ITT: we post ourselves
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ITT: we post ourselves
>>675073241
If this isn't bait then good Christ you are a massive faggot with those finger lights
>>675073447
Thank you I've worked very hard to be good at the art of gloving
How's spring break going for yall?
Me on the far right... If you do a reverse search you might be able to find out who I am. And I invite you to do so. This picture was on the front page of the local paper. Hit me up on Facebook if you find me.
>>675074355
Faggot
>>675074510
Maybe, but I still get more pussy than you, And more dubs too lol =^]
>>675074666
Wrong
>>675074854
Wright*
>>675074968
Okay
Me on the left
>>675075066
Dubs crazy today.
>>675073790
Fucking hipster, gtfo my /b/.
>>675075024
Myself on the left, you on the right
P.s. I am a robot, tell no one.
>>675075497
Why'd you delete your picture you fuck
>>675073241
lol saved and going in a cringe thread not even kidding
>>675075402
how many pizzas have you had today sir?
>>675073241
If the phrase "kill yourself" ever needed to apply to a situation, this is it.
>>675075646
Lol I deleted my photo.
I'm
>>675075695
And I looked like a fuckin junkie in my other photo.
>>675075691
Thank you that means a lot
>>675075773
None, although I have had four bacon sandwiches, a large plate of pasta, and three small bowls of cereal.
>>675075695
Anyone who says meh deserves cancer of the highest degree
>>675075812
Going for the David Bowie look I see
>>675076341
Meh
>>675076421
Guess so. Too busy with class to care about my hair. Plus my girl likes it.
>>675075695
I have an overwhelming urge to shove my cock down your throat. No homo.
>>675075402
Hipster. Hmm never heard of that b4
>>675076622
Holy shit you're real
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>675076622
this man is /b/ in a high cholesterol nutshell.
>>675076622
That's gay.
On top of that, I'd rather you didn't.
>>675076622
Damn run the vacume in that shit hole
>>675076777
Trips confirm mulatto scum in lowest income bracket who enjoys homo erotic sex.
>>675076622
MFW there's actually a fat nigger browsing 4chin right now
>>675075695
what up Buscemi
>>675076946
Don't call me fat buttfucker.
>>675077131
I may fuck butts, but from the look of it you fuck butter.
>>675073936
Quite well Samwise Gamgee
>>675077123
I'll an hero if I ever look like Steve.
Wha wha. Whaaaaaat?
>>675077216
>>675077216
>>675077216
holy shit
>>675077131
That's right you better run away.
OH WAIT
>>675078102
Bitch, you know I can't fucking run anywhere. Check your fucking privilege you pleb.
>>675078226
Sounds like you're already resigned to your fate. You're gonna die way early you know that right?
Not from being morbidly obese (which you are), you'll get shot cause you're black.
>>675078426
Actually, I'll probably end myself eventually. I always kind of assumed that I would. That said, I'm fucking happy as shit with my life ATM so I don't give a fuck.
>>675078732
Happiness is an illusion with blood clots lurking around every corner. You're only fooling yourself.
>>675078863
Ooh scary. Untill that happens or I finally decide to but a bullet in my brain, I am going to be eating what I want, and doing the shit I want. Who wants to live forever anyway?
>>675075646
Accedent
>>675079215
>doing the shit I want
Certainly not activities you could do if you weren't so fucking fat. Forget sex, forget normal life. You need to think yourself over son
>>675079215
take more pictures so we can laugh at you more
>>675079766
It's my hot body, I'll do what I want.
lol, are you that guy from Ultra?
>>675080195
I can imagine you breathing heavily over the keyboard as you try to justify your gluttonous lifestyle
>>675080476
Didn't get to go to Ultra sadly. Too expensive
>>675080501
Kek, I'm not that fucking fat man, I walk alot and almost always take the stairs.
