lests get an fbf bread going
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lests get an fbf bread going
is it bad that all of them describe my current life?
>>675273145
That's debatable.
>>675272740
Greentext is better
>too lazy to get out of chair
>piss in half-full water bottle
>>675273313
>cum on face/chest while fapping
>leave it there instead of trying to clean up
>>675273313
>>675274027
complete newfags
idk how to greentext but cum on stomach when wanking at night, wipe it up with underwear, wear the same underwear the next day at school.
me @14 years old
>>675274289
enjoy your b&
>>675274268
Then enlighten us with your depravity, oh anon.
>>675274405
learn what @ means when used in a sentece newfag
>>675274405
when i was fourteen dipshit, im not 14 now
>>675274405
>Enjoy your b&
>b&
>being this new
>how doi grentext
I love face book frog!
>>675274483
geez...
>>675274737
fapping bullfrog
>>675274516
sorry, didn't know 12 comes after 14
>>675274827
im actually ten you rasist bi
>>675274483
fbf newfag, if you don't know what it is
>>675274515
>not knowing how to greentext
>sentece
>@ in a sentence
not 14, he's 14 and 1/3
B&
>>675274289
grim
>>675274806
>>675274737
Isn't it foul bull frog?
>>675274975
fingerbumfrog
Is it actually bad to cum on yourself?
if i have a morning wank i just cum on my stomach then have a shower
>>675274515
>>675274405
>>675274827
>>675274893
thanks for the evenings entertainment fellos
>>675275049
R u new to life bro?
>>675275049
its good for your skin apparently
>>675275049
You'll smell like jizz until you shower, but no harm.
>>675275049
i been doing this since I was a teen, go to the toilet and clean it up with tissue paper and have a piss to so it's not stuck in my urethra
better than having a cum sock or tissue all around your bed
>>675272833
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>>675273003
>>675273389
>>675274268
>>675274893
>>675274978
Cannot relate to any of these
>>675275503
That means you're a normie!
>>675274405
>enjoy your banned
>>675275899
gave me a gigel
>>675274893
>not knowing how to greentext
how did you figure that one out Sherlock?
>>675276132
well i can relate to this but thats also because i work night shift
>>675276726
Thank you for your input
>>675276726
ur fucking lame, lameo
>>675278283
lamo has evolved into lameo
>>675272740
Great initiative. Too bad I've lost all of them.
>>675276726
go away evil dogger
>>675275825
Only a Normie would use an explanation point
>>675280721
>explanation point
>>675280721
I'd like an explanation for what an explanation point is.
old mem iz old
at least you tried anon
better than the endless pasta these days
Need some advice, /b/.
>hanging out with ex lately
>still love her with all my heart
>my first gf, her first bf
>lost virginity to each other
>tell her I still love her
>she's not interested in a relationship, but likes being around me
>I enjoy being around her
>still want to be around her, but it kills me knowing we'll never be in a relationship again
I haven't even been friend zoned, she just doesn't want to be with anyone at all. I'm so confused. Do I keep meeting up with her, despite it slowly destroying me inside, or do I cut her off and miss her every day?
i started drinking this bob marley "one drop" iced coffee drink.. and then i was like
>Jamaiaca Jamaica!
and i thought that would be a hilarious fuckinmg review video but i dont make videos
>>675282189
Hell to the fucking no. She enjoys the attention she gets from you and is just keeping you around till she finds someone better. You already know on a realistic level there's no fairy tale happy ending with the two of you.
Just don't waste your time on her, start working hard on yourself, improving yourself, making yourself interesting and figuring out what you want in life and making goals to move forward with that.
TL :DR don't waste time chasing girls, work on making yourself awesome and don't waste your time on people who are only interested in the attention you give them and don't give shit back in return
>>675282915
Thanks anon, that makes sense.
>>675272740
This is exactly how I wake up in any week-end.
>>675272740
This shit made me laugh so hard fucking shit
