That would only make the second time even more climatic.
>>675208193
i have the same problem but in the opposite direction. most clothing stores do not carry 34 waist with a 40+ leg
>>675208305
do mutants like soraka count
>>675208350
has it worsened in others?
<3 everyone
considering shaving my face entirely before I go to texas tomorrow
>>675208527
my back is still a mess and I can't tell my face because of the beard
>>675208410
I'm not really sure, I don't consider soraka a furry honestly. That is debatable though.
You have a beard?
>>675208732
i think beards generally don't help. shave. why are you going to texas?
>cat girl
>with a beard
>>675208825
well now I can't because kat is streaming
family vacation
>>675208808
>>675208916
shush
Freklz describe beard pls.
>>675208527
>40+ leg
BOY U TALL
is your fiance also a giant
scruffy
>>675208193
That doesn't sound gay enough.
>>675209284
>>675209332
I don't speak Italian.
i'd describe freklz' beard as "skin-tight"
>>675208986
oh my god you are just looking for excuses!!
>>675209131
yes, we are horrifying beasts. he has a larger upper body and i have thick hips.
>>675209483
you're un baka chan senpai
How do you have a "skin-tight" beard?
Like what is that even?
>>675209681
kind of like this
>>675209518
and you're both dick worshippers
s e x y
e
x
y
>>675209784
I will now forever picture Freklz as this.
>>675209518
NO I WAS REALLY GONNA UNTIL KATIA SENT ME THE LINK
>>675209784
it is longer and grosser than that now
>>675209810
i worship ass, but ass is made for dick. he worships dick, but dick is made for ass. it is symbiosis.
>>675209879
it's not far off.
Dom how tall are you?
>>675209629
I don't know what you're saying, but those are some cute puppers.
>>675209964
bfhdbfafbljdhsbf
oh so you look homeless
i am 6'4"
>>675208410
any gfur in az? come chat
>>675210071
kinda
How horrifying.
Dom you are tall.
>>675209967
i pray i will find a man who can follow your example
>>675210052
and in the end, that's all that matters.
you would not want me walking behind you in a hoodie at night, probably
>>675210221
finish soma when?
>>675210296
hey i hear eisen is single and ready to mingle
I would rather you walking right next to me, wearing your hoodie, bb.
>>675210296
That, and big meaty cocks.
>>675210517
oh gosh I dunno
>>675210517
i'm well aware
>>675210766
no, not that.
>>675210846
Yes, lots of that!
i will protect you from street urchins with my imposing demeanor and take steps far larger than yours.
>>675210820
hey i ranked up to silver 3, even though both of my promotional matches were 4v5. also i went up two divisions?
>>675210846
kay good just wanted to reiterate that
>>675210192
My uncle used to live in Arizona.
What is your background?
Just curious.
>>675210977 (checked)
like a fraction of that
>>675210992
there is no need to, i am frequently reminded.
background? like... criminal history? ethnic genealogy? phone wallpaper?
>>675211317
yea that's good, all those people lookin out for you
>>675211317
A reasonable amount of that?
>>675210992
if your mmr is high enough relative to your rank you can skip divisions
good job btw
i want to know everybodys phone wallpaper
>>675211449
When people paint you, what is the backdrop?
Yeah.
Phone wallpaper please.
Also ethnic genealogy.
The default one.
Dev why are you so boring?
should have known
>>675211854
Every second spent changing phone wallpapers is another second he could have spent prowling Grindr.
>>675211999
check'd
>>675211468
20%
mine is an animated version of the final fight in undertale.
>>675211551
but now i need to play some unranked because i do not know how to play pantheon and i bought him several days ago.
>>675211616
i've never been painted
>>675211694
i am mostly german, i think. my last name has roots in old german.
this is my phone wallpaper
>>675212194
he is not too hard
>>675212194
>he's never been painted
>>675212194
Do you know the language?
>>675212152
That's not a lot.
My desktop background is also just the color black.
I don't see either one that often so it's pointless to set them.
>>675212432
less is more
This is my desktop background.
>>675212310
it's just the one game someone needs to figure out what order to press his buttons in to kill someone.
>>675212383
i know it's astounding, but it's true. i've turned away many aspiring artists looking to capture my beautiful, bronzed adonis look.
>>675212394
no. i know more japanese than german.
>>675212614
king louis
>>675212574
Less will not sufficiently fill you up.
I do not even know what it is but I found the opportunity of seeing "Shemale Strokers" every time I log in enticing.
>>675212642
Is that because of how kawaii you are?
>>675212642
yeah I get that
just preparing you for his playstyle
>>675212994
it is because i keep up to date with sumo wrestling and incidentally watch anime with freklz or katia or whoever
>>675213084
oh good i'll lower my standards then
my background
>>675212955
dubs confirm i guess
you win this one
>>675213167
Can you say my name in Japanese?
>>675213219
Feels good to be a winner.
>>675213359
it would be アラストル, which literally reads "arasutoru"
>>675212558
My dad has black too.
>>675212642
Turned them away without saying a word once they saw that you had pulled a bait and switch on them.
>>675213605
Excellent.
HOW DO YOU SAY DEMOSU
>>675213589
Don't gotta tell me about it, i live that feeling every day.
>>675213785
no... you.
>>675213856
デモス, "demosu"
>>675214202
Wait.
Can you say my name in German?
>>675213974
Thank you for blessing us with your presence.
>>675214349
it's probably just alastor, because it's a proper noun and german uses mostly the same alphabet.
furekuzu
that klz, savage as fuck
>>675214477
My eyes have been opened.
Thank you, bb.
>>675214627
oh my god you are soooo welcome!!
not easy having only one vowel in a 3-syllable name
arguably two syllables but who's counting
>>675214883
Wow, too good to even type up your own response?
>>675214701
Y-you too.
freh kulz
>>675215314
thanks you too
>>675215404
Thank you, too.
I SAID WHO'S COUNTING
>>675215587
I'm literally crying over here.
i'm counting
>>675215596
thank too
>>675215862
Why you gotta be like this?
>>675216135
i feed on misery
>>675216046
Too you.
>>675216219
I thought you just feed in general?
>>675216387
toot
>>675216219
That's gay.
>>675216596
Toot me.
>>675216508
i feed on a lotta things
misery is just on the menu tonight
>>675216627
i'm gay
tu-tu-ruu
>alastor in charge of marking
>ever
>>675216046
>>675216678
w-woah you sure?
>marking
Eddy my beever love we are in the future now.
>>675216992
O-only if you want.
eddu
>>675216990
nasubi
>>675217124
what do you want.
fags being fags
>>675216820
Say it isn't so!
>>675216943
Give him a spanking.
>>675217298
What you want matters more.
>>675217360
How the fuck would his glasses stay on. Stupid.
>>675217348
Stacks on stacks
>>675217124
Just mark x on the spot you're gonna kissu~
>>675217198
demos the demolisher of ass
>>675217360
Oh I'll do more than that~
>>675217432
disagree.
>>675217583
ᶰᵃˢᵘᵇᶦ
>>675216508
Reminds me of league
>>675215706
Rats.
>>675217667
WE'RE GONNA DIE
>>675217793
she's dead
>>675217545
Magnets.
>>675217643
W-Woah
>>675217727
That is one rat.
>>675217360
it's very so
>>675217643
excuse me
i do not appreciate the tone you're speaking to me in
>>675217915
help isn't coming!
>>675217643
I will mark you with more than just an x,
>>675217667
Under what grounds?
>>675218005
Where did we go so wrong?
>>675218404
idunno
that's a good peen tho
>>675218513
I'm glad you like my peens.
That's a cute doggo.
>>675217992
Whoa is right, you better watch your back! Or maybe you're just into that sort of thing huh?
>>675218005
You're gonna accept that compliment, and you're gonna LIKE IT.
>>675218289
Do go on
>>675218673
Or in.
>>675218627
that doggo wants to know what you're doing saturday
>>675218673
th-thanks eddy
Moo
>>675218140
queuing has been so painful with you in ohio
>>675218289
i know me best.
>>675218812
Tell the doggo I'm working.
>>675219976
I-I will most likely not be joining you when I'm in texas either I'm afraid
>>675220115
he won't be very happy to hear that
>>675219869
oom
What does it mean to have a dark scrotum?
I never noticed how dark it was until now.
>>675220380
means you're ugly
>>675220380
aids?
>>675219976
You do not know me best, therefore I could state that I matter less rather than you more.
>>675220193
Why does he need to know?
>>675220691
ask him not me
>>675220183
i know. i have been queuing with a bronze friend and everyone in those games is just awful.
>>675220505
i know me best, which means the inverse is also true.
>>675220887
I don't have his number.
>>675221020
well that sounds like your problem
>>675220936
I am so sorry
consider it good 1v9 carrying practice
>>675221084
I-I don't even know him.
>>675220458
I doubt that is the reason, but I cannot disprove it.
>>675220491
Pretty sure it's not that.
>>675221089
lee sin cannot carry that. which is why i bought pantheon.
but really in those games i crush as poppy but we still lose.
>>675221208
how would you know?
>>675221321
Don't look at me like that, you're the one speaking for me.
>>675221330
you want assassins
zed and fizz are the boogeymen of bronze
or, like, vayne
>>675221375
If I did then I could not donate blood.
Also I am pretty sure I would be skin and bones sick from that. I wish I could be skin and bones.
>>675221474
Are you trying to delegitimize Israel?!
>>675221499
i suppose i have leblanc
i'd really rather play someone that controls fights
>>675221828
there are no fights in bronze
>>675221801
Yes, you caught me.
>>675221761
hmm well maybe you should get aids so you can be skin and bones!
>>675221474
im sleep
>>675221989
Night demdem, dream of doggos.
>>675221947
Anti-Semite!
>>675221936
fuuckkk yyouuu
>>675222423
nobody peels or positions properly
assassins are OP because you can kill multiple people in the course of a single engagement rather than the usual 1 because their frontline doesn't notice you diving their backline
>>675222897
>doesn't notice you diving their backline
Way too lewd!
>>675223092
shut up
ahh yeah nigggerrrr
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lynching-of-moonman
im diving averys backline OOO
>>675222897
so boring, i just want to KICK
>>675223384
Avery's got a stanky backline though.
>>675223384
ad lee is an assassin
avery, I heard that, stop farting.
>>675223891
wrong
>>675224085
oh right i can just build cleaver into steraks
sorry
>>675224553
YOUMUUS INTO DUSKBLADE INTO BLOODTHIRSTER
>>675224677
duckblade of zantharrask
hey avery
nice pussy
want me to stream assassin lee?
>>675224085
I thought it was meta to build titanic on him now though? Or did that change recently?
>>675224831
I am still watching kats but I can turn it on
>>675225048
no
I mean ATTACK DAMAGE LEE SIN
none of this health crap
>>675225190
do not be sweating it
>>675225048
I want to spank you.
>>675212432
gosh, I want to fuck that bear, i wish i can have a bf with that body
>>675225190
ah so the glass cannon lee sin. that can be good granted you can land a good backline q and smash them through their team.
>>675225579
uh, I have a boyfriend thank you.
>>675226013
Maybe you can.
>>675226210
we are talking about bronze games, after all
>>675226259
I can't, the ones I found makes me cringe, maybe i should just stop being too picky but I can't help it
>>675226314
very good point. Bronzies usually don't have mechanics down, shit I am silver and I don't have a lot of mechanics down.
alright, night everyone. Gotta get up for work.
>>675226647
Maybe you should just be less picky and who knows, you might like them more than you think you will?
Hello comrades
>>675227015
is what im trying to do, sadly work keeps me so busy to mingle
wem
>>675227493
Dangling balls.
>>675227812
hey there~
>>675227473
I second that emotion.
But I am relatively unassuming even in the best light.
Meh.
>>675226647
This one is cutely lewd. Terrible.
>>675226679
Luc is always the best bet.
>>675226995
Bye.
>>675227327
Get largely ignored scrub.
>>675226259
And what would he be like? 250 maybe at best, lopsided at worst.
Myeh.
>>675228140
I just want someone who can greet me and hugs me, someone who can sleep by my side, lol maybe im letting get to me very deep, almost hitting 30's i sometimes feel like I waste my 20s
>>675227473
Aww. I'd mingle with you.
>>675228589
What did you spend your 20s doing?
>>675228589
Funny, you don't SOUND picky haha. Well I mean, wasting your time isn't a bad thing. If you're making money and working up, I wouldn't call that a waste. Just gotta focus on the goals you already accomplished.
>>675228589
>tfw I want to do that
>>675229034
50% Lame
50% Dweeb
Aces on top today.
>when ACES is in the thread
>>675228848
studying, looking for jobs, dealing with family issues that still exist to this day, depression and tried any sort of escapism of reality, had previous relationships but they all end in bad terms. Im not happy I never felt true happiness, im such a bitter person and pisses me off how everyone is happy
>>675229397
don't make me jizz down your throat.
>>675229556
Well, at least that stuff is somewhat constructive. It's not like you spent the last eight years shooting up heroin in a ditch. And I'm pretty sure that not everyone is happy.
