Has /b/ ever been to a nudist resort?
Interested in taking my wife to one, but I don't wanna be around flabby grampas, nor do I think we're ready for the "lifestyle" section. Any recommendations?
you dont have to be naked all the time, you can ease into it, get a super slim g-string thong and let a ball hang out.
>>675343544
>don't wanna be around flabby grampas
is the only thing there
its fucking disgusting
only once, no more
>>675344457
So... you're saying it's kind of like this?
>>675343544
I went on a nudist cruise with my wife a few summers ago. It was a fun experience and I would definitely recommend it if you enjoy the sensation of being free.
Your chances of finding flabby grandpas and grandmas are a lot higher than finding anyone even remotely attractive, still you should go and just be there for you two, ignore what goes on around you.
Why exactly do you want to be there?
>>675343544
Thats what you get. Nudism isnt about just seeing hot people naked, its about Being naked, and enjoying being naked around other naked people.
If you attach the sexual too it, you start getting boners around naked children.
>>675346404
This, although if you're a nudist boners shouldn't bother you at all, even around kids I guess.. Although one would question why you have kids on a nudist beach.
>>675347113
So they can follow your lifestyle.
>>675345634
exactly this, but with a lot of olds bitches who stares all the time
awkward and nasty
>>675349360
Sounds like my type of place
>>675345634
is that old ass Robert Irvine in the background?!?!?
>>675343544
>nudist
>wearing shoes
pick one
>>675350491
Nudists are important. They're the only people we can sell Crocs to
>>675350310
lol
>>675343544
Sorry, but it's 99% flabby grandpas. Some women in their 30s and 40s with their husbands. That's it. Nothing worth looking at.
>>675350310
restaurant impossible, clothing optional
>>675347113
Most kids arent allow at a nudist beach for that reason. I have a few places up here and one is all ages,but you have to pay more to be single.
>>675351811
Where do you live?
>>675351941
Washington state. We have rich nudist colonies so thats why there are a lot here,but in California they have beaches.
>>675352244
You ever attend any of these nude beaches?
>>675352391
No its to cold here for that tell late spring. I found a forum about it,but its a hush... hush thing around my area where they are
>>675352244
In California there are gay nude beaches. No women at all there. All guys. I think you can guess what goes on back behind the dunes at those beaches. Its a straight mans nightmare to stumble on this beach and not know its a gay nude beach.
>>675350310
underrated post
>>675343544
>I don't wanna be around flabby grampas
Then you might as well not bother being a nudist. You will also be surrounded by many, many middle-age gay men.
It's never hot teen girls, so if that's your idea, forget it.
>>675353252
I haven't done much research, but I have heard of the gay ones around san Francisco right?
>>675353493
>It's never hot teen girls
unless you go to eastern europe
>>675353553
Yes, between San Francisco and Santa Cruz there are at least 2 of those. Pretty amazing that they dont get shut down by the cops considering the amount of public sex going on.
>>675353712
eh, no. just because you fantasize about it doesn't make it true.
>>675343544
Me and GF go to nude beaches. It isn't bad. There are all ages and body types. My gf is 230 lb fatty so no excuses. Nobody makes fun of gawks at anyone. It's super chill and I'd assume a private "resort" would be more so.
id probably be walking around with a boner all day. is this frowned upon?
>>675354197
not as long as it's a feminine boner.
>>675354197
it's forgiven, as long as you don't whack off with it. It's a natural thing, just relax and it'll subside. If there's young'uns around, remove yourself from the area
>>675353252
Blacks beach near San Diego is popular among fags and the split seems pretty even gay and straight. Also I'd say 40/60 split on young old respectively.
>>675354286
well of course, dicks are fucking gay unless they're feminine
Are there such things as nudist beach just for women?
>>675354774
Sexist
>>675353948
I've been to nudist beaches in croatia, greece, italy and australia. European crowd, whilst still a lot of older generation, has many young people, families, and a real mix of society. And yes some absolute stunners. It is completely different from the USA and their fucked up victorian era ideals
>>675354496
Yeah Blacks Beach is a well known gay beach. The gay nude beaches near SF are not named and they are not easy to get to. Thats why the fags who go there are able to suck and fuck each other out in the wide open without getting busted.
>>675355382
its really not as bad as that sounds. Theres constant lifegaurd patrol, a glider port atop the cliff. Gays behave themselves here.
>>675355244
Then I'd say you either got lucky or you're lying, because that's not the experience most people have. It's almost exclusively older people and gays.
>>675351811
Didn't know you had to pay, that sucks. Hope there's some free ones wherever I go, but yeah kids shouldn't be allowed on them at all.
>>675346150
Are nudist cruise even real? What would you guys even do on a cruise naked?
>>675343544
All these responses and no one notes the woman checking out that horse-hung dude.
>nohomo, just impressed
>>675355719
The beaches Im talking about are about as bad as it gets. Like I said, If you are a straight man and you by accident wind up at that beach you will see shit you never wanted to see, and that cannot be unseen.
>>675356280
You must have a tiny benis
>>675356376
homos ruin so much shit
This makes me go way back when my nudist neighbours used to invite me to the nudist beach with them because I was the best friend of their cringe fag son...
Was odd to see all the males of the family with huge boners when his sister came after a few swims naked with the body all wet and laying down
>pic very related
It's her
>>675355880
Where? In Europe? Almost all well known beaches in summer have a huge mix of people. Oh I should add barcelona to the list too.
>>675355984
Well its like a club you go to.
>>675343544
Never been to a nudist resort, but I did go skinny dipping with like 100 other people at a music festival one time. It was hot as fuck and there was a lake at the venue. A couple people started skinny dipping and soon enough there were tons of people doing it. My GF and I did it too. It was pretty cool. I say everybody was between the age of 18 and 25 so there weren't any old creepers. Just lots of hippy chicks and dudes.
10/10 would do again. Fun and not awkward at all.
>>675357894
>so there weren't any old creepers
Why are you so fucking prejudiced?
>>675358294
old creeper detected
>>675358470
Yeah, I can guarantee a 30+ year old could fuck your girlfriend way better than you could. Stay mad kid.
Reported for underage.
>>675354486
>yung'uns
As in little kids? That just fucking wrong.
>>675358704
>implying any younger girl would want to fuck an old creeper like yourself
keep dreaming old timer. you talk a big game about fucking girls but you're the one to go find a bunch of younger nude people and creep on them. go creep on people your own age and stop being such an old faggot.
>>675359434
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