Well /b/ let's hear it. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
they're smelly. noisy. expensive
Bitch broke up with me last week. I came home, she wasn't there. She left a note. A fucking note. I'm better off now. Don't need someone who acts like they're 14.
Honestly, i don't know. Every relationship i had just ended very fast.
>inb4 a lot of self loathing fucks blame everything but themselves
Seriously though I bet that will be this thread.
Probably because im unappealing as a person
>>675223047
prostitutes cost maybe 100$ a night. An ulcer lasts forever.
Because i'd rather sit in front of my computer and fap to yours?
>>675223274
So you like men?
>>675223346
watch her contact you saying she is lonely. You gonna dive in them hips again anon?
>>675223479
I've gotten close to one that doesn't charge me anymore. Got lucky I suppose. Care to share any details? I've only started doing this recently.
>>675223607
.
no
>>675223516
I only fucked with this girl for about a month. So I don't have a whole lot of pictures of her. But I'll let you see what I have
Moved 1200 miles away from home with no family, I have no car, no license, and put in my two weeks notice and have yet to find another replacement job. Not in college yet.
test
>>675223752
Nah just a couple days ago she sent me a pic of her with some other dude. Redneck type faggot too. Figure if she tries that's shit it's because he beat her or something. Let her get what she deserves.
Because I lack tge motivation to chase tail at 18 years old. Call me a faggot, but I want something more than a hit and quit skank.
>>675223047
They're a pain in the ass. I've had several girlfriends, was even married for a few years. Being single is better. Having to consider another person's feelings all the fucking time is a chore tbh.
>>675223607
those are smelly, retarded, and cheapos
>>675223374
Well is there a reoccurring theme that seems to make them end so quickly?
I have one
>>675224159
You'll get that out of your system as you get older, and then hit and quit is all you'll want.
>>675223346
what did the note say? why did she do that?
>>675223909
>>675224342
probably for the drama, bitches love them some drama
>>675224413
Without the piercing.
Because i have two hands that know my body better than any woman.
>>675223047
I'm a nerdy 19 year old black guy, who is awkward, and has the body of an 16 year old. Despite getting average/above average r8's in r8 threads.
Women don't take me seriously. I have video games though.
>>675224486
I myself don't like drama and why I don't have a gf...but I enjoy hearing about other people's drama rofl like that fucking note.
>>675224670
/b/ has spoken.
Yeahhh. Idk. I just like fucking other guys girlfriends and they have no idea I am doing it. And they never will.... I guess that's why I dont. Can't trust em
>>675224670
So do I anon. But I have some bad news. Your hands will never feel quite as good as a vagina...
>>675224342
It was pretty long, about a page. Something about putting on a fake smile lately. She told me she never quite trusted me thinking I was talking to other girls but it was her pulling that shit the whole time apparently. She made a big deal about me leaving the house keys there too, I told her she owes me to at least come get them from me herself. It turned into a bunch of yelling.
I forgot some shit at her house and she sent her fucking neighbor to my workplace (on my off day) to bring it back. Tbh at only pissed me off more, brining other people into it who have no business in it. She went from being cool as fuck to acting like we were teenagers. Kept asking why I gave a fuck because I had my stuff back. Count grasp the concept that that's not what pissed me off.
Because I'm a fat piece of shit with the social skills of a retard.
Cause I'm too lazy to care about my appearance and to go out and talk to girls. Honestly, I don't really want a gf
>>675225295
damn well good riddance. fuck that noise
>>675225068
You must not be very good with your hands, not a virgin but neither ass nor pussy was as good as my hand. The only thing that is anything near as good is a blowjob.
Idk could have just been loose bitches.
>>675225502
Amen to that bro.
social introvert, dont really get out much
Broke up with my ex because she was needy and annoying. I got wasted and decided to text my other ex saying I miss her only to have an awkward, short conversation and I was reminded why I'm better off without her.
im awkward and sit home all day
lazy as shit too
Because I belong to /r9k/
i'm an ugly social retard with mild schizophrenia. i was born fucked
Don't care
That afterglow when I finish cumming is the only time I think,"it would be nice to have a gf so I didn't have to do this myself".
But just as soon as that pops into my head it leaves.
Really could care less
Because I broke up with her.
Who doesn't want one if they had a choice
Because I'm a faggot who went into my first relationship with a tranny faggot whom emotionally blackmailed me, and I've been afraid of relationships since.
Words of wisdom boys, don't date degenerates.
But I do.
She is leaving soon though, has to go out of the country for work indefinitely.
So soon I won't.
>>675226343
Damn that sucks man.
>>675224243
Not that anon but have the same problem.
It's happened twice, both times they left for other people. One "regrets ending it" and the other one was mad I didn't want to be her friend. Told that cunt to fuck right off.
Because I got too attached too early and fucked everything up.
Again.
>>675226343
Same thing with me and girl moving away. We mutually decided that it is best that we break up when she leaves
It's mostly my fault tbh but i also don't know any girls i would like to date
I go to school during the day, work nights in a physically demanding job. Adult-ing 7 days a week.
But I still fuck bitches though. Ain't got time for a gf, and pretty fucked up over my ex.
Not worth the hassle
Because I don't have the self confidence to go talk to someone and not feel like I'm bothering and inconvienencing the fuck out of them and the one person that's probably the closest thing I've ever had to a girlfriend has no romantic interest in anything that isn't anime.
I'm a piece of shit
married to the gym, also extremely emotionally distant and disconnected from people.
Because i have a wife
ugly as fuck but used to be pretty good looking, standards haven't dropped so I'm kinda stuck.
Because I told her she would have to stop smoking weed before she moved into my apartment. You can be the most careful person ever, but shit happens, and I don't want the cops to find anything if they search my house
She didn't like that very much, I needed to realize I couldn't control her.
Next week she had mysteriously fallen in love with a dude who she had reassured me was gay
We were long distance, I'm not about to try to tell her NO TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE HE MIGHT NOT REALLY BE GAY, that's just not feasible when you live several hours away
that was 3 weeks ago
Just broke up with mine 3 days ago. LDR suck. Don't ever get in one.
I do, and she drives me crazy.
"i dont play games" is bullshit. they all do.
This one likes to disappear, come back fuck like rabbits and disappear again.
granted, i dont mind the situation but it isnt the one she set the "rules" for when we started dating.
Because women are literally the devil
in a downwards spiral because of anxiety, a lack of motivation and a gaming addiction. I prepare myself every night to just go out and do whatever makes me feel happy the next day but then when that day comes i just cant do it. overthinking everything and afraid that people will think im a sad moron, which ironically im becoming because of that fear. have friends but dont feel like going through the troubles of trying to get a girlfriend and have her know how weak i am.
I broke yesterday with my gf. So yeah... shit happens
I'm a single dad who is 5'5 and the only reason I managed to have sex with one woman was because she had no one else.
>>675224671
Chris?
not really wanting to be tied down
plus no car (yet, i'll have one in 2ish months)
>>675228141
Faggot?
I have autism. Otherwise i don't have any other reason why i don't have one.
>>675226702
i feel ya bro
Had one for 3 years. Broke up like 5 months ago.
Pretty much total indifference towards living. Had that before we broke up though, and I think she recognized it.
Doubt I'll even try again. Wouldn't mind dying tbh.
Either we are ugly as fuck... And or we expect to date fucking 10s when we are really like -20.
Got left for her ex after almost 4 years
>>675228844
10/10. We are ugly as fuck and want to be with a 10/10
>>675228844
>Either we are ugly as fuck... And or we expect to date fucking 10s when we are really like -20.
If we are working on a one to ten scale, negative twenty is an invalid figure.
Furthermore, the first option of your "Either" clause, "we are ugly as fuck," would be redundant with the second option, "we expect to date fucking 10s when we are really like -20" which includes that qualification "we are really like -20."
I think I've made my point.
>>675223047
Last relationship was about three years long and ended pretty badly. I work full time and I'm finishing up my degree, so I barely have any time for myself to begin with, which means I don't exactly socialize with people. Apparently I also managed to go full retard and forgot how to flirt with girls. The couple of girls that I did meet in the last year that I could have been interested in completely blew me off, and I don't have time to chase after people like that.
Sucks, but I'm not desperate to be dating someone, so I'm not going to lower my standards either.
>>675223047
Because I'm a faggot
>>675223792
>I've gotten close to one that doesn't charge me anymore.
thats a gf anon you've lost.
Anthony Basta steals all of my girlfriends!
Vote for Anthony Basta!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g6mYhNg1T0
>>675229993
How about no?
>>675229570
The only "point" you made is you being a dude who never gets pussy.
>>675223047
Porn
>>675223047
It seems like literally no one likes me genuinely because I'm at a point where there's very little I care about and I can't continually contribute to conversations or become animated and passionate about things because of this.
It feels like I'm so introverted that I only get passionate about things when I'm alone. Is this anxiety?
Otherwise, how the fuck can I integrate myself into these retarded people and get along with everyone. I just feel like an outsider even at work when everyone is acting cordial.
Although I get professional respect because I'm good at my job, no one seems to like me beyond that.
>>675230255
ITT Best porn type
Am talking to this one bitch rn, so I'm closing in on dating
I cant hold a comversation and theres literally nothing appealing about me
Because she left me last week. She kept saying things about me being too touchy and close with her. I tried giving her space but she just ended it all, won't even look at me anymore. I'm broken, /b/. Pls halp?
My ex recently just broke up with me. Was absolutely amazing when we were together, were together for a little over a year. We also just went to Spain during our winter break from school. Absolutely perfect trip for almost 2 weeks. Felt perfectly in love, had no idea a relationship could ever feel this "right" (past ones were shitty compared to her). Three days after the trip she stops talking to me as much. Starts avoiding me, only talks on the phone if I call her, stops the deep conversations. There's no reasons that relate to why she would be doing this after such a perfect trip... never knew if I did something wrong. Then she just broke up with me out of the blue 2 weeks later. No closure, no reasons, then blocked me off everything. Don't know how to feel, still trying to process everything but I can't. It's all so fresh and so unexplained..
>>675230698
Too touchy? You were in like first date or something?
>>675230950
We were dating for over a year, this was just recently.
>>675230946
Man, that's awful. Not having that closure is the worst feeling.
>>675223047
why would anyone want one? its easy enough to get pussy without all the nonsense
>>675223047
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I do. 10 years this May. And I'm seeing two on the side. Good times.
>>675230261
>how the fuck can I integrate myself into these retarded people
you could start by not thinking you are better than everyone else.
>>675231164
I just dont get it then. Maybe was an excuse.
>>675231704
But what if you are??
>>675223047
Because I am a failure at life.
>>675231729
I wish I knew
Because me and this girl really don't want a relationship, but we are basically in love. Complicated.
>>675231704
that was a good pick up out of all the shit I wrote.
I don't think I'm above everyone else though.
there are plenty of people I like a lot, and don't think any less of in any way, I still can't talk to them normally.
That little blip just came out in my rant. And most of the general public are hard to get along with I think we can all agree here.
>>675228141
Oisin?
>>675231914
Just deal with it. Most girls do that.
>>675223047
I do
Because I have a wife.
>>675223047
have one. A dirty little sexslave who cooks dinner everyday.
>>675230261
It could be anxiety. Maybe you are thinking to much on how to fit in and not letting it come naturally maybe?
>>675232162
And shes cheating you with a nigger
Just got stood up by her yesterday. We're teenage fags, so it hurts extra.
Pic not related
>>675223047
Because I have a wife
>>675232117
That was my first ever meaningful relationship, hurts a lil more than usual
>>675223047
Its a much more stress-free fun life without a bitch dragging you down and spending all your money.
The only thing girls are good for is sex and cuddling.
>>675232669
Yup. I feel you. Then you just dont care because of that relationship that hurts you bad
>>675230698
"too touchy" is just some bullshit, she was probably whoring out, most girls are sluts
>>675223047
I'm shy. 26 years old and I still get nervous around pretty girls. In fact I don't even want a hot chick because they make me feel insecure. Like, every dude wants to fuck the hot chick. How am I supposed to sleep at night knowing that my girl gets hit on 24/7 by dudes that might have better game than me? I gues you could say I have trust issues. Chicks get dumber as they get more attractive and it seems like they'll give up the coochie to any dude with money, talent, arrogance, or any combination thereof.
>>675232981
If not all of them.
because i look like this
I have one right now of a year, but might be breaking up with her tomorrow. She gets mad at every little thing. she said she's gonna try and work on not getting mad at everything, but she's said that before and no change. I would give her another chance, but I don't know if I can actually look her in the eyes, tell her I love her, and mean it anymore. Advice /b/?
>>675230698
Too touchy is just a nice way of saying that she's not interested anymore. I've been in the same position anon.
>>675233580
time for a threesome
>>675233845
Fuck
Break up. Dont lie her, be honest and tell her you are tired.
>>675223047
Becose Im stuck with my feelings with some other girl who apparently only likes to fuck me when both of us are drunk (this happened for multiple times). After that Im always being thrown away like some old toy and being told that she "only likes me as a friend" even though she knows I have feelings for her.
>>675233845
Too touchy haha beta fags don't even have girlfriends that like touching them
Girlfriend = time, attention, and money I don't have; unnecessary drama, stress, and anxiety; and most girls that are single are arrogant, ignorant, and generally super self centered
>>675230946
Sounds like she found someone else and didn't have the balls to tell you. Some girls are like that, they bottle up their emotions and one day they just leave without any reason.
I had a girl that I dated for quite a long time and she broke up with me through my brother. Bitch wouldn't even tell me to my face and was already hanging with another dude behind my back.
Fuck bitches man. Live for yourself and enjoy life.
>>675233580
>>675234096
This ^
>>675223047
We broke up last Monday after 2 years and I'm feeling pretty good
>>675234459
Thanks anon, i think i'm gonna do it. I kept hoping that I would love her again, but I'm not sure if it will happen. So I might as well not waste our times right
>>675234375
Thing is, I can't get over it. I can't focus on myself when I haven't had closure. I've had an ex cheat on me with the guy who raped her and I was able to get over that because I had closure. I can't understand how someone can go from being absolutely madly in love one day and then shut off everything the next. Or how someone can go on and on and say all these dreams one day and forget they even said that stuff the next. It's like I am nothing to her. Which at this point I don't really care, I don't want her back. I just want to know why.. I want to know what happened so fast. I want to be able to live my own life, focus on my school and work again. Be happy on my own again like I used to be. Now my life is just depressing because all I ever think about is what went wrong.
>>675235506
Theres no point in being with someone who only acts in anger. Its a show of their true character.
You don't want to be paired with someone like that your entire life.
I would love a gf, I just sadly come off as an un-likable person, for no reason really, just how I look, and I'm not ugly, random girls have complemented me. I'm also very nervous with girls which is the main issue, fuck me
Well over half the women in my towns goals for relationships is baby asap, ring at christmas.
>alsoiamfilledwithsomuchselfloathingidontfeelideservethepleasure
>>675223047
I don't have enough money right now. Hookers are cheaper and I don't have to deal with their bullshit.
First off, I'm a 5/10 at best, and when I get around women I fall silent or turn into a loud, abrasive douche. I like to think that I don't have anyone because I "haven't found the right one" yet, but I know it's because I don't think any woman could bring herself to love someone like me. There's more, but I doubt anyone wants me to whine more about why I'm unlovable.
>>675232538
That's no excuse
if any of you fags want an icloud ripped email me
[email protected]
>>675223047
But I do :/
Not sure there's something wrong with me or not, this girl and I were talking for a few days, she was pretty cute and she said she wanted to be my girlfriend. After a few days of talking more, I realized i really wasnt interested. It's like I've lost all desire to have a relationship or connect with a woman, and I don't even watch porn or masturbate regularly.
Its kind of messed up, I feel like my soul is gone or something
