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ITT: badly describe video games, other anons have to guess them
>being a teenager
>doing teenage things
>vandalism
>gotta make our name on the streets
>fucking riot control gets sent to deal with us
>guy leading them has a massive revolver
>he's so shit at his job he gets replaced
>breach window
>jump through window
>land on bear trap
>dead for rest of round
>>675255748
Jet Set Radio?
I've never actually played it.
>>675255945
that's the one. if you're interested you should pick it up on steam, the ports pretty good
>>675255945
I was thinkin the same thing
>>675255940
goddamnit siege
>cyborg in the 80s
>mark v motherfucker
white guy on surfboard dies to everything
>a nice grandma to bake more cookies
>>675256998
Robocop
>>675257070
Silver Surfer
>>675257159
Cookie Clicker
> flying up up up into the skyyyyyy
> 77, damn.
> black or white
>>675257269
>robocop
nope
>autist goes nuclear on flat chest
>flat chest kills him
>autist comes back from dead to torture her
>flat chest gets massive orgasms from the torture because she's a fucking weirdo
>she begs autist to destroy her pussy
>pussy gets destroyed
>faggot roach and his trap girlfriend save her from getting rekt completely
>mfw this game actually exists
>>675256998
Far cry blood dragon
>>675258827
correct
>>675258614
shadows of the damned
>be nigger
>continue being nigger
>continue continuing being nigger
>>675258899
lol no
>have guns
>be in Space
>it's basically WoW and Halo at the same time
>Kinda fucking sucks.
>>675258915
Nigger Simulator 2004
>>675258614
Final Fantasy 8
>>675259128
kek'd
>>675259059
Destiny
>>675259116
Yep. That's San Andreas all right.
>>675259211
Too easy huh
>>675258614
Madden NFL 16
>have aspergers
>somehow be the president
>ayy lmao
>world explode
>enter the matrix
>have even more aspergers
>a jigaboo grows tentacles and fights zombies
>be autist edgelord
>have grillfriend
>cheat on grillfriend with the world's craziest bitch
>spend the rest of the game justifying it to yourself like a fucking pussy
>escape town with a dog
>grow up together
>dog gets wrongfully accused and hides
>lots of fucking grinding
>>675255748
Metal Gear Solid
Next one!
>>675259832
Catherine
>be douchebag
>have randomly normal life in psychotic religious extremist nation of autists
>cue the monsters
>meet the undisputed supreme overlord of all edgelords
>find out that you're his sorta reincarnated brother
>have a gigantic dick waving contest for the rest of the game
>>675259524
Saints row iv
>>675260133
Good jorb
>>675260193
Yup
>>675258614
A Link to the Past
> "hairy cucumbers"
> takes picture
>the world's dumbest bitch fights zombies in a completely unrealistic manner
>fapping material for autists
>>675260448
Pokémon snap
>>675260507
Lollipop chainsaw
>>675260507
Lolipopchainsaw
>>675260532
Lol no but fuck that's what it should have been
>>675260190
psychonauts
>>675260577
>>675260651
Correct
>annoying brat drowns in pussy
>he's a nobody the next day
>>675260703
No. Neat idea tho.
>>675260661
>>675255748
> HOLY FUCK THAT BACKSTAB ARE YOU KIDDING ME FUCKING BULLSHIT LAG
>>675260957
Hat Simulator 2007
>>675259835
Okami
>>675260957
Team Fortress 2?
>>675260957
Dark souls?
>>675261028
nope
>>675260756
Bully
Or, No More Heroes
>>675261218
n o p e
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>be a massive jackass
>work for the rebels
>get a message that niggas need to be rided on
>go to a temple to get the telekinesis disease
>have a magic power fueled shit fit for the rest of the game and never use your guns again
>why the fuck do you have guns anymore at this point in the game?
>>675261405
bioshock?
>>675261405
>>675261627
it's a fucking star wars game shit how do you not even get that
>>675257499
BioShock infinite
Other game:
>in jail
>escape with ugly guard. NPCs
>talk to a bunch of other fucking hideous NPCs
>watch a dude kill a giant red demon
>>675261713
Jedi Knight 2 actually. Gj bruh
>>675261713
star wars seemed too easy
>>675258915
follow the god damn Train?
>>675261877
kek
>>675261405
Wolfenstein
>the dangers of steroid abuse
>MARIAAAAAA
>mad world
>go to place on boat
>watch girlfriend get killed
>escape prison
>get powers
>never do shit the intended way again cause blink
>be in jail
>break out with terrorist
>become terrorist
>go off on terrorist missions, but intentionally fuck them up
>shoot your nigger boss in the face
>get away with everything because murrica
>>675262253
dishonored
>>675262253
Dishonored
>>675262348
MW2
>>675262442
>mw2
>jail
Do you have brain damage?
>Crazy asshole thinks he's someone else
>For some reason people follow him
>Tries to kill a guy
>Surprise he's already dead
>But then he's not dead
>Oh wait yes he is.
>>675262348
black ops
>FALCON
>PAUUUNNNNNCH
>>675262650
>>675262375
Nice job anon
Here's Another
>went to island and witnessed the retard leaders of enemies shouting their plans
>some green faggot mad at me for it
>fuck around in the area and collect round shiny things that unlock new levels
>have to cross a canyon on a motorcycle thing
>new area is a carbon copy except rainy
>fight some autist in another canyon
>fuck around in some other areas including a mountain
>kill a robot and unlock a fucking room
>>675262557
>nig
>>675261779
Black ops
>Big red commies
>>675262697
ssmbb
>>675262646
Final Fantasy 7
>>675258915
Shadowman
>>675262646
black ops
>>675262826
Yayy!
>>675262812
The giant red demon is literally a giant red demon named dagan or something like that
>>675262757
Fallout 3
>LIBERTY PRIME WILL CRUSH ALL COMMUNISM
>>675262836
Balls.
>Go on quest
>No one tells you what the fuck you're supposed to actually do
>Find some big guys
>Absorb them
>Feed what's left to a giant basin
>Find main guy
>Absorb him too and everything he stands for
>>675262646
either ff7 or mgs5
they have same plot senpai
Gonna dump this here. Enjoy /b/ OP is not a fag :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/si4qgdyupftbuxt/22.3.16.rar?dl=1 27
>>675263088
God of war
>>675263088
dork serls
>hunting werewolves
>just kidding
>time to kill cthulhu
>>675263192
Virus Downloading Simulator 2016
>>675263202
Nah son
>>675263230
Cripdead
>be white
>a nigger bullies you into getting into fights with zany characters
>the last one you fight kills you in 5 seconds because shitty controls
>>675263012
Nah it's jak and daxter
>made by 3 roach brothers
>literally a tech demo
>become a turncoat faggot in power armor because the electronic slut that lives in your head is having a bitch moment
>>675263618
Punch out
>>675263876
Halo
>>675263957
Yup
>>675263992
Worst. Plot twist. Ever. Amirite?
>>675263876
Hola 5
>girl gets fisted in a helicopter
>be giant robot
>fight other giant robots for no clearly defined reason
>get bored and unload missiles into the buildings
>>675264151
MGS: 9/11
>go to a poor kids house, throw midgets around
>first boss is a tree
>practise sports
>kill some ghost dogs
>unlock amazing flying
>kill snake
>still remember all the secret passages
>best game in Series based on worst film in series
>arrive in desert
>weird shit happens
>shoot fucking everybody
>get your whole team killed
>it never happened
>sand physics
>>675261779
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
>be fat
>have friend with 3 legs
>throw jars at stuff
>bouncy fungus
>>675264511
Right-o
>>675264388
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
>>675261779
Oblivion
> STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>675264442
idk, sounds like spec ops. never playd it though
>>675264822
If you haven't played spec ops: the line, you should.
>>675264736
Damn right, fantastic game
>wake up with no explenation of who you are or what you ought to do
>explore Caves
>fight Dragon
>existential philosophy shit
>>675264254
Windom? Gundam? Steel Lancer Arena International? Phantom Crash?
>>675264917
Seriously? Which one, the ps1 version or the ps2 one?
>>675264972
None of that.
Shiny exploding monsters
Fire gun with square
X to walk
Magical suitcase
Crippled old fag saves us everytime
>>675264945
Sounds slightly like skyrim
>be a red nigger
>fight dinosaurs
>ayy lmaos
>confusing story
>the fucking mind bore gun was the best thing ever.
>>675264980
The GameCube version, probably the Same as the ps2 version
>>675260024
Wrong buddy
>>675265177
nope
>>675260957
>>675261029
TF2 with facestabbing!
Here's an easy one
>be nerd
>do nerdy shit
>Fuck with other nerds
>fuck up nerd stuff
>Aliens
>Sequel has shitty, unrelated story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X__8ffa5ANw
look at this sicko from australia kek
> lel
>>675260190
Breath of fire 4?
>>675265270
Turok?
>>675265559
>>675265270
sorry wrong link.
>>675265179
turok?
>>675265559
Nope, not that
>go to an old house
>nothings there
>find instructions that say something lame about how stories are other universes
>find books hidden in odd locations throughout this big fucking mansion
>get teleporting to book dimension that is different for each one
>spend literally fucking hours trying to figure out how to get out of book dimension
>continue to do this for fucking ever
>never end up finding out whathe the fuck you were doing at this house to begin with
>overdose on migraine medicine and never play the fucking game again.
>>675265634
Myst?
>>675265605
Yup.
>>675265322
Hmmmmm.
I played the ps1 version and the ps2 version, they were reeeeallly different; do you remember starting in the Burrow and remember hearing Ron's mum shout "ronald weasely I thought I told you to stop that ghoul from making such a racket" and you have to collect the pipes that he throws in a suitcase??
I probs sound like a fucking spastic, but I really want to know.
>>675265681
Yup. Riven also.
>>675265712
That must the ps1 version, at the burrow all you do is hear Ron's mum yell about the car thing and then you throw some gnomes and do basics tutorial
>>675265179
turok
>>675265712
I also had the gba version, it was complete shite
>Be a autistic criminal family leader
>People try to kill on a restaurant
>Release shitfucks cause you're a edgelord
>Kill everything in your way
>Don't save your dead gf
>>675265392
Destroy All Niggers
>>675265870
There was a gba version?? lol
>>675265871
Yakuza?
>>675266039
nope
>play as a robot
>he didn't ask for this
>>675265824
That's the one.
Playing that game was weird, I remember finding a spell in the out of bounds section that doubled your knockback jynx power... But there wasn't much else after that, especially since you're locked in the common room after that. There was also a secret room in the common room but I never really found out what it was worth...
>nukes got droped
>everyone lives in the fucking subway
>monsters n' shit
>Russia
>>675266199
Metro, awesome game
>>675265906
Nope
>learn how to use jetpack in tutorial
>only gets used once in a shitty platforming section
>>675259647
Prototype
>>675265270
The Culling?
>>675265139
Old ps2 game, anyone else remember it?
Also, dead cartoony graphics, shit weapons, invisible monsters
>>675260190
DMC4
Bump, this is getting good
>>675265270
Ark survival
>>675265139
DMC?
>>675258915
GTA San Andreas
>>675266369
Yup, the culling. Great fun but horribly broken at the moment, and if you don't have £2-4 thousand to spend on a fancy dig it'll run like shit
>>675265270
The Culling
>>675263088
Prototype
>it's raining
>car crashes
>wake up next to vodka
>have only infinite bolts in inventory
>have to kill youself
>>675264254
Armored core
>>675266959
From russia with love
>cuck ruins everything
>9 years later
>cuck still ruining everything
>be person trapped in 2 dimensional space
>go down in purple hole
>giant centipede tries to fuck you dead
>giant shining asshole with tentacles tries to kill you with lasers
>console fps
>you hold rifles with one hand 'cause fuck it
>overrated as fuck
>giant crow carries you to medieval zombie land
>>675267530
darksouls
2 ez
>>675266899
Yup
>>675264945
how has nobody gotten this yet?
you guys need another clue?
>was sent to kill someone powerful
>just about waifus her instead, although pretty bitchy
>pointy ears, pointy ears everywhere
>>675266146
Is this too hard or does no one care? I'm leaning get towards the latter
>>675264945
I think i know the game you're talking about, i just can't remember that much about it, nor the name.
>>675267949
Give us another hint
>wake up on boat
>comic book graphics
>throwing knives
>shot to death about 3 mins later
>flashbacks
>>675268088
>lethal or non lethal
>>675264945
>you can activate Portals to travel through dimensions
>>675267146
Duke Nukem?
>>675268141
Oblivion
>>675268129
deus ex
>main game is tedious as fuck
>fun when you play against other people
>throw things at animals to call them your own
>>675268141
Dragon's dogma, motherfucker.
>>675260507
Resident Evil.
>horrible camera
>contrived plot about time travel and saving a princess
>terrible graphical fuckups
>not enough tunning speedily
>teaches kids that beastiality is cool
>>675268249
Thank you
>start on boat
>Dimension traveling entety checks on your every move
>kill yourself
>kill yourself again
>>675268393
Sonic '06
>Live in shitty town
>clowns fuck everything up
>get train to empty forest
>holy shit magic
>holy shit time travel
>feels like all the creators were on acid
>one of the best ps2 games there is
>>675268218
>>675268356
Nope and nope
might give it away like that but here goes
>some enemys try to alahuakbar on you
>>675268519
Yup!
>>675268433
Bioshock Infinite
>>675268356
I would say CoD but the animals thing doesn't really fit
>>675263876
Go fuck yourself you little bitch.
>>675264146
An hero you fucking faggot.
>>675268356
sorry wrong link.
>>675268367
you are still wrong though
>>675264063
I will fuck you up you stupid sack of shit.
>>675268669
yup
>>675268356
farcry 4 ?
>>675265392
Half life
>>675264254
Mechwars
>>675268898
Nope
>>675261779
Oblivion
>Be happy with family 'n shit
>Oh fuck Ayy Lmaos
>puzzles 'n shit
>fucking underwater caves
>something about prophecies and other dimensions or something
>be a leaf
>kill fools
>jump on shit
>fuck up an owl
>take its babies
>>675265179
Turok 2
>>675269104
Wind Waker?
>>675255748
jet set radio
>resurrected from dead
>get revenge for dead bitch
>cunts screaming in gibberish
>cerberus is a cunt but there more assholes to kill
>>675268356
Pokemon?
>>675269295
God of War
>>675269362
Yep!
>>675264632
Toejam & Earl, that was too easy anon
>>675269482
He's right but you can fuck off you cheeky cunt. Where do you get off answering for me
>walk outside
>walk into town
>walk too close to NPC
>HALT
>HALT
>HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT
>HALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALT
>>675268918
Yep!
>>675269602
Daggerfall
>>675269602
DAGGERFALL!
>>675268633
Dark chronicle
>>675269450
Nope.
Think mid to late 90s.
>noarm.jpeg
>unfinished ending kek
>bye bye writer of series
>ayy lmao
>ayy lmao
>ayy lmao
>anal probe
>Fuck up guys life
>ayy lmao
>spend the whole game in a guilt trip
>walk away with a new hot gf
>walk away with a q3.14 5yro
>leave in boat
>drive my car into a lake
>ayy lmao
>>675269295
Mass effect?
>>675270008
LEAVE US ALONE! LEAVE US BOTH THE HELL ALONE!
>silent hill 2
>>675269189
Nope, older
>aboard least OSHA compliant star ship
>infected crew goes on a rampage killing everybody
>sift through your inventory
>recieve hints from a megalomaniac AI who hates you
>>675262233
Tears of War
Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
>be cyborg
>break legs
>hack mail box
>mail box hacks you back
>your legs are ok
>>675270236
systemshock?
>>675270583
yep
>>675270155
Chekt. And no.
The answer you were looking for was: Blood.
>>675270449
let me guess what game this is. Jedi outcast?
>disease
>kill rioters and looters
>HURR HURR YOU'RE LOOTING SHIT YOURSELF
>nice graphics of NYC
>Infiltrate enemy base at sea by scuba diving
>excited to see how tough I look when remove scuba mask and combat gear under wetsuit
>get to enemy base, remove scuba mask
>raging flamboyant homosexual
>stay in wetsuit for entire game
>stamp stuff in an attempt to save your family via bureaucracy
>be gumshoe
>go to fish town
>everyone treats me like shit
>giant squid
>>675262646
Spec Ops?
>>675270689
ez mgs2
>>675270689
Metal Gear Ladyboy
Doubly bad when you play the first part of the game as Kurt Russell
>>675270668
The last of us?
>>675270780
Papers,Please
>>675270689
Mgs2 :(
>>675269104
that game with the native American guy tommy?
>>675268647
>you learn the arts of magic and obbtain a Sword of pure Diamond
>in a mall
>gets hamburger to speed yourself
>you even get newspaper to buy
>>675270872
Anon here, you got it well done
>>675270236
System Shock 2
>house gets destroyed
>grabs a cap and shoots the hell out of everyone
>chicken can help on the combat
>60s
>be hot as fuck thief
>steal watch
>become operative
>ayy lmao
>anal probe gun
>gf is hot russian
>>675271015
No, but that's a good guess.
>>675271131
Minecraft.
>>675269700
Yep, that's the one
>>675270887
Kurt Russel Kek... I remember that. Badass snake to some wheeny faggot. Was such a disappointment...
>>675271331
fucking finaly!!!
>>675260448
Earthbound.
> Me, my pointy hair and a magic book go to save my daughter
> meet mute slut and a skull kid
> magic plague wrecks shit
> Kill source of all evil in world
> start again, realise you were bad guy all along
> mindfuck
>>675270668
le division
>>675271389
Wasn't exactly difficult.
>>675257070
Prototype
>>675271638
winrar
>be kid
>wear football helmet
>IQ of 314
>>675270922
Nope. Nice try though
>break out of truck on way to prison
>here I got a place where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive Brutha
>lets get off the street and finds change of clothes
>>675266146
Metal Gear rising?
>You're finnaly free
>Go on a mission
>fuck your adopted
>mom dies
>fuck it go to adopted family
>beat birth family
>follow asshole kings orders till last 2 missions
>>675271805
Could be more difficult
Commander Keen.
>be in mall
>state of emergency declared
>riot like a nigger
>>675271933
dead rising
>>675271933
Dead Rising
>Someone kills your dad
>stuck in France with the leader of the order that killed your dad
>leader gets killed
>tries to find leader's killer, ends up fucking leader's daughter in a hot air balloon
>become Napoleon's best friend
>kills mentor
>becomes master of your own order
>still didn't leave France
Trying something harder
>be little faggot
>Annoying faggot needs lawyers
>Beat faggots ass
>COLLECT FUCKING EVERYTHING TO UNLOCK THE REAL ENDING!
>>675270578
eye divine cybermancy
>>675271933
state of emergency
>be regular joe
>transported to another time, another place
>defeat necromancer queen
>all I wanted was bacon for dinner
>be bread
>post-apocalyptic earth
>drive or die
>car gets taken
>shit.png
>get own slave
>make slave do slave things and build a car
>dumbass put V6 in car
>''No V6, it's disgusting''
>scavenge for V8 engine
>later go get car back
>>675272346
Mad Max?
>>675271823
GTA III
>>675255748
straight outta Compton the game?
>>675268127
>>675265139
>>675271460
No idea or need more clues? All 3 are ps2 games
>>675272324
i am taco
>>675271823
Lol 8 ball... GTA3
>get thrown out of airplane and into a jungle
>sneak into some base or something to get some bloke who makes shit
>sneak back out with old mate
>some dude who likes cats ALOT tries to kill me
>knock him out ofcourse
>sneak back out and get beat up by his mum on a bridge
>the russians run nuke.exe and i get to go home :D
>a while later america is mad at me and say i have to go and beat up that dudes mum and her friends
>i go back to the jungle and do some more stuff
>meet some blond chick junglesexvideo.wmv
>do some more shit
>climb a ladder
>beat up her friends and get attacked by bees
>end up killing his mum lol
>go back to america
>cry because i find out the blond chick was a spy
>>675271933
state if emergency?
>>675272406
yup, good job anon.
>>675271460
azuras wrath
>>675272085
No one? Do i need to give a tip?
>its fucking cold
>relive and fix peoples past to progress
>lightbulbs are warm, therefore give me health?
>not sure what i just played
>>675272494
mgs:the best in the series(3)
>>675271324
Destroy all humans!
>>675272494
MGS?
>>675269681
>>675269696
fuck i didnt think there was anyone on here that was even alive to witness this games glory
>cousin wants to go bowling
>''How 'bout no''
>>675272494
its mgs3 snack man gg
>>675272520
Nope
>finding nemo but with dad
>>675265871
The Darkness
>>675272622
correctamundo
>play as a rly good cook
>gotta kill aliens
>big dado crashes the space ship
>hula hoops and shit????
>waifu goes crazy
>spacezombies.mov
>blow up the hula hoop
>NOTEVENCLOSEBABY.DAT
>>675269821
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>675272699
Stealy Wheely Automobiley 4
>>675267120
Contra?
>>675272804
halo hoop
>>675272699
Russian immigrant simulator
>>675272871
yuup
>install game
>play one match
>cyka blayt
>shot through a wall
>every death is headshot in one bullet
>uninstall game
>>675259835
Dead to rights?
>>675272955
csgo?
>>675272903
ding ding ding
>>675266750
def the right answer.
>>675260957
connectivity souls
>be soulless kid
>dog is alcohol
>afraid of the dark
>> be medieval dead fuck
> die
> die
> die
> repeat till ragequit
>play ten minutes of game
>babby get the boolet
>cry irl
>continue playing game as axe-murderer with permanately three bullets, dies if something sees him
>cry some more
>be special agent
>cool as fuck combat suit with awesome haircut
>panic on the streets
>kill everything with long range tazer
>>675273122
SWAT 4?
>live in space
>robot bloke crashes
>kill alienz
>find robot bloke
>go to space lol
>kill some green dude
>go home
>be a furry faggot
>last of my kind
>best friend is a machine
>>675272699
GTA4 FUCK OFF ROMAN
>>675273169
rachet and thot
>>675273122
crackdown?
>>675273227
>>675273169
hatchet and wank
>spends ages planing
>places c4 on wall
>IM GOING IN COVER ME
>breach, flash and shotgun enter
>steps of a lego-brick sized canister
>entire team dies from lead poisoning
>be a medieval dude
>have a halberd
>kill red blokes
>get 1 shot from archer across the map
>uninstall
>>675273250
drek aint green nigguh
>>675273448
Chivalry
>be random guy
>cool tattoo on one hand
>on a boat
>open box
>has a gun, a letter and some other shiz in it
>arrive @ lighthouse in middle of nothin'
>go up
>do some shiz and a chair pops up
>go on chair for no reason
>chair starts to go up
>oshit.jpeg
>arrive in cloudtown
>i must be high off my balls
>fast forward
>poeple spot my tattoo
>they get all evil and try to kill me
>welp, time to kill everyone
>save girl i had to take away for cash
>somehow make civil war happen
>find out i went in different timelines
>end.png
>>675273073
Light Hearts
>get woken up to go save monkeys in the jungle
>mad because its not a hot chick
>>675273122
Anon here probably a bit before your time peeps, "syphon filter"
>log in
>add skills to training queue
>log out
>>675273595
bioshock infinite
christ you made that easy
>>675273721
fuck off mate, the air taser had no fucking range AT ALL
>play as grill
>expert in cqc
>does flips and shit
>is basically ghost in the shell -robots
>>675273751
fug :--DDD
>>675273595
you are makin it way to easy, also this game was in this thread like like 4 times already.
Biofuck:Impotent
>>675273656
ape escape
>>675273811
Oni
>>675273842
ok chill
>>675273790
Syphon filter 1 tazer had heaps of range lol
>>675271460
It sounds like Nier
>>675273896
FUCK i honestly didnt think anyone here was that old
Not ape escape
>>675273970
Dingdingding
>>675273595
meme the game?
