Bored 69 decides what I do
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69 decides what I do
kick the seat until the bald guy rages
throw something
Shout i have a bomb
>>675211137
Fart
slap the niggers head
>>675211821
fucking lol. im rollin for this
>>675211821
But do it really softly.
>>675211137
stand up holding your bag up and yell
>Admiral Akbar!
>>675211821
Rolling for this
fasten your seatbelt the rest of the flight
>>675211821
rollerino
Lick the scalp of the guy sitting in front of you
flash your dick
tell the nigger to move to the back of the plane
>>675211137
Kill a few minutes in this thread get bored before 69 get thread dies and nothing happens
Rush into cockpit and suck all cocks
>>675212775
reroll
>>675211137
pick nose and put in chicks mouth
>>675211821
Rolling for this
Softly, but loud enough for people to hear say "For my people...Allahu Akbar"
>>675212868
so close, roll
>>675212775
rereroll
rollin'
ask the bald guy in front of you if he'd like to go have his anus pounded in the toilet
Tell the nigger that you're not in any way racist, because racism is a crime, and crime is for niggers
Jack off and cum on the guy infront of you. Down his face
>>675212775
rere reroll
>>675213052
roll again
>>675211821
rolly poly
>>675212687
rolling for this
start furiously fapping while shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR" and "I HAVE A BOMB" continously
have a cheeky wank
>>675212909
Re
>>675212868
Oh shit, nigguh, off by one fam tbh
>>675212868
rerolling for mine
Ask the flight attendant if the plane is bound for the new World Trade Center building
>>675212845
reroll
be a little bitch and do nothing.
kiss the bald guy in the head
Grab a bag
Run towards the cockpit yelling "Allah akbar"
If no one stops you, start banging on the door
>>675212775
do it
Put your face between the seats in front of you.
>>675211137
rolling
yell allahu akbar and i have a bomb while recording a post a video
>>675212775
do this
>>675213119
This, except no fapping
Blast a YouTube recording of the wheels on the bus from your phone speakers, ignore anybody who acknowledges the song
>>675212985
Roll
>>675211821
This. Right now.
Lean forward and ask the girl if she can get your buttplug that rolled under her seat
Get flight attendant to bring u a soda or some shit and post her ass as she walks away
Jizz in the bitchs mouth
Play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4DN8aUJMuw
kiss the sleeping girl
Gently mutter "Shit, I forgot the trigger"
>>675213303
Roll
>>675211821
rolling for this
Fight the motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane
Have a crafty fap
Yell, Who is gonna help me join the mile high club?
>>675212833
>>675213099
>>675213155
>>675213177
czech'd
>>675212775
fuck it
last reroll
Shout, say goodbye fuckers you are all going to die.
shout "ALLAHU AKBAR" and "I HAVE A BOMB" continuosly while opening the cabin and getting your bag
touch that guy's ear until he notices and then say lol nigger
>>675211821
rollin
>>675213272
Post a video? This nigga is going to have to live stream this shit, his phone is going to be kill.
Rub that bald guy's head and whisper "that'll do, donkey. that'll do"
Yell bomb faggot
Go to sleep
>>675213321
Reroll
Start a Muslim chant
Stand up and say your name really loud then sit down acting like nothing happened.
>>675212868
re-rawling
>>675213119
roll
>>675213445
newfag but roll
>>675213445
re roll
Say loudly, Dammit i forgot my vagisil!
>>675211137
slap the cunt who is sleeping in front of you then blame it on the nigger beside her
Scream "for ISIS ALLAH AKBAR"
>>675213089
roll
>>675211137
sit there silently with no music, phone or stimulation staring straight ahead for the remainder of the flight. you are not allowed to respond to external stimuli
Shout out that you have a gun
>>675213568
>>675212868
are you fucking kidding me
get a knife and stab yourself faggot
Look the person next to you in the eye and give them a genuine, honest compliment.
>>675211821
Rolling for this
>>675211821
rolllllllll
This is a hijack allahu akbar
say to the black dude, hey I remember you from that isis training video
>>675212868
re-rawling again
>>675211137
Place actual bomb on plane
>>675211821
Yuuuuup
>>675213770
So close
kick the seat while wailing like a baby
Sit in your seat and enjoy the ride.
Ask the black guy if whites can join the nation of islam. Tell him you've always liked the name Shabazz
Sniff the seat cushion
>>675213177
re roll
>>675213799
again
And again.
>>675212868
roll for the white power
Yell I love the kkk
>>675213844
Let's Go.
>>675213855
rolling for this
Tell everyone that you have a bomb and that you're going to hijack the plane
>>675213867
do this as loudly as possible
>>675212868
rerolling
Stand up and shit yourself, smile, say you'll see, sit back down.
Say you're having a panic attack
>>675213896
reverse 69. this is fucked up /b/ros. rawling again
Whip your cock out and stick it between the gap in the seats.
>>675211137
yell allahu ackbar 3 times
>>675213855
re roll
>>675211821
re-rolllll
>>675211821
roll then lick his scalp when he gets mad
start reciting a muslim prayer
Just fucking slap the nigger
Play Abu Yeezer's Saleel al Sawarim at full volume
>>675212868
re rawl
>>675214057
ROLL
>>675214073
reroll
>>675214057
Rollin
>>675212868
reroll
Whip your dick out and slap the bald guy with it
Watch the entire movie that's playing from start to finish
Tell the one next to you to fuck off or allah will smite him down with akbars rage.
Yell, I am the savior of the withe race!
>>675212775
This
Start watching hardcore gay porn on the loudest volume possible.
Rape a flight attendant.
>>675213855
lol rolling
>>675214167
Damn 2 off
>>675214114
roll
convince the next flight attendant you see to give you a handy
>>675214057
ROLLY
Dump a drink on the guy infront of you
>>675212868
this
>>675211821
Rail
Slap the stewardess ass as she comes by
>>675213390
roll
Fucking hell still no 69?
And rolling for just sleeping the whole flight
>>675212868
roll
cum on the person in front of you
Somehow get a sample of that chick's saliva, post pic of you attempting, and use as lube to jack off. Put cum on her head, or let it leak down on her seat.
YELL
JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS
ALLAH AKBAR
>>675214167
Re-roll
>>675214269
WINRAR
>>675214269
winnrar
Reproduce the video of "To crash this plane feat. Bane" of the movie Batman III. loud over and over and over till bother everyone on that plane.
>>675214269
Winrard
>>675214269
WINRAR
>>675214269
WINRAR
>>675214269
WINRAR
>>675214269
WINRAR
>>675214269
WINRAR YAAAAAS
>>675214269
WINRAR
Smile at the stranger beside you and say "Allahu Akbar"
>>675214269
WINRAR
>>675214269
>675214269
YESSSSSSSSSS
>>675214057
roll
>>675214269
FINALLY
>>675214245
This and if it doesn't work >>675214214
>>675214314
fuck reroll
>>675214269
Hahahahahahahahah
>>675214269
WINRAR
>>675214269
OH SHIT WINRAR
>>675214269
Winrar
>>675214269
Fuck
Ask the guy in front of you, "How much for the woman?'
>>675214269
winrar we have winrar
OP's plane later went on to crash may allah guide him. Slap the nigger
Wtf not. Roll. As for the thing to do, just kick the seat with the bald guy in it.
>>675214122
Reroll
>>675214269
winrar we have a winrar
>>675214269
Winner!
Go in the lavatory, get completely nude, then run up and down the aisle yelling "Anybody want some dick?"
>>675214269
WINRAR!
>>675214269
>>675214269
winrar
>>675214269
woi
>>675214269
Winnnnneer
Ask the guy in front of you if he's aware that he looks like a scrotum
>>675214521
Eurofag detected
OP will surely deliver.
>>675214569
winrar!
>>675214569
Kek 69 replying to 69 OP better delivrar
No timestamp in OP
>>675211137
cum on the sleeping bitch looking thing in front of you to the left .. or on top of obama's head directly in front .. YOU DECIDE
>>675214569
Double winrar
>>675214569
WINRAR!
OP IS FAGGOT
>>675214269
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeeee
>>675211137
Don't fasten your seatbelt
>>675214316
Roll
>>675214702
damn skeltal,
back at it again with the gray vans
Yell i am a golden god at full volume when told to pay for your cocktail
>>675214167
Gonna casually reroll this so you can piss the bald guy off more
I'm sure OP will deliver
shit you pants
>>675214569
Chekd
>>675211137
Put your pepe between the two seats in front of you and take a wizz
>>675215127
>you
>>675214702
damn skeltal,
back at it again with the white bones
Maybe the plane landed.
It's not hard to intercept packets in a plane's wifi. Homeland security is probably auguring out his ass.
Op WILL deliver, I personally know him and he's fearless!
OP here, i kicked his seat guys wow he sure got mad hahah!!
>>675215522
Proof?
>>675214949
is that you anon from gore dead people necro thread who replied to it with the tom hanks pic? back at it again ahaaa
Oh boy, he's really mad guys, I dunno hahahahahahaha.
>>675215772
its actually not,
I gore threads aren't my thing
>>675215943
Jerk off, cum on hand, drip some into her open mouth.
>>675215943
Draw penis on her face
Op, we said to kick his chair, not give him head
>>675215943
touch her lip
>>675216066
Roll!
>>675214316
Rollio
>>675211137
take your shoe off and start pretending to wind something inside of it then throw it down the aisle
>>675215943
If dubs you spit on her
if dubs you gotta stick your finger in her mouth
>>675211137
yell ALAHU ACKBAR
Threads dead
>>675216430
Ew so basic get gud
slap her cheek with a survival pamphlet that they have in the seats.
>>675212868
Roll
>>675211137
Cum on the head of the girl asleep
>>675216032
well, damn. this is the pic he replied with. was much laughs
>>675216243
Off by one. If dubs, slap your dick on her face
go "hey watch this" to someone then take your index finger, shove in hole ass, put mouth in hole. laugh pretend sleep snore
donkey punch her for dubs
>>675214269
YES HE DID IT!
