Ask an Illegal Mexican immigrant anything
>>675158668
bump
>>675158668
Non-american here.
How does it feel and what is your profession?
>>675159610
No profession, but I'm in college studying physics and computer engineering. I'd say it feels shitty considering I've been here for 17 years and was brought to the country before I could walk.
How's it feel to know your ass is going to get kicked out of my country in less than a year?
Who are you voting for in November?
>>675160126
It sucks because I actually support Donald Trump and I hate Mexicans. They are ignorant welfare rats with a mean IQ that is an entire standard deviation below the white mean.
>>675160126
not OP, but mexican. I actually look forward to all the better-looking undocumented bitches you guys will toss back into our yard.
>>675160339
Can't vote, but if I could it'd be Trump.
>>675160489
Fuck you stupid Mexican its ignorant fucks like you that get me kicked out
do you prefer the old kind of church mass or modernized church mass?
>>675161037
I don't believe in God only primitive monkeys south of the border do.
>>675160957
hahahaha ahora si vas a conocer a dios en tierra azteca putito
>>675158668
>>675159940
Are you ready to go back and give real americans their university position you filthy fucking wetback cunt?
>>675158668
How does it feel to be a complete waste of space and take up spots in life meant for hardworking Americans who deserve the spots you've wrongfully taken?
>>675161255
I'd rather not to converse in spic-speak. I bet you weren't even born in Mexico, you're probably one of those low-rider chicano's native to LA. Stop trying to relate to a culture you don't belong to faggot. That's as cringey as watching white weeaboos claiming they have adopted Japanese culture
>>675161232
nigga ... religion is returning in fashion over here in europe.
>>675161658
>you weren't born in spicland so you learning spic is racist and culture appropriation
Jesus, Illegal and you go on tumblr? Just fucking off yourself faggot.
>>675161430
I don't mind illegals getting kicked the fuck out of the country, but I was brought here illegally at the age of 1. All I know is America and American culture and American patriotism. My Spanish isn't that good and I don't know all that much about Mexico. 17 years in this country and I have no citizenship to show for it. My family has never used food stamps even though we more than qualify, and we still pay our share of taxes. I love my family, but it isn't fair for them to stay in this country if they came illegally and knowing fully well what they were doing. If I get citizenship I don't plan on being some welfare rat who leeches on your hard earned tax dollars. I got accepted into college with an ACT of 33 and 2310 SAT (writing included and tht brought me down) and I plan to have a career in Computer Engineering and Physics. Do you want that job in Mexico or in the US? I certainly want to be part of the US workforce, and use my money to invest in American engineers and scientists when I'm older. I hear Trump and agree with his message. We are all sick and tired of not just illegal immigration, but all the other nonsense modern liberals spin our way, but I can't be a part of this without a quick path to citizenship. Many people qualify for a DACA work permit having arrived illegally at 16 or 17 years old, being here for only 5 years, and with abysmal math and English reading scores. Where's the justice? Get these people out of the country, not people like me. I didn't choose to be brought here, but I chose to love America anyway. If I get kicked out, I won't be deported to my country, I'll be deported from my country.
>>675161759
Islam like christianism are jews religions, first and most important step of their conspiracy.
>>675161975
If you want to be here and be respected, then get your citizenship. Become an actual citizen. Until then, you're just a lazy spic for all I fucking care.
>>675161919
He didn't say any of those things you retarded spic. He just noted how fucking stupid it is to identify with a culture you're not even apart of. Like when white boys act like niggers. Goddamn I can't wait to get you out of my country.
>>675162161
was them killing jesus part of their plan?
When you see all the American white trash being so afraid of you, do you feel like superior race ?
>>675162400
Nigger, I'm Irish and German and my family has been in America for 5 generations. Watch your fucking tongue.
>>675161658
sorry buddy, I was actually born in mexico city, and I've lived here all my life. I was just lucky enough to be part of the 1%, private education and all. I probably speak better english than you do, and my dad could certainly buy and sell your family 10 times over. Such is life.
>>675161634
Chief runs with Buffalo would ask you the same thing, whitey
>>675162415
Jesus is a sand nigger, a jewellery zombie, best part of the Jewish conspiracy.
True Arvans don't believe in the Jewish God. They believe in the Aryan godS
>>675162573
You mean, your dad is a drug lord and kills people because he was born in the shittiest country/city in the world and he payed for your education with blood money?
>>675162328
Not him, but have you SEEN the citizenship test? I would bet $50 you couldn't pass it.
>>675161919
No faggot. Hearing these sagging, snapback-wearing, tattoo-bearing fatasses saying "que honda guey" every time they see you is cringey as shit. They say "es que" and "porque" in the middle of an English sentence even though they speak little to no spanish. The worst part is their fake-ass cringeworthy George Lopez accents. Like who the fuck are they trying to impress with that? They speak perfect English and the only "Mexican" town they know is Nogales. It really is pathetic and worthy of a good rage.
>>675162560
You might not be a spic, but you're just as dumb as one.
>>675161658
As a Hispanic I agree with the "I was born in the hood shit" that's poser spic shit. It's fucking edgy and cancerous as fuck
>>675159940
What level are you in physics? There are a couple Mexicans in my grad level physics classes and they are ok
>>675162673
You traded your entire continent for some beads and hide you dirty ape. Sit down and enjoy the land we graciously give you.
>>675158668
Leave
>>675162560
>muh heritage
i bet you vote for trump
>>675161975
Not OP, but would be cool if it DIDN'T TAKE TEN FUCKING YEARS
>>675162858
And yet here you are arguing with me. What does that say about you?
>>675162573
Being in the top 1% in Mexico is like being in the top 25% in the US. I wouldn't be bragging if I were you.
>>675162787
Except I would, because I fucking passed it. I'm a migrant myself, except I came here legally.
>>675158668
Ever entertain the notion of becoming a legal immigrant?
>>675158668
are you ready to go back?
>>675162766
And the settlers didn't kill Indians and niggers?
Kettle, meet pot
>>675162762
but mexicans are not aryan if we go by hitler.
>>675163094
That I have a low tolerance for stupid people.
>>675158668
BUILD WALL
>>675163078
The anon called me a spic and I told him otherwise. I didn't talk up my heritage, merely informed him. If that's being "Muh heritage" then you can off yourself faggot. Learn to be a fucking man.
>>675162573
LOLOL horseshit, you may be the 1% in terms of wealth, but I'm probably in the top .1% of white intelligence (not white but just as reference) and certainly smarter than all of you monkeys. I'm at least smart enough to be self aware of how utterly useless the Hispanic race is.
>>675163287
Good for you dude my buddy came to the US legit and I respect him a lot for it.
OP should blame his parents for breaking the law. Sucks but it is what it is
>>675162914
Trade?
Delusions of a closet Nazi
>>675163264
Buddy, I've seen some of these spics at the top. They are more up there than you'd think.
>>675163396
Not who you were talking to, but the settlers took this plot of land. They didn't kill people and then say "fuck it, let's go to another country."
>>675163425
have a nice day faggot. :^)
>>675163264
Exactly these starving Hispanics are the reason why i don't want to leave America
>>675159940
You Filthy Beaner! Go back to Mexico where you can calculate Mass x Acceleration = Heads of Fucking Lettuce a Beaner can pick per hour!
Go make my TV Set or my Car in Mexico.
And while you're at it, build that fucking wall to keep you dirty wetbacks in your own damned country while you make me some great pharmaceuticals.
Thank You.
>>675160126
If you guys kick all illegal immigrants out of the country, your economy will collapse in a few days. You're all a bunch of lazy fuckers who can do nothing but claim about everything.
If you guys kick all illegal immigrants out of the country your economy collapses
>>675163704
...but they're still Mexican.
>>675163287
How convenient for the discussion. Only I now this not to be true because I happen the be the world expert hacker authority and can tell from satellites, cameras and your phone microphone that you are completely full of shit.
>>675163390
Yeah. You willing to wait a fucking decade with no way of legal income through the entire legal process?>
>>675163396
If MExicans had slaves they would've held on to them for dear life. You're lucky the white race has been so kind to us faggot.
>>675163843
Not denying that handicap, but being a filthy beaner in a massive house with what are essentially slaves makes up for it a thousand fold.
>>675161975
Beautiful speech anon, too bad those high SAT and ACT scores couldn't make you at all self aware or a decent human being.
This is a country of immigrants, and seeing as how you were not born here, that makes you a, uh, fucking immigrant. Not everyone is gifted and born with the same opportunity as you. If you don't want other human beings to have a decent chance at life then please go use that brilliant fucking brain of yours and bring some innovation to Mexico, where you belong.
You're not the least bit American to me. Someone who is a citizen and is serving their country on active duty, and thinks everyone should get a shot at a better life. Fuck right off m8.
>>675163673
>I don't know my history so I'll just insult and deny
I know education sin't the best in the world, but learn your history faggot. Rarely white people are rarely often the bad guy, just that they got the better deal because they're not savages and can think long term.
>>675163832
Not true.
If all the Mexicans leave, the Niggers will gladly start picking lettuce and strawberries in the hot sun, and will be joyful at all the jobs open for mowing lawns of rich white people.
>>675163416
Aryans love niggers. They make them work, and they fuck their daughters (no nigger was burnt in concentration camps)
Aryans hate white trash : people who like white, but are dominated by niggers. Like the jews, the frenches, or the American middle class.
Aryans want to conquer the world. White trash want a wall to be protected from Mexicans. Time for wasp to start the ovens to purify their glorious superior race from inferior white trash afraid of mexicans.
>>675163825
Doing that in Mexico earns you the same as working at McDonalds here, so no thanks
>>675163939
There are intermediary processes you can take. Like becoming a resident alien, for instance.
The United States is far more lenient than any other country I've been to in this respect.
It's clear you haven't even tried.
>>675163845
Good for you m8, why don't you use some of that delusion and convince yourself you are superior. Or just convince yourself to kill yourself, I don't care.
>>675164039
You got me on the slave part. But you then have to worry about being a target for kidnappings and theft, and surround yourself with bodyguards...so I really don't see how it's a much better quality of life.
>>675163709
>They didn't kill people
For the love of...
>>675164411
Don't know if retarded. Or confused... and retarded.
>>675163832
>We're so hard fucking lazy whitey we do the real work
Fuck that bitch, you're the reason the American economy will collapse you fucking leech.
We'll automate everything to the point where you can't even get a job in Mexico
>>675164058
"America" (North and South) was controlled by Native Indians and Mexicans (cross between a lazy Spaniard and a fucking Monkey), and they didn't manage to do shit with it.
Some English, Dutch, and Germans come here, and woomp - you got 'Murica - most powerful nation the earth has ever seen.
Pro tip: Too bad the English didn't settle South America while they were at it.
>>675164223
Found the delusional nazi. You don't know anything if you're saying that shit. Aryans hate every race except for whites. Even if they're trashy whites, they're still a notch above every race. They'll just get the shitty jobs that no one wants.
>>675163264
you do realize the richest man in the world is mexican? I dont think you really know what you're talking about buddy.
>>675163556
mmkay. accolades brah
>>675163950
Aztecs.
Breed white into them and they stop
>>675164056
Coming from the ultimate welfare queen.
Sorry you didn't get a peanut bar in your MRE there squirt
>>675164279
Well, ok. I guess you can stay.
But tell your Tio back in Guadelehara to get crackin' on that Wall, because the only thing an Illegal Mexican hates worse than Donald Trump is ANOTHER Illegal Mexican trying to move in on his shit.
>>675164674
>LOOK MOM, I CAN COPY PASTE. AM I COOL YET?
Good job, I can go to Wikipedia and copy a part of American colonization as well.
>>675164223
so where do you, a mexican, fit in this scheme?
>>675158668
Eurofag here
How hard is it to get into the usa as an illegal immigrant from mexico?
Could this "wall" trump is talking about really "stop" illegal immigration from mexico?
OP how the fuck are you in school? Getting into and paying for school has been really tough for me and I am white as snow and my great fucking grandparents were born in a bathtub in Minnesota
>>675164728
The fact that the richest man in the world is Mexican has nothing whatsoever to do with the argument.
>>675164728
>richest man in the world
>Mexican
That's like mexican intellectuals m8.
Richest man is Bill Gates.
>>675164056
I don't give a shit about Mexico and what opportunity is there? Name one NOTABLE mexican physicist. Exactly. Mexico has one chemistry nobel prize, and American has over 100 including physics, chemistry, and medicine/physiology
>>675165002
How hard is it for the Muslims to get into European nations and cause problems?
About the same over here with the spics. We just let them in for some reason. Trust me I live in a border state
>>675165002
Not with the drug tunnels that are run through the Mexican border.
>>675164908
No copypasta, Faggot. I actually listened while in skool.
I used to tell your mom this story while she was going HOM NOMM NOMMM on my cock while you were eating Rice Krispies in the other room.
Now go to bed.
>>675165066
By a lot too.
>>675158668
are you voting Trump ?
>>675164693
he is actually right. the aryan were supposed to become the rulling class that would conquer the world and establish the 3rd reich.
the problem was the elites of Allies claiming to be the ones to do the conquering.
>>675164056
aaaand your opinion matters none :D cuz even if Trump gets office, hes probably ganna get assassinated day 1.
>>675165309
How would this fucker vote? He is an illegal
>>675158668
No questions, just came here to say fuck you for:
>easy free college
>welfare
>housing assistance
>ability to get a brand new car despite being on gov't aid
>money making under the table
>usually don't pay taxes
All because of race. I live up North in a city that is a hub for illegals.
>>675164301
Becoming a resident is still a big hurdle in its own. But completely obtainable, not going to deny it.
It's clear we're fighting the legality here. Because as soon as a paper says so, I'm no longer a piece of shit in your eyes.
To bad I can't take lazy niggers citizenships. They don't do anything anyways
>>675165418
Exactly it's on my fucking label
>>675165450
What area anon? I am from up north and didn't know how bad it really was until I moved to the Southwest. We got a bad rodent problem here and no rich people's lawns to mow.
>>675165066
Are you stupid?
>>675165618
What do you like about Trump? I fucking love him but I am a working white male who makes money. What does he offer you?
Glad to hear you are worried anon. It sucks but we need to end the free ride
>>675158668
has Trump seen his daughters leaked nudes yet
>>675164301
My cousin's husband had to go back, and enter the country legally. They were already married, and had a daughter too. It didn't matter. As long as he was here illegally, there was nothing he could do except hope he didn't get picked-up, and end up with that on his record. From what I understand, once you end up documented as an illegal, there's nearly nothing you can do to get legal status.
>>675165706
Slim is taking candy from a baby. Honestly how hard is it to monopolize a nation of half-evolved monkeys? What superior good does he produce? On the other hand, Bill Gates has to outsmart Asians and other whites, and look what happened, and new age in computing.
>>675165024
it does, but im drunk and im not gonna get into it. think whatever bro
>>675165066
true! he went down from the top spot to like 28th place wtf haha
>>675158668
What was so bad about mexico that you had to leave?
>>675165479
I got an idea:
1) We offer FREE INSTANT citizenship to any Mexican who takes at least TWO (2) Niggers back to Mexico with them to leave them there with NO PAPERS so the Niggers can't claim "we be citetzens and sheeut"...
2) If a Mexican takes 5 Niggers back to Mexico, he gets a Free Domino's Pizza with any TWO (2) Toppings.
This is great because:
a) We get people who will work for shit picking lettuce in the hot sun, and
b) The Nigger population is reduced and Mexico gets stuck with them, eventually having a "Watermelon Revolution".
I'm going to e-mail this one to Trump to see if he'll Executive Order this beeaach up once he's in office.
>>675166285
his folks are part of the working class and they wanted a better life. the end.
>>675166320
funny. mexicans actually freak out about black people since they're so rare. nobody likes them there.
build the FUCKING WALL!
send them all BACK!
cut the welfare!
no benefits for those who work 60 hours a week.
everything to the refugees!
>>675165960
The only thing that I don't like is that he's against outsourcing, a natural free-market process. Other than that I love his stance on Iran, his belief in American infrastructure, and I couldn't care less about his stance on abortion and same-sex marraige, that's a freebie. He's not an SJW and won't take any hard left nonsense. Best of all he won't take Mexico's shit. He isn't like other establishment candidates who say "build the wall first," he'll kick out Mexicans and make Mexico pay for the wall. He's my hero
>>675166727
((I know, Bro. I was married to TWO (2) Mexicans, albeit both born here in the USA, so they REALLY hated Niggers and Illegals. kek.)).
>>675166320
>social security, driver's licenses, and birth certificates do not exist.
Just stick to making meth and collecting wellfare Ray. You're clearly better suited to that than that fancy thinking business.
>>675166320
Fucking this
mexibro you still here?
>>675167372
mexibro sucked dick. I am the new mexican here and I'm taking the fuck over. Bring it.
>>675167110
Remember what Ross Perot said about the "Giant Sucking Sound" of jobs going to Mexico after NAFTA? Well, 1800 people just got schooled on what that sounds like at Carrier in Indiana...
"Hey Folks! Losing your jobs is PROGRESS! Can you feel the progress happening now??"
thank you to all the mexicans who agree that whites are on top, because we are, Donald Trump will make mexico build that fucking wall, i hope a god damn taco-eating tan skinned nigger climbs it and falls to his death, whites always will be better, and if mexicans leave, Americans who have always wanted those jobs will take them, realise Mexicans steal our jobs for lower wages
>>675167574
There was never an original Mexican here, and I don't want to be associated with apes
>>675167574
are you the proud mexcian in US?
>>675167201
Dude, I should Cook. I wonder if Clem-the-sister-fucker has a better life than me, the dumb-shit-engineer sometimes...
donald 2016, if Bernie gets it i will go into the deep web and hire a hitman
>>675158668
I have this pet theory that if your kind are legalized in the united states and become citizens, 95% of ya'll 3mil+ would vote Democrat. Hence the reason why Republicans are against any kind of amnesty or naturalization. Do you agree or disagree with me?
>>675166507
So they wanted the easy way out, sounds all to typical of the typical stereotypical mexican, no wonder trumps gonna exterminate them all.
>>675167808
neither do I. I am caucasian, mexican, and wealthier than all of this thread combined. or well, i mean you never know but probably...
>>675167894
i live in mexico
>>675166213
>it does, but I'm not gonna get into it because I can't make logical, relevant connection
Come on faggot, being drunk isn't even an excuse.
Mexicans work for lower wages and steal out jobs, because their country is shit, thex are too dumb to realise they can act to make their country better
secondly, mexican penises are small and niggers are too. porn is more of a liar than hillary
>>675168485
are you wealthy because you exploit your fellow mexican? i know about NAFTA....
Man don't care
>>675168485
I invented Mexican Facebook
>>675167808
In all truth, I grew up with Mexicans as friends, and fucked a shit-ton of Mexican girls. They are actually very cool people, and any 3 Mexican's can dig a ditch faster than any 10 white guys.
But, I don't like it when the illegal ones come here and act like we fucking OWE them shit, and when the ones who ARE legal start voting Democrat (like those cocksuckers ever did ANYTHING for a Mexican besides telling them to pick up the Poodle Shit off their lawn in Bel Air), then it pisses me off.
If you want to come here, start a company or do a job, buy a house, get a wife, fuck her after church on Sunday, have some kids, barbecue and watch the football game, then cool bro, you're welcome.
But if you want to come here and expect ME to pay for your fucking 16 kids by 18 different women (yeah, they can do that with their freaky Mexican Mind Power), then Fuck You, go back to Mexico.
>>675161975
I agree with what you're saying. A very important part of american soft power is our brain drain on other foreign countries, the phenomena where skilled and smart people immigrate to our country, leaving us at large intellectual advantages. I think the current system immigration system should serve to attract the educated, intellectual, and qualified people like you to our country, so that the world can't have them instead.
Here's to hoping that you get legalized and don't go back to mexico - I'd rather have you here in the USA, working for the future, than in some dirty 3rd world country, wasting away your talent.
>>675167601
Yeah but we need to have faith in Economic theory. If we let specialization take its course then other countries will outsource services to America. It'll take a good many years, but everyone will be better off in the end. Mankind will be forced to progress or get left behind, the generation after the next will be exponentially better off and far more educated. Donald Trump is a businessman I hope he starts thinking a little more long term, even if it is 40 years from now. We'll be able to cut off aid to third world countries because they will either approach our standard of living, or perish. Both are okay
>>675167958
Depends. If you are completely stupid and have poor morals, then yea, it would be great. No worries in the world. If you have even a little intelligence and decency, then no, it fucking sucks, and you work your ass off to get the fuck out. Unfortunately hard work usually doesn't pay-off anymore.
fuck it, go cod kid rage style of this mexicans, buy auto ARs on the deep web
>>675168867
You brought a tear to my eye anon
Fuck you all we were here first
Where do Mexicans get ID to get jobs and shit, my friend is a felon and they want a fake ID so they can actually get a job since no one hires felons
PS thank you for Mexican food and doing all the shit jobs around here
itd be funny, if all the years of spicy foods gave mexicans genetic maulformities in their stomachs
>>675168641
fuck ok, I really am fucking drunk but I couldnt figure out if being in the top 1% in mexico was tougher because that percentage is really super wealthy since the rest of the country rots in poverty so it wouldn't actually equal 25% of the us. does that makes sense..? fuck w/e
>>675168754
no
>>675160482
Lmao, what a fag
Someone start a Hot Mexican Babe thread.
The Hot Mexican's I fucked were when cameras still had glass negatives, so you faggots wouldn't be interested in seeing them, but an old man has his memories... ahhh yes...
>>675162161
The middle east is pushing theyre people in to europe, to make islam, christianity and judaism the only religons in europe!
>>675170147
Heil odin
>mfw trump kicks us all out and then realizes white people are lazy as fuck and don't work, so he begs us to come back
>>675169538
I was trying to make s more general point on the quality of life. Even if you have everything you want in Mexico, you still live in Mexico and have to deal with what that entails. For example, your Villa is surrounded by shantytowns, you have to be constantly surrounded by bodyguards, and you have to have a separate fund to pay off kidnappers who abduct your family members. Also, there's the total lack of infrastructure. I bet most rich Mexicans don't even keep most of their money in Mexican banks.
>>675170314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W76ztBO4qW
Whites can do better than Mexicans, but they're busy putting their big brains to good use. You should be more grateful
>>675170117
fuck old man, I kid you not when I say I just recently banged an 18 yr old mexican and i took pics but it fkn lost my phone... so close yet so far
>>675158668
why do u makes us all spics and third worlders in general look bad? get out of there
>>675169504
Spicy peppers are actually good for your stomach. People who like them tend to have a lower instance of ulcers, and stomach cancer.
Remember, they aren't actually hot at all. Capsaicin causes a reaction on mucus membranes that simulates heat. It's a defense mechanism against mammals. Birds are unaffected by it altogether. Birds play a large role in spreading the pepper seeds, so it is ideal from the pepper plant's perspective (just pretend it has one) that they, instead of mammals eat the pods.
Jesus this thread is so fucking full of Mexicans I can smell it through the screen.
Also, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0egP1YW1VpB
>>675170596
Black metal is gay. Norwegians are gay too.
>>675171204
Vocaloid is the only decent music left.
>>675170407
dude.. trust me when i say this; Mexico is fucking awesome. I wouldn't change it for the world. You just have to experience it. Obviously dont go to fucking tijuana or some shit. The capital and its surroundings actually kick ass. I have enough money to live anywhere I want, yet i stay. Every foreign person that comes here, doesnt wanna leave. I guess you just have to hang out with the right people in the right place.
>>675170595
I tried to take a picture of the last Mexican girl I fucked with my phone too...
>>675171320
Music is gay.
>>675169538
well you dont since you are not required to exploit them but the interest groups that provide you this wealth are (required to). do you hold dear the small people of mexico or are they completely alien people to you?
>>675171497
I've got two friends, brothers, who were born in the US. Their family is originally from Tijuana though. They will not go there to visit. They say you'd have to be an absolute retard to go there.
>>675171618
only some I appreciate. My father works in construction, he hires a bunch of people at a time. Some I know since I was a kid. I have some appreciation for them, but like, they could never marry my sister if you know what i mean..
>>675171912
tijuana is a shithole. everyone in the country wont set foot there
>>675172278
do you prefer the traditional latin rite mass or the modernized ?
>>675172635
OP here, technically Tijuana native, glad I'm not there
>>675173203
stick a dildo in your ass op, you shoulda left this thread ages ago. Im the captain now.. you deny your mexican blood, then you die with the rest.
>>675173674
Thread is dead so ok all yours
>>675160568
>M8
>READ THE RULES
