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/b/ why are girls obsessed with pimple popping? Gf always jumps to squeeze every white or blackhead I get and she and her friends always share around these "Dr. Pimple Popper" videos. Personally I find it disgusting... Why do they like it so much?

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>>675343630
Dunno. It is kind of weird. My wife does the same thing. If we're in the shower, and she sees a pimple on my back, she wants to pop it. She says it's a monkey thing. When I tell her no, she gets all pouty. Bitches be crazy.
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>>675343630
It's perversely satisfying.
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Sublimated sexuality. Semen shooting seems similar. Silly sluts.
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>gf won't let me
I love to pop

shits awesome
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>>675343942
lol I feel sorry for the guy with ejaculations so small that a popped pimple reminds his girlfriend of it
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>>675343891
>a monkey thing
could be, other primates do groom each other a lot. when you think about it, it's actually kinda unnatural that humans don't do it more.

and yeah, my wife likes to pop the zits on my back too.
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>>675343630
cuz striing for cosmetic perfection, or avoiding ridicule from the girlz... they cannot pop their own....

but yours!!!! they can pop!

so you are a placebo for their own self-mutilation urges.
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>>675343630

My mom always used to do this to me. I thought everyone's mom did
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Tell her to look up Black Salve or Cansema vids on youtube.
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>>675343630
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>>675344519
next best thing to incest, imho
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>>675343942
Autistic anon attempts alliterative artistry. After, attacks anus angrily.
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>>675343630
Your girlfriend and her friends are fucked up.
Dump her
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>>675343942
Are you retarded?
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And I thought I was the only one. My mom and gf can't help themselves
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>>675344277
>women enjoy causing white gooey fluid to gush from a tumescent, swollen part of a man's body by manually manipulating the area.
>popping pimples is not like this at all, however.
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does anybody else here take a tweezers and rip the skin off instead of squeezing it til it bursts?
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>>675344519

Yeah your mom does that on me to
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this whole thread is stupid this guy>>675343942
is right btw the rest of you guys dont even freud
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>>675345132
fuckin' sweet...I'm gonna name my band Homo Devil Machine
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>>675343630
Yeah I can't understand it myself, my gf keeps doing it whenever we lay down together. When she gets an especially big blackhead on her thumb she shows it to me and says
>"Don't want THAT in my nonny"
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>>675343630
not just women brah, I love watching that shit too. so satisfying seeing something huge pop out of your body.
ever seen tonsil stones? shits bad ass.
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>>675345358
>Implying you are not him
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>>675345316
holy shit that looks so infected. maybe it's the lighting in the vid but that pus looks green.

how do you even get something like that on the inside of your elbow? did he get blood drawn and they didn't clean the site properly or something?
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>>675345605
>implying muh dik
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>>675345656

It's definitely infected. Probably a poorly sterilized injection of either drugs or getting blood withdrawn.
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>>675345656
drugs will do it, might also be the reason they didn't go to a professional to get it drained
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>>675343630
I have the obsession with it, I know plenty of guys who do the same though.

But I like spot popping, scab picking, hair plucking, anything like that, it's just so satisfying to see Idk, but I don't ever get giant spots and shit like >>675345316 I can end up watching sometimes but it also makes me feel really sick, I almost gag a little.

I prefer doing it to watching it 1000x


I'm kind of disappointed I don't really get spots anymore.
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>>675345358

Imagine if you had a bunch of blackheads or zits on your Johnson.......

Mooooommmm!!!!!
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>>675344612
>>675345316
That must feel so satifying after. i would hate you have a massive pimple/infection like that
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>>675345316
Why the hell is that being done with no gloves and such? That's gotta suck.
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>>675344612
That fucking boil. I had 2 Once on my left elbow. One of the more painful experiences I ever had lancing, cleaning out and packing them at home without anesthetic.
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>>675346111
im obsessed with those things aswell, here is something that might interest you too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ektMlhsH8BM
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>>675345316
Nigga needs some ciprofloxacin fucking stat.
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>>675345295

She's a real winner. Here's a picture of her. Thank you for responding ^-^ I love you
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>>675345316
Must smell fantastic
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>>675346111
try waxing some part of your body. you'll likely get ingrown hairs because waxing rips the hairs out against the grain.
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>>675343891
hahah samefag here. i actually reciprocate and pop my wifes back zits on the rare occasion she has one. Shits cash when you find a pressurized curly fry.
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>>675344612
that is MRSA.
that is not a fucking pimple that is an infection that can kill the person.

nearly lost my arm to that shit. now i have a phobia.
if i pop one and it comes back i pop again, if it comes back again i pop it and then scrub with un diluted bleach and then hydrogen peroxide soak it, then rinse with 70% isopropyl alcohol

that shit freaks me the fuck out.
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>>675346567
Smells like teen spirit
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and i thought my ex was the only girl on the planet so perverted, that she wanted to work on my pimples

4chan is like wiki for interesting stuff
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>>675343630
you should ask your gf to cum/squirt on your face and all your pimples will dissapear
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>>675346438
agreed
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>>675343891
We are married to the same girl

Except mine attacks me when shes sees one. And she goes hard to get those fuckers out. Will fight tooth and nail to get them out.

Bitches indeed be crazy
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>>675346353
Damn. Kinda gross but yes very satisfying to see it all come off!
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>>675343630
Every girl I dated has done this, girls just like this.

I enjoy just laying on my stomach while she looks for pimples to pop on my back, and if I say it hurts she'll rub her hands over my back and give me a little light massage so it's a win-win for me. I can't pop the pimples on my back anyways so she's not stealing them from me.
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>>675343891
> She says it's a monkey thing.
My god she could be right
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>>675343630
I think I have unsettling news: I might be your girlfriend, a male 30-year old german sitting naked in front of his pc (pic related).
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>>675345316
these can be cause by staphylococus and can be dangerous without proper antibiotic treatment.
and usually they require surgery to be removed or the hole will stay there oozing puss forever
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>>675343630
cause she loves you and is taking care you, keeping you look nice. you should be flattered that she is doing that
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>>675346746
le edgy memer
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Some kind of grooming/bonding instinct piggybacking on the plain old catharsis of pimple popping. I like grooming my gf and taking care of her back acne, but it's usually her idea. Same thing with trading massages.
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>>675343630
>>675344612
>>675345316
internal screaming
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