Poorly Described Movies - Episode III
>guy makes a list
>checks it twice
>children are happy
>>675057752
Schindler
>>675057848
Yep
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>>675057752
was the top heating element broken on the oven
>>675057752
The Escape Clause
>>675057964
Nope, the guy used 2/4 cups of flour instead of 2 1/4.
>multibillion dollar corporation has monopoly on citizen's lives
>shit kid wants job
>no job
>surfs up
>fat guy is back
>daddy honks a tuba
>impossibly attractive American stares at the sun and kills the Baron
>Snow
>Big fuckin Plow
>Kids doing illegal shit
>homeless man murders many people
>they weren't good people
>>675058258
Home alone 2 lost in Jew York
Or
Homo with a shot gun
>guy goes to the desert
>makes some drawings
>kills people
>gets whipped and secretly enjoys it
>kills more people
>dies in an auto accident
>>675058258
Is the homeless man french or have a shotgun?
>>675058043
Ooo ouch...
>>675057752
>huh?
>pretty colours
>is this drugs?
>pretty sure this is drugs
>wait this isn't drugs
>all of my what?
>mind = raped
>cops
>everyone wants to fuck a bunny
>>675058478
He's Dutch. You already know what it is though.
>robot tries to save friend
>robot fails
>robot tries to save new friend
>robot dies trying to save
>robot's friend just tries to survive
>>675058597
Who framed roger rabbit
>>675058597
Mall cop!
>>675058751
Easy, Wall-E.
>>675057752
The nigger graduates highschool and gets murdered by the end of the movie, while he's moving out of the hood
>girl goes on a walk with friends
>they meet with a consultant
>they become mercenaries
>>675058751
Prometheus
>Go on a field trip to a colorful place
>Talk about the meaning of life and other deep stuff
>Place has autistic rules
>Shots of random stuff under water
>Leave without doing what you were supposed to do
>imnotsayingitwasaliens.jpg
>>675058905
>The nigger graduates highschool
So it's some fantasy shit, hmm...
>teacher did nothing wrong
>>675058874
>>675059065
Try again. I described it VERY poorly.
Will drop hint after another failed guess.
>>675058905
Riccccccckyyyyy!
>Boyz N' Da Hood
Hard mode
>old bloke dies
>granddaughter is hot
>cripple kills everyone
>granddaughter is not granddaughter
>Jesus is mortal
>>675059125
Aw!!! Topkek! But no, man!
>>675057752
Schindler's List?
>>675058180
snow day
>>675059161
No, but close. Same hood.
>>675059142
I will say Prometheus was closer than Wall-E
>>675059113
Avatar?
>>675059522
Nope.
>>675059347
yes!
>>675057752
>Dude kisses his sister.
>Dude hangs out with creepy old weirdo.
>Dude gets in fight with dad.
>>675058597
Zootopia or Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>bank robbery
>awesome chase scene
>pin it on the black guy
2 possible answers for this
>>675059674
Star wars
>>675059751
Which one?
>>675058454
>>675058909
Any guesses for these?
>>675059674
Empire Strikes back
>>675059674
>>675059794
Empire Strikes Back
>>675059674
>>675059805
Correct you are, Yes.
>>675059805
Fuck you beat me to it
>government creates multiracial task force
>they're all white
>guy wakes up
>is dream?
>cliffhanger
>>675059674
Joe Dirt
>a young girl is threatened with rape
>people speculate about a disembodied voice
>a gang initiation threatens the lives of police officers
>friends never see each other again
>>675059214
DaVinci code
>girl takes acid
>dreams about gambling
>drinks some questionable liquids
>suddenly night court
>it was all a dream
>Guy reminisces about kid peeing 'V's on everyone's jackets
God mode
Will post hints with every wrong guess
>>675057752
>American man acts rashly over water purity concerns.
>British man steals from the coca cola company
>German man suggests subterranean harem
>>675060459
Dr Strangelove. That one is too easy.
>>675057752
>College dropout returns home after war
>Circumstances make him take over his father's business
>Kills everyone
>criminal
>becomes baby
>gotta big dick
>rape
>>675060198
leon the professional?
>>675059453
Is it Aliens then?
>>675060554
Nope
>>675060459
>>675060493
Too easy, ehhh.
>>675060405
Saving Private Ryan
>nerdy guy cleans gym.
>bullied in to this goop.
>becomes a monster.
>bangs this hot blind chick.
>>675058905
menace 2 society
>>675060539
Littleman
Coke bottle dooms society
>>675060699
Toxic Avenger
>>675060570
Close enough. It was Alien.
Ash tries to save Kane
Kane dies
Ash tries to save Alien
Ash dies
Alien fucks up everyone else
>>675060208
Dang I thought It would be harder nice win anon
>>675060749
Yes!
>>675060651
Fuck, good job
>>675059726
Dead presidents?
>>675060768
The gods must be crazy
>people trapped in a series of rooms with weird booby traps
>maybe time travel?
Big hint: not Saw
>>675058454
Indiana Jones?
>>675060734
Yup
>>675060878
Nope.
>a texan and his friends discuss pantyhose and gold coins
>texan and his friends unknowingly cause problems for society at large
>>675058909
Spring Breakers?
>>675060931
The Cube?
>first love when a kid
>people think is pedo
>ff 20 years
>first love hit by car
>has kids
>becomes kid
>dies
>Tom Cruise plays a man who strives to be the best at what he does
>meets 8/10 grill
>Hits Roadblock
>overcomes adversity and gets the grill
>>675060768
>>675060903
Dah, an underrated classic.
>>675061055
Yeah, well Cube 2
But you're close enough
>>675061073
benjamin button
>>675060958
Nope
>>675061048
Nope
>>675061173
Winrar
>man and his brother battle evil undead cyborgs
>also, his brother is a motorcycle
>>675060931
cube, maybe?
>>675057752
>George Costanza rapes prostitute
>>675058571
shrooms?
>>675061044
I doubt you guys will get this one.
God more part 2
>squad up
>kill flying nazis
>cuck beta can't kill any
>think he's a spy
>>675061292
Pretty Woman
>>675057752
>Gang terrorizes city
>Gang leader ends up in jail
>Reforms, become model citizen
>Old vicitms take revenge almost kill him
>While in hospital, returns to criminal self
>Befriends a politician
>>675059131
Nobody?
>teacher did nothing wrong
>his wife is a pill poppin animal
>>675061434
A Clockwork Orange
>this black kid breaks into house
>holy shit white people is crazy
>surprise incest!
>tard climbs up a water tank
>match in the gas tank boom boom
>>675061073
Butterfly effect
>>675058454
Lawrence of arabia
>>675061292
>>675061405
Yup.
Honestly not as good as the episode of Miami Vice where Kramer is drug lord.
>>675061391
Flyboys
>>675061523
Yep, nice work anon.
>>675058571
enter the void
>>675059726
Takers
>>675061505
What's eating Gilbert Grape
>>675060173
Inception
>>675061464
Gone girl?
Doing this without google
>fuck with reality
>become jesus
>strangle self with umbilical cord
>>675060267
Alice in wonder land
>>675061505
what's eating gilbert grape
>>675061647
Nope.
>magic
>people in desert play ultimate game of the floor is lava
>teens get summer job flipping burgers
>turns into massive corporate espionage somehow
>>675061505
what's eating gilbert grape
>>675058064
Robots?
>>675061744
2001 a space odyssey
>>675061779
you did it
>quick idiot ends up owning his own business
>>675061821
tremors
Gang has to get to their turf before sunrise
>>675061564
Good job
>>675060198
Since nobody got it, American Graffiti
>Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.
>>675061900
Checked and yes
>>675061843
Good burger
>>675058909
This was Wizard of Oz
Eat shit
Die
Antagonist returns in the 3rd movie
>>675061915
black hawk down
>>675061813
Now you see me?
>ex-special forces guy infiltrates a lawless city to rescue politician
>has to fight army of faggots along the way
>>675061915
The Warriors
>>675061094
Cocktails
>>675061956
shakeshak erection
>>675062045
winrar!
the second answer i would have accepted without the "magic" hint was the dark knight.
>>675062078
Yee
>>675062062
Escape from NY
>>675061956
Shawshank redemption
>>675062132
That's not a poor description, that's the entire plot.
>autistic neet goes to texas in search of his bike
>>675062008
correct
>>675062203
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
>guy shoots people for an hour and a half
>surprisingly okay
>>675062062
escape from l.a
>>675062239
american sniper
Christmas shootout
>kid plays a game with his dad to avoid death
>>675061915
The Warriors
Come out and playyyyyy yayyyy
>>675058105
Dune?
>>675062323
Die Hard
>>675062280
Nope
>>675062021
Human centipede
>racism
>football
>no more racism
>>675062355
Yes
>>675057752
>Apathetic Pedophile dies to Homophobe
>basically just Over the Hedge
>only made by Koreans
>>675062159
>>675062220
both correct
>>675057752
>Mr. Bean's car drives through plumbing.
>Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea....
>dude gets ball cancer
>drinks some beers
>just going to giver
>>675062389
Red 2
>>675062062
It says poorly described ITT, not detailed
>>675062239
Commando
>>675062389
remember the titans?
>>675062406
american beauty
>>675062480
Nope
>shitty board game
>rumble in the jungle
>everything goes back to normal
>>675062406
American Beauty
>>675062389
Remember the Titans
>>675062518
Jumanji
>>675062518
Jumanji
>>675059113
>describe
The Abyss
>>675062518
Jumunji?
>>675062389
Remer the titans
>straight actors
>playing gay men
>trying to act straight in front of a Republican
>kid is fucked up
>his comatose friend wakes up
>she fucks everyone's shit up
>gets gang raped
>kid can't do shit
>his mom finally do something
>he gets raped too
>so much he loses his ego
>another girl is molested by mc's dad
>she cut his arm
>after some shit she gets decapitated
>mc mom ends up in space
>he wakes up on a beach with the red head
>young boy loses mother
>man cheats on wife
>woman's life is ruined by mentally ill brother
>man has unrequited love for friend's wife
>ugly man inadvertently insults woman's cooking
Ex-soldier with a love for hummus and bangs clients after cutting their hair.
>>675062596
Second miss.
>self destructive soap salesmen
>in a cab
>lawyers
>mark ruffalo somewhere
>>675062374
yes
>Be president/god
>rugby
>shitty board game
>galaxy far far away
>alien sheep
>family bonding
>Man fucks a robot
>Robot dies
>Adventure for new fuckbot body
>>675061894
Forest Gump
>man arrives late on motorcycle
>>675062741
You Don't Mess With The Zohan!
>>675062741
Too easy. You Don't Mess with the Zohan.
>>675062797
Invictus
>>675057752
>sex
>stalking
>death
>pool
>toasters
>>675062695
> poorly described
>>675062765
fight club?
>>675062805
Zathura
>>675062741
Eight Crazy nights
>>675062239
Seriously, guys? I thought this would be easy as hell
>>675062943
Yeah
>>675062812
Her
>>675062814
box of chocolate for you
>>675062841
with out a paddle
>>675063029
Wrong. It's The Avengers.
>>675062990
American Psycho
>>675063054
holy fuck
>>675057752
>Natalie Portman wants the D.
>EVERYONE!
>>675063004
Wrong
>Enlist help of redhead
>>675063065
Nah.
I'll give you guys a clue
>dog = most of plot
Kill guy named bill, 2 movies
>>675062805
Zahara,
Can't spell, the space version of jamonji
>>675061044
Come on guys, this is one of the most famous movies of all time.
>>675063150
The Fifth Element
>>675062337
No ones gonna get this
God mode:
>Just moved in
>A plane- what the fuck
>Dream?
>Time-bending shit
>Bitch don't remember what happened
>Sad song
>>675063130
star wars prequels
or thor
>>675057752
>diner
>foot massage
>OD
>rape
>wolf
Easiest shit in the world
>yuppies go to hicktown
>inbred retards
>duet
>oink oink
>>675062907
yes
>too god at job
>move to lame town
>everyone is kill
>WW2 sea mine
>>675062746
Coccoon
>>675057752
>Hooker accidentally gets her friend killed
>Hooker hides with friend's aunt
>Old pimp tracks her down
>Surprisingly, happy ending
>>675063245
Dallas byers club
>>675063303
Donnie Darko
>secret policeman saves puppy
>gonna lose his job if they find out he kept it
>better kill erryone
>>675063290
Seventh Seal
>>675063172
i am legend
>>675062787
someone get this
>>675063303
Donnie darko
>>675063335
Deliverence
>>675063130
Black Swan?
>>675063303
daniel darknes
>>675063339
Hot fuzz
>>675063488
Nope
>>675063464
Nope
>>675063399
Nope, >>675061044 is Dr Strangelove.
>>675063335
Deliverance
>>675062239
John Wick
>>675063374
Still no. Do you want tips?
Not a movie but
>the microwave is spinning backward
>>675058571
Enter the void
Another godmode
>Dora
>MC is too old for this shit
>Not lethal weapon
>young man has shitty family
>wants to be best at academics
>finds teacher with a dog living by the beach
>asks him to be tutor
>pedophile?
>>675063130
>>675063313
>>>675063541
Nope, here's another hint.
>Natalie Portman wants the D.
>People will look at you funny, if you say you'd give it to her.
>>675063686
THERE WE GO!
>progeria
>man plays with boys
>rip
>>675063285
Wrong
>Gotta go through desert to get new gf body
>favorite of all the friends
>new guy comes in the picture
>he can fly
>new guy takes over the seen
>old guy gets rid of new guy
>has to find him and bring him back
>valued lesson.
>>675063853
Marmaduke
>man receives inheritance
>man moves to europe
>man fucks his lab assistant
>>675063582
winner
>dead wife
>teach asian to be mexican
>troll family with my will
>>675063290
Tron legacy
>>675063652
goddammit anon
>>675063130
Leon
>>675063929
cherry 2000
>one big fuck up
>everyone dies
>Off to Japan
>Lol nope
> The fucking camera won't stay still
>Dude is in love and is getting married
>Fiancee bangs his best friend
>Fiancee's mom has cancer
>Nobody cares
>Dude laughs at a girl who was beaten up
>Fiancee holds party for Dude
>Tries to bang the best friend at party
>Second worst chicken impersonation ever
>Dude kills himself
>>675063948
Toy stroy
>>675063885
Leon the professional?
>>675063948
toy story, duh
>>675063948
Toy story
>>675062693
Milk
>>675063885
The professional
>>675064061
Titanic
>>675063885
no strings attached
>>675064110
Winner
>down syndrome kid has shitty life
>shit happens
>kid dies
>friend cries
>ff to Jim carrey
>>675064119
Are you sure?
>>675062812
Cherry 2000
>>675063130
Leon the pro
>>675063317
Pulp Fiction
>>675064028
Well done
>>675064126
nope
>>675064064
cloverfield?
>>675064088
You're tearing me appart anon
>Guy wasn't supposed to come into work today
>>675064210
Simon burgeron
>>675064210
simon birch
>>675064064
cloverfield
>Plays chess
>Dances
>>675064064
Cloverfield
>>675063806
No one? Fucking easy
>>675064211
Yeah, I'm confident you are way off.
>Everybody flies the new dingly dangly contraptions
>must be more dingly dangly
>Alright you better be ready for th-
>FUCK THE RUSSIANS ARE HERE
>um dont panic well take off the controls for more speed
>oh you want controls tch fucking commies
>piss your pants waiting
>one at a time kiddos
>lol did we leave that other faggot behind
>who cares at the strip club with our wives
>in the end everyone dies
>Dude just wanted to get home
>>675063885
>>675064094
>>675064126
>>675064140
>>675064213
Now you get it.
>Dude
>Duuuuuuude
>Hey look, there's my car!
>monster panties and aliens.
>>675064282
Win
>white kid raised by poor black family
>gets shot at
>gets rich
>gets sued
pic unrelated
>>675064233
Shet
Ye
>>675064367
Dude whers my car
>>675057752
Boron is needed to save existence.
>>675063853
Man without a face?
>>675064295
The Defense?
>>675064441
Damn.
>>675064401
The Jerk
>cook bonds with son through business venture
>>675064295
Jerry's game
>>675064510
nope
>kid was supposed to be in school
>took the day off
>>675064358
Planes, trains, and automobiles
>>675064442
Correct!
>>675058433
Those are the same movies aren't they?
>>675064431
It's over there.
>>675064241
Winrar
>Good party is going
>Almost everyone dies
>Rape
>Backstreet's Back Alright!
>>675064397
only 1 movie has a kid with down syndrome and ff to jim carey
>get knifed, take lotsa drugs
>Feel smart
>Achieve knowledge of all things in the universe
>ascend
>Leave flash drive for faggots
>lands rocket
>monkeys
>>675064006
No
Hint: Jews
>>675064544
Paul blart mall cop 2
>>675064596
This is the end
>>675064211
Top kek
>>675064554
nope
>>675064358
Castaway
>man takes business trip
>meets old friends
>kills colleague with a TV
>gets the girl
>>675064484
you get a cookie
>>675064544
ferris bueller's day off
Easy mode
>white boy
>spaghetti
>>675057752
>vegas
>bachelor party
>hooker is kill
>security guard is kill
>jew is kill
>jews friend and wife is kiil
>groom becomes cripple
>>675064632
Lucy
>>675064672
Close
>>675064703
nope
>>675064632
Lucy
>>675064596
This is the end?
>>675064295
hint
>Son tries to kill brothers
>Son dies
>Son amasses followers
>Son meets God
>Son takes brothers to hell
>Lives happily ever after with his wife
>black=white
>male=female
>2x
>niggers
>ADRIIIIIIAAAAAAAAN
>>675064853
Little Nicky
>>675064718
8mile
>>675064893
rocky
>>675064736
Yup pretty easy, now this
>Its lucy again
>but you dont know until it becomes mission impossible
>AND THAT SONG THAT GETS STUCK IN MY FUCKING HEAD
>>675064888
White chicks 2
>>675063806
Anon pls
>>675064280
clerks
>Some dead beats are killed by monster
>The cat survives
>Midget pushes away all his friends
>Leaves them forever in the end
>>675057964
the 5th element
>>675064891
straight outta compton
>>675064295
>>675064814
The Seventh Seal
>>675064920
Damn that was fast! Yeah
>>675059142
Interstellar. Ez game ez life
>>675057752
>Small town cop feels threatened about the hip and charismatic new-guy-in-town
>Kills him, but it is quickly found out
>Cop flees but discovers he actually didn't kill the guy
>Both get kidnapped by a mad scientist
>They join forces with other prisoners to escape and return home
>>675058751
iRobot
>>675064982
Win rar
>>675065030
good job kiddo
>>675063130
If you're talking about when she was 12, Léon.
>>675058909
Borderlands 2
>>675065010
LOTR
>>675065005
Alien
>>675065015
Acceptable answer but not quite what I was looking for
>>675065002
Bingo
>>675064677
Yes
>Friends go on vacation
>Most are kill
>Impaled by unicorn
>Weed
>>675059726
Bad Santa
>>675060173
Cliffhanger featuing John Travolta
>>675065108
Win
>>675060405
V for Vendetta
>music stops monster invasion
>>675060459
Waterboy
Cocain mountain death
>>675065221
Yellow Submarine?
>>675060539
>>675060699
Revenge of the nerdulucks
>>675065221
Mars Attacks
>>675065221
Mars attacks
>limeys
>cut finger off for twin
>muh teslas
>>675065221
ThatOneMuppetsMovieICantRemeberTheNameOf
>>675061073
American psico x
>Nascar
>faggot enters the race
>lost wife
>live with mom
>happy ending
>declaration of independance
>-2/10 wants job
>gets job
>everyone is an asshole
>faggot helps
>now she's qt3.14
>quits job
>>675065301
the Prestige
the Illusionist was better IMO
>>675061094
downsyndrome dave
>>675065336
Talladega Nights
>>675065336
The ballad of Ricky bobby
>>675065336
Richard Bobby
>>675061391
pinkpanther 3 the revenge of the pinko
>>675064148
No
Hint: https://youtu.be/DohRa9lsx0Q
>>675061464
Animaniacs
>>675065375
Win
>>675065338
1776
>>675061501
obama the narrative
>>675065425
in that case, Reservoir Dogs
>>675061505
beerfest
>>675061744
the end of 2001 space odisoy
Man becomes meme in movie
Movie becomes meme irl
>>675065266
I had this in mind
>>675065286
>>675065299
forgot this also works
>me 35 lives with mom
>new dad=cunt
>new brother =cunt
>happy ending
>>675061956
green moile
>nigger kills a bunch of white people
>nigger is said many times
>lots of blood
>The coach from the mighty ducks befriends a savage native, Jack Bauer from 24, a filthy homeless man, a closet homosexual, and his real life brother
>>675062062
Racoon City
>Australian man is a skirt
>Pretty shit movie
>>675065572
step brothers
>>675065572
Stepbrothers
Frodo
England
Jax teller
>>675061744
Butterfly effect
>>675062203
Terminator 2
>>>675065572
step brother
>>675065599
Django Unchained
>>675062337
Ricky Ricotta's Roulette Challenge
>sketchy as fuck multi-year sting op
>butthurt kid shoots dad
>>675065129
Cabin in the woods
>>675065471
Correct
>>675065656
You're one lucky nigger.
>>675065129
You guys are failing me.
>>675065620
the desert bus adventure
>>675065610
Young Guns
Damn, 400 replies.
>>675065610
Michael J Fox, the true story
>British cunts
>in our country.
>not on my watch
