Ask a depressed psychologist anything.
>>675351375
Do you like chocolate?
What is love
>>675351553
Not really.
>>675351569
Neurochemical reaction in the brain mediated mostly by oxytoxin and dopamine.
>>675351375
will you post your tits, or gtfo?
How does that make you feel?
>>675351738
If you do, remember the timestamp
Is it like being a hungry chef but hating your own food?
>>675351804
Generally, depressed.
>>675351868
Uhh. More like just normal depression, I'd wager.
>>675351375
How old are you?
>>675351930
Not big on metaphors huh
>>675352103
If you want a metaphor for depression, I'll give you one.
>>675351982
Why do you ask?
>>675351375
are you ashamed to scam retard?
>>675352245
I don't do that, so....not really.
Why are you depressed?
>>675352218
>If you want a metaphor for depression, I'll give you one.
waiting
how long have you been depressed?
are you an actual psychologist, or just an undergraduate student of psychology?
>>675351375
How do you give advice to depressed people if you are depressed?
>>675352218
Because I'm curious?
a depressed loony bin doc? you srsly must suck at ur job!
let us see them tits. maybe they make up for it
>>675351375
What do you consider the source of your depression?
Currently studying psych myself, and feeling kinda depressed these days..
>>675352218
>Why do you ask?
do you understand the concept of an AMA thread?
>>675351375
What's the craziest shit someone's confessed to you ? How did you respond ?
>>675351375
how does that make you feel?
If your such a great psychologist why can't you fix yourself?
>>675352446
Genetic disorder.
>>675352484
All my life.
Depression is like the lack of wind in your sails, despite the fact you have a full shipment of perishable goods. Every day, you wake up, and the wind still isn't coming. And you are starting to stink.
So you try to row, one oar at a time, towards whatever destination you have. Because that's all you've got left. But it isn't enough; not by a long shot.
But what else can you do? So you row.
>>675352514
...how does a chef give advice when he isn't cooking?
>>675352573
In patient treatment is largely deconstructed these days, so there are few and far between loony bins, let alone workers for them.
>>675352653
I don't consider anything the source; I have a DNA marker test result that says what it is.
>>675352902
bc psychology is a hoax
>>675352902
When did I say I was a great psychologist?
Also, some things ain't fixable.
>>675352759
Depressed.
>>675352545
>>675352682
Still an odd question.
>>675352758
That they kill dogs to get off.
>>675352974
A...hoax? What?
getting real tired of seeing this shit every day
tits or gtfo
>>675353122
Take a nap.
>>675353102
Why is it weird that someone asks for someone's age?
>>675353102
>Still an odd question.
Odd? It's a bland icebreaker question, akin to "what's you major." So this isn't an AMA thread. It's an "ask me certain things" thread.
What is it you're looking for people to ask? What is the line of questioning you're looking for?
>>675353421
This
>>675353391
Because I'm an anon mostly.
>>675353421
It's still an AMA thread, but if you might notice there is a topic up there. I'm an anon, not...you know....generally part of the topic, which is the whole psychologist thing.
>>675353102
Full Definition ofhoax
transitive verb
: to trick into believing or accepting as genuine something false and often preposterous
>>675353558
AMA means ask me ANYTHING
it's the whole attraction of the thread
you're looking for an "ask me things pertaining to psychology and depression" thread.
>>675353727
This
>>675353674
Yeah, that's not what psychology is. You can tell from, well, the whole science thing mostly.
>>675353727
Anything on topic, not anything at all.
I can't do your homework, for example.
>>675353862
>>675351930
Hm... Is it autism I'm smelling?
>>675353862
This has to be be bait
>>675353727
depression... if you ask me thats a lame excuse some lazy fucks like to use so they wont have to get their shit together. sadly our western victim culture allows for that shit to actually work
>>675354218
I truly hope so as well, haven't seen this much autism in a while
>>675354253
Yeah, or it's a diagnosable mental disorder we can see for our own eyes with an fMRI, and which has numerous treatments which are scientifically validated.
Given depression is prevalent in eastern cultures too, and well understood to be a global phenomenon, I'd say your conception is wrong.
>>675351720
What's good to help with stim withdraw
>>675351375
how would you define your job: helping/preventing people to do things that can harm themselves or others? or rather recommending options and listening?
>>675354657
Stim? As in some form of amphetamine or coke?
5-HTP works quite well for anything serotonin or empathy giving.
For true stims, the best thing is just to not do them.
>>675354696
My job and career are as programmers. Not in the field of psychology.
>>675351375
I am depressed too. I am going to the psychiagehtost tomorrow for the forst time. I feel nervous about giving personal info to a stranger. What types of questions is she going to ask me?
>>675355035
Probably mostly just your medical history and how you are feeling, and how you've felt for the last ten years or so.
Why would you be nervous giving personal information to someone you hired to help you?
As a psychological worker do you think drugs should be legalized?
>>675355276
Which drugs? There's a lot of them.
>>675353862
i guess i will have to be as blunt as possibld: there is as much science in psychology as there is in finding water with a dowser...
chemical imbalances are treated with meds developed by actual science. everybody else has to endure the try and error mambo jambo vodoo priests like you offer
>>675354837
say what? programmer?
>>675355177
I've never told anyone something personal, not even to the closest friends/relatives. Well, that might have something to do with my depression now that I think about it.
>>675355464
Yeah, see, I actually know psychology. And that's just flat wrong.
>>675355533
Yeah, for a financial institution. Our models try to predict human behavior.
>>675355575
Yeah, that is basically impossible, and if it were true, it would cause depression with absolutely no need for any other causes.
Form close personal bonds, Anonymous.
A doctor can't do that for you.
>>675355575
ppl cant be trusted
>>675351375
how do I get over crippling anxiety combined with bipolar disorder?
>>675355793
/thread
>>675355793
That includes yourself, I guess?
No man is an island; we all trust each other in little, but meaningful ways. Living isolated is a great way to die alone and sad.
>>675355820
Seek medical attention! Beta blockers are VERY effective at relieving anxiety.
>>675355919
I run this thread boyo, not you.
>>675355737
predict human behavior? care to elaborate? DevFag here.
>>675356073
Yeah, like, if a stock goes up what other stocks will also go up.
We use RNN's to try to simulate how people make decisions that are less than rational.
If you know C++, I could give some examples.
>>675355997
Im moot I run 4chan
>>675356279
Moot sold 4chan.
>>675355820
medication. there's absolutely no way around it.
>>675355997
i actually like being isolated and alone... emotions are a strange irrational thing i would rather not be expected to be able to understand / act upon.
When I was 5 years old, I was peeing and a girl of my age went in (she just passed under the wall separating the two bathrooms of our classroom) and starting kissing me while touching my wee wee, could that explain why I'm so obsessed with sex ?
>>675356439
Yeah and yet you are super fucking depressed. So, clearly not working out.
>>675356508
No, it would explain if you had a urination fetish though.
>>675356439
Too pathetic to live
too scared to die
>>675356712
People with depression aren't pathetic; they need help.
Would you call yourself pathetic if you needed a cast for a broken bone?
>>675356224
NN's are awesome. man i loved the machine learning stuff. we mostly used it for pattern recognition with medical imaging tho. vnt touched cpp in a while but i guess you can try me kek
>>675351569
Baby dont hurt me
>>675352974
Yeah. All those brain scans are just the illuminati
>>675356922
Ah, what do you guys work in? Python?
>>675351375
When are you going to stop posting this thread?
>>675357135
Depends. Why do you ask?
>>675351375
How are you going to kill yourself?
why do i want to die when im most happy? i dont want to die. usually pretty unhappy most the time. but when im actually happy i have suicidal thoughts. why?
what did you do your doctoral thesis on? you can be as vague as you like.
feel better.
>>675356622
u know... i am not trolling about the liking being alone thing.... i dont consider myself being depressed or sad. tbh i wouldnt change a thing. has worked quite well for me
What is the clinical term for the type of security one gets from a stable home? When you dont have to worry anout homelessness, hunger or craziness.
>>675355793
>>675355919
Like I'd believe that
>>675357284
I'm not.
>>675357342
Paradoxical effects. Means you may have genetic depression! Lucky you!
>>675357393
I'm not saying you are trolling. I'm saying you are simply wrong; it catches up with everyone in the end.
No man is an island.
>>675357510
Physical security.
It is normal to be in love with a girl I've ever seen?
>>675357231
Because last time you said you weren't a programmer and now in this thread you are saying you are, am I the only one who noticed this duped thread?
>>675357647
Can you fix that? I don't understand it.
>>675357651
...what? I never said I wasn't a programmer.
Maybe someone is pretending to be me?
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK sorry fell asleep on my laptop.
>>675357741
Uhm. Are you okay?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675357784
>Browsing 4chan
>Being ok
choose one
>>675357586
Sarcasm, how bad is genetic depression? can i do anything? its for life isn't it.
why (what causes) can someone be depressed by DNA, or whatever intangible reason there is?
one
>>675357002
puh back then it mostly was cpp and some matlab for the lulz. i didnt really go that career route. ended up developing solutions of medication documentation and safety checks + some IE from medical documents
Why do you make us take medication for an illness that you only think we have?
>>675351375
A brain doctor eh? I have this headache today and have this urge to make poopies all day long but when i sit on the toilet there aint any feels of poopies. So doctor you can fix me?
two
>>675357970
It's for life, but it is treatable. Seek medical attention. If it isn't impacting your life too badly, therapy will be very effective.
>>675357982
....DNA encodes proteins, including proteins related to mood. If that DNA encoding is wrong or flawed in some way, it can drastically affect the underlying causes of emotion.
>>675358040
That sounds very fulfilling Anonymous, I hope you do well there. If you need any help with programming, feel free to reach out to me.
>>675358072
No.
>>675357737
>>675357651
So you said you "predict human behavior" what does that mean?
And what sort of institution are you talking about.
>>675358072
have you tried pulling the giant black dildo out of your ass?
>>675351375
Is psychology where you dispense drugs or talk to people?
>>675351375
I pretend to have autism so that I can stay home being a dad while my girl works.. how does this make you feel? Also can you tell if someone faking? My chick is so easy to fool, I've made her cry.. she's so emotional
>>675358259
A financial one. I already explained what it means here: >>675356224
>>675358351
Neither.
>>675358216
Beign unfortunate enough to win the sad lottery for life. Well... fuck
>>675356944
Don't hurt me!
>>675358574
It's not all bad; you get some super powers with it, like you'll be much better with money than a normal person.
>>675358216
im going to seek some medical attention, thanks for your help. so whats your address so i know where im going? im packing my bag now. genetic depression, we will beat this. i love you. you love me too, dont even say it. i can feel it in the air tonight.
>>675358216
hehe nah i know how to code. in my field it just mostly is java bc its to expensive to natively develope that stuff for all the different hw / os that are commonly used in healthcare. still interested in those cpp examples tho. guess i didnt forget everything over the last few yrs
>>675358520
I'm an idiot
>>675358823
I'll see if I can drag them up. Ew, Java though.
>>675358928
Maybe.
>>675358520
>>675358259
Is this thread part of a test for something? I feel as if stating you are a psychologist and then derailing this thread to you being a programmer is a bit counter intuitive.
>>675359103
Someone asked. Don't ask me, ask them.
Would you recommend the field of psychology?
Also what would someone need to know before getting into psychology?
>>675359081
Hahahah....
I think i like little girls. Help
>>675359632
Fuck no. Learn to program instead. Way more money in it.
>>675359650
Aw. Poor kid.
>>675359759
Are you going to touch them?
>>675359833
I don't want to be in prison, thanks :)
>>675359081
everything has its pros and cons. its a bit of a memory hog but as long as u know what you are doing u can get pretty decent performance out of it and enjoy the portability advantage. it's not like running a web frontend and calculating adverse effects / interactions with physical and lab params would be THAT computationally expensive :P
>>675359980
Then there is no issue. Go about your life.
>>675357651
You must be mistaken. I've been in several of these threads, and she always stated she was a programmer by trade.
>>675351375
What do you get from making this thread every day?
>>675358621
No more
>>675360326
Maybe it s the guy from wendy's that always makes the job loan age thread
>>675360420
Why do you assume I have to get something from it in order to want to help others?
Sounds like a really individualistic approach to human interact, which is inherently collective in nature; I'd try to think about different points of view, anonymous.
Alright, it is officially time for me to retire for the night; I'll see you all again tomorrow at 8AM sharp.
With love
>>675359778
how long it took you to learn programming?
Are you obese? The psychology undergrad females in my class were either extremely fit and attractive or extremely fat and ugly.
>>675360700
If youd really wanted to help others you would have left out the part about you being depressed and suicidal. Sounds like youre just fishing for attention. Thats what you get for being a woman.
>>675359778
Im actually doing Computing Science right now, but ive always found psychology interesting, probably cause some of my family were fucked up
>>675360700
GMT?
>>675361847
EST is when she normally comes
>>675360973
look at the pic... OP doesnt look obese to me.
programing by itself aint rocket science. once you get that compters are insanely stupid and need to be told exactly what to do it's just a matter of transfering the basic concept to a specific language. imho the more difficult thing is to acquire the domain knowledge and figure out a way to dumm that down enough for a computer to "understand"
>>675358102
Daily thread count for OP?
I caught the 1st one too.
>>675362294
why are you people following her so eagerly? She's a fraud.
>>675362578
Because of chances of tits with timestamp that she will show
>>675362578
Believe it or not there have been some knowledgeable Anons in her threads. That's held my interest.
>>675351375
How sad are you faggot?
>>675362221
could be an angle shot.
How do you deal with your depression?
>>675362952
So it isn't her, it's who she brings?
>>675362825
She'll never show em.
>>675351375
Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? Is that admitting defeat?
>>675363186
U liar. She will bc she promised us
doc, why am i lonely?
Why do you post this everyday instead of healthy things like tits and poopers with sharpies in them?
how do i get over being raped years ago? i got into a car accident i now have a brain injury i act like douche bag doesn;t know i know, could this be now i like watching girls getting anal?
>>675351375
Why do I lash out at people who are nice to me? I can't help it.
>>675351375
am i an impressed?
Nigga stop posting every day, kill yourself
>>675363864
Maybe OP is trying to help people in a flailing attempt to feel better for a moment.
>>675363186
Probably who she brings. I like to follow the interaction.
I found it interesting what she said about her programming job today.
>eh, I need a life.
>>675364595
Going to ask her about it tomorrow morning, fag?
post tits, I'm depressed and that'll make me feel better
>>675364975
No.
I asked her this AM why does programming instead of being a psychologist. I found out tonight what she's working on.
I've talked to you more than her, nigger.
>>675365690
Sounds pretty lovey dovey white knight
>>675364057
Probably because you are impulsive and lack control over your emotions. Get that shit under control son. I know people like you that irritate the shit out of me. Im trying to say this in a nice way...
>>675365942
You're obsessed with her and jealous, faggot.
WTF difference does it make to you if I read her threads or not?
>>675363662
Beacuse you're fat and gay
