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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>696815834
You normally go to bed right as the sun rises, so around the 4 hour mark, the heat is really settling in. It's a project to get a full night's sleep.
>Freedom Bote is a Slav?
>>696815859
Yes you are~
My friend sat in a chair right after I got up and asked me why the fuck the chair was so hot. She's been saying my ass is a furnace ever since.
>>696816163
Doesn't sound too terrible to be honest. Bad on gas saving though, but whatevs.
still here
and
>>696816117
nothing major really just kind of sitting
>final claim
Your waifu doesn't exist.
Best waifu still here
>>696816117
Probably, I wouldn't be surprised. I just hope he comes back soon if he did get banned. I just thoroughly read the rules. Interesting.
>>696816038
Pretty sure that means perma'd after reading everything. let's try not to talk about that though before someone gets the wrong idea.
>>696816447
Uhhh... yes it does
>>696815834
I thought donk stood for dumb old nigger kar
>claiming
>>696815169
Seems like our taste just keeps getting more and more alike~. Absolutely, that goes both ways.
>>696815310
Understood m8.
>>696815364
>Chad Warden
Vinesauce is a gift itself. The rips are never too much! Just be glad there's no Nutshack version of Eurobeat.
>>696815537
>Bring it to us
With all the dosh we might make that's probably possible.
>Your friend did what now?
>>696816498
underage ban is just 30 day.
>>696816629
Perfect! I expect you to keep me company tonight then~
>>696815537
I wasn't aware actually!
>How into them are you?
>>696816629
I wonder, since we'd be importing the whole of Japan, does that mean we dictator now?
>See
>>696816320
>>696816377
You'll grow moss doing that. But I'm no one to be scolding someone else.
>>696816481
Ban evasion is still a thing. If he wants to, he could come back.
>>696816681
But rules say you will cease going to this site if that's the case, same goes for evading a ban.
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
Bed time for me. Good night waifu.
>>696816891
He'll be fine, then.
>>696816498
Good idea, Nui anon.
Saber claim
>>696817007
Night Shizuru.
hello friends
>>696816320
N-No you.
>Hot ass~
But really...what are you planning?
Iowa claim
>>696815803
I'm not that great at memorization at all lol. Even though I hate it I'm actually kinda good at math.
>>696816320
somewhere around 4-6 sometimes up to 10 lol. Like prayin hard that you get to sleep without waking from the heat man. Especially in this heat.
I am not a filthy slav. I just indulge in SS13 shitposting from time to time
>>696816629
>is this the power of the mf like button?
tbh I need to watch vinny and rev more but I mostly keep to Joel. God damn the rips always make me laugh no matter which they are. Nutshack eurobeat will kill me lmfao
>>696817093
>>696817007
night night
Claiming
>>696817190
Hey Nozomi i haven't seen you around here before.. how are ya?
>>696817017
So what else have you been up too?
>>696816629
Maki, you're here everyday right? You haven't happened to have seen my drinking buddies around, have you? Koko or Sanae?
Koko's a different waifu now, I think.
>>696816217
holy fucking shit its sachii
>>696816868
I'm fairly into both, but I'm only just starting to really learn about them. I plan to take some shop classes at college when I can.
>>696817093
Nou, cutie~
>Yes yours is. ;^)
Nuffin muffin~
>>696817118
I get off at 7, so normally round 8 is when I'm passing out, or 9 if I'm hooked into a conversation here and I'm not passing out tired yet. Not even praying could save me from waking up like the house was on fire.
SS13?
>All these Love Live idols
>No IM@S to be seen
RIP Me
>>696817376
Nothing much. I started playing katawa shoujo, and it's pretty good.
I also bought a KLK poster.
>>696816217
>
>>696816320
Its 200kms for $15 or 300 for $20.
>>696816891
im trying to find a new job. i still need to get my last pay check
>>696817118
Yeah I'm okay at Algebra. Geometry is fine. I'm good at finance when I took a class for that but my worst by far was calc hated every minute of that class.
>That image
WEW
>>696817157
Mizore
Stop
>>696817477
Koko is still koko, i talk to him about every night. Unfortunatley he's been busy a lot so he hasn't been on thread much except for once 3 days ago.
>>696817538
That's cool! Let me know how it goes okay?
>>696816217
where are the goods?
>>696817510
holy fucking shit its mugi :o
>>696817619
nico could i get 4 links?
>>696817663
everywhere
>>696817548
Have a pic of it?
>>696816217
Claiming. Man life is actually pretty stressful.
>>696817721
where have you been
>>696817567
>Mfw I looked up the average gas price
>Mfw if I take the freeway, with my driving style, I'm using as much gas as a 1000cc bike anyways
>>696817619
I shall. I assume you're into them as well?
>>696817773
They had a couple, but this is the one I chose. It was the only one with Nui.
>Asuka
>>696817538
>Nou more
So forward~
Come on, tell me~
>>696816868
How could I refuse~?
>>696816870
I mean if we're both in power it wouldn't be a dictatorship. More of a oligarchy but it doesn't mean we couldn't rule like them.
>Kek'd.
>>696817477
Heh, when you say it like that that sounds depressing. Koko stopped by like 2 days ago, as for Sanae he's still around but seems to be busy with work at times.
>>696817118
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZN35AhN7I0
The three of them are pretty good but I stick with Vinny and Joel. Can't really pick a favorite though. That's going to be part of the final boss kek.
>>696817721
I am restocking my links for tonight
>Also on my phone so i can't really get any for ya
>>696817868
Actually no :p I never really liked car talk or anything like that personally... But I am interested in what my friends enjoy!
Stay away from my Akari.
Anyways, been a while since I have been here, how are you guys?
>>696817978
Why is your waifu just a box?
>>696817975
You can't Your princess demands it. u_u
>>696817934
That makes it the best one, there should really be more Nui merchandise.
Just heard some scritching from across this dark room and find a roach in my closet. Surprised at my own hearing. Managed to capture it and throw it out.
>>696817568
Anything in particular you're looking into, or just whatevers available?
>>696817619
Good to hear.
>>696817538
There aren't many conversations I get super hooked on. Though it's a little bit of a problem when I do since I like sleep haha.I could pray for a flood to cool you off bud. SS13 is Space station 13. It's a game on byond and it's fuckin crazy. haven't played it in a few months but it's tons of fun!
>>696817597
I haven't done calculus yet but I know I'll fucking hate it if I ever do since it seems like alot I need to do.
>what about this
>>696817975
>EPIC FLINSTONES
Joel's comedy gets me too much lol. I don't think he has something that hasn't made me laugh!
Late-claiming best girlie!
>>696817800
well last 3 days I've been banned
>>696817976
ok then
i expect 5 links later :^)
As per usual.
>>696818255
rip
>>696818229
"FLEENTSTONES?!"
>>696818116
I agree! I'd really like to get a Nui figure, but they don't make them. I bought a Satsuki figure instead. Oh well. Satsuki's pretty great, I'm not complaining.
>>696818161
whatever i can really. i dont expect to get anything i will really enjoy
>>696817975
Haha, I didn't mean it in a bad way. I just consider before summer, my waifu experience was more fun. And i missed them a little. I miss Mili, too. I'm sobering up now so it may just be the general unrest settling in.
>>696818255
No problem love!
>>696818328
GRAND DAD
>>696818098
Hmf, she is right there, notice her ...
>>696817967
Nou~
Hmmm, maybe I could. How badly do you want it~?
>
>>696817975
Oh man, I could imagine it. EVERY SINGLE NATIONAL BROADCAST, we're throwing the bantz, back and forth. We'd make great rulers.
>>696817976
Ah, well that's good. I always try to drag my friends into my hobbies.
>The scary part, is it works 90% of the time.
>>696818229
I normally get hooked rather easily, I'm a sucker for small talk over the internet... not so much IRL though...
I think I've heard of that before, actually!
>>696818446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCLBuf0Yec
>>696818368
i want to say maybe her design is too complex but they have a final Ryuko figure so that would be absurd. i want more than a keychain.
>>696816217
Best fighting zombie
>>696818528
D-Don't tease me like that...you know I want it.
>>696816217
EVERY DAY SAME WEEB SHIT!
That's it for me. Night e-body
>>696818397
I hear that. I've been stuck at a job I hate but am good at for five years now. This side isn't much better. Anyway, Tomoko anon, it's been fun, and I'd like to talk more, but I'm going to call it a night.
>>696818254
Hey Kurisu doing good?
>>696818229
Yeah I'm also at the crossroads of wondering what the fuck I'm going to do with my life. Looking into Military careers right now. Come from a Navy family might do that assuming I pass medical
>Wew
>>696818831
Pissing in a sea of piss
Notice me you fuck sticks
>>696818839
night
>>696818874
Hello best knight. I'm doing great! Yourself?
>>696819000
>Checked
Noticed.
>>696819000
Hai~
>>696818098
Then I know what I'll be doing.
>>696818229
>WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS
His is more absurd while Vinny's seems situational. Both of them crack me up. There's always a high quality rip to make you laugh!
>>696818428
>>696818839
I know, just made me realize that for a second haha. Part of the reason I have to make the most of the day. Understandable man, a lot of things have changed. Night Mirai, take care and sleep well.
>>696818528
Topkek. I agree, would never have to worry about revolts, the people would miss the bantz
>Having flashbacks to the Handlebars video for some reason.
>>696818368
>want a KLK figure
>both Satsuki and Ryuko are very lewd
>live with other people
It hurts so much
>>696819137
Doing good myself. Doing anything beside posting here?
>>696818670
I have a Nui key chain too, I got it in New York.
I think it might be just because she isn't the most liked character in the show. I love her, but she's not exactly everyone's favorite.
>>696818717
Good taste. I prefer Eliza, though.
>>696819441
it's still pretty unfair.
>>696819362
I feel you, anonon. I feel you. I feel that way about body pillows.
My girlfriend won't let me get any that are too lewd, and the only good Junko Enoshima one I can find is butt naked. Oh well.
>>696819398
For once, not really. You?
I'm tired good night /waifu/
>>696819653
For real.
I want a Nui figure to stand by my Junko Enoshima figure.
>>696818719
But you're so cute and fun to tease~
>I wonder if you're ears would be sensitive enough for a little nibble~
>>696819220
Hey, I don't think we'd need an army to rule. Would make for great sports though! :^)
>>696819704
Nope on my phone lying in bed
>>696819166
>>696819170
Goodnight
>>696819679
It's just I live with some roomates and my family visits my place once in awhile too, often unexpectedly. And I want a Nonon figure, I'll even pay someone to custom make it for me.
>>696818328
G R A N D D A D
>>696818528
Heh I can't get out of an IRL conversation. I get way too hooked! Really? Not many people I've talked to have. I want to show people more about it but I dunno how to explain some of it haha
>>696818874
I'm pretty solid at what I want right now. I actually may not join the military now that I've put more thought into it.
>>696819220
>Dad what is technology?
Oh yea. I might do a vinny binge soon to catch up on what I missed. I saw some of Joel's charity stream and I cracked up. Fucking MeMZ
>>696819800
W-Why would you nibble that and leave my lips alone?...
>>696820068
Ah, I see. I think I've seen a couple of Nonon figures, but I'm not sure where.
Claimed
Good morning fags
https://youtu.be/n0ZCm3VPz4I
>>696820231
I may not be eligible to do any military work with a certain condition I have. My fall back is accounting since I liked finance decent enough
Yo
>>696819773
The world knows how to be cruel...
Not actually sure why people dislike her other than the thing that brainwashed Ryuko did.
It's sleeping time. Goodnight all.
Claiming best grill ever in anime of all time
>>696820429
おはよう
>>696820525
>>696819740
night
>>696820496
I found that scene cute.
It might be because she's hard to relate to. I mean, how often do you see a bubbly, chaotic girl running around? That might be why, but I'm not sure.
>>696820231
Haha, I can't get out of IRL convos more so because I feel like a cunt if I try to.
I've heard of it, but never really looked much into it or anything.
>>696820260
Who said I'd be leaving them alone?
>Your whole body is going to get my full attention~
>>696820429
>New album HQ
Oh that's a laff. I remember getting that album the day it came out.
Sup Akikikikokokoko!
>>696820391
Wat?! HERESY! There is no official Nonon figure, just one that was made by a fan.
>>696820429
Howdy.
>>696820437
What condition you got pal? I'm already getting into some nerd shirt for my future job, accounting sounds fine
>>696820455
Chitoge is best girl. Don't let onodera fags tell you anything else. what's up bud.
>>696820684
I'll feel like a cunt if I leave them too haha. I dunno IRL convos tend to grab my interest way more for whatever reason.
I recommend you look into it! If you got a friend I also recommend trying it out with them to witness the insanity together lmfao
Yoko claimed.
>Tired and pissed off edition.
>Mobile is now back down to 5% again.
>>696820655
It triggered a lot of people for some reason, i loved that cute blush she made.
Yeah, i guess it's something like that.
Alright, someone here is a murderer. I will give you three hints, but you have to make a guess that has at least 1 letter of their name in it before the hint is given.
Winner gets tits with timestamp
>>696820856
I suffer from migraines and I'm an aspie if you know what I'm referring to and that comes with its own side effects
>>696819800
Oh shit you gave me an idea. Find a way to implement bantz into warfare and make it a sport of course.
>>696820231
>The desktop stripper story.
Gotta do a binge on both of them honestly, been awhile. How did that go? Saw the notification but didn't check it.
>>696820429
Morning m8. How goes?
>>696820937
I could be totally wrong, but that's what I think. I honestly have no idea. Most of the time female villains get tons of love. Ragyo does. Not sure why Nui doesn't.
>>696820688
Ah, I see. Doesn't look half bad.
Day 2 of being blind as a bat completed.
How is everyone?
Clammed
>>696820937
I don't like girls with overly childish personalities but my biggest gripe with Nui is that she is chaotic evil without personal objectives, a terrible combination, and to top that off we still have her annoying voice. Ryuko is an ok character, Satsuki and Nonon are best KlKs, you kind of need to be Japanese to understand Mako and all the puns she does in the allelujah scenes.
Oh boy, I'm really tired for some reason, nighty Asuka and Nui anons!
>>696821031
>migranes
jesus bro that fucking sucks. and yea I know what an aspie means. I'm sure you can maybe manage in a military job
>>696821044
>HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING BOOBS AGAIN?!?!
I popped in towards the end like last 30-40 minutes of Joel's stream and it was fucking awesome. It was a windows 10 destruction and I could not stop laughing
>>696820856
Most the people I talk to IRL don't share any hobbies with me, and the ones that do, I rarely get to see.
Hmmm, I'll think about it. I've not been into many games lately, just a few here and there.
>>696821044
>We revolutionize how war works, byt turning it into a bantz contest
Oh man, we'll be getting nobel prizes for this!
>>696821211
Did you wank it till you're blind?
>>696820999
Trips dont lie
>>696821400
Goodnight Anonon! See ya later!
>>696820684
My whole body?
>E-Even...
>>696820999
Oooooh~
>>696821555
>>696820999
Woah double trips
>>696821505
Nope. My glasses broke again so now I can't even wear them. I can see ok up until about 5 inches away from my face.
QOTT: should I move to misouri where people I hate live? Or stay where I am with no support? My military stuff is here too, so I'd have to come back every month.
>>696821208
Perhaps they got way too hyped up for that fight between monkey and Ryuko? i can't think of any good reason why they would hate her not that there would be a good reason anyway
>>696821390
She was the secondary antagonist, you just need to be of help to the big bad and she was.
How was her voice annoying?
>>696821400
See ya Anonon!
>>696821428
Yeah they suck when the come up. Talking with recruiters most have said as long as I can have on record that I go a year or two unmedicated or treat for aspergers I should be fine. Migraines have them concerned though
>>696821589
Eveeeen~?
>Yes, even~
>>696821816
Ohhh, Ika stop breaking shit!
>>696821847
Stay
>>696821917
I didn't fucking break them! My cousin broke them. I'm glad I can't still walk around my house in the dark though.
>>696821816
how do you even do anything?
>>696821505
Huh Really? Most people I talk to pretty much have the same interests as I do. I'm sure you got some things you guys share!
Just a bit of a warning. Some games can range from a few minutes to hours depending on what the admins set the game length to.
>>696821847
Stay where you are. Living with people you hate would be miserable as fuck.
>>696821852
Glad to hear you got one thing down. Though I see migraines being a huge ass problem. Don't need you shooting some sand niggers and having having one hit you.
You guys suck at guessing murder
>>696821848
Possibly. It's very strange.
Junko gets tons of love, and like I said before, Junko and Nui are a lot alike.
>>696821428
>Vinny, EVA MENDES was at the club.
Bet it was wonderful all the way through. Another destruction too? Oh yeah, gotta check this out.
I think this is the best story Vinny has told
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrJNvyjBdgQ
>>696821505
World change through bantz, what a time to be alive.
>>696821917
Don't you need tools to reach there?
>So lewd.
>>696822238
>>696822294
I wouldn't be living with them. They'd just help me. I don't hate all of them. But those I do I hate.
>>696822304
Take your role play shut elsewhere
>>696821848
I think that single objective is very bland for a character with a personality like hers, but maybe there are positive points, her loyalty makes her more waifuable I guess.
It's not like the E4 had incredibly complex objectives but at least we saw their development and why is Satsuki so important for them.
The voice comes down to personal taste and nothing can be done about it. For example I love Nonon voice yet I know a lot of people that can't stand it.
>>696822238
New glasses when?
>>696822294
Nah, most the people I talk to regularly are family, and they are suck when it comes to sharing interests.
Wew, that's a pretty large time range.
>>696822381
>So we're essentially becoming Trumps? :^)
>>696822657
Why would I need tools for that~?
>Are you complaining?
>>696822271
Well right now I'm on my phone, I can't use my computer because the screen would be to far and the charger sent work. Eating is a hassle because I have to grab something and put it in front of my face to see what it is. I can only play my 3ds since it's the only thing that can be within seeing distance.
>>696822657
But you'll have to come back anyways right?
>>696822760
Whenever I get money. Or whenever my mom think I deserve them
(What the fuck mom)
>ika
>>696822784
does anyone help you? how long will you be like that? how does the rest of your day work?
>>696822304
It was me, I'm the murderer.
>>696822294
>Implying army or Marines
No I figured that'd be bad for me to do thats why I'm looking in the air force and Navy to be in the backline. I know where my limits are
>>696822784
Once a month for a few days.
>>696822760
To touch my heart~
(Bam that was smooth)
>Nope, please continue~
>>696822381
>Jimmy came undone
lmfao tho just get ready for the last virus. It's insane hell even twitch chat blowing up had me dying. I don't think the vod has been uploaded to his full stream channel but I'm sure twitch has it.
I'll check this shit in a bit when I got time. I'm sure I got a good time ahead.
>>696822657
Well it made it seem like you'd be around people you'd hate all the time and that is NEVER fun
>>696822760
I mostly talk to friends. Don't talk to my family as much as I should so that's my bad.
It's not so bad when you got a job you love (personally anything in medical for me) or are playing as a traitor.
>>696822987
I've been planning on the force but I've been having second thoughts. Mostly being I'd miss home alot and I don't think it's worth being away from my friends for that long.
well I'm off for the night. Later all!
>>696822961
Nobody helps me. I still have to do some chores that have to use vision. (I have to trim some bushes and flowers and I ended up grabbing a rose stick full of thorns.) I can't really watch tv either. Mostly I just walk around the same but everything is blurry. I stepped on something earlier today but I never found out what it was. I think it was beans but I'm not sure.
>>696823003
Well how far is Missouri from where you live?
>>696823530
Later Iowa maintain those guns
>>696823530
Goodnight!
>ika
>>696823530
No, but they'd try to be around me.
>>696823571
Virginia.
>>696823571
huh may want to get that fixed then.
>>696822760
We're going for Japan, not China :^)
>>696823530
>Pull over sistah.
Damn it sounds like a fun time, wish I could of seen it live. Yeah if you get the chance go for it, his cousin's antics are hilarious. Have a nice night mang.
>>696822359
I have to watch Dangaronpa when i have the time then.
>>696822665
I personally loved everything about Nui's character, of the elite four Nonon and Monkey got the most development but i feel like they didn't give much development to the blue hair dude.
>>696822925
What the fuck indeed, that's rather... bad parenting to say the least.
>>696823003
That was so cheesy, oh my god.
>Oh, I planned to either way~
>>696823530
My friends are shut ins, so even when I get out, they generally don't.
Traitor? Wha?
>>696824032
SO WE MUST BECOME SAMURAI WARLORDS (OF THE BANTZ CLAN?)
>>696823792
Once again, I say stay. But if you really need support then just move.
>>696823912
Yup, I hope to get new ones within the week but who knows.
>>696824456
Yeah, she hasn't been the same ever since my grandma died. That was 7 months ago.
>>696820594
良い一日
>>696820684
Hello best blush
>>696820817
Heya Homu
Were you there yesterday? I think you missed the new banter vi- nevermind
>>696821044
Hey Maki
Still sleepy but I'm okay I guess. What about you friend?
Night /waifu see you later
>>696824456
I love cheese tbh.
>Forceful too? Oh man this would be a fun time...
>>696824697
well dont die
>>696824839
Night Saber
>>696824839
Goodbye saber!
>>696824885
I'll try not to
>>696824058
Good, it's a great anime. A new danganronpa season just started, actually. There's three new episodes so far. There's a new one every Monday.
>>696825012
Interesting, i will check it out.
i may have to go now so see ya.
>>696825295
Ok goodbye!
>ika
>>696824698
I barely slept yesterday and spent whole day getting high. Tried to nap for 20 mins before asking if you wanted to play but I only woke up 5 hours later.
Since I had to wake up early again today I realized it wasn't actually that bad and slept some more.
>>696825295
See ya later, Nui anon! Pleasure talking to you, as always.
>>696824697
That's still rather... just, no...
>>696824698
How goes?
>>696824847
I love milk products in general ;^)
>I hope you're enjoying it~
