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my bald rat just die, trips decide what do
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>>675108403
toiled
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>>675108456
roll
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Lay down on bed of roses and sink in river at down, send away with the words of a love song.
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Eat it with a little ketchup
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Rolling...

Lube the rat up. I will let next dubs decide what to do.
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>>675108403
Give it a proper burial outside
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>>675108403
eat it
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Bury it in your garden like a normal fucking human.

but first cum in its mouth
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>>675108456
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Rape it
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>>675108589
reroll
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>>675108403
rats are awesome pets, give him the funeral he deserve
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Chop that shit up and feed it to the other rat
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Suck its cock
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>>675108456
this
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do the authopsy
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force feed it to the other one

check 'em
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>>675108456
roroll
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>>675108813
rolling for cum
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Turn it into a rat bowl for your other rat to eat from.
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>>675108403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqt359ygmt8
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>>675108403
Glue some hair into it and make a puppet.
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Shove it up your ass.
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wew lad
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>>675108403
cock sleeve
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>>675108403
It's a repost from Friday. OP won't deliver.
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>>675108403
>Filename
Fake as fuck
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Throw it in boiling water
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>>675109011
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>>675108403
Bury peacefully in a nice wooded area. Play Snaps as you pour dirt over its shoebox coffin
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Leave it. Starve the other rat. Count days post results
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Lick its neck, its back, lick its pussy and its crack.
Then try and stick your dick in it:
If successful cum inside it
If unsuccessful cum in its mouth.
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You posted this last week fag.
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mail him to the local authorities
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Spend the normal amount of money as a human death via an actual funeral home to buy a plot and invite as many people as possible to the memorial.
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>>675109100
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>>675108979
Reroll
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>>675108997
re roll
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>>675108403
cut tail off
tape it to your ass
replace rat
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COOK HIM, ADD SEASONING, SERVE TO EITHER SELF OR UNKNOWING PATRON
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>>675108403
Bury him/her and drink a 350 ml of Jack Daniels.
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>>675108935
Wow that OP had balls
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I saw this in another thread. This exact pic
Timestamp or GTFO
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Put it in the microwave for 1min
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Piss on corpse
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hit it with a hammer
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>>675108403
Old picture dumb faggot. You post the same shit a few days ago
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>>675108403
Microwave on high for 27 minute
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>>675109332
Reroll for 10 minutes
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Make proper burial, no shenanigens. Read something about rats and buy proper big cage. Use right bedding (Asan is the best), buy them come proper toys, and again: create proper layout of the cage (a lot of hiding places, places to jump, to climb...)

And most importantly, you motherfucking dick, when you already bought an animal, dont treat it like a thing to be disposed of. Take care of the animal. Love, or give all your animals to someone who will care for them, and love them.
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>>675109728

This.
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>>675109728

Cmon, OP.
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Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/73oIZDpi/file.html enjoy /b/ 1
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>>675109728

What must be done.

Also, check em.
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>>675109999>>675109833

Reroll
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>>675108493
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That shit needs a trim
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>>675109509
ROOOOL
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>>675110065
no, dont like it trimmed. full bush is what turns me on
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>>675110226
you like hairy underarms and legs too?
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>>675108403
is this bald rat jesus?

because he just died three days ago as well
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>>675108403
Make a mini boat/raft out of lollipop sticks and wood that floats....give him viking burial at nearest water feature
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>>675110226
Y don't like hair in my mouth and i love to eat pussy , shave this shit
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>>675110226
Someone should kick a steak around a barber shop's floor and then serve it to you. Then tell me you like a full bush.
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>>675110345
MY DOG JUST DIED WAT DO?
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>>675109728

Reeeerl
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>>675110315
yes, feels good during sex in my experience,
but taste differs, if you like shaved, you can keep this girls for you
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Offer it to Mehrunes Dagon
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Gut it, burn off those tiny hair from it, dunk it in beer batter and deep fry it.
Then you can eat it with some ketchup.
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>>675110715
777 get
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>>675110424
Kek
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>>675110387
then you lick the wrong spot
picture related
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>>675110549
ugh why don't you just go full gay man
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>>675110473
So, if trips, we tell you what to do

Cook in oven at 450 degrees for 20 minutes and eat it
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>>675110801
why dont you just go full pedo man

hur dur
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Fucking give it a proper burial...
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>>675108403
Cut it into little pieces and see if the other rat eats its mate.
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>>675110549
>yes, feels good during sex in my experience,
>sex
Sure bud whatever you say
>Whew lad
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>>675110791
I don't only lik, I eat all of it, with all my mouth open, my gf love it
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Lemmywink it
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>>675110938
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Hex is coming...
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Viking funeral
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>>675111119
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>>675110938
>Pedo
How is not liking hair considered a pedo?
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>>675111253
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Cut its head off and glue it onto its ass faggot
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>>675111280
>>gay
>How is liking hair considered a homo?
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>>675110473
Too soon
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eat it raw and record
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>>675111607
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put it in blender. set blender to high. drink and record
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>>675111919
fu
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>>675111900
Stoya dubs say , no means no!!
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>>675111982
agreeed
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>>675111866
roll
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>>675111919
rip bald rato
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>bald rato
>hairy thread
the irony
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eat it covered in cum.
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>>675111740
I would eat our her asshole
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I think we all know.
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squirt holy juices all over its godlike body
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>>675112226
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>>675112641
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More hairy bitches please
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>>675113373
how about your mum kid
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Viking funeral
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Respectfully
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>>675108887
So close
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>>675108935
dis
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give it a viking funeral
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bury bald rat

put amazing grace

take a pic with timestamp and a big "F" written on it
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>>675114755
this
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Duct tape it on your bedroom wall
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kick it out of a window
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Jizz on him, then burn it and then insert the ash in your foreskin
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trim it
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