She flirts with you. What do?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
She flirts with you. What do?
180 and moonwalk away
I'm tapping that.
love forever because shes asian
>>675191994
>huge tits
>huge ass
yes please
>>675191994
Tag and release.
>>675191994
Tell her "ma'am, you and your three friends seem very nice, but I'm afraid I'm just not interested right now".
I had sex with a girl this size. I asked her not to tell anyone. She told everyone.
360 and walks away
>>675192130
pleb/10
I would smash her with a twinkie
>>675191994
fuck her as hard as she wants for as long as she wants in any way that she wants any time she wants
>>675191994
Reciprocate. Always liked bbws and have never been ashamed of it.
>>675192704
this idiocracy movie looks hilarious, is the rest of the movie actually good? I can't stop watching that one clip
So you're going to walk right into her?
>>675193263
It's basically a documentary at this point, tbh
Offer her all the food she wants.
Love fatties.
ask her out on a date
>>675192646
based
Offer my face as a cushion.
>>675192954
What about what you want, anon?
>>675194489
I want to give pleasure to a qt fat girl like her
But I mean, I get what you're saying. I'd like her to sit on my face, to eat her pussy while getting squished between her thighs, just kiss her all over, get blowjobs, have her on top of me, feeling her envelop me, motorboat her/suck on her tits, dance with her and feel her jiggle, grope each other, squeeze each other's asses, let her throw me around and pick me up bc she looks like she's p tall, too, be dommed by her and dom her. Stuff like that
I'd hit it but Damn this is pushing it
wtf is up with her neck? bitch got a fat spine
>>675191994
Inevitably get caught in the gravitational pull and spend the rest of my days stuck in a decaying orbit around her, dodging the big macs and such caught in there with me.
>>675191994
Dive in!
>Fat Asians make me weak.
>>675192654
So you walk into her?
Eeew! I'd turn around 360 degrees and walk away.
>>675192162
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>675191994
man them.
turn 360 degrees and creampie
>>675196551
My newfag detecthor is off the charts
Fuck, I had no idea there were so many chubby chasers in /b/.
wind up my fist then punch the shit out of her.
> walk away
Lock her in a box for a month.bread and water.
In her thanks for curing her fatness becomes bdsm slave for life.
But before all that i have her shit eggrolls through skirt hole.
>>675197218
Everyone knows big girls are better in bed.
Do
>>675197164
> newfag detechtor
bait or u realized the fuckup you made kek
>>675197218
I can pull "better". I lift, have a good face, etc. but I've always preferred thick/chubby/bbw
Japan is too thin. We must boost that 3 percent obesity rate.
>>675197218
/b/ is full of desperate losers. No surprise that people here would fuck a fat chick
>>675197463
Well yeah, I know that, but most people would disagree.
>>675197687
I don't mean people desperate enough to fuck fat girls, i mean people who legitimately have a fetish for that.
>>675197480
You fucked up the fuck up. It's detecthor. Detector with a faggy lisp.
>>675197218
Anonymity creates honesty.
>>675197218
Fat greasy white supremacists
>>675191994
I don't mind the occasional lumpy fun.
But when it comes to Asians, I lose my fucking mind. The things I'd do to her, I'd rip off her fucking legs and roast them over a fire, now that's good eatin boy's. I'm the fuckin edge lord.
>>675197978
>/b/
>not desperate
Pick one
>>675197978
Selection bias.
The only people that reply to a fatty thread like this are those that are either interested or those that saw something that caught their eye in the five visible posts from the thread on page 0 of /b/.
Every else just scrolls past.
>>675198493
/b/ all day, any day. I get more satisfaction out of /b/ than any fucking women could ever give. -tear- love you man.
>>675198363
>I am become edge lord, destroyer of cringe
>>675198643
Shit, think of something fast!
>>675198363
>Sensible chuckle.gif
>>675198883
moar of her
How the fuck does this turn into a fat Asian thread so fast, he wants to know if you'd fuck that Asian, not post more fat nasty ugly Asian sluts. fuck man, they're just disgusting, them wide eye'd fucks.
>>675199122
that girl on the end doesn't deserve to be there. and she knows it
>>675191994
Kill it with a harpoon and sell the bluber and meat to the nips
>>675199358
There's two ends faggot
>>675199593
And one end isn't fat.
>>675199358
Nothing a few years' supply of heavy food can't fix, heh.
>>675199593
Exactly motherfucker
>>675199831
prolly just a few lazy weekends and heavy dinners. but hey. it works
>>675199122
that tall grill sexy as fuck
>>675200401
Be hot to see her give into gluttony, embracing the hedonism of it.
>>675191994
Frilt light back.
>>675191994
Milk her. Pasteurize it and try to sell her milk.
>>675201125
There's a body by rice if I've ever seen it.
>>675201346
>try
I'll stop if you guys want me to.
she only flirts with you because she wants to eat you
>>675200299
Nice new shit in this thread for a change.
>>675193263
It's worth watching at least once sober.
>>675197463
No they aren't. They break the fucking bed. And the floorboards.
>>675202105
Stop? Are you insane?
>>675195331
Super underrated post
>>675191994
casually walk away.
>>675200889
Fat asian kat?
>>675203000
My first trips. Holy shit. Asian chubbs are lucky.
>>675203000
No, just trying to find a reason to stop posting to play vidya. But ill continue
>>675203683
>>675203516
Sweeeeeet.
Im all alone here though? No one has a single chubby Asian?
>>675202105
Stop posting group chubb Asian? You nailed 3 fetishist at once! Bravo!
>>675204661
We are with you in spirit.
>>675191994
have her sit on my face
thanks for the name OP
OP is doing God's work.
>>675205320
>>675205497
>your head will never be between those legs
>>675205741
And I didn't think my dick could get any bigger. Damn.
>>675206153
Fucking perfect.
Excuse me while i take out the trash...
Bet a Japanese babe would blimp up after coming to the West.
>>675200160
>>675199122
Best itt.
I have returned!
>>675198559
>Not using the catalog
Fuck her obviously
>>675191994
Look at my shoes and pretend not to notice, but lowkey loving the attention.
>>675191994
Toss a kit Kat in the corner so I can run away
>>675208161
>lowkey
?
>>675204661
>>675191994
Make her lose some 20 kg.
HIT THAT! with a baseball bat
>>675192162
Found the nigger
>>675208325
Why a kit kat?
>>675208474
Being subtle, er...not making it obvious that I'm really LOVING the attention she's giving me.
>looking like the right, but feeling like the left
>>675209004
Is that a twitter thing?
Rape and kill. Sans rape
>>675209194
Yes, but it has made its way to the mainstream spoken American English vocabulary.
>>675208636
For the love of God tell me there's more to this set. So many delicious fat Asian asses. It's the stuff wet dreams are made out of. And Dat cosplay....
>>675195335
keksimus
>>675191994
Flirt back and offer to take her out to dinner.
>>675209436
I'd love to wrestle with them.
>>675192646
Daniel?
>>675198883
sauce?
>>675209872
But can you take down Big Bertha on the far left?
>>675209436
I see
>that image
holy shit I'd love for them to go full harukama namio on me
>>675210211
Unlikely but I'd love to try to anyway.
Special gif.
>>675210211
impregnate her up first to assert dominance
>>675210569
not before she impregnates you
>>675192654
>360 and walks away
>and walks away
>walk away
Yeah... you for sure would get too far by walking to her, fucking retard.
>>675210923
Lets play spot the newfag.
Oh look, I fucking won. My prize was cancer.
...and fat assed asians.
>>675191994
That's disgusting. Read the comments to see what desperate fucks would touch this cow.
>>675191994
Tell her to take a hike. Not just a short one. At least enough walking and diet so she can lose weight and stop being fucking gross to look at.
>>675198469
this picture is so great
Virgo virgo
>>675191994
tell her to slit her own throat?
>>675211540
Why would you want her to lose that sexy ass of hers?
>>675209440
Not sure about that exact set but this picture is good enough!
>>675209956
The most I know is her DA profile, but theres not much to see there.
http://molybdenum-blues.deviantart.com/gallery/
Throw a salad at her
Anyone good chubby Asian pornstars?
>>675191994
do a 720 and ask her to poop in my mouth
>>675191994
I would awkwardly talk to her and probably stutter a bunch. I might *might* ask her if we should get a room if I'm not too nervous. Then I would try and have sex with her but honestly I'd be fine with a hug or even just hold hands just so I can actually feel the warmth of another human being.
>>675193072
>>675192173
Just because she is a mongoloid doesn't mean you should love her.
https://www.facebook com/shera.shaul
>>675193348
Newfag
>>675196551
Newfag
>>675214232
Holy christ this is perfection.
>>675214878
Negative, THIS is perfection.
But yeah she's pretty hawt
my wife is land whale. I honestly love it because she bounces on my dick so hard and I love the way her ass jiggles. Her mom titties are super hawt as well.
>>675191994
>Start
>Inventory
>Items
>PokeFlute
...
>Fight
>items
>Ultraball
>>675216235
Gotta catch 'em all!
>>675216439
>aaand it's censored. Great.
>>675216794
>Hurt
Dont blame me....
I for one welcome our fat Asian overlards.
>>675216235
>You missed the POKéMON!
Try to escape the gravity.
>>675217700
Baby, nobody can escape the gravity of her love.
>>675211461
dose hips
goddamn I need to put my head there
I should hit the image limit in this thread.
>>675219607
I'd be thankful if you did.
>>675219607
you totally should
>>675219878
>>675219954
Ok!
>>675219607
grabbing my tenga air as we speak
>>675200299
Please tell me there's a source
>>675196557
Sauce pls
>>675201125
More?
>>675191994
Titfuck and hand accept blowjob. Then never call back.
She flirts with you what do?
>Hi my name Mikoshimi, how u?
>Hi I'm doing good. Your english is bad where u from?
>heehee (blushes and puts hand over mouth). Yes I from Japan, I from tokyo prefecture.
>Wow I've never been there before. You should tell me about it. Do you wanna go for a walk and tell me about japan?
> I sorry my english very bad. Yes I come with you (smiles again). You are cute boy.
> Leave the supermarket with Mikoshimi
>Start talking about life. She tells me her uncle Yokoshabi touched her when she was 17.
>Wow that must've been tough for you
>She says no, I like mans hands
>I slowly weasel my hand in-between her fingers.
>Mikoshimi: (blushes again) wow you are gentleman
>I stop walking. Say well look like my house is over there.. Care to join me and maybe watch some cartoons?
cont?
>>675191994
Lie and say I'm waiting for someone.
>>675202105
Pls sauce I need it so bad
>>675191994
Get into a sumo stance
>>675221547
moar
Possible 222222
I don't really have chubbies but i'll bump anyway.
>captcha asks for the salads
>>675222233
Gyaaaaaad dayuuuum
>>675222253
wow that one is really shitty and blurry
>>675222253
>your face will never be forced into that
JUST
>>675222401
seems like someone made the picture bigger than it was intended
>>675193507
Top kek.
>>675191994
Friendly and politely disintreated. I don't have to end up with her and she gets to wall away thinking on didn't pick up on her signals.
>>675191994
Her
>>675211328
>Won cancer and a fat chink with a big hole in her skirt
Congratulations?
>>675203000
Witnessed!
>>675208047
What's her name?
Stick it in her ass. Her dirty stinky ass she probably can't wipe correctly.
>>675223389
Noela Imakon
>>675193263
It's mind numbing, but it's pretty funny.
>>675221547
> Mikoshimi turns to me
>(blushes) ok I like the american cartoon spongeboob
>It's pronounced spongebob
>Pull her in close
>Wow you smell like fruits and candy
>Slowly slide my hand down her body.
> "Mikoshimi your butt is so plump"
> I think we will watch cartoons she responds
> We walk into the house and I turn on the TV.
>Ask Mikoshimi if she wants snacks
>"I like american popcorn and chips"
>Bring her snacks.
>Start watching Bugs Bunny.
>After about 10 minutes of cartoon watching I put my hand on mikoshimi's crotch.
>Pull my hand back to scratch my nose, as I have it right below nose I smell sweet pussy smell of slight acidic/sweaty juice, my fingers is moist
>rub it under my nose/lip and smell it every 10 seconds
>get boner.
>start cuddling on mikoshimi
>"Mikoshimi you are the most beautiful woman I ever seen"
>Mikoshimi proceeds to put her tongue down my throat and rub my penis
>Mikoshimi pulls my pants off, licks my penis.
>I tell her I must have her now
>Pull up her skirt and have a few licks of her nice pussy that is quite moist now
>Mikoshimi emits high-pitched school girl squeamish squeals
>Begin thrusting her
>Only last about 3 minutes as soon as I get my hands on her curves
>release sperms all inside of mikoshimi
>Mikoshimi feels it and releases more uncomfortable squeeling
>I say: "Wow Shimi you are great"
> She says: "you are much bigger and better than my uncle Yokoshabi"
>exchange phone numbers and say bye, give her a sloppy kiss and rub hand on her pussy for my nose.
> Get text from Shimi 4 months later says she is pregnant.
>Help her out and help raise half white japanese child.
>>675223656
Thanks bro
I've been looking for a while
>>675224072
Np, took me a while to find out too.
are any of these women above 5'5
most of them look tall because of camera and digital effects but shit I need to find myself an amazon
Looks like im racing the bump limit
>>675225169
You're doing God's work.
There was a video on xhamster that got removed called Sexy asian ladies on the bus.
There is 3 parts, all different scenes, but the first one was the best, and only one they took down.
It was a fatty asian chick in a tight red dress that gets on the bus and is groped by a bunch of dudes. She ends up masterbateing in the back seat I think.
I was good stuff but I could never find it after they deleted it.
Ring any bells for someone?
>>675225359
I think i know what youre talking about. A lot of good chubby Asian porn got deleted off of xhamster for some reason
>Maybe copyright?
Fire harpoon and sell to jap whalers
>>675225169
T. Hanks.jpg
>>675217285
Whooaa who is this?
>>675225626
Strange that the other 2 parts are still there.
they are good, but man part one was the best.
Any well travelled johns here can tell best places to find ladies of this size in tokyo escorting/whoring out?
I'll be on business trip there in April. I've asked this same question multiple times on 4chan, overtime I get the same response. That they are very rare. I have good money to pay, money is not the issue.
I think roppongi lad
>>675191994
Fuck that butthole
You obviously breed her duh?
>>675191994
Take her out for a nice slimfast and a brisk walk
>>675210923
un newfag yourself guy
>>675198068
Well said
Annnnd done!
If you guys are interested, check out
http://maguro721.com/blog/
Lotsa good stuff there!
>>675229530
thanks lad
