If you could go back to your 20 year old self, what would you say?
>>675240923
I'm 18
>>675240923
Don't do all that cocaine on your 21st
Stop getting high at the Connelly pad or you'll end up living in your Aunt's garage.
>>675240923
Stop playing WoW and change your fucking major to STEM.
still a loser yo
>>675240923
Quit university and start making money. I wasted a couple of sweet oportunities because of my studies.
>>675241470
I feel you
"Fucking invest in Apple stocks you braindead tryptaholic"
Take school seriously. Start working out. Girls hate who you are
Kill yourself faggot
>>675240923
Not even 20 yet lol I'm 14 and edgy af #thuglife
>>675240923
Get off /b Faggot!
>>675240923
Just because they let you eat all the ice cream you want after you finish basic training doesn't mean you should.
>>675241857
MODS MODS MODS
>>675240923
Don't let people tell you to try to date a girl just because you are close friends
>>675241857
the funny thing is that you probably are
Apply for the job instead of waiting a year to stay at your current job because it's comfortable but also shit. You'd be making more money sooner instead of starting when you're 21. I'm 21.
>>675241985
Bait you fucking faggot
i would say
"wanna touch dicks?"
Never Forget
[spoiler]The Alamo[/spoiler]
Jerk off more.
Ignore women.
Invest in Google, stop hanging with losers, chase as many girls as possible while you can, have more confidence
buy george zimmerman stocks
>>675242230
This is me hah
kill ur self ain't nothin waitin for you in the future
I dont know
>>675240923
>don't drink and drive
>try harder
>probably don't drink at all
>go to school to be an auto mechanic and start your own business
>don't break up with Liz
>job after university is pretty good, so don't be so worried about the future.
>be nicer to people and be less autistic around them
>be nicer to your mom
>>675241026
well look at you, you have to comment because your 18 and the world revolves around you. There's a reason no one replied to you, faggot.
>>675242586
Did you start your new job already? Started a month ago and I don't feel like shit waking up in the morning for work.
>>675241470
same here. All this fuss for a useless diploma when i could've scored a nice studio job after my 2nd year. Sometimes the Uni is bullshit.
>>675242807
You just did.
I would invest in several opportunities I know now are huge.
Invest in Apple, Google, and start mining Bitcoin earlier
>>675240923
She's gonna cheat on you on christmas eve, so don't pass when her twin sister tries to fuck you.
Dont do it ey it aint worth it
>>675240923
dont be a fucking dick and loose her... worst mistake of my life .. she was litrally perfect . 10/10 hotness . dark hair , dark skin , peoples person , fun , great in bed , really great.. just perfect all round ... i guess after 5 years with her i got used to it ... only when u loose it is when u realise how rare it is.......
>>675240923
Learn to recognize and accept the futility of life now. You are not a special snowflake. Everything ends in nothingness. You are a hairless ape on a rock in space. There is no point in trying too hard. Try to view reality as liberating if you can, if you can't work on it. Find pleasure in as much as you can while you are still young enough to enjoy it to the fullest. Your life is over after 35, from then on you're just trying to be 20 again. Don't do anything to fuck up your time now.
>>675242920
nice comeback, 10/10, good job there
>>675240923
"Lacey's a cunt, keep fucking the other girl instead."
I would save Elliot Rodger
>>675243028
yeah i would build a bunch of shitty rigs and mine bitcoins
>>675240923
>If you could go back to your 20 year old self, what would you say?
Your dad works for the Irish mob. He never made an honest buck in his life. Just smile, nob move out of town and don't go back to Boston 'til he dies.
>>675243141
You did it again
Heh nerd.
Don't cheat, drive sensibly, save your fucking money, stay at the gym
>>675240923
Drop out you are going to waste the next 5 years in a cubicle making 50k a year and drinking everyday.
>>675240923
Forget about her. She doesn't care if you live or die.
"Pull out"
>>675240923
Spend time with __________ they are going to die soon, and you'll regret it if you don't.
>>675243355
don't turn him a hipster you faggot
>>675243347
>>675243141
>>675242920
I'm all up in this thread. Monitoring your argument. So far I'm not too impressed.
>>675240923
you should kill yourself lmao
beat her to almost death, the consequences won't be any different. also, break out of ward 6, it doesn't make any difference to the reason why you'll stay in there
>>675243655
Now you know how everyone has and will feel about you.
>>675240923
Keep playing dota ull be a god soon.
>>675240923
Nothing new happens in a year.
Don't. Get. Married. Just. Don't. Look up recovery international. Don't work at dad's company. Get your own job. Write and keep writing.
Dont cheat on korie
Major in theater
Be honest about your depression
Stop jerking off immediately
DO NOT TAKE OUT THAT LOAN
Dont move into that apartment
Cut back on the weed
GET A JOB!!
Be honest with the family about issues
> Bush did 9/11
Jokes beside
Stop playing WoW und do fucking Sports you lazy fuck.
And learn in school you stupid ass fucker
*hit my younger self you hard that he learns it*
same thing i say today: avoid the groid
>>675243655
lmao ive smoked a bowl since then. i dont really care anymore
fuck your gf's best friend....
>>675243786
How is this even real, I looked at the pixels and its not even shooped. This fuk play meepo or something to 10k?
>>675242230
Are you me?
watch out for that red light this Thursday. Unless you want to do 14 years for killing a kid
>>675240923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
Fucking do something. Seriously, do something because in 8 years, your health is shit, you live with your mother, you sell your car and you have no future. God damnit, fucking do something.
>>675243878
>don't get married
Pretty much this. I always thought those "game over" jokes about marriage were just...jokes. Don't get married until 35 or above, simply not worth it, no matter how much you are in love. If you're 20 and reading this, just make it your best decade. Go out and have fun, do something you like, these are your best years!
Don't break up with Alicia.
Stay in College, push through.
University is so close, don't give up.
Enjoy yourself and don't fuck up like I did.
The world's more than your computer.
>>675242888
That was me last year. I'm 21 now
Don't smoke weed and drink beers all the time. Fuck more and fall in love less. Buy tech stocks. Work harder. Quite a few things.
>>675244192
Invent fucking Facebook and enjoy your billions afterwards.
quit smoking.
>>675242920
/thread
>>675243075
>Everything ends in nothingness.
>You are a hairless ape on a rock in space.
>Try to view reality as liberating if you can,
This is beautiful anon.
>>675244680
I did.
>>675240923
>It's ok start a street fight if the other guy is a total dick.
>fuck the hot brunette arab slut with epic boobs in your class and trust me the boobs are epic.
>relax you won't get drafted in the army. I can tell becaus i'm from the future.
>don't buy any iPhone ever or it will be your wors't phone.
>>675240923
DON'T TAKE THE HARDCORE HARD WAY, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>675240923
"It's OK to succeed, and people do not really want you to fail. They all want you to succeed and do well. There is no conspiracy to see you fail, so sieze the moment and go for your dreams"
>>675240923
Quick! Invest in Google!
>>675243786
Wtf bro do u stream? I'd want to see the hax or glitches u used to get that high.
>>675243600
Dubs checked with dubs. Faggotry
>>675244801
thanks. I wish I could go back and talk to me
Fuck telling my 20 year old self, I'd rather tell my 18 year old self not to be such a fucking pussy, stop worrying about horoscopes, and be my own person. I screwed myself up thinking my life and personality was already predecided the moment I was born. Fuck.
Don't fuck Sheryl, she has a vast collection of stds.
i would walk straight up to my 20 year old self, with a gun, and put it to his face and say "magic taco"
>>675241556
This.
Also 20 would be an upgrade to most of these tweakers.
>>675244399
Devon?
Ask her out, before she loses interest. TRUST ME, YOU'LL KNOW.
also, take the fucking program in college that YOU WANTED TO TAKE. don't let anybody say this course is better and has more jobs in the job market.
And don't leave this current job you're at to find a "better one".
also one last thing, start a youtube channel and develop a loyal fanbase.
Im 7 :^)
>>675242920
Lost
>>675241857
Enjoy your banned MOOODDSS!!!
Dump, Rachael... Well go fuck her a few more times, but that's it, but spare yourself the trouble, she's a crazy bitch.
Don't buy a new car.
Get back to school now, not later. Wasting your time with whatever bullshit you're doing now.
Garrett is a shitty friend who only is with you because he wants to bang your sister. Ditch him now.
Get help for your depression. I waited too long.
If you ever meet Kristin (my ex wife), run the other fucking direction.
I've made some shit choices, fuck.
