Hi /b/ does this stool look okay to you?
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Hi /b/ does this stool look okay to you?
>>675200616
looks delicious
>>675200791
Please... This is a serious medical question
>>675200616
No, should be in the toilet, not on a paper towel.
Is it normal compared to your stools??
>>675201246
This.
But otherwise, yeah.
NO GO SEE A DOCTOR NOW!!
>>675201221
I am on toilet. Thats just paper towel to cover shit below it
>>675201529
Pls. Be give more details mr anon
>>675201603
My ability to believe that is in the toilet is zero, that is obviously not wet.
>>675202043
Its a lot of toilet paper. I use 2-3 rolls per poop session
Now help me out this stool is dry like a bread
>>675202043
I concur
The paper towel has not absorbed any moisture and therefore it must not be located in the toilet
>>675202403
Bro, try putting whole one roll of tp in your toilet u will see the effects
>>675202283
Doesn't look dry to me. Maybe it's real hard? Too much protein and but enough fiber will do that
>>675202664
It isnt hard. Its just dry and hard to pass...
>>675202283
Very wet looking dry stool. Why is the toilet paper under the shit if you must shit to use toilet paper?
>>675202867
Well i have ocd after every BM i clean myself up until i pass another one. U may find that wierd
>>675202283
>I use 2-3 rolls per poop session
What the actual fuck, dude. I thought it was bad when I use 3/4 of a roll, and I am borderline OCD sometimes about how clean my ass is.
How is that stool dry? It looks soft and moist.
Reference the Bristol Stool Chart.
>>675200616
I wouldn't sit on it
>>675203125
like one piece comes out you wipe until clean, and then another piece might come out 3 minutes later and you wipe again?
>>675203148
Lol 3/4 i thought i was the only one XD well it was hard to pass. Just as 3 before similar looking stools
>>675203395
Yes. But i use lot of it per wipe
OK conclusion is, i guess, take more fiber than u rat meat and bread. Me myself was living of fish pas 15 days
OP your toilet paper economy is fucking abysmal. Get some wet wipes and save yourself a rent payment per year you autistic fuck.
Also your shit looks fine.
>>675204441
Thank for saying that shit isnt abnormal. And i am not autistic at all me friend. Just lil bit crazy
stool should look like this
This hasn't 404ed yet?
>>675205340
Its became popular
>>675205434
It's literally shit
>>675205764
Hey i was just asking your opinions nothing fancy
Would not sit on/10
Okay let 404 i think i got my answers
>>675200616
No, it looks like you have an ulcer (i'm a male nurse, dont make fun) But seriously, I see a bloody stool (it doesnt look bloody to the layman, it just darker than usual) I honestly and no shit, not fucking with you, think you should bring this pic to your doctor. It looks like you have a bleeding ulcer to me. This is usually easily treated, but if Its not treated, it will become a serious medical problem. No fucking joke, I'm not trying to screw with you, Your stomach is bleeding. You must see a doctor soon. Bring him this pic. No shit, he has seen it all, show him this. Best luck.
>>675206485
Now I don't think I will.
>>675206612
I didnt need to hear this :(
>>675206612
I had no blood though...
>>675206612
>>675206937
I was the "male nurse" That just posted that, I'm so sorry I fucked with you. Its a perfectly normal fucking stool man. If its pitch black, sticky, like tar? thats a bleed. Your's is a perfectly normal fucking turd. Im sorry I fucked with you man. I was just having fun. Why are you worried about that stool. Its a normal fucking turd. I was just being an asshole.
>>675207160
Don't listen to that faggot. Blood from or around the rectum will be obvious because it will be red. Blood from higher up in your digestive system - like a stomach ulcer - will be dark and cause your stool to become very dark. The brown shade of your stool is WELL within the normal color of poop.
>>675207383
Since it was hard to pass. And i myself am very naive when it comes to hearing from people about.stools
>>675207160
I know, theres no visual evidence of blood, I was being an ass. If its pure black sticky like Tar? Thats a bleed. Your have a normal turd man. I'm sorry, Just being an asshole. Judging your health just by a pic of your turd. Youre ok, maybe eat more fruit and vegs. but youre normal man. Sorry.
>>675207690
Good thanks. I still dont see the reason why it was so hard to pass. It was slow and felt dry
>>675200616
It should be golden brown in color and on the doorstep of some jew house.
RIP with that anal inflicted death sentence, faggot.
Its enough you guys. Let this 404
>>675208450
Yo momma
>>675207974
It was a dry turd, you might be a bit dehydrated. Eat a lot of nuts, bread, other dry carbs? lately? I was being an ass. Your turd is normal. I'm sorry, I was trying to entertain myself by fucking with you. You are ok. If it gets pure black and sticky like tar? Then go to a doc. Until then. You have normal turds man. Take it easy, drink some tea, and watch some tv. Dont stress it. You're ok.
Le bump for old blood poop justice
>>675208817
Google says you liar
>>675202283
Jesus nigger, I shit like 3-5 times a day. Toilet paper would be like paying for a drug habit if I wiped my ass like you do.
>>675208817
I ate fish and bread past 7 days and some meat. Actually lots of red meat
>>675209031
what exactly did you google, bec. I'm pretty sure that guy has a normal fucking turd. And I'm pretty sure you dont need to worry unless it gets black and sticky like tar (evidence of bleed). So what did you google about turds to make my statement false? Please tell, I like to learn. I say the kid has a normal fucking turd. Give me evidence to the contrary.
>>675209155
Nice dubs, and yeah red meat tears me up too. You are ok. If you start to feel sick like flu or cold symptoms go to a doc. But just judging your stool... you're ok man. Sorry to fuck with you, but you're fine. Like I said. Relax, drink some tea, watch a tv show, and chill.
>>675209883
Thank you bro
No need to let this thread live any longer. Just let it 404 so we all can move uo with our happy lives
>>675210112
No sweat man, You're fine. Try eating fruits and veggies for the next few days. Green tea helps too. You will shit out all the back-logged shit. You're fine bro. Just take it easy and listen to some music or watch some tv.
>>675210715
Yet you're still posting
>>675210850
From now on i will drink yogurt.
>>675210913
I am just saying that i got answers and no need for this thread to continue. And while u keep bumping i shall tell u dat
I'll keep bumping if I feel like it.
>>675210850
Oh and ill lay of meat for some time. I think it caused this
>>675211472
Stop bumping you get nothing out of it.
This thread is about shit. So why keep it alive
>>675210112
>>675210850
I was just fucking with you about the bleeding ulcer. Your're fine. I could tell from that pic if you were bleeding. You have a normal shit. Dont stress, stress chews up you stomach. No alcohol, no sugar, no smoking, just fruits, vegs, tea, and TV. You're fine bro. Take it easy. Find a new show to get into. You are totally fine. I promise.
>>675211645
It's funny
>>675211715
Apart from chronic constapation yes im fine, watch Family Guy good show
>>675200616
Looks to be slightly sticky for normal stools. You've been eating too much oily foods lately is my guess.
>>675212155
YES YES SPOT ON! Its a bit sticky and i have had eaten lots of fish out of cans, they have much oil. I have been eating like 3-4 cans a day past 7-10 days
>>675211901
thats the ticket mate. watch something funny. You got netflix? You got tea? It will give you plenty o' gas, but its good for the gut. Steer away from red meat and bread for a while. Go with apples, oranges, broccoli, wheat bread, and peanut butter for a week. You will be a-ok.
you need more water its dark becasue your not drinking enough liquids with meals and in general. if its one piece it shouldnt be that thick or your eating too much protean. cut back on meats like chicken ,beef,m and prk eat leaner meat like rabbit,venison,or lamb/goat. also make sure to stay hydrated or ittl make your fecal matter hard. docfag here btw
>>675212890
No I am torrenting. Netflix is a Rip of.
>>675212937
Anyway can cocacola be a reason of this? I dranked it alot