Ask an intractably suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
If you are also depressed or suicidal, there is hope. Seek medical attention, and ask if you have any questions.
>>675269521
Why have you not killed yourself yet?
>>675269754
Luck. I'm sure it will run out someday soon Anonymous, so don't worry.
Why do you post the same fucking thread everyday?
>>675270075
He's expecting help from a korean webm board. No, really.
>>675270075
Same reason everyone else does.
You need help?
>>675270151
I think you need imageboard, and no, I'm hoping to help, not seeking it.
>>675270158
It would help if you'd stop posting the same shit everyday anon. Thanks m8
tits or gtfo
Tell me your everyday existential struggle. Also do you get insanely turned on by the thought of sleeping with other people who think/feel like you?
>>675270231
Yeah, I'm sure I'm the reason /b/ sucks. Not all the YLYL threads or furry threads. No, surely it's this solitary thread.
>>675270338
My libido is so low, I don't think having sex would turn me on.
>>675270405
You know you can take shit for that?
>>675270405
You know what helps with libido? Sex.
>>675270352
What a monster of a man. Like an italian junglecat he is.
>>675270461
Doesn't work for me, sadly.
>>675270476
I just said sex wouldn't turn me on.
>>675270405
are you the bitch that called me trash on my nihilistic everyday problems thread yesterday?
>>675270405
You asked if I need help, and I replied with something you could do to help me, not /b/. Czech yahself b4 u reckt yourselve
>>675270556
Wot.
Bullshit, what have you been taking?
>>675270570
It wouldn't actually help.
>>675270562
No, I don't post in other threads.
>>675270619
Addyi, along with plenty of medications not specifically for women.
>>675270623
So why do you come to /b/ and not show tits, if I may ask?
>>675270770
You are such a newfag. Attention whores post tits; I'm not seeking attention, I'm trying to help people.
Lurk moar before posting.
>>675269521
Meds for depression are garbage, meds for anxiety even worse. Shit is almost hopeless.
>>675270861
I asked two questions, you only replied to the bait that involved sex and ignored the other completely. Idiot. Now post your tits or gtfo.
>>675270999
Beta blockers for anxiety are highly effective.
>>675271006
Yeah, and?
Have you ever taken it up the arse?
>>675271052
you're a dumb whore, now...aren't you, love?
>>675269521
You suggest your own situation is hopeless, yet you offer hope to others in a similar situation. Are you a hypocrite or is your inferiority complex superior to everyone else's?
>>675269521
Why are you suicidal and depressed?
>>675271199
she wants /b/'s attention.
>>675271126
Why would you ask that?
>>675271140
Well, I've got a degree or two and I work in the financial markets at a big name company.
So I don't need the money, at least.
>>675271199
Neither. Do you think an oncologist should not offer help to his or her patients, despite knowing he cannot save all of them?
Not all conditions get better; that doesn't mean other conditions can't improve.
>>675271251
Genetics.
>>675269521
Wanna talk on Kik without the group since you always deny the group
>>675271282
More like I want depressed anons to come here and ask questions. Don't really care for attention.
>>675271285
Why wouldn't I, you said I could ask anything and so I have.
>>675271347
Nope.
>>675271376
Yeah, and? What do you gain from the knowledge?
>>675270405
>Yeah, I'm sure I'm the reason /b/ sucks.
No but you sure are trying your hardest.
>>675271435
The knowledge itself.
>>675269521
hey you post every time I get off work, this will be my 5th thread. what's your first name if its not to much to ask
>>675271285
Do you feel that external validation in the form of useless social constructs like university degrees and successful career for a "big name company" fill the void inside of you at least partially or you use it as a shield to block the plebs around you, making you feel like you're better than them?
>>675269521
Been there. Cymbalta saved me
>>675271285
>Genetics.
In what way?
>>675271435
But I need help with something that I would rather not share with everyone and one of the few forms of contact I could have included kik
>>675270405
that's interesting, I find my sex drive to be non-existant. what else is there to life if not mind blowing sex?
>>675271449
Yeah, I'm doing this as hard as I can too.
>>675271489
Will gain you nothing.
>>675271511
There's some good reasons I can't tell you that just yet. Sorry, dear friend.
>>675271564
>useless social constructs
No, I didn't get a humanities degree good sir. I got two STEM degrees.
>>675271569
Glad to hear it. Didn't help me.
>>675271599
I have a single allele mutation that causes my serotonin to be markedly more fragile.
>>675271604
What sort of help?
>>675271648
...a lot of stuff. Maybe get out of your bedroom some day, Anonymous.
>>675269521
Soooo what would your advice be to a patient with your symptoms ? And why are you not following it?
>>675271285
What do you think about animated pornography op
>>675269521
OP, I'm hilariously depressed, homeless and a full-time freelance artist, wanna Kik and discuss life issues and philosophy?
>>675271716
Who said anything about gain?
I asked a question that I desire to know the answer to. There is no rhyme or reason to it.
>>675271716
I need help with a problem that's been bugging me and slowly messing me up mentally
>>675271767
I am following it. Not sure why you posted tits though.
>>675271818
Not really. KiK seems kinda weird to me.
>>675271819
There is, you just aren't explicating it.
I'm stuck in a rut. I hate myself and at the same time I still have hope that I will get better I just don't know how. I've seen 8 psychologists and 3 psychiatrists. Every time I go to one they can't help me because I just can't get myself to do something to get better. What do?
>>675271716
The concept of collecting, understanding, memorising, and then demonstrating certain amount of knowledge in a given area, to receive validation and PROOF of your intelligence and skills is a useless societal construct.
>>675271716
>I have a single allele mutation that causes my serotonin to be markedly more fragile.
Thank god, nobody with a personality like yours should ever be happy.
>>675271716
>>675271648 (You)
...a lot of stuff. Maybe get out of your bedroom some day, Anonymous.
b-b-but crippling social anxiety that I cannot overcome :(
>>675271869
I think I explained quite clearly why.
A simple yes or no would suffice.
>>675271869
Tbh i thought u where a dude...anyway dont give up and good luck. Dont an hero...Thats afucking waste of life
>>675270075
Wait op has been posting everyday? Neat
>>675269521
When will you draw more pictures OP?
>>675272145
Taylor no-so-swift
>>675271859
Email is better for me then kik
>>675271924
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and focus on other people now.
>>675271949
Right?
>>675271964
So get beta blockers.
>>675271882
If you can't do something to get better, then what hope does anyone have for helping you?
Let me tell you a little something, dear Anonymous. I've always felt this way, ever since I was very young. It's cost me a lot, over the years. Inch by inch, it'll take your life if you let it.
So don't let it. It's hard, but it is always possible to get out. Start a journal, and try to do the things you need to do every day. Mark which ones you do. That re-inforces it. If you slowly build up, doing one new thing every day or even just maintaining the things you do, after ten weeks or so, it'll be an effortless habit.
Ten weeks isn't so long, when faced with an eternity of being in stasis, feeling as sick and tired and weary as you are now forever.
So focus on the 10 weeks and try. Try your best, and keep hill climbing up. Even if you stumble and fall back a bit, if you keep moving forward, you'll get there.
>>675272145
Yes. Yes it is.
>>675272152
Yes.
>>675272222
I wont.
>>675272301
My email is foxnewsisnotnews@gmail if that's what you prefer I'll use it
ITT: OP uses her book smarts to try to help others but cannot come off as anything but a condescending, dismissive and attention seeking asshole
Sherry, Niles?
>>675272382
oh, look, it's not just me who got it. Good call, anon.
>>675272382
I could come across differently, if I tried.
>>675272301
>Right?
What an obvious deflection. Don't try to fall into the insult you stupid bitch.
>>675272491
Yes, but you don't really care, and that's part of the reason why you're such a cunt that everyone hates desu
>>675269521
Oh the fat chick is upset because she's kicked off The Walking Dead.
>>675269521
>Ask an intractably suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
This thread again? I thought you were going to ACTUALIZE on Sunday. What happened? Nothing, obviously. Go ahead and kill yourself. No one will miss you. Go decompose, already. Make room for more niggers.
Can you play chess?
>>675271716
Your name is Sarah.
>>675272499
Why? It's comfortable in there.
>>675272557
No, I care, it's just too early in the morning.
>>675272558
See, that was actually inventive.
>>675272585
Yes, but only for money.
>>675272583
Huh? Actualize? I didn't even post on Sunday.
>>675272630
Sarah Conner I hope.
To be honest, the moment i realised that we are all dead on the inside anyway i kind of stopped giving a fuck and i dont struggle with depression and suicidal thoughts. OP just needs to admit that no matter how smart she is, sometimes all guys want is a good fuck.
>>675272658
What's your thoughts on Macintosh pro?
>>675272382
after a number of threads and posts of hers ive witnessed I determin this to be 100% correct. to be fair though her area is medication.
>>675272658
How silly and cliché.
>>675272692
No not Conner. But her first name is in fact Sarah.
>>675271052
Highly effective against normalfag tier anxiety, possibly.
>>675269521
How can you actually live with yourself? No i mean it? You're fake as shit. If you were actually facing depression or suicidal shir you wouldnt even have the energy to post here. Fuck you make me sick. Who you gonna help? The other retarded /b/tards? Or you just gonna reply to yourself until you feel like dr phil?
>>675272933
Op is literally the type of person who claims to be an addict but hasnt drank in decades but just goes to aa to host a personal blog while ignoring actual shit. Ie scum. Go fuck yourself op
>>675272658
>No, I care, it's just too early in the morning.
Oh so now you're an excuse making liar. What about the other five threads, were you tired in all five of them too, even in the afternoon, evening, midday and night?
Perhaps you're a cunt and everybody hates you because you're a typical bitch doing what any bitch with an education would do to ruin the day of others.
>Why? It's comfortable in there.
Do you think that using the same tactic twice in a row will make me think you're confident with your choice? You insecure bitch.
>>675272723
Uhhh. Okay.
>>675272729
Too expensive.
>>675272779
I usually do better when more people ask about drugs.
>>675272799
Don't even know what you are responding to.
>>675272884
Yeah, that's not my name.
>>675272891
It's effective during surgery, I'm pretty sure it could help for you.
>>675272933
Yeah, depression isn't always like that, and I also have treatment.
>>675273038
I have no idea how you even got any evidence for that conclusion. It looks so delusion, I wonder if you have schizo-affective disorder.
Do you often hear your mother calling you in the morning, despite the fact she isn't?
>>675272729
Macintosh plus
Retarded fuck
Can you operate a motor vehicle that has a manual gearbox?
>>675273102
Who said I wanted to make you anything?
>>675273236
Yes, though I prefer dual clutch.
>>675273137
No, but sometimes my disordered thoughts sound like my overly protective mother in my head. What does that mean?
>>675273138
I want talking about the song faggots
>being this new
Kill yourself
>>675273137
>I usually do better when more people ask about drugs.
Yes we've determined that sweetie, the adults are talking. Knowledge about a topic doesn't equal a personality.
>>675273279
Why?
>>675273323
Wasn't *
*faggot
>>675272558
>>675272658
>>675273283
Means you are normal. Might want to talk to a doctor about the lack of focus though.
>>675273341
Gonna just let that one go.
>>675273365
It's a lot smoother when shifting at high speeds.
>>675273246
>Who said I wanted to make you anything
Make me some toast and rub your cunt lips on it extra smegma
>>675273402
Haha! It's a joke about people being fat! I get it now, despite my picture showing me as rail thin!
Haha! Haaaa....
>>675273457
I only have bagels.
>>675273425
I'm in therapy and finishing. What lack of focus are you talking about?
>>675272779
Her area is Tits or Gtfo. There are already swarms of counselors and even more depressed/anxious fags on here. Always have been.
>>675273425
>Gonna just let that one go.
We already know that you dismiss facts when they don't make you feel good.
You're boring and everyone hates you.
>>675273137
You missed my point asshat. You claim to be a specialist on an issue you havent dealt with or faced probably ever, or maybe even in years. You're out of touch and a dickhead. My mom may be a cunt, but your nasty ass gash of a shitstain life is still way worse than her chicken skin smegma crusted birth hole.
>>675273425
What do you think of fishing?
>>675273497
i don't think making fun of someone fat is fun, but in all honesty, you don't look rail thin in your photo.
>>675273497
Wow you just hate fat people, I found her to be an annoying cringing bitch that claimed to be a psychologist.
Your problem in Grey deep.
>>675273497
>Haha! It's a joke about people being fat! I get it now, despite my picture showing me as rail thin!
>Haha! Haaaa....
Holy shit dude
>>675273520
Nothin'.
>>675273579
Pretty sure that would make me dismiss everything. And then I couldn't type!
>>675273586
Yeah, thanks for assertions with no evidence.
>>675273590
Relaxing.
>>675273614
Fair enough.
Anyway, time for me to go to work.
See you all at 7:30PM, or earlier if I make a thread at work.
With love,
I'm out
>>675269521
Are you receiving these emails or did I get baited
>>675273425
How do you feel about what happened in Brussels Belgium this morning?
>>675273741
SO when someone asked you a question about something that worries them, you made them feel stupid, and didn't actually help. You're a MASSIVE CUNT. Honestly, massive fucking cunt. Just kill yourself already, and fucking stream, because i wanna finger myself to the pleasure of watching a retarded cunt rid the world of her idiocy.
>>675273741
>Pretty sure that would make me dismiss everything.
You do you retarded revisionist. I know the thread is mostly people sick of you but stay at it you'll get what you're looking for.
why shouldn't i kill myself, op?
>>675273897
When he said it was 730 and time for work he meant middle school.
>>675273897
>You're a MASSIVE CUNT. Honestly, massive fucking cunt.
couldn't agree more what a bitch
I bet she'll do a quick snappy line in response
>>675273982
Because you're probably a lot smarter than her and will get out of your depression, while she is stuck with her lack of personality forever.
>>675274059
haha lolol you so funny, ye i got daddy issues.
At least I'm having more fun with them than you are with your problems, stuck up bitch.
>>675273741
>Anyway, time for me to go to work.
I knew she was about to abandon. Holy fuck kek.
Remember the Days in the old school yard we use to wank alot oh don'tchu remamber the dais in da ol skool yard we used to die a lot.
>ITT Butthurt madfags who thought the conversation they just had meant any thing
>>675274308
ORLY
What conversations where of were being on in of going at the all if nothing ?. !!!
>>675274308
Her confidence has gone down a massive amount, I've watched it happen. It's one of the most entertaining things I've had the pleasure of viewing.
It's like a sports game, it doesn't matter in the big picture but it's still exciting when someone gets an interception.
>>675269521
How do I get my motivation back? Its been waning since copious amounts of LSD made me realize that nothing we do here matters one bit. Any pointers?
>>675274091
i'm not even that depressed really, it's just that nothing seems important enough for me to go on, you know?
>>675274486
She seemed more dismissive than lacking confidence
>>675269521
Anhedonia fag reporting in. Diagnosed by a real doctor with degrees and shit.
So op, are you one of those lazy shits who uses depression as an excuse to laze around his house all day being an unproductive piece of shit?
>>675274407
Butthurt mad fag detected
>>675274486
He says from his mums basement
Stop making this thread
>>675274611
are you op, what kind of psychology do you practice?
>>675274637
No that's her personality. In the last four threads she's gone from holier than thou to holy fuck this isn't working anymore and it's awesome.
Tune in at 7:30 for the kickoff, angry kids take on a massive cunt for the title, that's Fox Sports broadcasting.
>>675274841
nope, not op.
>>675274202
I'm male you scum sucking dick cleaner. Go rim a toilet fuckface. I
>>675274741
Spend five minutes talking to her and you'll want to beat her face in with a wrench. Beleive me, these are real people you see everyday on the street that are sick of her constant cuntyness and she's been insulting the very people she's trying to help. Please don't go to bat for her.
>>675274908
Pretty sure I've seen all of them, and its basically been the same the whole time
>>675275120
Have you had a five minute discussion without insulting her off /b/?
What lare your opinions about cuddling?
Where's the timestamp too?
>>675275121
Well you're not very perceptive, I don't know what to tell you.
>>675275207
Or you want to make something mundane extraordinary. Consider it.
>>675275197
If you weren't talking about this specific person I would agree.
>>675273283
Superego
>>675275340
>something mundane extraordinary
It is what it is. A game of Call of Duty is mundane, that doesn't change the score.
>>675275120
You sound like a salty fuck who didnt approve of the reasons she gave for your depression. Cant change if you dont want to change. Doesnt matter how long/good your therapy is.
>>675272779
>to be fair though her area is medication.
Pic related
>>675275587
So you are cackling over nothing, but you think she's the bitch? You aren't helping anyone, not even yourself.
>>675269521
Again? you started this thread last week as well
These threads are pretty depressing.
>>675275545
no, shit son. why does it sound like the maw though
>>675276519
Which part?
>>675272630
>>675272884
What makes you say that?
I think her first name is Sarah too. First letter of her last name?
>>675276639
the part between the <body> opening and closing tags
saw this same post and picture the other day, me thinks it be bullshit
>>675276830
you reek of summer
>>675276828
Not very descriptive
>>675270352
>>675269521
Hey female me. Another depressed psyfag here.
Why do you hate life? Lack of perspective? Also discovered that people are actually shit and trying to help them is futile?
Im curious
>>675276927
haha faggot
