Who done it, /b/?
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Who done it, /b/?
terrorists
>>675316548
classic jason, lol.
>>675316548
Niggs, of course
Jason, it's the first letters of the months represented by the numbers
Dinkelberg
Gerry is the name most resembling a black, so it must have been Gerry.
jason
>>675316548
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Jason
Gerry, duh man shit
>>675316548
The black guy
>>675316548
That depends on the name of the nigger.
>>675316548
>>675316548
jason
>>675316548
Trick question, it was a suicide.
>>675316772
That only implies that the numbers are a code for Jason, not that he is the killer. Nick could have written them as well.
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>>675316795
im loving the logic anon
He killed himself and framed Jason to make it look like a murder in order for his wife to claim his life insurance because he was secretly in crippling debt trying to make ends meet and felt his family deserved a better life.
>>675316752
/thread
Jason.
>>675317239
This Who's jasons girl? She could be pissed she caught jason sucking off the now dead guy
>>675316548
Rolling
9fgt
>>675316548
If the guy had time to write out five numbers in code, why not just write JASON?
>>675316548
any chump coulda walked into that room and scribbled on the calendar in blood
obviously it's the black one that did it
>>675316548
if the victim was straight, then the murderer is most likely either Julie, Gerry, or Sophie
if the victim was gay, then the murderer was most likely Gerry or Nick
the odds will change once we learn the gender of the suspects, the sexuality of the suspects, the relationship of the suspects to the victim
however, Jason can be ruled out as a suspect as the victim (unless suffering from an extreme case of autism) would write the killer's name instead of trying to put it into a code that is laughably easy to decipher
from that we know that the murderer was trying to frame Jason
>>675317036
A lot of people use facebook.
A lot of images are floating around facebook.
What's your point there, anon?
>>675316548
Who - what a silly name for a black man
>>675316548
ISIS strikes again
>>675316548
Easy, the man killed those five people and then killed himself
>>675316548
The Jew but they'll use their media to convince everyone that the Muslim did it.
>a man was murdered
>sophie should be brought in for questioning
>turns out her and the man were having an affair
>she threatened to go to his wife
>he said he would make sure she was fired
>she got upset and bashed him in the head with a paperweight
>he went down, not moving or breathing
>she freaks out, covers her tracks by writing stupid numbers on the calendar
>idiot cops claim the numbers spell out jason
>jason put on trial
>jason sent to jail
>security camera footage ignored because these cops wanted to solve riddles
>mfw sophie skips town and moves to mexico
>written with blood
Julie or Sophie. Guys don't get periods.
>>675316795
The numbers represent a month, january = 1, february = 2.
6= June
4= April
9= September
10=October
11=November
JASON
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>>675317611
>cancer
Come up with your own riddles
>>675317855
checked and keked
>>675317939
Yeah, cuz everthing else on /b/ is oc nowadays.
So there are five suspects and five numbers, totaling to seven clues if you add the blood and the calendar. Gerry has five letters, 7 - 5 is 2, Julie has five letters but J is the tenth letter in the alphabet giving us a total of 17 when adding our numbers together. Given that, two suspects can be eliminated because 1 - 7 is -6 meaning get rid of six, or 6, meaning Sophie is out because Sophie has 6 letters. So we are down to four suspects. Four. Nick had lunch Vivian so he couldn't have done it. Three. All clue numbers combined equals thirty, which means that 3 suspects are not ok because 3*0 = 0. So zero suspects. No one on this suspect list did it. The man, who was actually Todd Bremlehn, has been spending most of his nights at a bar called McCheaney's. Karen is a bartender there so she can supplement her income. Karen is also married and notably unhappy. She says this every chance she gets. Todd probably took advantage and fucked Karen, and then Karen, not wanting her husband to find out, killed Todd.
Karen did it.
The CSI-team must be all interns today, that's the laziest case I've ever seen
>>675317917
Wow you must be a fucking genius
>>675318178
>this is your argument
Fuck off
>>675316931
Seconded.
>>675318629
>actually thinks /b/ is anything but an endless flow of reposted shit and subhuman fetisch porn
newfag, facebook has superior oc to /b/
I bet you cant solve it this way, mofos
>>675319448
the game
>>675316548
>VIA 9GAG.COM
>>675319448
It was me and you can't prove otherwise.
>>675317036
>9gag
double cancer
>>675319160
time to go back to "superior" website, "oldfag".
>inb4 hurr durr I was just pretending to be retard hurr you took the bait
