Anyone got a degree? If so, what is your profession?
currently taking electrical engineering
i still have no idea what's happening
>>675123360
Do you have goals with that degree in mind, or do you just kind of have an interest, and are winging it?
Bachelor in Law
Specialized in real estate and company law after that
My profession now is to transfer shares between companies now which involve commercial real estate without it being one of these companies daily economic activities. Simply avoiding taxes
>>675123360
audio engineering.
sort of like electrical just focused on how audio signals behave.
>Film and Media Studies
>Unemployed
>yep
>>675123080
Bio-medical engineering
Its really not as glamorous as it sounds.
.
>>675123849
like electrical engineering but not difficult in the slightest and doesnt get you a job unless you live in a massive city
>>675123905
Making new drugs from plants and fungi?
>>675123876
Stupid degree
>>675123849
Are you an artist, or do you want to work with artists?
>>675123711
Sounds quite complicated
>mass comm
>work at a newspaper
>looking to go into corporate media/communications
>i have a need for more currency
>>675123080
International Business and Trade, doing biz dev stuff in Shanghai
I'm a potter, sir.
>>675124410
What would you do if the US quit importing chinese products?
>>675123080
What is going on? What is that little thing the guy cut off?
Geologist
Dental Hygienist
>>675124641
it's just there to make sure the card doesnt pop out. Normally there is a little clip that holds that piece down
Bachelor's degree in Music. Work for big oil.
BA economics. Financial consultant
In my last year of Electrical Engineering, kinda just went with it since it sort of interested me and had to choose something.
Still no fucking clue on what direction to go after I'm finished
>>675124566
I'm not importing or exporting. Shanghai is 64% service industry, so it's most of the time immune to stock market shit and import/exports woes. Also I'm working for an app developer, so my job is safe.
>>675124641
A connector necessary for the GPU to work. It's a 980, which I know is expensive because I just dropped $330~ on a 970.
>>675124823
Arent electrical engineers just battery chasers?
Master's in Architecture
Master's in Civil engineering
>>675124937
>no job
I have a bachelor of science in psychology. I currently work at a grocery store and am working on getting my commercial drivers license to be a trucker because it seems my degree is useless.
>>675124890
Actually what he cut off was actually useless
Still voided the warranty though...
Masters in math.
Director of web application development at a famous company.
>>675124498
nice dubs
>>675124890
that's not part of the connector
I dropped out
And am now a manager of a window framing business I make 1850€ a month
Not so bad for a 40hr a week job.
>>675123080
>be me
>got 2 degrees (CS and Philosophy)
>still NEET & virgin
>>675124995
Show I'm too cautious about building. I considered everything essential when I was getting my shit put together.
>>675123080
..........monster
>>675123080
Who designed that stupid ass board? They should get fired for that kind of fuckery.
Gender Studies
just kidding, I have a degree in Computer Science and I am working for a company that provides data protection for big industries such as Mars, Nestle and Yum! £45,000 p.a.
>>675123080
I have a degree in gender studies
now i can't find a job
fucking gendergap
>>675125229
it's a smaller form factor mobo that isn't designed to handle massive fucking 980s haha
BA in history. I'm an editor. Should've gotten an English degree, I guess, but no one asks about my education anyway as long as I've got a bachelors, so dgaf.
Master of Science in Geological Sciences. Hydrogeologist & Floodplain Manager. Out in the field drilling karstic, dolomitic limestone as we speak.
studying applied computer sciences
Bachelors degree in mathematics
Currently stocking shelves at the local supermarket.
Mostly I'm working on my masters in Computer Science though.
>>675124154
Some researchers do that yes but im in a group that is currently working on a new hearing device
>>675123080
Gif says it all
Thinking of studying in America. Computer science is what i have in mind. How many years is a bachelor degree generally?
>>675123080
I have a BS in Psychology and I am a Recruiter.
>>675125360
Pretty much every GPU has the hook on it though. Why give give it a 8x/16x slot if you're going to fuck up using it for the most common thing?
Architect, City plan manager, councerlor
>>675125598
4. 5 if you're a lazy partying fuck.
it's not the comp sci classes that are tedious, it's the bullshit core curriculum.
>>675125699
recruiter for what industry?
>>675125164
it "is", the little bit he cut off is used for the "lock" mechanism of many motherboards, to secure the card into the slot
What his working with is a terribly designed piece of shit motherboard that put a capacitor in the place most mobos put that lock
Master in Motorsport Engineering
Work as an engineer in the automotive industry.
>>675125808
So i basicly know nothing about American schools or how they work. Cant i just take classes that have something to do with my major?
Is it even worth doing a 2 year degree in computer science, work and do the rest while working?
>>675123080
Fuck I almost vomited to this webm, what the fuck was he thinking
>>675123080
Bachelors in graphic design.
Currently a lead designer for Pac Sun.
Masters in computer science, doing computer science for money
>>675125904
Engineering, Construction,telecommunications and a little IT ( I hate IT)
Any chemical engineers here? I'm in my second year of degree, lost interest, failing, no idea what to do after graduating.
>>675123080
I have a degree in software and web development but my day job is joinery work, mostly fitting kitchens and occasionally other various home improvements
business management yo
>>675123905
You. I want to be you. That's what I'm studying right now
>>675123080
Advanced robotics research
10,000+ /m
>>675123080
Bachelors and Masters in History
I'm an assistant lecturer. currently a Phd candidate.
working on my bachelors in electronics engineering technology, aka baskin robbins degree.
>>675126053
You can take any class you want, but make sure it falls into a prerequisite requirement for it to count towards the degree. Most schools need you to take a literature. math, econ or accounting, etc. to ensure you have a rounded education.
I would not bother with a 2-year degree. Most employers want the bachelors.
Tfw everyone on 4chin claims to be an engineer.
>>675126115
Yeah man, nobody should be dumb enough to buy that mobo
>>675124888
That's cool, which platform do you release your applications for? What are their primary functions?
>>675124669
Is that the dentist, or the person who autoclaves all the equipment/tools?
>>675124656
So, you do what exactly?
>>675124937
Do you work as a private contractor, or employed by a company?
>>675127150
Are you me?
Construction Management
>pic unrelated
>>675127150
Always
Also
>over 80k a year
>170 iq
>>675126261
What area(s)? I want to move to someplace warmer.
>>675127138
All right. Math is good for computer science anyway as far as i know.
So i should go for a 4 year studying time? Are you able to cut that down to two without being genius level?
>>675126115
read the thread you nub. It's not part of the chip it's just a little hook to keep it plugged in
>>675124890
>970
>3.5
Get rekt newb
>>675127182
I don't get why people buy high end PC parts, but be jews when they have to spend money on mobo.
>>675123080
I am an IT-specialist
>>675125151
You should have just taken mushrooms and then obtained a real degree.
>>675125340
Ha
>>675125382
That's kind of neat I suppose. Where do the resources go to?
>>675125455
Very cool, best of luck with your work.
>>675126215
Haven't they had the same logo.. forever?
>>675127444
No. In fact, even a trueblooded genius is going to have trouble simply fitting that many classes into that much time. Time waits for no man, and even if you don't need to spend more than 1% of the normal time on assignments you still need to attend the classes and you can't be two places at once.
Plan 3-4 years even if you are the greatest and most dedicated mind of your generation.
>>675127150
Only the non-bums that reply. The lookeeloos hang their heads in shame.
>>675127586
Which new features surfaced with html5 was released?
>>675127683
>Only the non-bums that reply. The lookeeloos hang their heads in shame.
Stop smoking pot and learn to speak English.
Bachelors in business admin specialized in marketing. I'm a robotics operator.
>>675127771
Fucking... streaming IE 10.6 RAM exposures man.
>>675127627
A while. Logos aren't all we do lol. I mainly work on print advertising
>>675123876
they got this thing called youtube
>>675123080
Dentistry Degree.
Go figure.
>>675127261
Iphone and Android, we're contracted by other companies to make their apps for them so it's all over the place, games, restaurant delivery systems, GPS based tracking systems and 3D modeling
>>675127444
>Are you able to cut that down to two
Most colleges only let you take a class if you've completed its prerequisite. That makes it almost impossible for a condensed schedule.
Also, there's a reason so many people go 5 years now.
>>675127675
All right, cool. Thanks, man.
since im a retard i might just aswell plan for a 4 year.
>>675128239
In Sweden a bach is 3 years. Wonder if there is just a shitton of more classes in America.
Degree in Computer and Information Security working for a bank earning £75k a year.. pretty good ;D
>>675128465
We do a lot of unrelated classes comparatively, if Sweden is anything like the other European countries I've looked at. EG the UK does almost all of their classes about whatever you're studying, whereas solidly half of American classes will be about either (A) random things like Literature or Math for a Philosphy degree or (B) tangential things like Sociology for a Psych degree.
>>675123080
For those of you that are confused here you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epIlB49SNTI
>>675127922
You win this round; Congrats
>>675127945
What are they advertising?
>>675128158
Sounds trippy. I just downloaded UE4 recently. Was going to do some free PC releases via pirate bay
>>675128809
ugh, that annoying.
Whatever, my country pays me free money for me to study in sunny Cali. Might as well study for a bit longer. Thank for the info.
Master of laws. Working in my own firm.
>>675123080
>>675127794
Dood, he made sense. Stop smoking pot to fix your reading comprehension.
>>675123080
I have several degrees, including a Phd
I'm a college professor. Fucking sweet. Work part time eight months a year and the rest of it I'm free.
>>675123080
Mechanical Engineer, master's.
I work in Manufacturing Engineering dept for a large truck maker.
Much better than my previous job, and i am 28
micro science engineering
work as a project manager in a famous watchmaking manufacture
>>675124888
Fuck, I envy you... I should have studied Computer Science... I am desperately trying to find a job over there! I even speak chinese..
master of science of economics
currently working as a supply chain manager
>>675130430
I don't do any programming, I never studied CS. I just do Biz Dev, so I travel around SE Asia and find customers
Degree in Digital Forensics
Digital Forensic Technician for UK Law Enforcement.
Had a couple of pedo jobs lately that involved people that browsed /b/
>>675130624
interesting... too bad i'm not in economics... :/
>>675130624
>I travel around SE Asia and buy hookers for customers
fyp
>>675129149
Clothes. You know, the only thing they sell...
>>675130980
thanks
>>675123080
Civil engineering technician. I'm a surveyor for a consulting company.
Multimedia production technician
Degree in marketing, work for a telecommunications company in the Middle East, it's great cause I get to travel a lot.
>>675131275
I also did a cours in video producing and editing
Nurse Practitioner.
Was gonna go for my MD after I got my RN but I really didn't feel like going through more bullshit, and more obnoxious cunts talking down to me through school again.
>>675123080
7-11, get it?
>>675123080
OH SHIT i think my eyes are bleeding please send help
>>675125097
newfag
>>675125382
Just got a bachelors in geology. Please hire me
>>675123360
Electrical Engineering bro here.
Taking a few electives for Power Distribution. All you fuckers take power for granted.
Can someone please explain to my what the guy in OP's webM is doing wrong? Is it just that it's such an expensive card and he's taking a jigsaw to it, or the fact that it won't work?
>>675132210
Thats really cool
>>675123080
Dude....
>>675127261
Pollution remediation, oil gas exploration, mineral exploration, alternative fuel research
>>675125958
So you must collect feedback and design it?
>>675132400
Wont fit so he cuts of a useless part to make it fit. Made me cringe the first time I watched it as that card is really exppensive and he just goes at it with a jigsaw.
>>675123080
Software Engineer
>>675132130
Me too. Where did you do your field course at?
Master of Science (Psychology).
Currently working as a Psychotherapist.
>>675123080
Currently taking a degree in Materials and Nanotechnology Engineering, maybe i'll take my master degree abroad, any good engineering uni in the US? Also, any italians in this thread?
>tfw no one cares about your degree or job and everyone is just pissing into the void
>>675123080
Dual degrees: Film & Media; Spanish
Been employed full-time in TV/video production for 8 years. Currently make $70k as a producer
mfw everyone with these degrees don't work or have a shit tier job.
I left school in yr 9 and am better off
>>675123080
Animation and film directing, work for 2 years as 3D generalist at small multimedia company. now learning programing to expand with special effects and game development.So far so good.
>>675133172
No, there are no good engineering schools in the United States.
>>675123080
>Anyone got a degree?
Yes, BS in computer science.
>If so, what is your profession?
Computer programmer (Oracle developer) - seems like a "duh", huh?
>>675133170
>Currently working as a Psychotherapist.
Psycho-therapy!
Psycho-therapy!
Psycho-therapy!
That's what they wanna give me!
>>675131569
so you got a masters in nursing
to make 10$ an hour
are you fuckin retarded
you must really like ass wipin
>>675125360
Nigger, every single graphics card has a PCIe connector lock thing on it.
The board designer deserves a bullet the head.
>>675124890
You can literally cut into the actual gold connector and it won't hurt shit if you do it right.
You can cut it down to fit in a x8 slot without a problem
>>675131569
>Getting a degree just to wipe shit
Why not just get general studies?
whats the method anon? right to left or left to right?
which ass cheek do you start with
>>675134680
You may also call me Psycho-the-rapist.
Environmental science. Did work doing creel surveys. I've also done work on research trawl boats. Currently unemployed hoping to a job here doing salmon trawls. Most of the jobs im eligible for are low paying, low prestige jobs, but they are somewhat interesting and easy. right now im loving collecting this unemployment.
>>675123080
Media Production
Currently working as a graphic designer for a HEI
Degree: Bachelor's in Philosophy
Occupation: For 10 years, call center phone monkey. Then I was unemployed for 18 months. Just got a new job... at another call center.
Fuck my degree
Degree in fuckunomics, head of fuckup at ECB.
>Have B.S. in Mechanical Engineering
>Work as plant engineer at manufacturing facility
My day is 80% browsing the internet and killing time, 20% working very hard.
>>675131569
>Nurse
Whats it like failing to become a doctor?
>>675134707
not op, but thats lower nursing level stuff. Higher levels leave the bitch work to them.
>>675123080
Maybe there was a good reason to make it like that, something like the board can't deliver the power for the card?
>>675134676
Except for all the good ones.
MIT, Stanford, Berkeley, CalTech, Carnegie Mellon, U of Mich, Purdue, UW Madison, etc.
Ba in political science. Work for a small software company as analyst/trainer/website hosting team. Looking to move to the infosec field when I get the chance though.
Wheres all the chemistry people at?
>>675134707
you don't understand the jobs you get with a Masters in nursing
>>675123080
Almost done with masters in cs
Think I wanna do some hard core research and apply in a few years for phd in computer engineering
>>675136098
>nurse is a nurse is a nurse
doesn't make it any less dumb
getting that type of degree is like getting a masters to manage a walmart
still gotta do bitch work
like wiping ass
>>675136280
Whats infospec?
>mechanical engineering
currently doing a biomedical engineering internship
shits cash man
>>675133172
Ciao anon. where are you studying now?
>>675131569
I was thinking doing the same grad program, anon. Did you like it? I know Nurse Practitioners are suppose to be able to do 80% of what doctors do.
>>675136372
>Masters in nursing
>Good job with decent pay
pick one
>>675136643
Infosec...information security. I want to do malware analysis. Just applied for a job doing that so we will see what happens.
>>675136786
80% of work and risk without the pay, why even?
Be a PA if you're doing all that.
>>675136178
For US, you left out Princeton and Georgia Institute of Technology.
Sadly, the highest rated engineering schools are in China these days.
I'm a first year. dunno what to do.
thinking of doing something in the field of physics but don't know of any "jobs" that are purely physics related.
>>675123080
poor 980 , fking linus
>>675136877
Not bad, I had friends take Internet Assurance classes that is credited by NSA and it was pretty cool what they did. War driving for homework. Making malware hidden in excel files and when opened create a back door.
I have masters degrees in secondary education, biology and English and I work in retail because there are no teaching jobs here anymore (there were loads when I started the program), and I can't afford to move. Go me.
>>675136786
>80%
Not really, but yes?
I would recommend becoming an PA unless you're already an LPN and or RN.
I went to NP because I already was an RN at the time with a BSN.
However PA's go to medical school, which is a huge fucking headache, and I feel like if you were gonna stress yourself out with that BS you might as well become a doctor.
>>675137018
PA's make the same Anon and do pretty much the same shiz.
>>675124992
It is completely useless. You aren't a doctor, and that's what they're looking for.
what can i do with a maths degree
everyone says its good for shit but what?
Anyone know of jobs available in the mycology field?
>>675128158
Are you one of the faggots that make those copies of popular mobile games that normies claim are fun
Have an ass of arts. Working on a A&P certificate with an ass of science
>>675138586
Yes
>>675138317
I know a guy thats going to do actuary science for risk assessment and another thats applied math to biology.
>>675131569
>Respectable degree
>nigga posts about being a nurse
which cheek you wanna clean first?
lol
>>675138586
No, we usually localize foreign games in China
>>675131569
Hey anon
will you measure the output of my shit in a small cup?
They taught you metric right?
1oz=30 mLs of shit cup
geology rock fag here
>>675123080
have degree in mathematics. probably be a pizza delivery driver soon.
>>675139373
Write math proofs in the pizza boxes and then deliver them.
>>675131569
holy shit nigga
why would you put yourself through laughable courses, just to give out Ibuprofen and change diapers.
>>675139533
i can optimize my driving routes.
>>675135540
more like fuck your underachieving, motivation-lacking, talentless asshole.
>>675123080
^ thinks having a degree means you have a job. Must be a naive, wide-eyed, Liberal.
>>675123080
That was from when he mounted a card on a server board because it has more processors abd they were curious. These guys are sponsored so they lost zero dollars.
It out performed a console through
>>675136688
I'm studiando al Polimi, you?
>>675123080
International Relations w/ emphasis on security in Western Europe
>>675139708
One of the smartest people I know just went philosophy. Said he enjoyed it more than being a doctor. Went from one of the higher paying jobs to literally the second lowest paying major in science next to archeology.
>>675123080
BA in Economics - mistake. I don't use it
BS in Information Systems - ultimately superfluous, but helped me get my foot in the door. Basically a very expensive internship.
If I had it all to do again, I would have pursued a law degree specializing in corporate law while doing pre-bono cases for families abused by CPS wackos.
>>675139190
>>675138842
>>675135822
>>675135260
>>675134707
>>675139559
>All these posts about shit people don't know about
Stop shit posting and move on.
>>675136688
Polimi = Politecnico di Milano, forgot to specify
Master degree in Fine Arts, Media arts.
Apple product professional and I work at an Apple Store. And I do illustration jobs for small companies and bands here and there.
Make €1500/m and don't have much expenses.
>>675123080
Dietetics.
My future is fucked
What do i do
>>675124641
Its a small clip that holds it in place, and a capacitor was blocking it
>>675140383
>i have no argument protecting my shitty life choice in degrees/career
>"s-stop shit posting guys...."
have an associates of applied science focused on IT, but its pretty much worthless without experience and cerifications, which Im working toward
>>675140787
Yep.
Fuck that experience paradox.
>>675125142
That's a piss poor wage for a manager
>>675140383
Beta fag detected.
You're like the manlet of degrees.
New meme.
Nurses = Medical Manlet.
i have a diploma in Occupational Health and Safety and a degree in Occupational Hygiene
>>675127406
I work with companies nationally across the U.S.
>>675137138
Another question: how's the atmosphere? These universities have a high competitive environment which will force you to study in every free moment? Or what? I'd appreciate any personal experience since i don't know personally anyone who studied in the US
>>675140068
Lol dat top kek meme
>>675126416
I'm not the engineering side, but I'm chemistry. Looking into the field of analytical chemistry.
>>675127486
Got a 970, not even noticed the lag yet. You need to be in that golden ratio between 3.5 and 4GB VRAM, and I've never got there.
Yes a degree in Lawyerism for Jews.
We Jews rob you goyim in full public view due to lawsuits and we win and enjoy all the money.
>>675125455
Sounds morally rewarding, and engineers make for great drinkin buddies.
Associates in process technology.
Work for chemical plant doing a little hard and a lot of nothing. Making 80k.
>>675123080
Bachelor in "Civil engineering" oriented to road & water here ~
Architecture, and i fucking hate my life
>>675141244
Not always. A guy I know was a radio engineer for years. Kept the towers broadcasting and shit. Dangerous work.
Radio is a dying game though and the ACA was going to fuck him over on insurance. So he went back to school and became an LPN.
Three years at a hospital, watching as all the women in management fucked shit up, he talks admin into creating a new branch of HR to fix their staffing issues. Now he's an admin himself and is sorting out the BS.
Moral of the story, it's not what you are, but what you can and will become.
>>675141799
Fuck, I could do that now and not finish my degree, but I'd like a little more job security.
>>675135822
you don't know what you are talking about at all
>>675123080
Graphic Designer
>>675137138
>I don't know what etc. means
and bullshit about the Chinese. Rated by who? Faggots?
>>675142176
Second that, It's how you apply things and work your way around the work force.
Guard in a Gold rafineries. Now i am at work
>>675123080
BS Environmental and business economics; politics option. Going for applied economics Ph.D. Currently
>>675138842
this is stupid and completely wrong
You can get a 22 month masters in nursing from Johns Hopkins and be on track to six figures within a few years working four days out of ten in an ICU
Welding instructor.
just writing my bachelor thesis in electrical engineering.
Emergency and Disaster Management. I plan for things.
>>675127261
Еmployed by multinational engineering company. Currently working on a project abroat (Beirut)
>>675142738
>6 figures
>Nurse
Pick one lol
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=CNA+salary
Stay mad
rights and laws, fucking live
>>675123080
got a degree in studio art
in 10 years in a sporting goods industry, I've moved up from 3 companies to their biggest buyer/vendor, and got on the job training to move up to marketing, management, and web developer roles all the while maintaining graphic design and art director roles. keeps me out of the adult world.
>>675123080
No degree, just a HS diploma
HVAC for $12/hr full benefits
California Nasty Girl as well
just turned 23
Stay in school kids
>>675142919
Ever do an under-water welding job?
>>675142738
Nigger, tuition at John Hopkins is like $60,000 a year. Enjoy your trust fund, faggot, because you'd never afford that shit without mom and dad.
No one doing accounting or finance? You dumb fucks are missing out on high demand jobs with good pay. Got my finance degree, making about 65k working 40 hours. Waiting for another position to open and I'm one of the top candidates due to credentials and busting my ass. Will probably make about 100k in about 2 or 3 years. This will set me up for more vertical mobility.
>>675123080
Arrrghhhh hoooooo! Arrrghhhhhh hooooo!
BA in psych
Behavioral therapist with autistic children.
>>675140962
Hmm about the same as a macdonalds manager man
but yeah on the scale of things its poor but its not minmum wage at least.
>>675132554
If you're interested in that kind of math, without the electrical part, you can take linear algebra.
>>675143547
greentext us your favourite tard stories anon
>>675143242
You get more for being EMT medicos transport LOL. Just go to EMT school for a few months. You land a job at a hospital (need yr exp on medical transport and to be on a squad) you get 27$/hr starting w full benefits. A good option for someone who doesn't want college.
system tec engineering
quiet useful and interdisciplinary
>>675143382
Accounting and Finance is bullshit. I look higher like 10 times the maths in computer science and you're telling me some blokes who can't add or subtract without a calculator make 6 figures?
It's who you know with that shit, man. It's a lot of luck and having connections. That's the difference between that and working as a CPA somewhere.
Seriously, what do you even do that a well programmed computer couldn't do better?
>>675123080
I have a bachelor's in psychology. Currently work as a digital forensic examiner and they care more about the certs than the degree (ACE, CEH, CHFI, A+, Network+). I personally think the cert "education" is bullshit.
I absolutely hate computers now. I would never wish this job upon anybody. Now I'm going back to school for a MFA in illustration (I do art on the side and make a decent avocational living at it, and want to make it my primary pursuit).
Basically, my psychology degree was worthless aside from just getting my foot in the door by having any bachelor's degree. I was lucky enough to get it on a full-tuition scholarship, so I'm not complaining, but I'm wishing I would have just pursued something else (art) from the start.
As it is, in this job I make $20 hourly (but my services are billed out at $250 hourly, and my boss keeps all the extra even though he can't check his email without installing a toolbar). If I really wanted to, I could probably branch out on my own as a consultant, but I really hate the work so much I just want to collect my check while I'm in school and then jump ship as soon as I can.
>>675123080
23 yo here, have a degree in global management and manufacutering + a degree in global business informatics. got a gpa of 3.94 in total of all my educations..
working for a large oil firm, figuring out how the oil can be extracted, transported and sold for the least money possible and the most efficiently. not kidding, its pretty sweet, getting around 700k a year, could do it for 100k or less. although diagnosed with autism is not too great :/
>>675141556
I hope you like sitting, waiting for the GC/LC all fucking day
>>675144328
Who got you the job?
>>675143745
I'll make a thread later tonight. Actually just got done with work. Most kids aren't that bad. Ages 4 to 11 right now.
Lots of autistic kids are named Ryan for some reason...
>>675123080
71 celcius
>>675144519
Actually you just run it and walk off doing other things or let it run at night when theres a lot of samples. I run a GC at work and it takes 10 minutes.
MSc mechanical engineering...
quit my job as lead engineer 7 months ago.
started own company 5 months ago.
income is OK (too lazy to market and shit)...
most of projects come in from old connections.
>>675144561
myself ofc, they would gladly hire me with my gpa and my 2 masters. the only problem is when communicating, it can be tough at times
>>675143285
>going to JH for anything other than a PHD
kill yourself
>>675132400
The card won't fit the motherboard because that motherboard is not designed for that type of gpu. It's probably a mini or midi-ATX designed for small, passively cooled cards or something like that.
The gpu in the OP is OBVIOUSLY a card that's been fried or dead in one way or another, so the guy made a video 'pretending' to be so dumb that he cut off a part of the connector to make it fit the mobo. It's all a pretentious bullshit in an effort to elicit anger from whoever watches it because that gpu is fucking expensive, so you'd have to be 100% retarded to do what he did.
Anyone in this thread that says otherwise is just trying to fool you. Especially that faggot here >>675133089 who keeps trying to convince people that the cut off part is useless, secretly hoping that someone will be dumb enough to actually cut that bit off following his advice. Fucking cunt..
>>675144561
I did. Was looking for something three months out of college - anything. I was sitting around one day playing Deus Ex and I had the sudden thought of, "I should volunteer at my local private investigator firm." At the time I was in the interview process for a few federal law enforcement agencies (washed out of all of them, apparently failed the polygraph), so I thought it would be a good experience.
I hit pause, sent them a well written email with my credentials, and said I'd volunteer for three months full time for free for the training. If they didn't want me at the end, they could cut ties, but if they did I wanted a check at that point.
Three months came along and I started getting paid, starting at $13/hr. Had seven $1 raises since then.
At first it was great. I got to sit out in a van with a camera, put trackers on cars, etc. Then they started to realize I had a computer background, and my boss saw dollar signs. In the five years since I've worked there, they've retooled the business from a traditional PI firm to almost exclusively digital forensics. I've been a computer geek my whole life and wanted to get out of computers.
Now I'm stuck in an office all day, posting on 4chan while I wait for my forensic images to finish indexing.
It's not a BAD gig, really... just not what I care about in the slightest in terms of career passion.
>>675144792
Ok, let me ask this another way. Why did you get two masters in such off the wall bullshit, and how did that translate to 700k a year?
This smells like insider help. Two masters is a lot, so why this path? Did you already have it in the bag from someone you know?
thing is, I know plenty of people with bachelors and some masters that are working reception or some other bullshit. It's not all qualifications, there's always more to it.
>>675145056
this is actually a true video, its from linustechtips, a computer guy on youtube. and yes the card worked and the mobo worked, after and before the installation
>>675144777
I didn't think about it like that.
I'm a second year in a Bachelor university study in chemistry. I'm doing a terrible job at it btw. The analytical chemistry subjects are boring as fuck because we get nothing else to do while doing the measurements, besides the small amount of necessary lab prep
>>675145258
>>675144328
Haha, whoops! I thought you asked me how I got my job. This was my original post: >>675143995
My bad.
Philosophy
>>675145344
fuck off and stop your stupid game. its retarded.
>>675145434
nah, yours makes sense. I don't question it. It sounds right. I'm picking out the off the wall shit, like that dude saying he's making 700k with autism and his two masters and trying to figure out how the fuck that happens.
>>675124641
Are you serious? It is just some dumbass tab to help hold the PCIe card to the board, the fact that the board didn't have a holder clip like most other boards that have PCIe slots have holding clips at the back of the card slot, so I think he was putting that card into a PCI slot.
>>675145267
well, as being autistic (sounds like fucking bait, but hear me out) i veiw things differently, and apparently that is what the firms need, i am the leader of a group of 4 people, we are only 4 people doing all the logistics in that company, and we are all people in the top of our fields.
answer to the two masters: i did the whole first degree in 1 year and 186 days (i think, might have been a little more) and after that i had a lot of time on hand, didnt know what to do, so shy not do a similar degree, it would be easier and i might meet new people and get more insight. so i did. and here i am.
(wont call out the name of my co-workers or the firm, as the oil business can be kind of shady with the middle east and what not)
>>675123080
degree in physics. phd in physical chemistry. academia sux, trying desperately to get out and get a job in something pharmacy related
>>675145414
I liked it because almost every field has an analytical chemist. Oil, big pharma, food, dye industry, paint industry... etc.
I work with oil samples and running the GC is half of my job. Processing and paperwork is the other. I don't even have my degree yet and I'm making 17 plus some over time when something stops working and bottle necks the process, but one more semester and I'm done. I'm taking physical chemistry right now and we just started quantum mechanics. It's hard and I'm doing bad at it.
>>675145773
Yeah, I'm right there with you. Nobody in logistics is going to make that much, especially some "team leader."
If you're the head of radiology at a big hospital, you'll make like $500k. Think about that for a second compared to Double Autist Master's claims.
>>675132554
>>675132815
If it's done with Matlab you'd save yourself the time with computation.
>>675146065
my god..the amount of bullshit is over 9000..are you trying to impress teenagers?
>>675146065
You finished a masters degree in a year and a half, how? 20 online classes per semester? Some "special" rubber stamp school? This just doesn't sound right at all, dude. the dots don't line up. This sounds like bullshit, friend, you know that right?
I'm a vegan.
>>675146065
Bullshit.
If not, how? Where?
High school drop out at 15.
Parents were extremely pissed.
Oh well I make more then both if them combined now, just wish the perks of being rich didn't go hand and hand with stalkers.
>>675146731
And im a dietitian and i can tell you vegan diets are the only diet that can reverse heart disease but its too hard for normies to follow it
>>675146885
After a while you're looks'll fade and you won't get nearly as many twenties stuffed into you G-String a night.
>>675146065
Bullshit.
Unless you peggy hill printed it offline.
>>675146559
you can believe me or you cannot, but the only guy between you and me sitting with 1917usd in the hands, (not really, but you know, around 700k a year is 1917 a day, you get me) is me
>>675123080
Building engineer.
>working as a waiter
>only on weekends
>shame on me and on my country
>>675146899
>only diet that can reverse heart disease
Nah, it's not, but it seems that way statistically because it's the most restrictive on animal fats, which we all agree are over-consumed in the West.
You could do just as well eating light and healthy and throw in some fish and chicken now and then, within reason. It's all about reason and balance.
>>675147077
>>675146849
>>675146681
well, i learn pretty fast, and most of the things my classmates would get taught at the lectures and stuff was stuff i already knew, so the only thing i actually needed was to take the exams and not fail (ofc i had to study to the exams, and that was what took so long) (its because where i live the educational system is quite different, you dont have to come to the lectures, all you have to do is to take the exam at the end of the year and pass)
>>675123080
PhD in Actuarial Sciences and Financial Engineering here...
>>675123876
They got this thing called youtube
i werk @ mcdonelds
>>675147076
Pfff, I actually though about stripping for stepping stone money. But I didn't wanna end up like a few other people I know, I mean I have it bad but when you have nudes out there of yourself it's over.
in uni for IT
>sort of understand most of the shit
>don't fucking know how to apply learned shit
>almost done by just winging it most of the time
I'm surprised I even made it this far.
>>675147482
>Financial Engineering
DAFOOK is 'Financial Engineering'?
No, seriously, the hell did you study, the shere strength of the dollar?
>>675123080
In my second year of a Chemistry degree in the UK. On track to do psychopharmacology.
>>675147113
Nobody believes you because your story doesn't make a bit of fucking sense unless your dad printed the degree off for you online and then got you the job and you're just fluffing the story.
A masters in a year and a half? Come on dude. What about the rest of it? Bachelor's too? Did you finish high school in that year and a half also? come on dude, your shit's fantasy league.
>>675147457
also, i read like a book a day, from start to finish, it kind of helps when you want to learn new stuff.
>>675147457
>Still lying
>Digging deeper hole
>>675147457
>(its because where i live the educational system is quite different
And where is that magical place where I can complete the 100+ academic hours needed for a Masters and its requisites in a year and a half?
Or let me guess, that's different there too?
>>675147724
The Secret Service calls it "counterfeiting."
>>675147800
its the same with the bachelor man, you just have to go to the exam, if you pass great you through, if you fail, well fuck you. you can take the exam at any point, but, if you fail its over, you gotta wait until next year, and its the same shit they teach every year. so lets say you go in first years bachelor, you try and complete the exam in week 1, you fail, gotta wait a year, you do the same, wait a year, you see how this goes right? the same goes for the masters.
>>675124498
Nice to know I'm not the only one.
>>675147978
Nah Bro, Dat's 'Financial Kinesiology'.
>>675147724
Financial engineering doesn't actually pertain to engineering like mechanical, or electrical. its not what you would automatically think. its basically a branch of actuarial sciences where we manipulate numbers using formulas, and principles in regards to finance.
TLDR - I use mathematics to make financial programs...
>>675130007
Bullshit, we all know you work for MI6, tripple-o-seven
>>675124890
I got a 980 for 3.3 on cyber monday. I actually put together a bretty rad build from that sale i spent a total of 1200 for it
>>675148306
Stop debasing the word 'Engineer' and just confess your an 'Economist' already.
>>675148146
It honestly sounds like a corrupt school printing shit degrees. Where is it? What country at least?
That is completely different from college/university ANYWHERE I know of.
>>675148088
that place is called syria, and unfortunately, thats the reality, you can either buy your way through the system and get a job in the west, or you can be really fucking smart and get hired by the government (thats what i am)
>>675148146
Uh...
There's no "exam" for a bachelor's degree. It's not like medical boards, admission to the Bar Association, APA, or other professional memberships.
You are so full of bullshit you're probably still in middle school, and this proves it. Anybody who actually went to college can see it, you moron.
>>675148613
Ok, thanks, I understand now. It's exactly what I thought. Enjoy your good luck, friend.
>>675123080 Videogame developer.
>>675148613
allahu akbar, btw, we are forced to say that when talking to westerners
>>675148658
He had left out the important bit about this degree is from school in Syria, and he's working for the government.....
>>675123080
metalworker, starts as warplane mechanic apprentice in 2 months aww yeaaah
sunbathing on the base while sandniggers getting blow'n back to the stoneage
