ITT we all live in /b/ manor
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ITT we all live in /b/ manor
Father, may I have some sweet rolls?
Dibs on the room under the stairs
>>675342629
dibs on the pool off to the left
>>675343049
Dibs on naked bathing in our fountain
>>675342497
Nobody touch my PC
I may or may have not backed up the toilet...
>>675342497
Which one of you perverts is fucking me while I sleep???
>>675343334
It was me
What a shitty thread with zero potential.
I'm Juan, the new gardener.
Dubs has to clean bathroom for a week
>>675342497
shitters broken
>>675343246
What's on it anon?
Lawdy, I hope missuh dont go findin me
What's for dinner tonight?
>>675342497
Who the fuck keeps eating the toilet paper?
>>675343317
>>675343724
Put gasoline on it.
It always works
>>675342497
Hi guys.
>>675343838
>>675343433
Probably this bitch.
Or the nigger >>675343760
>>675343550
No that my thing go back to the basement op
>>675343433
Carry on.
>>675343807
>>675343745
MY PORN
>>675344088
Clean the potty, whore.
Who let the dog eat my spaghetti!!!!!!!
It's alright OP. You can come out
>>675344355
When did we get a dog?
>>675342497
U'm going shopping with bill gates's stolen card
>>675343760
You piece of nigger trash. Get back here. You're going to be picking cotton for the next week.
>>675344290
Fuck the pools on fire
>>675343963
>>675344343
What kind?
>>675344409
Op here: Never!
>>675344625
LOLI PORN
toilets free
>>675344691
Get out or I will set this bitch on fire.
>>675344598
New mansion now. I'm tired of sleeping with niggers
>>675344691
I have sensory issues b/c autism, can I come in your room where it's quiet?
>>675344720
Why don't you have a seat right over there
TOP FLOOR CLAIMED FOR FEMANONS ONLY
>>675344355
Fuck your dog, he had the shits all over my bed last night! Unless that was Tom again.
>>675344990
I hide in top floor closet.
>>675344794
I'm never coming out!
Im going to put this poster on my wall
>>675344951
Sure anon come right into the closet with me
I CALL THE ATTIC!
>>675345190
Thanks m8
>>675344990
Lol the top floor is on fire >>675344598
Why are there so many spiders!?
borrowed someones toothbrush
>>675345144
lol
Just a small amount of 13 year olds looking around nervously pretending they don't know why they're there
>>675342497
Dibs on the basement
>>675345449
Because /b/ is really toxic
>>675345449
The spiders are mine.
>>675345465
That's okay, I borrowed your bat.
I just want a gay blowgang with all of you
Any room for my poster?
>>675345945
>>675346127
Sorry, I autismed a little, yeah there's room
In house chef here to help
>>675346360
whatcha cookin good lookin
I'm afraid what may lie behind the door to the dark room... maybe some1 should check there, it probably wont be so bad
>>675344990
Get out of my room
>>675346534
Vegatables
>>675346604
Oh that's just where tumblr lives. Don't go there
Where's the skeet shooting range!? I wanna smash some fucking pots
>>675346661
>>675345945
Oh yay! Another Undertale player!? *hugs anon. I'm you're new twink best friend, Sam! Let's be room mates! I'll do whatever it takes to keep you happy! ; )
Dubs picks the movie we watch tonight
Oh my god....is-is this...CP? G-guys, i have to r-report this...i.....i have to call the police
>>675346970
It's out back
Okay who broke my statue of hitler?! He never did anything wrong to you why would anyone do this!?
WAKE UP
(wake up)
YOU FORGOT TO BRING THE FLOUR TO OUR BAKE OFF
>>675346749
I thought we kick then out. Duds help me get rid of the feminist in the closet I got the gun
>>675347128
Noo they'll condemn the house!
>>675346990
Why don't you come with me out back?
And don't mind the shotgun.
>>675346990
Sure! I fuckin love UT!
The name's Jack
>>675347218
So we could erect a statue of Trump
>>675347240
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE MEMES UPON THE TABLE?!
Anyone know what this is about in my bathroom?
>>675347278
No. They stay there. We tried calling the cops, but they would not move
Also, lets talk about that watermark
>>675347278
I'll grab the harpoons!
>>675347426
You stick a puppy through it and light in on fire
Guys Coral is back send in the dogs
If anyone hears "screams" coming out of the boiler room, don't worry, that's just the wind.
>>675347426
Big schlong bob went and used that for something
>>675347336
Awesome! What do you want to do first Jack?
>>675347350
No no no we need the statue erected of Tojo because we need to keep the weeaboos at bay
>>675347743
Kill ourselves
Hey guys house inspector here, i'll try to make this is as fast as pos.....Is this CP?
>>675347424
WHY NOT GO AND SHOVE THEM IN THE STABLES
Anyone wanna be the volunteer midget to fire out of the cannon, over the house, and into the swimming pool?
>>675347921
Gotta wait for the barbecue Friday for that.
>>675347961
No lolis here sir!
>>675347604
Will that summon something interesting? If so, my chihuahua did have an unfortunate accident with some mutt down the street.
>>675347495
They are taking all ofor the food in the house there also a smell coming from their
I'm stuck, help me
>>675348072
Ah shit. I guess I'll sleep
theres nothing in common and theres nothing alike forever, i like that fact
>>675348130
So many grammar mistakes, wtf bro go back to school
>>675348116
It'll summon reddit mixed with tumblr moxed with satan
Where are the mods?
I want the attic
Gonna watch some tv
>>675348146
>Up up down down left right left right B A select start
Always works
>>675347542
Hury anon they talking about how man are monster and the door going to give any min now get the fork life
who the fuck ate all the tendies?
>>675347921
erm... no... but I can perform a death scene via ballet for you! I'm in this cool production, it's about the holocaust. Come watch anon, it's hilarious!
>>675348704
Tendies 4 thomas
>>675348657
Forget that there's too many of them! GRAB A BIGGER GUN
>>675348755
Sure. Why the hell not
>>675348657
anon's broken. Can we get a new one?
ALOHA SNACKBAR
Get the fuck out you freaks I'm claiming this manner for myself, I will have you removed one way or another, don't make this painful.
>>675349027
You need better manners before you claim this manor.
>>675348704
The feminist in basement we trying to get them of because they eating all of the food
>>675349027
Hahahhaha. Try me bitch
>>675348900
Where the guns oh no the left is stealing all of them I'll have to try something different
nobody wanted this right?
>>675349027
>>675349465
>>675349530
Aaaaah! I'm terrified of guns! Nothing should ever exist that could harm any beautiful creature of this earth! Everyone, run away and protect the innocent!
>>675349835
I was saving that shit!!
>>675349835
YOU FUCK
OUR LANDLORD IS GONNA KICK US OUT
>>675349883
Me again, I hope that
>>675349835
Is cruelty-free cacao almond milk!
>>675348975
Why they will break it again
Watchin' another VHS in the closet
>>675349883
Nigga if you just try one you'll enjoy it. I love plinking with this piece just try it homie!
>>675342497
Ok, you faggots, who took my dragon dildo, I'm so fucking pis right now.
>>675350431
A boy can dream.
>>675350509
No one fucking cares. Hang yourself in the closet faggot
>>675349530
Found this
I own this house now faggots, dubs get in the gas chamber
>>675350669
Lend me your noose
Hey guys, sorry, but I forgot when movie day is. Mind reminding me and what we're watching?
>>675350799
you got dubs
>>675350817
Here ya go. All tied for ya too
>>675350799
Topkek. Hitler's reign lasted 2 seconds
>>675350973
His dubs are genetically superior since they came from the queen.
>>675350799
Gas yourself you fucking nazi bunny
>>675350543
MFW every piece of shit rat gun in the world has a M4 stock on it
They're selling m4 stocks in CVS for christs sake, I've got an ironing board with M4 stock and rails up the end.
Faggots
I brought chocit milk
>>675350543
sweet ruger, i had one with the wooden stock. you modded that shit right the fuck out
Oh noes, is empty
>>675351343
>>675351343
Nigga that is a glass
>>675343745
Cheese pizza
>>675351056
Thanks Anon
>>675351253
Why you mad? M4 stock rails are awesome. They're made to throw whatever the fuck you want on it. Full customization friend that's what I like. Granted your views are different that's cool too
>>675344964
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS FIVE!!!!
>>675351422
>>675351428
Dunno whatchu talkin' bout
>>675351360
its a ruger sr22 or something like that right?
>>675351360
Actually didn't do anything to it. Got it from a workplace friend for 300$ came with sight n a 32rd mag
>>675351611
Lr* yes
>>675346360
Potatoes again, is it?
>>675342497
ACTUAL RECENT QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP DURING HIS SPEECH AT THE MANOR FOUND ON CNN:
"i like to dress up as CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675342497
>>675351631
sweet, I live in the south, love to go plinking, never hunt, just shoot at cans and apples and paper targets and shit. Apples are the best, dont have to clean up afterwards. You like to shoot at ranges or out in the woods?
>>675343246
>>675343745
>>675351453
Um.... I may have touched your pc...
>>675351923
Urbanfag....it sucks but my grandparents have property out in central west Texas. Always go walking the fields or down to the range with it. The sight is a pain at high noon but it's really accurate tbh
Daddy, whats for dinner?
>>675351702
thats right, cool man, heres what I took to the range last time I went shooting.
What's this gay shit about?! Cheap ass noose
>>675352399
consider the following
>>675352227
cool man, Mississippi here. I had a ruger .22 but I sold it. My best little .22 rifle was an Ithaca arms lever action. Sold it too and regret it.
>>675352128
Well, if we're all admitting something....
traps welcome in my room kek
>>675352311
>>675352662
Hunt with this. .17 HMR Savage bolt action for small game and varmins and the AR-10 for deer. Wanting to get a rail system on it and maybe even a pistol grip that unfolds into a tripod
>>675352943
ITT:Faggot
>>675353108
You gonna shoot up a school with that?
>>675353352
Fuck no get an automatic b4 you do that shit. Go out in style
>>675352128
>>675352850
Lol, Us too, but then we found the LSD.
>>675353247
you dont say! i never realized i was a faggot before now thank you for this great insight
>>675353352
Yeah because I would definitely do that. Key word "hunting" anon
>>675352311
>>675352662
>>675353108
Yeah, I got this one a few months back. Great for hunting, especially moving targets.
>>675352943
Am I welcome?
I bought a bunny
>>675353108
nice hardware man, I had an old cold bushmaster .223 ar with iron sights. Sold it too to buy weed. Wish i hadnt.
>>675354021
COLT* not cold
*leads sex dungeon*
*and orphanage*
*and chinese restaurant*
*and pet cemetery*
>>675353808
top kek
Buying one used sex slave!
>>675354021
it looked just like this, no scope, basic stock. Sold it to buy weed. Dumb decision.
>>675353789
Don't you have a k/d to increase gtfo with that shit kid
>>675354511
Fuck is love to get an ar15. Don't get me wrong I love the 10 for the stopping power behind it and it's not that bad of a kick. It's a lot heavier than a 15 though which is why I'd want one of those instead
>>675342497
My mom's ass while washing dishes, wut do?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Mymom
>>675350543
>>675351508
>>675353108
>>675354021
>>675354511
>>675354777
Thread Derailed
>>675355582
Yep this is now a thread where we all act like /k/
OKAY YOU FAGGOTS I DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT BUT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! some one left the door open so all the lollies ran out of the basement. WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
I'm going to the addcit to check on the weed it better be okay or I'm going to flip the shit out of a table
>>675354777
super trips bro. Hope you get one soon
>>675356265
IF YOU HAD PROPERLY CHAINED THEM LIKE I TOLD YOU TO THEN THEY COULDN'T HAVE RUN OUT!!!
>>675356457
Thanks lol. Any thoughts on buying a DEagle?
>>675355582
>train
(I'm back from hanging myself)
>>675356556
I was using the chains to hold up the light so the planets would grow stronger, we really need to invest more money in chains.
>>675356625
I have heard they're super expensive to shoot, and its not really a practical pistol. But if you got the money and want one go for it. my best friend wants one really bad. I personally really want a baby eagle .40cal. But I dont have the cash right now. Its a quality piece. but for a pistol its really not a practical gun. If you got the cash go for it. I never shot one. But I really want a Jericho arms baby eagle .40
>>675357090
Maybe if some fags stopped wasting all of our savings on guns......
>>675357330
and where I live you can go to pretty much any hardware store and buy ammo. The D. Eagle is super hard to find ammo for in my region. IF you got the cash got for it. Its a quality gun. But for pistol purposes, its really not practical.
>>675345500
DINNER IS SERVED!
>>675352311
Hey I got dubs. Cool. Its a Walther ppk/s .380 and a Smith and wesson .32long.
>>675357920
>>675343527
Downer Dan back from community college
>>675357920
I'll have some of those double dubs for dinner.
If trips all you niggers are homeless.
>>Trips
I'm hosting the police fundraiser on the lawn over the weekend. Lotta detectives were invited
>teach you guys to not eat my tendies
>>675357358
>implying we don't need to prepare for the white holocaust
