888
Well I guess I'm gonna suffer the rest of my life unless I get a transplant...
No. Research in PKD is advanced. Wait for your cure anon.
bow and arrow, get.
>>675360887
>dialysis for the rest of my life.
it's only like 5 years bro. Dialysis ain't that great.
I'm actually donating my kidney for my wife in a few weeks. Find someone to donate for you, and even if they aren't a match, go to a hospital that participates in either the NKR and they'll find a match for you.
Sucks hard though. Everything about it
toss a coin.
head=dead
>>675360887
Where you located op?
>>675360887
Dialysis + disability payments + 4chan = WIN
I didn't expect legit help on /b/... I'm in the US and not really the richest fella
>>675362269
Why is it only 5 years. What do u mean by that?
Is he be kill then?
>>675360887
Nope bro.
Also, do you have autosomal dominant or autosomal recessive PKD?
>>675363757
I'm not sure to be honest I just found out that my kidneys are going to turn into sponges.
My dad actually just went into the hospital for acute kidney failure, I'd stick with dialysis.
>>675360887
I hope for the best for you anon, stay positive brother.
>>675364305
Do both of your parent have PKD or only one of them?
Just in case, no, you live!
Can't even research ops problem cause my trypophobia kicks in as soon as I see pics of this shit.
Get a new kidney. Problem solved.
A friend got his offering himself as a university patient, also "donating" his liver so medicine students could keep the sick liver and do tests with it. His new liver was from a woman that died in a car crash.
We call him crash lady now.
But he's cool
are there portable dialysis machines yet?
>>675364714
Oh, I'm not OP, it's acute Kidney failure, not pkd.
You'll just need to wear one of these OP.
>>675360887
How old are you? I know it can affect all ages, just curious.
>>675361888
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>>675360887
Holy fuck, so your kidneys turn into fucking crystals when you get that PKD shit?
>>675365001
So close, you piece of shit
>>675365195
theyre like sacks of fluid that build up inside the kidney. not op but thats what it is.
>>675360887
Dude, you might just live to see artificial or bio-engineered kidneys.
they JUST discovered a way to circumvent kidney-donor-compatability, so anyone can donate kidneys to anyone.
>>675360887
do it
It's not that shitty, my father has a similar condittion
>>675361888
You live, motherfucker.
>>675364787
Liver is a way different beast than a kidney. Liver grows back.
Do something epic first
>>675364801
>>675364892
It's called peritoneal dialysis, and that picture is just the catheter and a belt.
Basically they put 2L of sugar water in your abdomen every 4 hours and it pulls out some stuff.
>>675366114
so do you still need to go to the hospital for real dialysis?
>>675360887
No.
Get dialysis, wait for transplant.
>>675360887
Jump off the tallest building near you. Do a flip before you hit the ground.
Bonus points if you yell NIGGERS the whole way down.
>>675362743
What state? I'd give you a kidney if you were close by.
>>675360887
Top fucking Kek. Sucks to be you fagget. I always love hearing about neckbeard's shitty lives.
>>675364449
OP suck a cock faggot, when someone tells you something nice you reply back !!!
>mfw more people said no than yes
>mfw no face
Fucking moralfags everywhere nowadays.
>>675369075
living isn't necessarily more moral. it's just existing.
>>675362269
>donating kidney to a bitch
Cuck confirmed
>>675368651
im going to hell for laughing at this, kek. Ill see you in hell OP you faggot.
>>675361888
Well OP time to load up on garlic pills, your in it for the long haul maybe you get to pick up a qt nurse or two.
>>675368398
>/b/tard kidney
No thanks
>>675369767
Not him but
Enjoy dying slow ungrateful faggot.
>>675369767
Id give mine too if i had any clue where you lived
>>675369767
You can't catch pedophilia, anon.
>>675370380
>implying ever state in the US isnt just a 100 buck flight away
>>675370026
Fuck off you permanently outraged menopausal old woman.
It's like a 5 year waiting list. I have Presumed PKD because of family History.
How big are your kidneys? Whats your function at?
>>675371032
>Fuck off you permanently outraged menopausal old woman.
>coming from the one who wants /b/ to feel sorry for his kidneys
Nigga fuck you and you kidneys bitch, you act like you're the only one suffering.
>>675370980
>100 buck
I wish. I most recently flew from Seattle to Tucson and back for like $325 because I bought my ticket several months in advance. And I considered that pretty good.
>>675360887
>dialysis for the rest of my life.
But thats only gonna be a few years, so stop bitching
>>675371460
>>675371460
>thinking I'm OP
>being this fucking dumb
>>675371577
lol depending on what kind OP has, he could live a very long time. The dialysis will just suck cock.
>>675371923
>The dialysis will just suck cock
Oh is that how it works? I'd always wondered .
>>675361888
Fuck you nigger
>>675372717
I'm a gommie
Med school fag here . . . you'll probably die from your Berry Aneurysm first.
>>675366883
No, you do it at home, largely while you sleep, and it's a huge pain in the ass but it beats spending 8 hours in a dialysis clinic every other day.
>>675373144
i guess you can't drink too much throughout the day, innit?
>>675361861
being this retarded
Do whatevee the fuck you want
If its illegal you'll die anyway
How are you gonna kill yourself faggot?
>>675360887
Nah don't do it, modern medicine is getting better by the day. Probably be fixable in your lifetime. Just ride it out.
>>675361701
roll
>>675373653
>modern medicine
>by the day
You're talking about future medicine, anon, not modern.
>>675373303
if you can still piss then you're fine. Either way, if you can't piss they put you on pretty strict fluid restrictions.
Do it on a livestream
>>675360887
Why the fuck are you diagnosed this late? Shits normally tested at birth
>>675373853
Reroll
Do it fag
dont kill yourself
>>675361888
Fuck that, reroll for an hero
check em
>>675360887
Get fucking kidney you cunt. It is easy and it usually takes. Esp if you get them pretreatment with stem cells. Go to India or China for the procedure. Good luck dude
Guess what? It's not my fucking problem you greasy fucked faggot.
My wife was diagnosed with PKD at 18. She is 29 now and lives in either constant writhing pain from the numerous stones and cyst burst, or out of head high as a kite from her prescription painkillers. Her liver is now failing which is typical for PKD. She won't see 40. Live it up now, while you can.
>>675360887
Yes and stream it
>>675361701
Roll
Pls OP
>>675361888
good job, you fucking blew it faggot
>>675373814
'pissing' aint a thing when you have no kidneys m9
