What do you think about Canada?
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What do you think about Canada?
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>>675286286
moose, trees, silly pronunciation of words like "out" and bills with kids playing hockey on it.
but not hating it btw.
>>675286866
how do you say out?
I say it the same way google definitions does.
>>675286866
We're basically oblivious to our accent. Maybe someone in Ottawa it's noticeable.
They're not funny at all, but think somehow they are.
They're always the most annoying fag in csgo or any other online game.
South Park got it pretty accurate.
Nobody cares about canada for good reason.
>>675287107
>Spot the american
>>675287107
Maybe you just don't get the joke.
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
They're like Alaskans but without red, white, and blue running through their veins.
>>675287357
Leaves are important. I know, I'm in forestry.
>>675287357
Back to /pol/
>>675287419
Have you even been to Toronto?
>>675286286
Canada is love
Canada is life
>>675287107
Fuck
You
>>675286286
>What do you think about Canada?
moose burgers. yummy.
Canada fag here laughing at you retard americans,
you think you actually got bin laden, and chanted USA relatively - lol.webm
you actually think 911 was not a false flag - lmao.webm
your elections are fucked
your minimum wage is fuck - even with your dollar higher we still make more so dont even
your just a bunch of redneck faggots
>>675288790
As a fellow Canadian I try to have a self identity without smashing Americans.
>>675288976
dont care faggot,
they need to know that their Alpha days are over
>>675289058
They were never alpha lmao
>>675288790
You are clearly an american trying to bait.
>>675288790
MURICA B8
>>675288790
bread
403 over here
>>675289832
519/Guelph
>>675286286
shit weapons laws
>>675286286
>>675286860
lmao
>>675287419
>red and white
>But NEVER blue, eh
>>675286286
>>675290498
The king is dead. Long live the king.
>pic related
>Redneckish in a Wisconsin type way
>Love for bacon and smoked meats
>All around decent-ish people
>Cities like Toronto is a melting pot of shit tons immigrants
>The French suck
>Lumber sexual is the hipster over there
was I accurate?
>>675290950
cuba will provide the reach around
>>675291175
>LEAF
We don't suck.
>>675291175
N2B
>>675287027
I often hear, "Oot and aboot," as the impression of Canadians, but it's really more like, "Oat and aboat,"
>>675289832
905 here
The country is beautiful, leaf posters on this site seem alright, don't know about the people in there. Trudeau needs to be hanged.
>>675291248
STFU FRENCH FUCK, STAY IN QUEBEC
send cheese curds though
>>675291393
What an idiot.
>>675291355
no no no, where at tho
>>675287517
Fuck sakes im canadian and despise toronto
I saved this pic forever ago and I havent found a use for it before today
>>675291449
shut your mouth sensitive fag, youre on 4chan idiot
>>675291185
I dont think you realize what you said there. It was brilliant.
>>675286866
Just because we don't sound like a hick with too much chew in his lip when we say it.... Smh
>>675291626
TY anon fag
>>675287027
>>675291313
And in Toronto, we don't pronounce (prah-known-ss) the "t" when it follows "n"...
"How cold is it in January?"
"You don' know aboat Toron'o win'er."
>>675291632
easy easy, i said silly not dumb. i like canada. always go hunting there.
>>675291459
Niagara
in pelham
>>675291763
No thats just you uneducated scarborough niggers
It's america hat and Alaska is the ponytail
>>675291944
Wrong side, faggot
>>675292024
Uneducated sauga faggot niggers*
I stand corrected
>>675291994
Please see
>>675290950
>>675286286
I love Canada but I hate our Prime Minister
>>675286286
What do I think about Canada??? I don't.
>>675291994
And mexiblo is the shit coming out of our ass
>>675292104
P.S.: You do it, too; you think you don't, but you do
>>675291763
Yeah I'd say as an average Canadian guy I don't use nor do I often hear any peculiar pronunciations of shit.
No "oot n aboot" certainly not "oat n aboat"
Most of the Canadian accents you'll hear are middle eastern and Asian.
>>675286286
>What do you think about Canada?
Pretty, a lot of nice people, but there's an undercurrent of semi-retardation or some other unpleasant inbred streak, like the Argentines have. Something is wrong just under the surface. You can never really trust a Canadian or an Argentine. Don't get me started on Romanians.
>>675292565
Those oot's and aboot's usually come from those in the maritimes. Mostly Newfoundland. If you listen to trailer park boys you can hear it. Especially with randy.
>>675286286
Seems like a pretty chill place.
>>675286286
>Canada
who?
sounds like a nigger name
>>675292565
But we wouldn't hear it; go somewhere like Vegas or London and they'll know where you're from by your accent
>>675292831
Is that a True Romance reference?
>>675292746
Accurate, I'm in Toronto
>>675292835
Sure thing, I'm just saying that I don't stress O's and don't know many who do
>>675291944
this.
Downtown TO is made up of a million different cultures. Each are destroying the English language in their own special way. Toronto is the last city in the country to speak like the stereotypes insist we all do. Matter of fact, the only places that speak remotely close to how the stereotypes insist are Easterners. And they don't represent fuck all in terms of overall population.
>>675293331
And I'm saying you probably do it more than you think, but growing up speaking like that we don't hear it anymore- others pick up on it
>>675287027
If you want to find out how Americans think Canadians pronounce things, listen to someone from Minnesota. Minnesotans talk more like the Canadian stereotype than most Canadians do.
>>675286860
>went skiing in Italian alps
>stopped off in Verona
>+6 C
>Italians in winter jackets/hats/gloves
>me in a hoodie
>street performer asks, "are you from alaska?"
>>675293585
noope I sure don't.
I occasionally do drop an eh tho
Plus I say Bagel like Bay-gul not bag-gul
>>675293872
Also Rochester; the accents are related
>>675294043
Yup, you sure do, you just don't know it
>>675294173
Ah yes who was I to doubt anon the master linguist and all-hearer of accents.
I'm not arguing that my English is different from UK or US- but I am saying that I don't have any conventionally Canadian accent.
Furthermore I'm not sure why you're so obsessed in my opinion differing from yours. Trump-san pls
>>675287753
Canada's largest city
>>675291355
905 here in the Hammer
>>675294594
I am a cunning linguist :P
>>675287107
>they're not funny at all
vintage russel peters? austin powers? trailer park boys? jim carrey? seth rogan? leslie nielsen? john candy?
>annoying fags in online games
really? my vote is for the american faggots that think they're hardened soldiers because they shot grandpas .22 once. we get it, you have guns.
>nobody cares about canada
k i guess we'll just keep winning olympic hockey gold.
>>675294814
I love those guys.
https://youtu.be/GK9EmWZNPpo?list=PL9jmZZBcWhYQOfgtHnniROwxeR1qrr6hG
I guess we can be friends after all anon-kun.
>>675291482
>being this Vancouver
>>675294855
nice dubs but canada is still shit sonny :^) all your women are more whores than american hunnies. which is saying A LOT. all your 13-25yr old males are swagfags too
>>675294594
It's not a difference of opinion, it's a fact: you don't speak a "region-free" diction- go to Vegas, they'll know you're from Toronto, go to London, they'll know you're from Toronto, go to New York, they'll know you're from Toronto- we have an accent as distinct and recognizable as Boston, whether or not you know it
>>675289832
403 as well homie where you at
>>675291763
Torrahna
Torrahno
Churontoe
>>675295258
>>675294594
>I'm not arguing that my English is different from UK or US
I weep for your countries literacy rate.
>>675295166
Beautiful Canadian women put out? Fuck, get me out of here I prefer cocks.
>this is you
