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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>696800020
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Early bakes are serious business
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>696804920
Out of all of the pics/gifs you have it had to be that specfic one, right?
>Your perverted mind
>Your
Something something "treat".
>>696804948
Alright the first one did look pretty fucking cool. I get that though, didn't want it to be a risk.
>>696805450
Ayy wonder if we have that. Always treated it as a 4-way stop.
>One of my ideas will work.
>>696806042
It seems like it is. Although I chew from the canister every night. Spearmint, the fruity canister is empty.
Agreed m8, agreed. Much simpler.
still here
and
>>696807320
maybe i dont but i think they are fine either way
I was just about to pull the trigger on a Swag edition waifu thread:C
>>696807855
Claiming the cutest thing in the world!
>>696807258
I guess so, but I've eaten a lot homemade organiz stuff and they taste great.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>696807855
Sleep.
Even though it's currently 10 AM
Finally, thank you OP.
>20/20 waifu claimed
>>696806418
I disagree. A natural bespectacled beauty ups their cuteness at least 73%.
>>696805235
Night Rem.
>>696805402
You need to lead the life of gifs
>>696808193
Should have early baked like you normally do
>>696807184
Oh? Maybe I will~
>>696807488
SMUGS
SMUGS
MY SIDES ARE GONE
https://youtu.be/Jr3tqsv78vY?t=5m42s
>>696808139
Probably do, but I think it's only for motorcycles.
>One day, Breeki, one day.
Iowa claimed
What's up my dudes
>>696808375
IKR!
>>696808443
Sup Iowa, how goes?
>>696808139
Y-You did not just go there..! You can't use that stuff against me it isn't faairrr
>>696807488
Why thank you.
>>696808228
That's strange, at least there's something tasty out there/
>>696808139
>canister
>Vietnam flashbacks
Just gum. It's just gum. It's just gun. It's just gun.
>>696808165
Extra post because copy paste from phone. Ignore, please.
>>696808259
Cheerio, Togame.
>>696808327
hows that work
>>696808849
ok
Yozors claimed
Sup y'all?
>>696808139
whats a canister
Claiming best girlie!
>>696808443
How goes it, American Pride?
>>696808836
anything happen for ya?
>>696809118
*Yozora
Fuck
>>696809118
Sup Yozo.
>>696808979
The red glasses are common among waifus but not often do I see bold and black ones. Cheers, m8.
spiderman thread
>>696809343
I ate chocolate cake today, haven't had that in a while.
Also you're the Metal Gear Anonon. yes? may i ask you a question?
QOTT: Would you recommend the series where your waifu belongs to someone? How would you do that?
>>696808683
It goes fine. Day was a bit eh Hoping tomorrow will go better. how about you?
>>696809324
As before mentioned fine. Feel like today could have gone better but I'll just improve on everything tomorrow if I gotta. What about you?
>>696809612
yeah that good i think
>>696809513
Nothing much. Just got back from a party, so I'm a little drunk.
>>696809871
Forgot pic
>>696809700
They would like the series but most of the people i know would dislike Nui and never stop talking about Mako whenever it comes up.
>>696809700
>Check'd
Was trying to think up a QOTT but this works.
I would recommend KnK to anyone. It's short, fulfilling, and charming.
>>696809814
It goes well. What was so bad about today?
All the jokes of the shitty quality images ,ake me truly relize my miia folder is actually shit,many just are from the manga but bigger i think,so gona lurk to better quality pic of my waifu because she also deserve it <3.
Also I have to be frank with myself,5 years ago if someone would tell me that he/she liked a Snake-woman I would be saying that they are spending to much time on the internet but here I am wanting some snek pussy.I have to say also that is not(only) the fact that the snake body is the cause I like her but the personality of supper jealusy and her is the best for me ,maybe because I am a beta faggot maybe not .
My waifu is not for you understand but for me to enjoy soo stfu you litle faggot
>>696808161
Now you arive you lolikon shit
>>696808327
More one thing to add on the lurk list
>>696808259
You run when i do my speach,fuck that some lost time doing a bait
Goodnigth everyone,I let you with the one pic that dont suck
>Ifyounotreaplytothispostyourmomwilldieinhersleep.jpg
>>696808443
The ceiling you?
>Those guns
Stella's mine
>>696809767
Um no.
>
>>696809688
Yes I am, you may ask away.
>>696810095
Can't fuck snake girls.
Snakes lay eggs.
You have to jizz on eggs.
BEST vampire
>>696810095
Is that...a copypasta? Can anyone pokedex it? Anyway, good night, Miia. I pray you find good quality pics of your waifu on your lurk journey.
>>696809700
Yes. I'd tell them the truth. It's a SOL comedy based around idols. If they decide to watch it, neat. If not, oh well, I won't force em to. It's not a genre that's for everyone.
>But they will be forced to listen to idol music if they're riding in my car.
>>696809814
I roasted the whole day because fuck not having AC. Other than that, not much of an eventful day at all.
>>696809871
Drunk Yozo? Sounds like a fun time!
>>696810095
Night Snek.
>>696810095
>>696810376
Also goodnight
>>696810285
she's mine
>>696810285
whops missclicked the wrong pic
>>696810285
http://i.imgur.com/mGXFSHD.jpg
>>696810036
Eh started off by accidentally sleeping in an hour late by drifting back to sleep after I woke up causing me to have to wait to shower for almost another hour. Overwatch games were pretty much shit so there's that as well. Also couldn't think for shit today for some reason so I also hope my thoughts get straightened out tomorrow
>>696810234
Don't be a shit you fuck. And you know only I have giant guns.
>>696810404
You live in cali too right? Must have been a fucking disaster because god knows no AC means that you might as well be a jew in the holocaust.
>>696810285
Roll for stella lewds
>>696808391
Well shit.
>The Kickstarters are the first goal.
>>696808443
Late night music, you?
>>696808694
Haha, so now you see both of our minds are in that state.
>Want to see whose is worse~?
>>696808849
You forgot the obligatory Fortunate Son playing in the distance.
>>696809294
The cylinder container in which I keep my gum in.
>>696809700
Absolutely. First inquiry I'd have to make would be how they feel about musical numbers. From there it's pretty much watch it if you want to see a relaxing show about 9 girls achieving their goal of becoming school idols through a slice of life comedy. Up to them really.
>>696809867
You may realize the importance of glasses on anime girls one day.
>>696810388
You sure?
>>696810593
Seems that i have saved the wrong pic again. Thank you dude
>>696810388
Shipmate is best vampire girl.
>>696810404
Very, last tine i was drunk my internet friend convinced me to go fight crocodiles with a stick. Long story.
>>696810302
I saw Snake Eater was on the 3ds, usually console ports are bad but that's the device i put most of my time on.
Not dead.
>>696808139
Gotta fall before you can fly, homie
>>696808391
https://youtu.be/74TH6qOOMHk
>>696808836
You're welcome!
>>696809118
Been a while
>>696808443
The vid above
>>696809700
Yes and a few were already interested cause shinoa is best girl in show
>>696810705
i think its more of a plus then a must
If even I go to sleep, if odd I eat ice cream.
>>696810700
>be me
>Vietnam
>surrounded by canisters and Tango
>rice paddies far as the eye can see
>Fortunate Son plays
>chew my gum; hug my gun
Fixed
>>696810700
>checked
Pretty much the same. Not much going on right now. A little relaxing I guess
>>696810916
DEJA VU. seriously that is fucking great bro
>>696810766
omg it's Yozora.
You're waifu a really beautiful.
Sena's more beautiful tho lol
>>696811031
What flavor?
>smug
>>696811031
fuck
>>696808391
Promise?~
Late reply is late.
>>696810662
Sounds like a shit day. Yeah, I hope things are better for you tomorrow, mango. Tomorrow we'll be moving furniture into the new studio room, so I got that excitement waiting for me.
>>696811121
It's a new one by Blue Bell called Cookie Two Step.
I like it but I'm lactose intolerant so it'll be an all-night thing heh
>>696810908
>No zombies allowed.
What have you been up to?
>>696810916
Has it?
>>696811031
What kind you eating?
>>696811115
I'm flattered and offended at the same time.
Fight me irl m8.
Then we'll hug and go out for a movie after.
>>696810705
yes braham, i'm sure.
>>696810662
Yep, south of you in SD. Literally a fucking oven in my room since the dryer is in there, and it just vents all the heat inside.
>>696810700
Which one? The one for the game? Or the destruction of the city through AP shells?
>>696810766
Oh god, this is a story I wanna hear sometime.
>Mfw I plan on getting drunk this coming up Monday or Tuesday night
>>696810916
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1469674575278.webm
>>696811099
>Does not know the extent of mine and Makis eurobeat addiction
>>696811177
By your trip dubs, I promise~
>Wha it is sleep?a new anime?
>>696810401
Nope is original fresh-made,I am not a oldfag enough to find some shit like this
>>696810376
Have to fuck snek to work,fish jizz their eggs,goodluck with meruna kimito
>>696810388
>>696811346
When one faggot get out other biggest faggot take his place
>>696810700
My mind is pure..! Always pure..
>It's yours. No question.
>>696811314
I've been volunteering at places with my girlfriend.
I have to wake up early to do it, so I've been going to bed earlier, that's why I haven't been here for a day or two.
What about you? Anything interesting happen to you or any of the last couple of threads?
>>696810961
It's it's a plus, it's exponential.
>>696811328
See
>>696810916
That I agree with. You know how things are though, they can't have you getting hurt and all that.
That clip never gets old.
>>696811031
>rice paddies far as the eye can see
>chew my gum; hug my gun
I love it.
>>696811099
>Checked.
Sounds good, always enjoy nights like this. What do you have playing?
>>696811433
The game seems more plausible, for now at least.
>>696811523
Heh, sure it is cutie. What are you up to?
>At times but I can control it.
>>696811674
Saw it after I posted
>Yoz
>>696811674
i say its about a plus 1 nothing major but still aplus
>>696810811
hmm, Snake Eater is best on a playstation console.
>>696811778
Multi track drifting. And just sitting here.. idk what to do with my night.
>I'll take your word for it~
>>696811433
Ima cuddle the fuck out of you...
Posting from laptop again because mobile needs charging.
>>696811433
Can tell now, if you want.
>>696811518
Sorry I'm a dumb fuck
Also drunk
>>696810662
>Don't be a shit you fuck. And you know only I have giant guns.
That was a compliment. Also you can't handle sarcasm?
>>696812056
What's up?
>Yozo
>>696811328
Before i had a waifu i loved Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai so much. Had that exact same pic as my steam profile pic for a very long time.
Then i watched Rakudai Kishi No Cavalry and thought damn Stella's my waifu.
I can wreck you to the ground and then take you to the movies sure. I'll pay.
>>696811328
Fuyukaidesu
>>696811299
>>696811322
Post faster you're triggering me. Spidey is not this fuckin' slow.
>>696811518
Holy fuck.
>>696811778
Could be the beginning of a new nov...hahahahaha...God no.
>>696811821
Hai, but I messed up anyway...
>>696811893
We'll agree to disagree...for now.
>>696811099
What am i doing 2 hours and 43 min on my birthday? Lol
https://youtu.be/vTAIHJTcwvk
>>696811299
That is new. Gotta try it out when i can
Awww
>>696811328
Yes it has my dude. Sorry for this
>>696811433
Jesus that painful. Don't blink
https://youtu.be/D8j_f9eDlbA
>>696811778
That's why the 1st rule of safety is to wear a helmet
Right?
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>696812328
Night warden. I won't rape tonight! You gave me plenty in telegram~
>>696811778
We'll make billions off the game, then fund the destruction with those shekkles!
>>696811992
>Implying it won't be the other way around
>>696812108
Sure, I've got time!
>>696812328
I had a chuckle. Night Smuggles!
>>696811219
Thanks dude I appreciate it. I don't know about you but moving furniture kinda sounds fun but a little tedious. Heavy lifting also helps get them muscles
>>696811433
SD? Might have heard that but a little dumb to figure it out. Your ac is still not up? How are you gonna sleep tonight dude
>>696811433
>eurobeat addiction
you guys are lost
>>696811778
>1 off
I was listening to some of Silvagunners high quality rips because why not. also that pic exists and I fucking love it
>>696812124
I'm talking about the ceiling joke ya fuck. THAT IS NOT WHAT IS UP
>>696812328
Goodnight and happy birthday bud! You need more drifting bud
>>696811433
5 days and I have my baby back. 3 days of waiting for a bike to warm up because carbies.
This is so painful.
>>696812328
>>696811328
Delicious.
>>696812167
Not after them self defense and boxing classes I took.
>>696812192
Didn't notice that you did for some reason
>>696812328
Goodnight smug
Sleep snug
>>696811640
Not too much, i had chocolate cake today and i'm listening to music from Eyes of Heaven. last few threads i talked about the idea of a KLK game and Nui with another Anon. also MGS with Anonon.
>>696811914
Hmm, well thanks for the info.
I'll look into the rest.
>>696812748
Texasfag here. Blue Bell is fucking great.
>>696812559
>And you know only I have giant guns.
I was complimenting your guns
In all seriousness just doing some work for my classes
>>696812328
Old enough to drink with me, yet Smug? Also that video kek. Night.
>>696812192
well they are good you just value them a little much
>>696812847
I take pride in these guns even if that pride reaches the point of them blowing up.
>>696812809
Sounds like the usual, then. Glad I didn't miss anything too big.
>>696812847
>>696812991
>forgot to mention what work are you doing
>>696811518
This ladys and gentlemans,is how to scare a shity vampire
>>696812108
Its ok,everyone is drunk
>>696812192
what?too retarded?
Now super cerial,going to play MGQ until anyone of my family wakes up and eat breakfast goodbye
>>696812544
I'm gon TLDR the shit.
Ask me about it when sober for the whole thing.
So I got on my laptop, and some fucker on teanspeak gets to screaming about a pack of wolves dragging away a baby down stairs.Either crocodiles or wolves. Can't remember.So I go down stairs screaming and swinging a broom stick while that fuckers record the whole thing. Of course it wasn't real wolves but if they were I'd have totally kicked some fur ass.
>>696811931
>Multi track drifting
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr3tqsv78vY
Eh tuckered out of games at the moment? Whatever you do, try to enjoy it!
>Thanks cutie.
>>696812192
Write it down somewhere, ya never know. Although I have no knowledge of the process of making one.
>>696812328
>Right?
Something tells me you didn't follow the 1st rule. Have a nice man, sleep well. Happy B-Day too.
>>696812544
Why didn't I think of that?
>>696812559
>Kill me.
"I only upload high quality rips". His channel is hilarious, and yeah when I saw that pic I had to save it.
>>696812941
Нет
>>696812559
San Diego. It's up, but with how it's set up, it's hardly what I'd call effective...
>Lost
Then I guess we better say a Prayer!
>>696812728
>Mfw switching from EFI to Carbs
I'LL PRAY THAT THE HEAT MAKES THIS EASY!
>>696812559
It's not light furn either. It's that old, made from real wood shit.
>>696813026
Physics class I'm taking online
>>696812991
That's why I complimented them
>>696813022
You really didn't, there was a literal shitposter here yesterday, and that was annoying.
What kind of places are you been volunteering to with her?
>>696812823
I agree.
>Yozo
>>696813178
>Prayer
Is it time?
>>696812544
O-Oh my, what did you have in mind?~
>>696812809
Actually, I have a question. Did the Shiro Anon get banned? I saw what he/she 'admitted.'
>>696813174
but why that is way too long. if you are that conflicted just switch them halfway through the day
>>696812809
damn, these uneventful days are amazing
>>696812328
Night night love
>>696812455
Lewd~
>>696813170
I love those videos so much haha and eh yeah kinda tuckered out... i'll try to do something fun! <3 what are you up to?
>>696813303
This place where we sort donated art supplies for poor art teachers and shit.
>>696813325
I'm glad it's back. I fucking missed blue bell when they had to stop selling it for awhile. I refused to eat any other ice cream brand.
Ryuko claimed
>>696812823
>>696813325
Texas here as well, heh. But I'm pretty sure the entire south gets the stuff.
>>696813040
No you came back somewhat loudly. No real reason.
>>696813170
It's really not complicated. Shia Lebouf could tell you all about it.
>pen and paper
>pen to paper
>JUST DO IT
>MAKEYOURDREAMSCOMETRUE
>finish
>publish
>>696813165
Ohhhh boy, that'll be interesting. I'll bug the shit outta ya for sure!
>>696813170
OR, Orrrr, we could keep those shekkles and kickstart the destruction as well!
>Think of all the drifting cars we could buy with billions!
>>696813362
It is not, too hot for the mad bantz.
>Why does it feel like my room at work
>>696813387
Well, for one, you won't be getting away from me. That's a given.
>Are your ears sensitive~?
>>696813603
>Nico likes drifting
Breeki, I think this might be an idol thing...
>>696813404
I'm not sure, i saw that too and i hope not.
>>696813569
I guess they are.
>>696813716
Well i hope you enjoyed your time with your gf
>>696813779
Don't lose your way
>>696813170
>buddy you asked me to don't blame me for it
I think Joel's grand dad is the best thing to ever happen to his channel. I need more drifts
>>696813178
OH SHIT SAN DIEGO IS SOUTH. I always thought it was north of me! Must have been thinking san jose and diego where next to each other. Just fill a tub with cold water and sleep in there. Better than being out there.
It's too late. you're too far gone!
>>696813236
The only thing I'd hate from lifting those are the chance of getting splinters. Seriously fuck that. but hey lifting is pretty fun! you gotta work hard at it bud
>>696813296
Is physics something you're really interested in? Sounds like it's tough shit if you ask me
>>696813408
They were a gift. He was deciding which to buy for her and he got both.
I agree with you, though. The more glasses the better.
>>696812763
Doesn't change anythin lol but why fight?
Roll for Yozora lewds :^)
>>696813931
it's a having good taste thing love :) trust me.
>>696813716
Those were dark days
>>696813779
Hey
>>696813927
Way more Texans here than I thought
>>696813931
Oh no
>>696813968
No it's a required class to have to enter a college I'm planning on entering. Took anatomy instead of physics earlier and I regretted it
Chizuru Hishiro claimed!
>>696814102
For honor.
>Check em
I'm taking a nap.
See you soon guys
>>696814080
oh well good choice i guess
claimed
>>696814209
I'll be sleep by the time your back.
>Yozo
>>696813968
Haha, SD is like, as south as it gets without going into Taco Land. And I wish I could, but I don't need to be all pruny and shit.
It's the Power of Sound, I swear!
>I need to stop this before Breeki brings the bantz.
>>696814107
I never said it wasn't. :^)
>>696814132
Oh yes.
>>696813949
Thank you. Sorting isn't exactly fun, but I guess it's good to help out.
Me too. I didn't talk to him/her a lot but they were pleasant. I didn't mind them being here.
>>696813931
I'm not sure if they are, i think my sides are.
>Wait, why?
>>696813404
>404 paranoid check
What? That he's underage? I've admitted worse on /b/. Then again, I have been banned...
>>696814132
It's a pretty big country, kek
>>696814214
Agreed, again.
>>696814589
so besides glasses what else do you like?
>>696814146
>Required class
Jesus I need to check the required classes for the colleges Also anatomy sounds like a pain lol. Glad you switched to physics.
>>696814440
>taco land
fucking kekked. I take it you're just gonna stay up all night praying your room stops being the fiery pits of hell?
I bet you're gonna put a banging donk on it
>>696813603
Amazing creations aren't they? Sounds wonderful, how you enjoy it! Browsing YouTube, went from skateboarding, to game OSTs and now SilvaGunner.
>>696813927
Where's the excessive amount of writer's block?
>>696813931
I'm writing all of these ideas down, keep em coming.
>Think of the trip to Japan to test them out.
>The heat is apart of you now.
>>696813968
>Where's the Snow Halation, The Fleenstones, The Nutshack?
It surely paved way for a lot of high quality rips. Both of their content is great. More drifts? How about some rips while your at it too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naXUH_Lq7kw
>>696814589
Yeah, that's what happened. I've never been banned, so I'm not sure exactly what you can and can't get banned for, but I know the basics. People getting banned for being underage is the most common thing I see, and someone even reported him in the thread. They said that, at least.
Superior waifu has arrived
>>696814440
Very very true~ I like you that much more now hehe
>>696814913
Very much so! and i got done browsing Silva like an hour ago haha <3 well hey ill be on steam and all if you ever wanna chat
>>696814440
Pls
>>696814589
Mhmm
I'm headed to sleep.
Goodnight and shit.
>>696815103
Hello and goodbye, shipmate
>>696814296
dangerously cheesy
>>696814845
Is there...something else?
No, but are you asking as far as waifus go, or just in general, what I like about life?
As for waifu, I'll take a kind personality over bold any day. Someone who's human, too, with interesting mannerisms and such.
As for real life, there isn't much I like. But I'm about to learn how to fly, so there's that.
>>696814913
There's a limit to how long a post can be, regardless of what you've been told. We'll leave it out for now.
>>696814851
Anatomy was fine but in that class I learned the medical field isn't for me
>Not squeamish just didn't find it as interesting as I hoped
>>696814913
>Is this the rip I was playing? GRAND HALATION!?!?
Joel's memes are a gift fam. I swear these rips will be the end of me. AND OMFG NO THIS RIP IS TOO MUCH
>>696814029
Hi Anonon 2.0
>>696814450
Well i hope the people you were helping were grateful
He seemed pleasant, i've been banned bfore but he could've been perma'd so that's why i'm worried.
>>696815357
A medical class just isn't for me either. Gets me a little worried about myself. Physics sounds way better
>Iowa
>>696814530
Hehe, no reason cutie~
>Don't worry about it~
>
>>696814851
Nah, I'm at work. I sleep during the day.
>So it's even fucking worse
Donk? The fuck is a donk?
>>696814913
You better be!
>We could just bring the Japan to us!
>I mean, my friend did say my ass was like a furnace...
>>696815169
I'm actually rather into cars, and bikes if you weren't aware. Drifting especially.
>>696815185
>Those stripes
Wew, night Yozo.
>>696815185
Aww
Goodnight shipmate
Woud be nice if when i turned on Pokemon Go it just wasnt ratatats all fuckin day.
>>696815310
huh well yes and flying sounds pretty cool
>>696815476
Also find it a bit easier. Math may not be my strong suit but it's better than my memorization skill
>>696815537
I sleep through the entire morning lol. Night job would do me nicely.
>DoNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
>>696815537
C-Cute
>Ass is like a furnace
What?
>>696815402
I hope so too.
It's possible, but I'd rather not think that way. I think I saw somewhere that you get banned for 30 days for saying you're underage, but that might've just been for /pol/? I'm not quite sure.
>>696814988
You could always read the rules. And then realize that avatarfagging is a high offense haha. Also, he's probably not the only underage in here, so I think the mods would let him be. And also
>information posted her is a work of fiction
so saying you're underage doesn't necessarily count as an auto-ban
>>696815185
Nite.
>>696815728
Milinda actually inspired me to grab for my PPL. I won't be doing what he does, but at least I'll have my feet off the ground. And you? Anything new and fashionable in the world of the Unpopular?
>>696815537
I know the pain. Using the choke every morning is a pain. Have to choke it so I can let it idle without.
>almost 10 minutes before I can actually leave
