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Ask someone who is about to go to Israel for the first time anything?

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Ask someone who is about to go to Israel for the first time anything?
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why? you wanna get shot with a mudslime rocket or just see some cut jew dick in its natural environment?
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>>675327078
Why?
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go to haifa and visit the bahai garden. it's awesome.
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why did you skip the army? mishtametet.
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>>675327078
Don't come back bitch.
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>>675327078
Uh tits or gtfo
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>>675327078
Enjoy killing innocent Palestinians, zionist.
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Why are you now showing tits ?
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>>675327078
Sounds dope. What'cha doing there?
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Is your asshole hairy ?
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>>675327078
Dont use the brussels aeroport, there was already a bombing there
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>ask anything, just don't expect a reply.
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>>675327933
>innocent Palestinians
kek
Listen, OP, don't worry about violence. You're like 10 times as likely to get murdered by nignogs if you stay home.
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>>675328038

my taint is
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>>675327078
where are you from and what motivated you to go?
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Do you like gentile boys?
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>>675328173


Im from West Virginia. Since I am jewish, this company paid for me to visit Israel once.
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>>675328173
probably them shekels israel gives to any "returning" jew.
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Free Hat
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>>675327078
Which side are you going to blow yourself up for? Kike or sand nigger?
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>>675328160
give us a swatch of your curly patch.
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It's fake
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>>675327078
you know the rules
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>>675327078

Do Israeli boys want girls who have rolled their hair in dog poop
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love dreads on a white woman
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Listen you Jew cunt tits or gtfo.
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can i have dreadlocks+tits?
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>>675327078
are you going to jewish camp ? or you wanna check out the hunger in palestine and be more jew ?
or are you going to accept JesusChrist as your Lord and Savior ?
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>>675327078

What would you do if during rough anal sex the guy told you he was not Jewish and his dick was made of pork
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OP, reveal dem tiddys.
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>>675328258
taglit? don't let them wash you. i'm an israeli jew and it's pretty hard here. you may likely get disappointed in the long run.
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banned?
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>>675327078
you're not even israeli lmao there's nothing more pathetic than white women who pretend they read the qaran and go live in israel
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>>675328704
are you bombing children or jailing them for years for throwing a rock fucking kike ?
also how does it feel to demolish a palestinian home because the actions of another one ?
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>>675328258
even if "some company" paid me 1k dollars and a free ticket I still wouldn't go

I hope ur raped and sliced up you pathetic slapper, get a job.
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>>675327078

Do you smoke Kohser Pot
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>>675328942
gtfo you watch too much news normalfag
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>>675329015
stupid ugly whore probably vapes LE ganja
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>>675328942
Feels good man, better if you kill a few children.
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>>675329081
you were gonna call me a goy weren`t you gold loving bastard ?
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>>675329146
idiot.
(i'm the one he replied to.)
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>>675329246
you are a goy its a fact, why should i state the obvious. i was hoping youre at least not ultra dumb.
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>>675329270
I'm op you sado.
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No tits?
No tis.

R U DUMB OR SUMTHIN
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>>675329366
shit up and apologize for killing jesus.
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>>675329371
i though so ugly whore. did you thought for a minute i like you cause your jewish?
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>>675329520
*did you think
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>>675328704

Her hair looks so filthy they might not let her on the pale unless she washes
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>>675327078 are you ready to be raped and killed?
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>>675329520
Learn how to string a proper sentance together, Jew dick.
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>>675329520
Jews and mudslides are basically the same, even niggers are worth more. The people of the Middle East are fucking worthless.
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>>675329727
>sentance
top fucking kek
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>>675329462
forgive me sweet jeebus who probably is highly overrated and likely to have hated many of those who call themeselves christians nowadays.

>>675329727
why should i? english is an inferior language, of the masses. yet, i'm drunk like hell and sober probably have more knowledge in it than you are. drunk also, in fact.
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את נשארת להרבה זמן או קצת זמן?
אשמח לארח אותך בביתי...אני בן 19
או לשבת לכוס קפה
או ללוות אותך בישראל
להראות לך את האקץ קצת
או לספר לך על מקומות לבקר בהם
Hopefully you understand hebrew
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>>675329989
A miss spelled word that funny to you? Very easily assumed how sad.
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>>675329996
>I'm LE dru|\/K AZ h3L1

no you're not you insecure illiterate mong
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>>675330189
i am. really. jealous?
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>>675329996
Wtf, Jewish spastic detected.
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>>675327078

Do Jewish girls like being told they look sexy just like Ann Frank

That is hypothetical you look like a nasty train wreck
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>>675330326
spastic?
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>>675328258
Is the trip business-related? What's your job? Are you excited?
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>>675330326
if you throw insults like spastic you must explain...
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>>675329115

Looks nasty and i mean in the worse way NOT in any good way
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Are you afraid of being stabbed?
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>>675330446
I work at a Vegan Cat Cafe. People adopt kittens and drink coffee.
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>>675329996
Jesus doesn't hate people, he hates what they do.
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>>675330954
you're correct.
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>>675330806

I can see that being big in WV
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>>675328942
>how does it feel to demolish a palestinian home
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1. Are you even a little bit sorry your people murderer my Lord?
2. Wanna do it before you leave, maybe you can have a little christijude baby then take him to the wailing wall where he can appreciate the religious significance from two different angles.
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>>675330188
context...
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>>675331140

It's doing okay. Thanks for noticing, we are trying hard. Not alot of Vegans here. We get alot of coal miners in the morning
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>white "le hippy"woman who is neither born a Jew or Israeli is going to Israel

you may as well just slash your own throat right now and end your pathetic life
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>>675330806
and if you come back do you really think you can go back to that?

after you've been raped and beaten up? hmm? silly little girl
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>>675328148
Judging by her hairdid, that's probably her fantasy.
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stop ignoring certain questions you pathetic ugly tart

le I'm 2 cool to answer them Le all oo so mysterious 619
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>>675327078
is that you in the pic OP, if so you are very pretty.
jewish with dreads too quite unique.


I would like to go to isreal myself a lot of very ancient buildings there and a lot of history.
jordan would be a good place to go too, dead sea and petra, you should pop over the border.

also in isreal you could stay for a long time in a kibbutz
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>>675332288
Where does OP say the pic is of them.

Did you forget to read the filename?

Or forget to ask for the timestamp?

You must be a newfag.
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>>675332438
she should visit a palestinian neighborhood with that star flashing out, that would be pretty noice.
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nadi youre a faggot
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>>675330806
damn that sounds fucking ultra gay.
if that place exists it is one of the gayest places on earth.
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Op my wiener is kosher so it's ok to put it in your mouth. If you want.
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>>675332438
I offered to put it in her butz but she no vay
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>>675332438
you are pathetic
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>>675327078
fucking jew bitch, better die back there
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>>675327078

Show taint.

Also wear a false nose if you want to fit
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>>675327078
>Ask someone who is about to go to Israel for the first time anything?
Hmmmm anything? K, what does your cunt look like?
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>>675334464

in.
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>>675327385
>see some cut jew dick in its natural environment
kek
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>>675327078
Cool. My kike friend went to do his military service over there. He got blown the fuck up and had facial reconstruction surgery. I didn't even recognize him when he got back to murrica. Isreal seems pretty nice.
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how badly are you expecting to be raped?
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>>675335198

But did he see any cut jew dick in it's natural environment.
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>>675327078
why
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>>675327385
why? you wanna get shot with a mudslime rocket or just see some cut jew dick in its natural environment?
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>>675335467

why? you wanna get shot with a mudslime rocket or just see some cut jew dick in its natural environment?
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>>675335548

why? you wanna get shot with a mudslime rocket or just see some cut jew dick in its natural environment?
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>>675335601

why? you wanna get shot with a mudslime rocket or just see some cut jew dick in its natural environment?
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why? you wanna get shot with a mudslime rocket or just see some cut jew dick in its natural environment?
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you're gonna be raped, killed, and then raped again.
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>>675327933
Innocent palistinians ha ha ha ha
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>>675335373
Besides his own? Probably. I mean, who can get through an average day without seeing a few penises amirite?
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>>675335829

Psssst, anyone want to see some cut jew dick in its natural environment?

Just go to Israel.
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Are you an orthodox jew?
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Hope ISIS fucks you up. Oh wait, they're a Jewish conspiracy.
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>>675335963

Going to Israel?

I heard it was the perfect place to see some cut jew dick in its natural environment?
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>implying jews have a natural environment
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>>675336135

Interested in cut jew dick?

Then Israel is the perfect place to see it, in it's natural environment.
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>>675336313

Also

>Implying anyone wants to see cut jew dick.
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Vote

http://strawpoll.me/7103924
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>>675336347

Jew cut dick?

The natural environment for that is Israel, my dear boy.
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Oh look, it's this recycled picture again.
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>>675336675
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>>675336675

Anyone know where I can observe cut jew dick in its natural environment?
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