What's up /b/.
I have an interview tomorrow for a position as a systems engineer at a large company.
The next 5 dubs will decide my closing statement at this interview.
>>675161028
I'm not racist, but...
>>675161385
reroll
>>675161439
Fuck it, don't care.
Please give me this job, i'll suck your cock
>>675161385
I'm a bit concerned about this start
I look forward to work with you
"i think hitler Did nothing wrong"
Will work for money.
that feel when no gf
So uh.. uh.. uh.. buh-bye!
>>675161028
Oh and before I leave I must inform you I identify as a nigger.
Thanks for the opportunity and have a nice day.
>>675161028
"Before I go, I should tell you, I own a Katana and can protect you if required."
>>675161706
ROLL
>>675161028
Hitler literally did nothing wrong.
I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$
>>675161799
YES!
>>675161799
Winrar
>>675161799
>>675161833
Winrars, three to go.
>>675161799
Oh fuck, this is going to be tough to work in to my prepared material
>>675161833
Oh god winrar
>>675161833
What I mean is, niggers lol niggers haha niggers on a bench niggers niggers everywhere niggers on a stool nighgerhers
>>675161799
>>675161833
This is getting good.
>rerolling >>675161385
>>675161706
OH FUCK
>>675162144
didnt actually mean for this shit to get dubs
>>675162212
off by uno
Ščegetavček.
>>675162212
The consequences will never be the same.
OP here. You guys have nailed 4/5 dubs. Closing statement is currently:
"Before I go, I should tell you, I own a Katana and can protect you if required. I'm not gay but $20 is $20. What I mean is, niggers lol niggers haha niggers on a bench niggers niggers everywhere niggers on a stool nighgerhers. Off by uno."
WHAT WILL THE LAST ONE BE
>>675161028
Beavers are the most industrious of all animals.
My name is jafar, i come from afar, there is a bomb in my car, ALLAHUAKBAR *walk out*
"I gotta go home, my wife must be fucking my neighbour Tyrone, i have to clean the mess"
>>675162462
I really want this to win
THERE'S SUGAR IN MY ASS!
>>675162666
Hail the satanic trips, it shall be done.
>>675162666
AWAYYYY SATAN SPIRIT AWAYYY
Steel beams dont melt, INSIDE JOB!!
"lol but in all seriousness just accept me to the job u lil faggot"
>>675161028
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
I am a transfluid demiqueer starkin, my pronouns are xhe, xher and xherself.
>>675162925
pls
See you next Monday, then?
pls gib job
>>675161385
Found the Kafka-trapping signaling SWPL faggot.
BUSH DID 9/11
>>675163041
roll
>>675162666
OP here, I cannot deny those Satanic trips but I'm looking for real, raw dubs. I will honor those trips and put "I really want this to win" at the end of my closing statement.
But we still need one last set of real dubs for the last part of the statement!
>>675163154
reeell
>>675163155
>>675163199
oh fuckkkkk
>>675161028
I am registered as a pedophile I hope you don't mind because we are married now, so it's ok
>>675163199
you got em op
>>675163199
Winrar.
LOL JK FUCK THIS JOB NIGGA ILL EAT YOUR BABIES NIGGER FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*continue fuck you'ing in the hallway*
>>675163155
this guy got it
>>675163332
off by one
I will give you a call sometime.
>>675163332
Almost Quads.
I trade nudes with your daughters
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>675163289
REROLL!
do you have any hotpockets?
>>675163289
do it faggot rerolling
Surf is up my amigo
OP here again.
Closing statement at my interview will be:
"Before I go, I should tell you, I own a Katana and can protect you if required. I'm not gay but $20 is $20. What I mean is, niggers lol niggers haha niggers on a bench niggers niggers everywhere niggers on a stool nighgerhers. Off by uno. Found the Kafka-trapping signaling SWPL faggot. I really want this to win."
Will vocaroo to practice this line for my interview.
>>675163677
>>675163532
>>675163289
COME ON OP
Jet fuel can melt steel beams
>>675163677
> dubs
>>675164065
I think OP got the most dubs.
>>675163677
OP here. This is my closing statement. It's going to be tough to work in to my prepared material, but I'll do my best. Thank you all for the support and the kind words.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OBBmWtNDw2
>>675161028
cant stump the trump
>>675164285
good luck
>>675164285
See I'm not a native English speaker so yall may all sound the same to me, but... you do sound like Patrick Bateman to me
YOU ARE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>675165206
Yeah he doesn't sound anything like Patrick Bateman. Aside from the fact that OP got dubs like Patrick Bateman, I think it's just you
>>675165844
If I had not seen that movie i'd think that was a real SJW
>>675165206
>not a native English speaker
>uses the word "yall"
what the fuck are you doing
>>675161028
Ask 4chan why I failed this interview
>>675166457
I'm not going to fail this interview. I'm going to rock it, and end on this killer closer that my /b/ros have provided.
"And shiver me timbers"
>>675167929
and shiver me 999 trips
"See ya later alligator"
"I have advance leukemia."
