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reposting
to the anon who shared their music with me, i am enjoying it. thank you
>>675259556
i like your taste in games
>>675259556
The best part of my day is the first thirty seconds after I wake up when I don't remember who I am or what I'm doing.
>>675259822
Music taste is perf
>>675259556
7
>>675259822
7.5 would post-rock with
>>675260384
7
Just barely missed old thread
I am the meme master
anyone have a template for me to save?
>>675260384
i want that beard
8/10
>>675260568
i want that shirt
7.5/10
>>675260614
based movie taste
10/10
>>675260649
7/10
>>675260800
template
Mate Australia is the place to be :)
>>675260965
thanks m8
>>675260568
Why does worst you turn into a 70's rockstar
>>675259556
Fuck yea straya, where you livin at?
>>675261347
English Democrat detected
>>675261280
I don't know, time travel
Hello again
r8?
>>675261416
i have a very right wing attitude towards politics
>>675261555
Checkered
>>675261563
So English Democrat confirmed?
>>675261829
the democrats are a left wing socialist party, you fucking idiot.
Technique #4 - 'INFORMATION COLLECTION'
Information collection is also a very effective method to determine the psychological level of the forum members, and to gather intelligence that can be used against them. In this technique in a light and positive environment a 'show you mine so me yours' posting is initiated. From the number of replies and the answers that are provided much statistical information can be gathered. An example is to post your 'favourite weapon' and then encourage other members of the forum to showcase what they have. In this matter it can be determined by reverse proration what percentage of the forum community owns a firearm, and or a illegal weapon. This same method can be used by posing as one of the form members and posting your favourite 'technique of operation.' From the replies various methods that the group utilizes can be studied and effective methods developed to stop them from their activities.
http://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm
Faggots.
please rate
>>675261829
"The English Democrats is a fringe, right-wing English nationalist political party"
Straight from the Wiki
>>675261926
Wrong post>>675261926
>>675262082
Tits or gtfo
>>675262082
7.5/10 would not watch tv with
Reposting, maybe i'll do the big template that's on /soc/ later.
>>675261555
meme/10
>>675259556
You seem like a pretty normal dude
>>675259822
Hello again
>>675259852
Wich country is that ? Edgeland?
>>675260384
You look like Trump in the future,dude.
Also nice taste in vidya
>>675260568
just your regular 21 yo male.
>>675260614
Hue/10
>>675260649
are you joining the army or something?
>>675261347
would listen to music while playing some monkey island with/10
>>675262082
Would play vidya watch movies and probably try to fuck/10
>>675262082
Triangle titties / 10
>>675261555
checked
>>675262548
Yes I'm joining the British Army
>>675259556
>>675259556
didn't even post the template... your just going to get the same shitty ones people have posted over and over and over
>>675261555
>>675262613
>>675262548
>meme/10
fight me m9
Gonna dump this here. Enjoy /b/ OP is not a fag :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/si4qgdyupftbuxt/22.3.16.rar?dl=1 21
>>675262082
Nice hobbies, where do you like to drive and what? (no pun indeed)
>are you able to increase your breasts?
lost
>>675259556
>>675259556
>>675262782
>porn
>>675262811
Virus/10
>>675259556
r8 me, /b/
>>675262548
Who wouldn't want to be like Trump in the future?
>successful businessman
>so much money
>potentially the leader of a world superpower
I don't see how anyone wouldn't want that
>>675263206
found you
>>675263206
your ideal partner is me at 17; I hate me at 17.
>>675259556
>>675263504
10/10 faggot
Gonna live as a witch
>>675263489
id fuck you at 17 then :/
>>675263206
>HURR GURR
>i'm a girl
you know the rules
tits or GTFO
>>675262548
hello again to you as well
>>675262613
good taste in band
>>675262913
6.5/10
>>675263035
8.5/10
>>675263087
9/10 be my grandad
>>675263206
8/10 would jam with
>>675263504
7/10 deadspace was alright
>>675263591
7/10 would dance horribly with
>>675263616
Nah, you wouldn't, no one would fuck me at 17, nah. Your ideal partner is not ideal at all.
>>675262644
Nice, all of luck with that, be ready to fight off mudslimes when WW3 hits
>>675262809
its weird, half of your choices makes you look bro tier and then like a huge faggot with the other half
>>675262913
I like how most of us in ''our worst'' look like some metal kid (that,in my case i was).
>>675263035
sleeping,videogames and food is all you need in life.
>>675263087
u....uncle Joe? is that you?
>>675263206
QT/10 nice taste in most of the things you like
>>675263420
You're absolutely right
>>675263504
Don't really know what to say to you, i guess try not to get killed in the army
>>675263591
Spooky future/10
>>675263784
the cringe is strong with you
>>675263836
>its weird, half of your choices makes you look bro tier and then like a huge faggot with the other half
that's probably pretty accurate tbh
>>675263087
how hard is it to draw the union flag? Jesus Christ
>>675264276
Pretty hard, mate
>>675263836
being a metal kid is just a part of life and no one likes remembering it.
>>675263206
>>675264311
> Slayer
>>675264276
fuck off cunt, carpel tunnel and punching abbos has left me with hands as steady as micheal j fox
your lucky you got anything
>>675263087
>>675264276
>how hard is copypasta
should you mean
>>675261182
>>675260965
>>675265094
I want to kill myself
future means tomorrow maybe
>>675264836
I just made that you drongo
>>675265094
i wonder how it feels to date a depressive girl?
>>675264701
nah boi he doesnt have the look
>>675263591
Make your tits saggier on period day
>>675265306
nigger this ain't bait I legit just started therapy and it's not doing shit
>>675265503
Therapy takes a while to work, just keep at it.
>>675265571
i just want to fucking end myself
>>675265662
Nah mate, that's what edgy faggolas do
You don't want to be an edgy faggola do you?
>>675265662
kek, you think thats bad?
look at many /b/ posters, you will be happy in no time.
>>675265110
tfw no one rates me because they're all taking the depro chicks b8
>>675265807
8/8 m8
>>675265807
7/10
can't tell if black with light skin or white with a tan.
>>675265503
well if true I hope you get better
P.S. TITS or GTFO
im really shitty and i would draw with my tablet but im lazy as shit and don't want to get up and im eating.
>>675265953
I broke my hand does that count?
>>675265730
I guess not, still really want to kms tho.
>>675265940
white with a tan
>>675266075
forgot pic.
>>675266075
pics or it didn't happen
>>675265460
too lazy to do that shit mate, Mex time is 5:23 am
>>675266023
>THIS IS ALL GAY SHIT AND I'M NOT GIVING A RATING
What's with all the Australians.
>>675266149
That's a dude's hand
>>675266193
proof that wealth =/= happiness
>>675266258
fuck you have my other hand
>>675266339
>mfw he forgets the pic again
r8 m8's
>>675266249
thank u for ur rating. Idk why i even did this post aside from being bored out of my mind and finding something to do while eating.
>>675266428
want my piano? im also a pianofag
Still here. Great night.
>>675266477
incredibly massive faggot/10
>>675266531
another australian/10
>>675265094
>untitled_drawing_by_wolfiesparklz
You sure you're 18 lmao?
:^)
>>675265094
http://wolfiesparklz.deviantart.com/
lol
>>675266193
sam?
>>675259822
>>675260800
>>675261322
>>675261555
>>675262177
>>675262400
>>675262644
>>675262722
>>675263799
>>675263866
>>675264311
>>675266477
Just double checkin'
doing well thread/10
>>675265094
Hi Hanna ;)
>>675266989
Nice I got three sets of dubs
>>675266875
cringe of ungodly proportions/10
>>675267053
hello 4channer
>>675266875
Nice wallet 10/10
>>675259556
>>675260384
>>675262082
>>675263035
>>675263087
>>675266193
>>675266477
>>675266531
>>675267170
>the ausfags up in here
>>675267400
>>675267400
Mate, we saw the word cunt and came running as fast as we could.
>>675267170
2/10 niggly
>>675267400
nice dubs
>>675267207
You never told us you watched My Little Pony :-)
>>675267400
>>675267498
Exactly, just doing our duty good sir Anon
rate
>>675265094
wanna some lsd [email protected]?
>>675265094
>>675262082
P O S T F A C E
>>675267207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZBnCKNOBg
Ah Hanna, I didn't know you sang covers.
>>675265110
you seems a cool guy
>martial art instructor
this is first time i see someone "so young" being an instructor. When you started it?
>>675266934
No sir.
>>675267301
Thanks matey, the one I actually have though is Charmander, Squirtle, Pikachu, and Bulbasaur, I just couldn't find a picture of it, so I chose the charizard one.
>>675262082
Music interests 10/10 Australian Neo Psychedelia
>>675267863
aaa ggg fsdaasf anigger
>>675267207
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067340920
Jeeze Hanna, I'm really surprised you are posting here. This isn't a place for children you know that right. :-)
>>675267660
>greek
>has Money
>implying
>>675268155
underrated dubs
>>675268247
2/10
>>675267207
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/121gvv/dear_jack_ass_11th_grader/
My my Hanna, you're an angry one aren't you, maybe we'll need to inform the local police in your area about this?
>>675268247
too lazy to rate
sum fgt
>>675268155
>greek
>>675268155
>>675268559
7/10 would bro
>>675263087
peter scully is that you?
Too many ausfags in here
>>675267881
7, though that was karate. I'm an instructor in Ninjitsu, though I don't have my own dojo, I co run it with my sensei, teaching the first five or so levels
>>675267207
Nice try Hanna, you can't hide what's already been done. :-)
>>675268836
is it true that the human body can into energy projection in both means of physical and spiritual force
>>675268650
Thanks :3
>>675268776
10/10
>>675268963
that's post black belt stuff m8
>but no
>>675269125
10/10
anyone else here from 306?
>>675267527
7/10 would meet, too bad you're probably Albertan
>>675266023
5/10 we don't have much in common, but at least you're funny
>>675260568
8/10 you seem pretty chill. please tell me you're 306
>>675269139
YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>675267207
Knock Knock, Hanna.
>>675268776
kek/10
>>675269202
Thanks babe, just from that encouragement I might actually make a real one.
>>675268963
>>675269139
>>675269220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
case in point, this guy bet a mma fighter $5000 he could take him with his kiai martial arts.
We show this video to almost every newbie who asks this question
>it makes it better when they get to black belt and learn to HADOUKEN
>>675262082
what city you at
>>675267400
if anyone in sydney needs an lsd hookup, hit me up.
wickr: vopo123
>>675269596
fuck man i need a nz hookup
>>675269478
Solid 9/10
>>675269596
this ugly nigger
>>675269645
date me and my girlfriend pls
>>675269740
u wot
>>675269478
wanna do a triple?
>>675269768
also, sex life is now 10/10
>>675269740
That sounded incredibly psychotic. So ok.
>>675269202
>too bad you're probably Albertan
Nah, British Columbian.
>>675269880
psychotic how..?
i just want to fuck everyone
>>675260614
>black sails
McNice, bro. Good show.
>>675267053
>>675267863
>>675268124
>>675268359
>>675268880
Who the hell is this Hanna? And why this faget is so obsessed by her, is she underage?
>inb4 newfag
>>675269202
here. gonna review out-of-country folx
>>675269351
>lotsa money
10/10 if true
>>675269125
3/10 you were cute until the mad max bit
>>675268247
post pic
>>675266477
are you in a D&D campaign right now? what's your quest atm?
>>675269916
well that's not nearly as bad. i've been wanting to move to BC lately but my parents are constantly bitching about how hard it is to find a job out there. are they bullshitting?
>>675269797
yes, be a girl and my girl might say yes, be a guy and it'll take a bottle of wine to say yes
>>675270089
It's not hard to find a minimum wage job if you have a grade 12 education, but I have yet to get one.
>>675263504
>French
>Army
DISCREPANCY
E
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>>675270495
>>9gag
>>675270079
She is underaged.
>>675270089
Not him, but I'm in a D&D campaign as DM called the Greater Good. I've been writing out our first day long session for awhile, and it's about 5 pages (with encounters and enemy stat charts) and should last about 7 hours, it will be very fun! Most of the people I'm playing with are beginners but me and my friend that's playing have been playing for a long time.
>>675270401
whereabouts in BC are you? im only asking cuz out here in SK the people hiring will get more than 200 resumes and applications in the first fucking week, which is a lot in our puny piece of shit city
>>675270718
Vancouver Island. Speaking of which it's 5 o' clock in the fucking morning and I should get to sleep
>>675266477
It's "Seinfeld" you incredible faggot
>>675266149
Nimmm seine Peitsche und hau ihm damit einfach in die Fresse !
sup
>>675270568
Sounds fun! My group is in the middle of restoring a county that we inherited. It's been slow going because this one girl is Chaotic Neutral, but her character wants money in any and all ways possible, so she wants to build a fucking Thieves' Guild in the middle of our county. It's been fun otherwise though, we have a LOT of homebrew elements in our game. I've got a Ukelele that can deal [2d20/2 + 5 + Lvl] damage plus a possibility of sonic stun, but the monsters are powerful enough that using it isn't all that overpowered. At least one poor fucker passes out every encounter, it's hilarious.
>>675270844
be like me and have no life, then you can wake up and go to bed whenever the fuck ya want.
>>675271247
>metal
its not 2005 anymore son
Australia > World
>>675271247
welp wrong one
>>675271370
Template?
>>675271370
haven't been on enough of these threads to see this one, but I really really like how you like nz
>>675270546
kek
Seems he's a good seeker, as expected
>>675271362
how often does your hair colour change
and how can you legally only earn $9/hr
>>675271291
Our game is very homebrew-esque too, all but one character (that I helped make one of my brother's friends because he wanted to play and I just had the book) is a Human Rogue, so it's a bit meh, however the game is going fun as hell.
(this is the first map of this session, underneath a kings keep that needs clearing since they were expanding and ended up breaking into a cavern. the players are under the impression its just being searched like they were being payed to do to make sure it can be used as an extension into the keep, but they quickly realize that isn't the case)
>>675259556
MS paint/10
>>675271606
Not that often, mostly just between brown and dirty-blonde. The black stage was a mistake.
Paid in cash, not legal. But work is work while I'm at Uni
>>675271791
man work is work, get a casual job while at uni, it pays better and can go on your cv as long as you dont get fired
>>675269202
here.
>>675271370
>>675271247
you seem cute. i totally forgot Into The Wild existed, that's easily my favorite movie of all time. i heard good things about Nymphomaniac, what kind of person would you recommend it to?
>>675271787
>melee comp
if only you weren't straight, then we could play fox final destination no items until we get bored then fuck
hey
>>675269202
there you go sonny, I have done an /actual/ one now just because you convinced me to and said I was funny, that boosted my ego a bit, thanks.
>>675271787
what do you think everyone else used ahaha
>>675271370
>>675271362
>>675271247
>>675269478
>>675269351
>>675271875
Yeah I'm looking for a better one, need the work experience atm. Was a NEET neckbeard between 14-18 so this is my 1st job
>>675271976
Photoshop master race
>>675272176
that's a really good post
>>675272224
I'm glad you liked it.
>>675272292
I didn't just like it, I loved it.
>>675271752
seems like fun lol. we have a warforge in our party, which has been pretty fuckin psycho. he has an attack that can do massive amounts of damage if he crits, including 3d4, another d20, and a bunch of other math. whenever he crits the guy he hits pretty much just explodes into ludicrious gibs, it's fucking fantastic
>>675271971
i'm glad to have boosted your ego enough, i chuckled. i heard lots of good shit about Venetian Snares, I'll have to check them out sometime. do you got a twitter?
>Yes, Barenaked Ladies, Jamiroquai
>Superjail, Tim & Eric
the people i adore also like that shit so hey hmu
is thread ded?
also r8?
>>675272477
Nice lmao. I am a warforged too in my campaign that my friend in my campaign is DMing (with all players have played for years, so its a good game going) but my character is Time Lost, and generally good. But anyways, in my monk character he has Ring of the Ram, which the DM homeruled it to have (3 charges per long rest, can use all three at once) 2d10+1d6, I rolled a Natural 20 and got 66 Damage and kicked a full health drowelf into itself and out of existance in a battle where almost all party members where down due to so many enemies.
>>675271534
I've never actually been to nz tho, but it looks pretty. Like the Faroe Islands but less cold.
>>675271904
Someone who can see the poetry behind the sex, raw expressions and 'hurr durr von trier is such an edgelord'.
>>675272958
no idea what the faroe islands are but yeah it doesn't get much below freezing temp in the north island,
>>675273129
Well it's a group of islands and they are like new zealand but colder.
>>675273297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
Hey Aussie guy's ! Where do U recommend to live in Australia ? I tought about Gold Coast.
First draft
>>675269202
here.
>>675272623
>hella, aphex twin, grips, mayhem
lapfox trax? or am i thinking of a different mayhem
>FA
i think that answered my question. where in amurrka? you seem cute.
>>675272958
well sounds like my cuppa joe then. thanks.
>>675272952
lmao that's fuckin wild. has your group had a problem with joke actions? because my DM is starting to crack down on it. A couple weeks ago we were in a big cavern, and there was a corpse lying in front of an altar with a note on it, saying "I have failed you for the last time." So I jokingly said "I punch the corpse for doing a terrible job at whatever he did" and the DM actually took the action seriously. So the walls caved in and water rushed in. and that's the story of how I angered a Drowning God.
>>675273646
Actually both ol' Sharktits and the Band
Really fucks up your music library, lemme tell you
Colorado cunt m8
>>675273526
u'll need to work hard to earn that grey shirt dawg
>>675273464
y tho
>>675274004
Yeah and those white shoes
>>675272623
ur fukked up homie
>>675273807
lol i can imagine. have you heard Ren's latest shit though? he's going fuckin hard, a lot of his latest stuff makes me feel shit.
i got friends in Colorado, near Boulder, so that's cool i guess. you going to Rocky Mountain Furcon in August? i was thinking of going maybe.
>>675273784
csak ugyesen teso.
Using the bigger one
>>675271752
tl;dr is it diablo 2?
>>675274214
I just wish he hadn't jumped the whole "free gender expression" b&waggon
And I actively avoid all furshit in public seeing as I'm already an autistic weeb lol
>>675274155
Thanks for confirming what My parents and a string of therapists have been saying my whole life m8
>>675274303
Can I get a template of the world map?
>>675274062
What do you mean?
Shiiiiiiiiet
>>675274730
maybe stop being a liberalfag? helps a lot
>>675274824
Shading/10
>>675259556
bye
>>675275353
Shit, ment to reply to.
>>675274971
what do I do if I can't draw
>>675259556
rekt
MODS=GODS
>>675275511
commit suicide asap
>>675275511
Use your MS paint skills
AHAHAHAHA
Praise mods!
>>675262082
>Evil Dead
>Taxi Driver
>Fear and Loathing book
>Fallout
Got some good tastes
>>675260384
Whoo Elvis depressedly
>>675259556
Wait wat
>>675259556
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
MODS=GODS
>my life is the joke
lmaoooo REKT
>>675274258
cheers m9
>>675275514
>>675275872
>>675275897
Wut? I don't see it and I've updated a few times.
>>675275981
Refresh the page
>>675275981
Check OP age.
>>675275981
you need to update more often bro
>>675259556
underageb& kiddo
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA RIP OP
>>675276102
ooooh that's it, I was wondering why
>mfw mods are this fucking slow on the draw
>>675259556
mods=gods
Wow mods really were asleep on this one
>>675259556
So i'm a happy, overpayed Norwegian guy.
>>675276729
What's with the lack of TV Shows?
>>675259556
r8 h8 mastrb8
>>675276729
you pretty much seem to be a faggot
>>Everyone has what they think is a high intelligence
that's why you're all on here instead of doing shit with your lives
Banhammer!
>>675276942
Because he's underaged I'm assuming??
>>675276836
Because it's the current one i'm watching i guess. Have other that i have liked. I'm kind of a weeb tbh. But the phrase "TV-shows" made me think of shit that ACTUALLY run on tv. Other than that, i do watch a shit ton of anime.
>>675276902
Well, someone has to be right? So that you don't have to.
>>675262913
Wow dude r u from chile???
>>675276846
appropriate filename.
>>675277126
Of fucking course m8
>>675274824
Would hang out with. Aria of Sorrw was pimpin'
>>675275883
Too obsessed with this, creepy
>>675276729
Would drink and tell stories with
>>675276846
Not my style but happy you're doing well!
>>675264311
>Hardcore
>Deathcore
>>675259822
You're the first person with good taste in movies I've seen in these shitty threads
33m fat $19hr int-9 social-4 health-4 happ -7 single novirg rickmorty wreckralph austin
That's what you need to know and I'm not doing your stupid picture cuz I'm on mobile
>>675277375
Gotta ask, what do you base your "would do with's" on? Curious
>>675264311
lol at your pleb metal
>>675277860
Tastes and the way they fill those images.
For instance, someone who reads puts "ikea manual" in reading and puts "dicks" in multiple fields is prolly not someone I'd like to hang out with.
>>675261555
>water drinker
mods pls
Ended up putting more effor in this than i tought
Anyways, updated.
>>675276924
>has read no books or one video game book
>max intelligence
fucking kek
>>675262082
>king gizzard
>doom
>evil dead
naisss
got too lazy to use paint to write shit out lol
and yeah i have a scar across my right eye
>>675259556
Kek
>>675279901
kek
>>675259556
>17
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
kek
>>675279195
>>675276924
implying you can't be intelligent unless you read books
>>675279901
>hobbies + activities
>weed
That's just sad
>>675280063
Cancer across the board
>>675279707
Dark Souls 1, Prog, a clockwork orange
you aint gonna be single for long ;D
>>675259852
I like this guy. Stealing shows and books
updooted
>>675279901
where'd you get the scar from edgelord
>>675279707
>1984
nobody who says they've read it have actually read it. but at least you got a cute accent
>>675278679
>yeezus
fuck yeah
>>675278620
>stargate
fuck yeah
>>675278679
i can be your ideal date in a few years ;^)
>>675280264
yeah my life is pretty sad at the moment. oh fuckin well lmao
>>675280264
>cancer
Yeah pretty much, I'll probably get it knowing my luck tbh
>>675280296
It's a choice. I don't believe in monogamy.
>>675280360
I've actually read it. A few times. It ended exactly like I wanted and expected it to. Not happy. And I just live in Scotland. I'm from Eastern Europe
>>675280360
father cut me with a knife when i was like 7.
he was an alcoholic, and he's dead now so idc
>>675280360
>i can be your ideal date in a few years ;^)
Bu...but you'll still have a weiner, anon, that'd be gay.
>>675280762
>>675260384
Sounds like a deadset sick cunt, good on you /b/ro
>>675262782
Zozzled my tits off. Thanks for a good start to my day
>>675261555
lol at ur pleb metal too
>>675280529
ah. well your taste in music's pretty great, i guess
>>675280583
pics?
>>675280762
straight people fuck traps all the time anon, i'm sure your straight pride will still be intact <3
>>675281122
not going to argue with that everytime i talk about that i end up losing.
but i'll have you know that its not the dick that bothers me but [spoiler]the fact that i have a unhealty obsesion with licking pussy,i can't even begin to understand how anyone would give up pussy in favor of an asshole or a penis[/spoiler] but that's just me, we could be bandmates tho, i like mapleland anyways.
